The Seventh Day of Obamamas
Everyone sing along!
On the Seventh Day of Obamamas, ‘The Lightbringer” promised me:
- Seven extra states no one’s ever heard of
- Six tanker trucks full of pudding for Oprah
- Five tax cheating Cabinet Members
- Four unindicted, election-tampering Black Panthers in Philly
- Three coal-producing states put out of business
- Two tubs of purple zombifying Kool-Aid
AND
- A unicorn in an ACORN tree
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For those of you who are too RAAACIST to know this, Obamamas is the new national holiday honoring our current president, Dr. Utopia, The Lightbringer. The motto of Obamamas is not only “Jesus Who?” but “Christmas is RAAACIST And so are all you People” (C.R.A.P. for short).
Obamamas is a total C.R.A.P. holiday – celebrated with a large aluminum Grievance Pole staged in the center of your living room. Upon it, you will display an empty suit honoring Dr. Utopia, the Lightbringer. You will perform various rituals around this pole every hour, on the hour, to prove how not-RAAACIST you all are. Al Sharpton, Henry Gates, and Jesse Jackson are watching, so you best get to it. Obamamas isn’t going to just Obamamas itself.
Anyone who can help photoshop some images to go along with the 12 Days of Obamamas, starting with “A Unicorn in an ACORN tree”, would be much appreciated. The more interesting takes on this the better…it should be a tradition in EVERY household starting this year, so everyone can celebrate all the wonderful things this man is doing to our country.
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Many thanks to Chrissy-the-Hyphenated for the GORGEOUS froggy Obamamas pics, and to Rain for the BEAUTIFUL unicorn in an ACORN tree (which we have a feeling we will be using OFTEN). We are so amazed by people who can make such beautiful art…a talent we do not have at all.
H/t Rain
h/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
H/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
h/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
H/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
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LOL, I’m loving that unicorn in an acorn tree.
I just ran into some people who believed Obama was going to deliver ponies and rainbows. They actually once screamed at me, “Obama is going to pay people’s mortgages and help the little guy!”
So their house was repossessed and they lost their jobs. Needless to say they aren’t feeling all that Obama love anymore.
Over at Red State there’s an interesting post about the desperate tactics that might yet kill the bill if this monster passes the Senate later this week:
http://www.redstate.com/dan_perrin/2009/12/20/the-extraordinary-measures-needed-to-kill-the-bill/
But I’m still hoping that some of the stiff-backed Senators can do something to derail Reid’s schedule for the next few days.
YES! We can still fight this health care bill and it is our DUTY to do whatever we can.
Yes, it’ll more than likely be rammed through this week…but then the challenge really starts.
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The Plan: First, conservatives will object to the appointment of the conferees. This is not a motion, so it is non-debatable. An objection cannot be overcome unless the Senator making the objection caves. Let’s hope Senator McConnell agrees with this approach — but regardless, the objection shall be made.
This forces two votes in the U.S. House, one vote to amend the Senate bill on the House floor, since the Senate bill likely cannot pass the House unamended, and will force another vote on final passage of the amended House bill.
So, first, conservatives force two votes in the House, by preventing the appointment of the conferees, and therefore, preventing a House-Senate Conference.
Second, the left will focus on three separate issues to kill the bill in the House. The object of these issues is not to support these policies per say, but to add items to the House bill that will be so objectionable that when the bill goes back over to the Senate, that the Dems lose one or more of their 60 votes.
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What does this all mean? That means our plan of action is to call our GOP senators…or if you don’t have them, call Coburn or DeMint… and tell them to:
OBJECT TO THE APPOINTMENT OF THE CONFEREES
Do it tomorrow morning! Let’s make the left’s life miserable and FIGHT to stop this thing and kill it DEAD.
Read the link above for full details.
Remember that Walpin firing?
http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/dec/17/walpin-gate-may-snag-mrs-obama/
Love the seven extra states.
A propos an earlier recurrent theme, there’s an awful photo of Obama on the Washington Examiner website right now where his visage looks decidely ghastly, almost stiched together a la Frankenstein’s monster, and he seems to have aged greatly:
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/
“Seven extra states, no ones ever hear of…”
Except that those seven states now have representative voting bloc of 699 Electoral Votes.
They also provide 14 needed Democratic Senatorial votes and a total of 697 Members of the House of Representatives.
Oh…and the Olympics will be there in 2024; Winter and Summer. And the Superbowl and World Series. No Stanley Cup Finals though (those Canadians and Russian are sooo damn RAAAACIST!!!)