Posts Tagged ‘Charlie Crist
Lindsey Graham about to be outed…whom did he cross on the Left to end his usefulness to them?
If you include a shoutout to Bette Davis in your official Senate picture, you aren't fooling anyone.
Apparently, Lindsey Graham is about to be outed…because he did not give the Left votes they wanted in this lame duck session.
That seems stupid, frankly, because Graham squeals “How high?” whenever the Left tells him to do anything.
Whenever I write about closeted gay Republicans, I know a lot of you write in thread comments that “people shouldn’t care about their sexual identity”. This is, on the surface, true. If we lived in a world of “should”, then this would be the case…where in addition to this these closeted gay Republicans “should” stick to conservative principles, vote the way their constituents want them to, and never allow the Left to blackmail them. But, that’s not the magical world we live in.
Instead, we have men like Lindsey Graham, who are closeted gays, who have been blackmailed by the Left for years…so that whenever the Left needs a turncoat Republican to stick the GOP and conservatives in the back, and the Maine Sisters and Lisa Murkowski are busy somewhere, Graham can be counted on to do whatever the Left wants…lest the Left release the pictures it has of him, doing whatever it is he’s doing, which I’m sure isn’t flower-arranging.
The Left might be cutting Graham loose now that Mark Kirk is heading to the Senate from Illinois, and he’s another gay Republican the Left has all the goods on and will out in spectacular fashion the next time they need to give the GOP a black eye about something. Apparently, there’s a video — not just pictures — of Kirk at some party, which was an all-boy affair. In the last days of the Senate race here in Illinois this year, there was buzz in GOP circles that somehow David Axelrod had got ahold of “the video”. That was the first many of us had ever heard of a “video”…but the fact that Kirk’s campaign was worried about it getting out must mean a video of him and guys up to various hijinks could possibly exist. Maybe Democrats have it. Maybe they will start blackmailing Kirk as Graham’s replacement. Maybe there’s no video but Kirk’s just led a very interesting, closeted life and he realizes he set himself for all sorts of guessing games in the years ahead, as to whether or not videos exist.
Republicans prove they are the Party of Stupid in many ways, but how they handle their closeted gay Senators and Congressmen is the most foolish.
They should, honestly, have all these guys just come out of the closet one day…all together…in a big prime time special or something. Just get it all over with. Do it on a day that no one is really paying attention to politics, like on Super Bowl Sunday or something. And then the Democrats won’t be able to blackmail anyone.
What’s hilarious is that in Illinois Aaron Schock, another closeted gay Republican, is being groomed to be the GOP’s 2014 Senate nominee against Dick Durbin…which would mean, if Schock wins, that Illinois would have two closeted gay Republicans representing it. If Schock would just come out, he’d probably win that 2014 race by a wider margin…because he’s great looking, a nice and smart man, and it would be mighty hard to make an argument against his election in many circles here in Chicago. If the GOP can pull just an extra point or two in Chicago and do well in its suburbs, it wins in Illinois. Schock could do that as a young, gay, conservative…and could do wonders to changing the perception of both conservatives AND gays in Democrat and Republican ranks, respectively.
But, GOP consultants must be telling him to stay in the closet or risk losing conservative support…just as Kirk, Graham, Charlie Crist, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, and all sorts of other gay Republicans have been told through the years that they had to allow Democrats to blackmail them and go along with this stupid game if they wanted to keep their positions.
GOP consultants are stupid.
Democrats lose so much power and leverage if all of these guys would just come out, come out, wherever they are.
Do Elena Kagan and Charlie Crist go to Halloween parties together?
This is clearly a Halloween party — that, or it’s a night out at the filthiest bar we can imagine, where cobwebs cover the back walls…and apparently the maid is too busy dressed up as Tinkerbelle to do anything about them.
We almost think there was a Disney theme to this party…with a drag queen dolled up as Cruella de Vil…the afore-mentioned Tink…and Elena Kagan dressed inexplicably as k.d. lang.
Maybe she’s “the boy from Flight of the Navigator, wearing a suit for the dvd release party”.
High-concept costumes never work.
Kagan seems like a lot of fun to hang out with, though, if she goes to Halloween parties at all. We never trust people who don’t like Halloween, and don’t like going to costume parties and having fun. Even if they aren’t EXACTLY dressed up — since it is hard for people in important positions to get way with wearing costumes in public. They always have to be aware that they’re being photographed, and those photos never go away in the age of Facebook and Twitter and random blogs.
It’s going to be interesting how Kagan handles the next few weeks of her life. Being at Harvard, in Boston, it’s not unthinkable she went to all sorts of events like this Halloween party, and was photographed with all manner of drag queens.
Why are pics of Kagan so close to drag seemingly readily available — when there remains an embargo of shots of Charlie Crist at the Green Iguana in Tampa, Florida, oranging it up in drag himself, like a bad Charlotte Rae impersonator? We know it happened. We know people in Florida not only know it happened, but have the photos. But, for whatever reason, Republicans seem wholly averse to exposing Crist’s reality to the public.
Will it be the same for Kagan?
