Posts Tagged ‘Chuck Schumer is gross
If Larry Kudlow runs for Senate in New York, we will go all-in for him
We think Republicans could win both US Senate seats in the state of New York if they’d just leave the cocktail parties long enough to try. Here’s a tip we learned at Sidetrack like, forever ago: just slip the bartender a fiver, put a napkin over the top of your highball, and then go outside for a while and DO SOMETHING besides revel in how fabulous your cocktail party is. Then, when you go back inside, you can continue to do nothing some more, and your drink will be waiting for you, 100% GHB-free. Trust us, it works.
Why aren’t Republicans taking seriously the chance to snag TWO Senate seats in one state this year?
Rudy Giuliani would have probably beaten Kirsten Gillibrand.
We think Larry Kudlow can beat Chuck Schumer — whom we want to see defeated for his betrayal of Hillary Clinton in 2008.
EVERY Democrat in office now who voted for the Healthcare Rationing bill — without even reading it — deserves to be FIRED.
But, Schumer really is swine. He proved that on the DC-New York shuttle he took last month, when he wouldn’t get off the phone so the airplane could take off. The flight attendant kept trying to get him to hang up, to no avail, and Gillibrand finally had to pull some raisons out of her purse to distract Schumer long enough for the phone to be taken away from him. Schumer’s such a show-off. Give him an opportunity to pop his head back and dramatically catch raisins like an obese trained seal snatching up moldy sardines and he’s in hog heaven. “Raisins are so good….and so FUN!”
Gillibrand and Schumer flying around together, all tandem, feels like the two worst contestants ever cast on The Amazing Race, where Phil Koeghan might want them to make it to the finish line, but we’re hoping they’re both replaced in November. Neither one of them stood up and put an end to the insanity displayed the week before Christmas when Democrats tried to shove that monstrous Rationing bill through to passage, like Panda trying to stuff fruit cake through the neighbors’ mail slots again (“But, if I didn’t, they’d be mad I didn’t get them anything, and their dogs or birds will eat whatever falls on the floor, like they’re so clean or whatever in there they can’t have cake on the floor all day.”).
We’ve decided, actually, to make defeating Chuck Schumer one of our goals in 2010. That means we’ve now got three of our berths filled on what races we will be actively engaged in:
(1) All-in to re-elect Michelle Bachmann so she can replace Pelosi as Speaker
(2) Defeat Barbara Boxer, even if a paper bag or a Muppet ends up getting the nomination against her. Whoever is the Republican nominee is not Barbara “Call me Senator!” Boxer, and that’s good enough for us.
(3) Repay Chuck Schumer for what he did to Hillary. Read Game Change and see why.
All of these races we can have a lot of fun with, while also, we believe, finding our own little niche where we can, hopefully, make enough of a difference that the Left declares war on us some more (since, for whatever reason, our helping Scott Brown for the last month was instrumental enough to his win for them to declare a fatwa upon one of us personally).
We’d like to find two more contests that will hold our interests and give us many opportunities to rally the troops to kick Liberals’ cans.
Thoughts on what the last two should be?
Thoughts on who the GOP will put up for those New York seats?
Will Republicans ever learn that cocktail parties are super fabulous, especially when there are hot jock strippers, but that for a cocktail party to be extra special double triple sec good, YOU HAVE TO WIN THE RACE FIRST.
