The First Day of Obamamas
Everyone sing along!
On the First Day of Obamamas, ‘The Lightbringer” promised me:
- A unicorn in an ACORN tree
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For those of you who are too RAAACIST to know this, Obamamas is the new national holiday honoring our current president, Dr. Utopia, The Lightbringer. The motto of Obamamas is not only “Jesus Who?” but “Christmas is RAAACIST And so are all you People” (C.R.A.P. for short).
Obamamas is a total C.R.A.P. holiday – celebrated with a large aluminum Grievance Pole staged in the center of your living room. Upon it, you will display an empty suit honoring Dr. Utopia, the Lightbringer. You will perform various rituals around this pole every hour, on the hour, to prove how not-RAAACIST you all are. Al Sharpton, Henry Gates, and Jesse Jackson are watching, so you best get to it. Obamamas isn’t going to just Obamamas itself.
Anyone who can help photoshop some images to go along with the 12 Days of Obamamas, starting with “A Unicorn in an ACORN tree”, would be much appreciated.
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Oh excellent, I love the grievance pole along with Grievance the muppet (a classic!).
You know that Obamas is all about giving gifts to the unions with other people’s money right? Oh and also compulsory union membership of legions of healthcare workers so that union dons can feed off their dues (and of course mismanage them):
http://www.projo.com/opinion/contributors/content/CT_rich6_12-06-09_5QGM11J_v9.3f8cd0d.html
“..celebrated with a large aluminum Grievance Pole staged in the center of your living room. Upon it, you will display an empty suit honoring Dr. Utopia, the Lightbringer.”
Very good, except I prefer a holiday like this to be observed in a more traditional way: with the pole embedded in a brass spitoon and decorated with used bedpans.
Don’t forget the tub of Kool Aid and lots of horse crap patties for dunking. (You can get the patties from your unicorn, as long as he arrives from the land of Hopeandchange on time for the holiday.
BTW, the bedpans make great tambourines. There must be a role for tambourines at Obamamas.
Not quite sure where to post this, but have you heard that now they incredibly misogynistic obots we have all heard so much from are going after Hadassah Liberman?
http://legalinsurrection.blogspot.com/
Honestly. The creepy freaky misogyny never ends with this bunch. And is the numero uno reason why I will never call myself a democrat again. Nevair.
sorry for the typo – Lieberman. It’s always something.
This is despicable! What is WRONG with these people? As stated in the article, Ms Lieberman is a wonderful ambassador in the defeat of breast cancer worldwide. How dare these extortionists try and destroy her association with Komen.
Is this a preview of what our country is becoming? Believe like we do or we’ll take you out in any way possible?
Obamalama is on TV again today! Seriously, does this man ever actually do any work? Does he read the legislation Dems are wanting him to sign before he starts strong-arming others to support it? Or does he just play solitaire on his laptop while waiting for the next slobbering press conference?
Hope! Change! Pixie dust! Solitaire!