Question: Could DEMOCRATS end up taking down Charlie Crist, and exposing his hypocrisy and Green Iguana shenanigans?
"Hey stud. Sweet Speedo. Buy you a daquiri? Strawberry, or Razzleberry?"
Here’s a brief thought we just had: if Charlie Crist, as an Independent, pushes lackluster Democrat candidate Meeks into third place in the Florida Senate race, as suspected, then will Democrats take Crist down themselves, Eric Massa-style?
We got the idea when we heard that Crist was trying desperately to get in touch with Rahm Emanuel at the White House, through intermediaries, but Rahm wouldn’t take the call (“Tell him I’m watching Justin Beiber on Youtube and will call him back, at like, never”).
We wondered: why WOULDN’T Emanuel take that call?
Why WOULDN’T he help Crist run as an Independent if that would hurt Marco Rubio and help the Democrats’ chances of picking up that Senate seat?
Unless, Rahm’s numbers show Crist hurts Meeks more than Rubio.
In which case, we wonder how long before Rahm takes Crist down to increase Meeks’ odds for victory.
Time to separate the men from the drag queens: Charlie Crist goes Independent to ensure Democrat Senate victory in Florida. How the GOP responds is a test of mettle.
Florida's orange Governor, Charlie Crist (arrow), announcing his Independent bid for Senate in a time-traveling visit to the set of Diffr'nt Strokes
We really and truly don’t understand why Republicans are so averse to going for the throat, and really and truly ripping out the jugular, when it comes to people like Charlie Crist who so betray their constituents.
Crist should have been taken down a long, LONG time ago. He should have been given the Eric Mass/Mark Foley treatment.
The skeletons in Crist’s closet are hot pink, bedazzled with rhinestones, clutching the collected recordings of Liza AND Barbara, on limited-edition collector’s vinyl.
His antics — and drag appearances — at the Green Iguana in Tampa, Florida are legendary. Crist’s political career should be so over that he needs to submit an application to move to Chicago and come work at The Baton, where his “Sweet Charlotte, Belle of the South” drag shtick might even land him a regular gig at Second City, should they find need for a Mrs. Garrett/Charlotte Rae impersonator.
The facts of life in Florida politics for the GOP are this: Crist has been coddled and protected, with his many, many secrets kept from the public, for too long.
Do you not understand the simple fact that Democrats probably have photos of Crist not only nancing it up at the Green Iguana, like Tobias Funke, without any comical misunderstandings, but most likely dressed in full-on, sham-glam drag (and not in the way Rudy Giuliani used to do it, which was supposedly just for laughs)?
Democrats have a file on Crist.
Democrats wanted Crist to sabotage the GOP’s chances in this Senate race.
Crist, like Lindsey Graham in South Carolina, and other closeted gay Republicans out there, succumbs to Democrats’ blackmail and does their bidding — even when it’s against the best interests of their constituents, as well as their party.
Crist is the Democrats’ spoiler in the Florida Senate race.
We urge the GOP to break from habit and tradition and focus everything they have got in exposing Charlie Crist for the liar and fraud he really is. Out him. Get those photos of him from the Green Iguana. Expose his sham of a marriage — to a novelty and fake beard heiress, no less.
Absolutely ruin this man by revealing every last one of his secrets, so he won’t be able to get so much as a seat on the board of a Key West bed & breakfast after this campaign is over.
Make an example of Charlie Crist.
So much so that Lindsey Graham might learn a lesson, so that he, too, stops bending over so readily and merrily whenever the White House or DNC bark their orders.
Florida’s orange Governor Crist must become TOAST.
Time for the GOP to man up and do unto Crist what Democrats would do to him, if he started out as a Dem and then switched to Independent to throw a race to Republicans.
Do you really think the DNC would let him get away with that?
So, why does the GOP allow a problem like Crist to persist?
Unintentionally Funny Headline Over at Redstate About Tops and Bottoms
When we read Erik Erikson’s headline over at Redstate, “The Top’s Getting A Bailout and the Bottom’s Getting a Handout”, we thought this was going to be an article about Charlie Crist and Rahm Emanuel up to, well, something. Where “Handout” was a typo, and we had no idea what a “Bailout” was, but figured it involves Man’s Country, or at least a Friday night in the basement of Jackhammer.
Then we realized neither Crist nor Emanuel are Tops, so we had no idea what Erikson was talking about.
If you get the joke, you’ve been spending too much time with us here in Boystown. If you didn’t get it, you haven’t been reading us enough.
It’s like when Robby’s sister Ann-Louise puts “Watersports” on her resume under “Hobbies”, along with “Cooking”, “Wine Tasting”, “Volunteering”, and “Computers”. Why not just add “Clothing Optional Book Clubs” to that, too? Because we know she’s in one. Apparently, pants preclude full appreciation of Jane Austen.
The headline also reminds us of Brad Ellsworth’s Senate campaign website in Indiana, which uses the “Bear Pride” flag colors, though Ellsworth does not seem to be an actual Bear. He could, however be a Bear in secret, a sleeper Bear, but that’s as likely as him being an ursine, pic-a-nic basket stealing bear wearing a man suit. Maybe he’s that, too. Either way, he’s sure as heck not going to win Evan Bayh’s Senate seat.
