Posts Tagged ‘Michelle Obama
This really happened. It’s not photoshopped or anything. Michelle Antoinette Obama really had a play date with TV star Jimmy Fallon, where the two of them treated the interior of the White House like a playground at recess, yanking on ropes, rolling around on the ground, and conducting themselves with absolutely no awareness of their surroundings.
This is the part where I normally take something off-putting, ridiculous, or terrible that Michelle Antoinette has done and compare it to the class other First Ladies have shown throughout our country’s history…but I can honestly say that every woman who’s served in this role before Michelle Antoinette has refrained from tugging on ropes and rolling around on the carpets like this inside the people’s house.
There’s a perfectly good (and immensely expensive) wooden jungle gym that the Obamas had installed at the White House (on your dime) for their daughters — which would have been the appropriate venue for this horseplay.
There’s also White House fitness facilities where shenanigans like this could occur.
If it’s something that regular people wouldn’t be screwing around with inside their homes, then Michelle Antoinette shouldn’t be doing it in the temporary, free public housing unit she’s occupying until next January.
In fairness to her, I think she looks absolutely fabulous in this picture — she’s wearing one of the really expensive wigs and it’s nicely combed, her outfit is appropriate for what she’s doing (even if the thing she’s doing is inappropriate in its venue), her clothes are the correct size and flatter her, and the colors she’s wearing complement her. If this tug of war had been done outdoors, it would have been a home-run, fun, photo op.
UPDATE: I’m reminded by readers it could have been much worse than tug of war — she could have been having another of her “dance parties”:
Michelle Antoinette Obama is hosting a dance party in Boston to recruit youngsters to serve as ground troops for the Obama re-election campaign.
HillBuzz.org has obtained the exclusive footage above capturing, exactly, what this dance party will be like and what sort of music they will play.
“I’m ready for my close-up, Sir Mix-A-Lot”, is what anonymous sources in the East Wing claim Michelle Antoinette’s been giggling every time the dance party planning committee has met.
The dance party is being held on January 18th, 2012 at a Boston club called The Goodlife.
And a good life it is indeed for those who get to live so high and party so often on the taxpayers’ dime.
When she’s not touring the country scolding Americans for giving their children all the fatty, sugary, fried foods that she herself loves to eat with her own family,
high-profile hypocrite First Lady Michelle Antoinette Obama hosts a non-stop dance party that you are invited to. This is apparently what any given Thursday looks like in the East Wing.
Because so many in Washington love claiming to be “bipartisan”, it seems Meghan McCain has found room in her busy schedule (of making herself look foolish at every available opportunity) to dance with Michelle Antoinette at the Dance Party; I think that’s her in the clip above, with her shock of blonde hair bouncing around to the beats spun by Michelle Antoinette’s personal White House DJ. Whoever that blonde is, she sure behaves like the Meghan we’ve come to know since the 2008 election, anyway. Might as well be her.
Ellen Degeneres makes an appearance at Michelle Obama’s Dance Party too, because she’s just degeneres with her time like that. She’s not a very good dancer, though. Not as good as Meghan or Michelle Antoinette anyway.
How sad for our country that all of this is almost really happening…to a score by Sir Mix-A-Lot no less.
I’m not exactly sure what “iCarly” is, but I think it might be what former Senate candidate Fiorina is doing these days…or maybe it’s an ill-advised comeback vehicle for the woman who sang about Warren Beatty in the 70s walking into a party like he was walking onto a yacht…with one eye on the mirror…and clowns in his coffee, clowns in his coffee…oh, he was so vain (and he probably thought that song was about him).
Speaking of vain (and a clown without coffee), Michelle Antoinette Obama recently made a guest appearance on “iCarly”, where she had a dance party.
I have to say that I kind of love this…and wish Michelle Antoinette would devote all of her time to this endeavor. It certainly is much preferable to listening to her scold people for eating potato chips (in between bites she takes of brontosaurus-size ribs or pterodactyl-grade Buffalo wings). Her “Crusade Against Other People’s Obesity” is nowhere near as charming as seeing America’s current First Lady shake her ample derriere in ill-fitting stretch pants on a show called iCarly.
Ay Carumba! is more like it.
The jokes just kind of write themselves when our First Clown gets her groove on.
Holy CRAP, Batman!
As a bitter midwestern American, Sundays are all about clinging to my guns (all 47 of them) and my religion (NASCAR).
So of course, I’m watching the final race of the NASCAR season at Homestead in Florida. As is typical in NASCAR, members of the US military were honored during the opening ceremonies. There was the standard fighter flyover from a nearby air base, and this time, a decorated sniper and his family were chosen to make the standard “Gentlemen, start your engines!” announcement.
The sniper and his family were flanked by First Finger-Wagger Moochelle Antoinette Obama and Jill Biden (AKA the brains in that family.) I would bet money that Moochelle Antoinette and Jill don’t give a “G-D America” for NASCAR racing, the military, or the normal patriotic Americans who flock to NASCAR races.
