The Third Day of Obamamas

Posted on December 16, 2009 by HillBuzz // Hillbuzz

Everyone sing along!

On the Third Day of Obamamas, ‘The Lightbringer” promised me:

- Three coal-producing states put out of business

- Two tubs of purple zombifying Kool-Aid

AND

- A unicorn in an ACORN tree

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For those of you who are too RAAACIST to know this, Obamamas is the new national holiday honoring our current president, Dr. Utopia, The Lightbringer. The motto of Obamamas is not only “Jesus Who?” but “Christmas is RAAACIST And so are all you People” (C.R.A.P. for short).

Obamamas is a total C.R.A.P. holiday – celebrated with a large aluminum Grievance Pole staged in the center of your living room. Upon it, you will display an empty suit honoring Dr. Utopia, the Lightbringer. You will perform various rituals around this pole every hour, on the hour, to prove how not-RAAACIST you all are. Al Sharpton, Henry Gates, and Jesse Jackson are watching, so you best get to it. Obamamas isn’t going to just Obamamas itself.

Anyone who can help photoshop some images to go along with the 12 Days of Obamamas, starting with “A Unicorn in an ACORN tree”, would be much appreciated.

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Buttered says:

2009/12/16 at 2:39 pm Buttered(Quote)

RE: “Three coal-producing states put out of business”

Why that still leaves 54 states!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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- Buttered says:
  
  2009/12/16 at 3:27 pm Buttered(Quote)
  
  It appears Obamamas the 3rd day is also giving us “P.O.ed” unions!
  
  Yay!
  
  Union pulls back on supporting bill
  By Jeffrey Young – 12/16/09 12:37 PM
  
  The Service Employees International Union (SEIU) backed out of an event with other organizations promoting the Senate healthcare reform bill Wednesday over concerns about changes made to the legislation to accommodate centrist Democrats.
  
  http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/72537-union-pulls-back-on-supporting-senate-bill
  
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  - Moe says:
    
    2009/12/16 at 3:58 pm Moe(Quote)
    
    It seems to me this bill is imploding before our very eyes. Good!
    
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California Granny says:

2009/12/16 at 4:03 pm California Granny(Quote)

Have you seen the Drudge headline …

BIG SCARE: OBAMA WARNS USA ‘WILL GO BANKRUPT’ WITHOUT HEALTH BILL

And yes, he’s ON TV AGAIN TONIGHT to chat about it. With Charlie Gibson. Didn’t Gibson retire already? Wonder if he’ll grill Bammy about his ‘doctrine.’

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theworldnewser/2009/12/president-obama-federal-government-will-go-bankrupt-if-health-care-costs-are-not-reigned-in.html

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- Bill says:
  
  2009/12/16 at 4:21 pm Bill(Quote)
  
  California Granny – this is more scare tactics. The USA will go bankrupt without the “reform?” I had to re-read that. It’s like telling someone that unless you put a good size hole into the bottom of your boat, you will sink! This guy’s economic education is so sorely lacking… He’s on TV again? He obviously doesn’t think he’s over-exposing himself!
  
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