The “religion of peace” now peacefully threatens to murder David Letterman
When I was a kid, there was a bar on one corner of the street that everyone respectable in the neighborhood hated. It attracted all sorts of degenerates, and was the kind of place where people who couldn’t afford to buy milk for their kids would lose their whole paycheck every Friday. The owners let their trash pile up, blared their music on school nights, and when they closed up shop disgorged all manner of stumbling, troublesome weirdos out onto what was otherwise a quiet, perfectly nice street in Cleveland.
One summer, some sort of electrical fire burned the place to the ground. I swear, when the fire department got there, after they made sure everyone got out okay, they very leisurely put the fire out and the place was never able to open again. This was the first time in my life I’d ever seen good people I knew happy on any level that something bad had happened, but no one who lived on the street was sorry that bar burned down.
This is how I feel about David Letterman and his television show, in general.
I will be happy when it’s off the air, and I’m delighted when anything bad happens to the man, like when he was exposed as a total and complete pig in that extortion plot last year involving the sexual harassment he’d heaped on many of his female employees. For the amount of vile things Letterman has done to good people I care a lot about, seeing him get nastiness returned to him exponentially was to some degree satisfying.
Letterman is one of the Left’s main mouthpieces in the media. Under the guise of “comedy”, he launches salvos at conservatives that even the likes of Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow can’t get away with. He says he’s only “joking” when he talks about Governor Palin’s teenage daughter being raped by New York Yankees players, or when he’s hurling abject misogyny at the Governor herself, because he hates her for being a conservative woman. The Left loves Letterman for this, and celebrates him the most when he’s aggressively brutalizing a mother of five late at night on his little TV show.
Since the Left also loves Islam so much, and insists on spreading Islam as deep into public schools as possible, it’s amusing to see Islam target the Left’s most vicious (and gap-toothed) mouthpiece for making “jokes” about Al Queda.
Like that bar full of degenerates back in Cleveland burning to the ground, it’s horrifying to think anyone could really be hurt because of the “the religion of peace’s” latest death threats — but hearing that Islam, beloved by the Left, is lashing out with all its “peacefullness” at Letterman, the darling of the Left, is satisfying in a disquieting way. These two caustic presences in Leftist orbit have now clashed, because Letterman’s jokes offended the delicate sensibilities of a medievalist death cult that doesn’t understand the concepts of free speech and humor.
Remember what the Left always insists whenever Letterman “jokes” about teenaged girls being raped:
“It’s funny!”
“He’s kidding!”
“Lighten up!”
Remember what the Left always insists whenever Muslims are offended by anything and target politicians, cartoonists, or writers for death because of perceived affronts to “the religion of peace”:
“You should respect Islam!”
“Muslims aren’t violent!”
“Islam is the light!”
In addition to hoping every Muslim making these threats on Letterman is caught and put somewhere they can never harm anyone, ever, for the rest of their lives, I hope many heads on the Left are spinning tonight desperately trying to decide whom to support in this.
Islam, which the Left believes is always right, and apparently the ultimate ruler of the world.
Or Letterman, whom the Left adores, and has used so effectively as its mouthpiece.
I imagine many Leftists have no idea what to do with this, their worlds turned so upside down.
It’s like watching those obnoxious bar owners the day after that fire, staring at the rubble, knowing it was too far gone to rebuild, not having a clue how to move forward.
It couldn’t happen to anyone more deserving of this particular dilemma.
© 2011, Kevin DuJan. All rights reserved.
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Masterfully written. Would that I could have your writing talent. I grew up in Philadelphia and we had a “tap room” on every other corner like you described. Never saw one burn down. Your use of the comparison was very visual to me. I am forwarding your essay to many. And I liked Letterman in early career.
it's real easy for them- the article talks about al-qaida and we ALL know they aren't REALLY islam, which is a religion of peace, but they are just extremists (whatever that means)- it's two TOTALLY different things, yo.
He has come off as a bitter old man for years. The only time I see him is when my husband is channel surfing at night. I'm glad that he's getting "attention" from the very people whom he probably would vehemently defend to anyone criticizing them.
Frankly I'm tired of the cruel road the comedy industry seems to travel all the time these days. Kathy Griffin, Joy Behar etc are equally as heinous as Letterman, and I'm sure there are dozens more. I would have also listed Rosie "Terrorists are mothers and fathers too" O'Donnell, but she seems to have, thankfully, disappeared from the TV I watch.
OTOH, Rosie O'Donnell is supposedly running for president on some 3rd party ticket . . .
This is precious! I have been looking for the day when the pet alligator that they've been petting all of these years would suddenly turn on them. I often wondered the same thing: who will the Left support? In all of their vileness, they say they support the freedom of expression, but when one of their own pets turn on them because the likes of Letterman DARES to insult the religion of peace, who will the Left defend? My bet is that the Left will likely admonish Letterman for not respecting the beliefs of the pet and Letterman, like a dog, desparately seeking to please his master will prostrate himself in front of the camera and attend self-criticism sessions every day to atone for his short-coming. In the mean time, he's quaking in his boots because some deranged being will come and cut out his tongue. They all deserve each other!
And they all deserve what they get. The pet alligator thing is interesting. I like the imagery of that.
Too bad there's not some ferocious prehistoric pig creature that everyone knows, because that's what Islam should be symbolized as, to further get their goat.
Islam as an anthromorphic crocodilian is interesting visually though. I think you just inspired me to get out my colored pencils and start sketching some things.
Prehistoric pig coming up!
http://www.cracked.com/article_16117_6-formerly-k…
It's #2 on that list so just scroll down a bit also since you said goat check out #1.
Glad I can contribute!
Kevin,
Well, said and done. I sent the news article to my list earlier, with some brief jabs. I just sent this now.
I think there is a lot of disintegration and agitation in the Left now. Intolerable on the Islamicist threats, but, supprize, it can happen to the Left now.
Kevin, Justin, everyone, I just love how you pour gravy on a cooked goose! Wait, he's a turkey. Pour the gravy on him anyhow!
There is a video of Kathy Griffin performance after her return from Iraq or Afghanistan with a conservative actress fried of hers. She really cuts loose on Islam and is very agressive it insulting Muslim Males. I guess at the time she perforemed this schtick, it was still socially acceptable to be hating on Islam. Now it is only acceptable to be hating on good Christian Conservative Women,.
I would love for Hamas to see the video of her. Divide and conquere. Thats what we need to do to the left and the Mohammadens.
That’s a very interesting strategy.
Almost all the Leftists have made Islam jokes I bet.
Do Muslims realize this?
It would be interesting to pit these two factions of the Left against one another.
Oh, the irony! In the U.S., the following individuals are most likely to be Leftists.
• Jews
• Black "social justice" Christians
• Gays and Lesbians
• Women
• Entertainers/Singers/Actors
I think hardcore Leftists like the Rachel Madcows and Chris "Tingly Leg" Matthews of the world are so deluded, so without principles, so irrationally politically correct and so divorced from reality, that they can't see the logical result of their Dhimmitude…members of these groups will be the first against the wall when the Caliphate comes.
Exactly!! What will they think once they're standing there with their hands bound behind them and it is only a few moments before they have to kneel and have the blade come down on them!
Hey, who you calling "degenerate"?
Letterman to apologize in 3…2…1…