And apparently the feeling is mutual, because the sniper and his family were cheered–and then Moochelle and Jill were loudly BOOED moments later when they were announced.
I’ve never seen anything like it.
Apparently the NASCAR fans in attendance saw this for what it was–yet another paid vacation for Moochelle and her entourage.
Just found the video on the Intertubes:
UPDATE #2: In an incredibly thrilling finish, Tony Stewart won the race, and in doing so, won the 2011 NASCAR championship. Congratulations to his team, sponsors and supporters.
Paula Deen said Michelle Obama “would not stop eating during commercial breaks” when she was on “Paula’s Party” TV show
[ H/t The National Enquirer for photo above…purchase the third week of October issue of the Enquirer for full story ]
This is hilarious.
You have to read The National Enquirer – and remember it’s one of the few papers out there that is 100% correct about 50% of the time — and learn about Michelle Obama’s gluttonous behavior during her appearance on “Paula’s Party”.
Paula Deen’s calling Michelle Antoinette out as a hypocrite for scolding Americans not to eat any of the foods that Michelle Antoinette herself apparently can’t stop eating.
Deen says that during commercial breaks of her show she couldn’t get Michelle Antoinette to stop eating any of the supposedly “unhealthy” fried foods that Deen had on the table. From the tone of Deen’s remarks, it feels like production crew members were in danger of losing fingers, if not whole limbs, if they tried to pull some of these dishes away from the woman living in the White House who is on a personal crusade against other people’s obesity.
I still have a gut feeling that Michelle Antoinette is going to be the Obamas’ real downfall in 2012. On the campaign trail, she’s going to say or do something that gives Obama his indelible “Jimmy Carter and the Rabbit” meme. It’s going to be a “let them eat cake” type statement that drops out of her mouth unexpectedly somewhere, similar to the “I’m proud of America for the first time in my adult life” statement she made — twice in one day — in Wisconsin during the Democrat Primaries in 2008.
As the current First Lady, Michelle Antoinette sticks mainly to highly choreographed and controlled appearances on TV shows where producers edit her to present herself as well as possible. She was great on Sesame Street and Extreme Home Makeover…and even better on The Simpsons, where she was a cartoon character voiced by Angela Bassett and strangely drawn to resemble Mr. T. more than anyone else.
But, in person, before a live audience, speaking extemporaneously, Michelle Antoinette’s true feelings about Americans often slip out.
According to the article in the Enquirer (which was the one publication to report on John Edwards’ affair, love child, and campaign funds scandal), being called out on the hypocrisy surrounding her “Eat Healthy” book and her “Let’s Move” crusade against other people’s obesity apparently drives Michelle Antoinette crazy.
I have little doubt that when the campaign season heats up, and Michelle Antoinette’s dispatched for appearances coast to coast, that she’ll make another “I’m proud of America for the first time in my adult life” remark that will perfectly capture the Obamas’ shared feelings about America and Americans.
I also can’t help thinking this will involve food in some way…and could even happen during her upcoming “Healthy Eating” book tour.
UPDATE: It just occurred to me how this is all going to play out.
I started thinking about the campaign season, and all the appearances candidates have to make at local restaurants, street fairs, and other “Must Do” spots in the towns they visit. Candidates just HAVE to eat a Philly with velveeta (not Swiss, like John Kerry ate) in Philadelphia. In Chicago, they HAVE to eat Deep Dish somewhere. In your town, it might be a special sandwich or a giant ice cream sundae or whatever it is the locals deem visitors MUST HAVE when they come to town.
Candidates are always photographed eating these local treats…and the candidates (and their spouses) who refuse to partake in these high-calorie meals are excoriated for it.
During the 2004 campaign, Thereza Heinz embarrassed John Kerry on a campaign stop when she not only wouldn’t eat the town’s “famous chili”, but she admitted she had no idea what chili in fact was. She’d never heard of it, and thought it was some sort of “chilly” dish, like ice cream. This, obviously, scored no points for the Kerry campaign with the locals.
What is Michelle Antoinette going to do when she rolls into town with her “Healthy Eating” cook book in one hand…and a campaign-required, massive Philly cheesesteak sandwich or deep dish pizza in the other?
She really can’t win no matter what she does in these situations.
One option is to refuse to eat the foods offered up to her, which will offend the locals.
Another choice would be to avoid campaign stops where she’ll be proffered these fatty foods…but that will make the locals feel dissed, as in, “Oh, Miss Fancy came to town but wouldn’t have a hoagie at Fat Tony’s Hoagie Emporium. But, Gloria Cain came and had one. And Anita Perry had one. But not Miss Fancy!”.
If she eats these foods on the campaign trail, she’ll be called a hypocrite because of all the scorn she’s heaped on Americans in her books and her “Let’s Move” crusade against other people’s obesity.
There’s really no winning for the Obama campaign on this…and it’s something they 100% did to themselves.
Michelle Obama to America: “Let them eat kale!”. Michelle Obama to the waitstaff: “Where’s my lobster? And gimme a side of chili fries with extra cheese!”
Megan Fox is a radio host — and a home-schooling mother of two in a suburb of Chicago — who has been paying great attention to the hectoring Michelle Antoinette Obama’s been giving parents in her “Let’s Move!” crusade against other people’s obesity while seemingly eating every fancy and expensive thing she can in her remaining time in the White House. Megan takes a look at some of our illustrious First Lady’s endless hippo-crasy for HillBuzz.org.
The McObamas: Collecting pictures of the current First Couple making a couple of hippo-critical pigs of themselves
Yesterday, Drudge Report ran a headline declaring a big sales increase at McDonalds that coincides with Barack Obama’s rise to power and Michelle Antoinette Obama’s self-appointment of arbiter and critic of everything Americans put in their mouths…opening her own mouth not only to scold others for having desserts, but to scarf down all the delectable rare delicacies she’s been enjoying on the public’s tab while she and her husband fart merrily through taxpayer silk in the White House.
I very quickly cobbled together a montage of the Obamas gobbling all sorts of foods the current First Lady claims working Americans should never eat — which all photographic evidence indicates her doing this so there will be more for the Obamas to snack on.
I marvel at the sheer magnitude of pictures out there depicting Michelle Antoinette Obama hippo-critically gorging on meals worth hundreds of calories and costing in the thousands.
Do you know if there’s a site already in existence compiling all of these images?
Because I would love to collect as many unique images of Michelle Antoinette and Barack Obama snarfing down on all the burgers, fries, ribs, waffles, bacon-wrapped-bacon-stuffed-bacon (atop a bed of bacon served with a side order of bacon), and other delights with the permanent air of “Not for thee, ‘Tis for me!” in which this pair carries themselves.
There is a computer program called Andrea Mosaic that allows you to create photo mosaics using folders of hundreds of pics that you’ve collected. You can, thus, find an image of a big juicy bacon cheeseburger and then use the program to create a mosaic of all the shots depicting the Obamas eating that tiles into the burger image.
I also think it would be fun to create a mosaic of the logo for Michelle Antoinette Obama’s “Let’s Move!” campaign that is comprised of hundreds of pictures of her doing all the things her crusade against other people’s obesity prohibits regular folk from doing: all the burger building, snack shacking, lip smacking, and fry frenching that the First Hypocrite does on a perpetual basis.
What are your favorite photos of Michelle Antoinette Obama and Barack Obama eating all the things they tell you not to?
Do you know a place that has been collecting all of them, into a big gallery or a mosaic poster or something?
UPDATE: I just had to bump this comment from Soleil up to the front page, because I’m sure it captures what so many people are thinking, especially when it’s time to pay for groceries and you realize you’ve just dropped $50 and have so comparatively little in your shopping bags. Meanwhile, in a world completely removed from our own, the Obamas take great joy in being served every exotic dish imaginable, with never a bill coming to them. The bill comes to you, of course, with Democrats always wanting to make you pay more at the store so higher taxes can go towards sending Michelle Antoinette on another vacation or to the newest, fanciest restaurant imaginable.
This makes me sick. I have a bit of a different take on this. I am vegan. I am a conservative vegan. There are a lot of out there. I like my diet, it’s wonderful. It’s healthy, tasty, creative and not expensive.
What makes me so ill…not out of jealousy or envy, believe I am NOT envious of MO’s diet or fashion sense, body, etc…is that they claim to be so “progressive” yet they are so materialist, pleasure seeking, etc. They have no clue about deeper values! They have no clue about the beauty of a simple life with “high thinking, simple living”. In fact they are the opposite “simple thinking, high living”. To me that speaks of their character. MO especially, she is all about designer clothes, expensive meats and foods, and she still doesn’t look good! They are not evolved at all, they have little depth or gravitas…and little class. To shop and eat like this when so many Americans can’t afford the basics is just the worse classless act ever. God, they are revolting!!!
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Then, don’t forget, no more dessert for you, because Michelle Antoinette Obama has told you not to have dessert.
And no burgers for you, ever.
No ribs, no big juicy steaks, no lobsters drowned in butter.
Oh, no, no, no!
Not for you!
But, for Michelle and Barack?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
The Obamas are off on their latest vacation adventure, burning through hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars eating every exotic avian, ungulate, or crustacean imaginable (while they still can, before they’re both booted from the White House in 2013).
Chicago Tribune columnist John Kass recently wrote about Jimmy Carter’s encounter with a swamp rabbit (another critter the Obamas would no doubt devour, if marinated in Perigord black truffles jus and served with however much champagne the two of them could get their hands on) and warned Obama of the danger of having a “Carter meets killer bunny” episode while on his own vacation.
I’ve long said that Michelle Antoinette is Obama’s biggest danger, because her clueless spending and determined extravagance has only been indulged by a media that seeks desperately to make this woman appear “fashionable”, when she’s a First Lady who needs to be a lady first, and a responsible role model in a time of great austerity for many.