Ga-rowwwwwl!
Brad Ellsworth for Senate!
We know Ellsworth is either a Sheriff, was a Sheriff, or guest-starred on the short-lived Suzanne Sommers syndicated comedy in the 80s, “She’s the Sheriff”.
And the Bear Flag colors are also the Sheriff’s colors.
Suzanne Sommers’ colors are pink and teal, because she’s a Spring.
But, still, the campaign’s web design choices are funny to us, because here in Boystown, it all has a second meaning, instantly recognizable to anyone on Halsted.
Just like it’s hilarious Ann-Louise says “Watersports”, when she means “Going on rich people’s boats and drinking their champagne and wearing a life jacket, and sometimes chasing dolphins with a Waverider”.
And it’s funny seeing “Top” and “Bottom” prominently featured on Redstate, where most likely Erikson had no idea how lendable they are to entendre.
More Calls for Charlie Crist to Step Aside (so he can focus on that Facts of Life reunion special)
There are renewed and increasing calls for Florida’s orange Governor, Charlie “Mystic Tan” Crist, to step aside and stop embarrassing himself in the Republican Senate primary. As the footage above clearly shows, Crist is so low on fundraising he’s searching through the sofa cushions in the governor’s mansion, hoping to find something to save his career.
Many want him to do the sensible thing and get behind Marco Rubio. Upon hearing this, Crist was understandably titillated, until he realized people were just talking about him backing Rubio in the primary, and not taking him down to the Green Iguana “to see what happens”. It was $1 well drink night, so we forgive Crist the confusion, especially considering the fact that he’s got an awful lot on his mind these days, aside from all the stress of the primary and Senate race.
It’s been years since a Facts of Life TV reunion special. Fans of the show clamor for its return, to continue the further adventures of Blair, Jo, Natalie, and Tootie, now all grown up, under the tutelage of wise Mrs. Garrett.
Because of actress Charlotte Rae’s poor health, all future reunion specials were placed on hold, until a new Mrs. Garrett could be found.
Well, as luck would have it, Florida’s Governor is just the right shade of Mrs. Garrett orange, he loves wearing frumpy dresses, and he sure knows how to screech “TOOTIE!” at the top of his lungs when occasion calls for it.
Governor Crist, Hollywood’s calling…and for once it’s not that drag queen at the Green Iguana, “Hollywood Bouvier” wanting her curling iron back, again, that you promised to return years ago (but you keep insisting was a wedding present).
Charlie Crist should be destroyed like a salty, orange, metaphoric Carthage
Florida Governor Charlie Crist, center, with Lisa Welchel and Nancy McKeon
Word is that Florida’s orange and slimy Governor, Charlie Crist, is indeed going to run for the Senate as an Independent — for the sole purpose of splitting the Republican vote and handing the Senate seat to Socialist-Democrats.
We can not stress enough this simple truth: third-party candidates, in 95% of races, are engineered to elect the person with a (D) after his or her name, because they are spoilers that are funded by the DNC and its allies to divide Republicans.
Part of this is because Socialist-Democrats are very good at manipulating Republican voters with that “let’s teach the GOP a lesson” garbage. The MSM is happy to pick this up and run with it, deluding conservative and moderate voters into thinking voting for the Independent candidate, or a fake “Tea Party” candidate, is the way to “send a message to the GOP”.
The only message sent, folks, is how gullible these voters are, that keep falling for this garbage over and over again.
Charlie Crist is a despicable politician.
He’s been lying to voters for years about his sexuality, and the escapades he’s engaged in at the Green Iguana in Tampa, where he often appeared as “Charlotte Sweet, Belle of the South”. Charlie/Charlotte was a fixture at the Green Iguana for years, before running for Governor, and following the Rock Hudson/Tom Cruise/Eric Massa/Larry Craig playbook and marrying a beard, in his case, Carole Rome, heiress to — no joke — a novelty and practical joke supply company that sells, among other things, FAKE BEARDS.
Eric Massa is proof of what happens when gay men in elected office are allowed to engage in the PR fantasies of being married. The Left knew all about Massa, and the debauched gay frat house he ran in Washington, only slightly less depraved than the brothel Barney Frank operated out of his own DC residence.
The Left shielded Massa, until he tried to cross Nancy Pelosi, and so she outed and destroyed him.
Charlie Crist has, no doubt, a file a mile long somewhere in the DNC. There is just no way they don’t have photos of him dressed up as “Sweet Charlotte”, vamping it up at the Green Iguana. We’ve met many people involved in Florida politics who say Crist’s romps are common knowledge — but neither Democrats nor Republicans have outed him or made any of this known to the general public.
Why?
Because Democrats like keeping those files, on Republicans in particular, until they are of best use. In Crist’s case, Democrats want him to either cost Republicans the Florida Senate seat by being a spoiler, or to win as an Independent so he can caucus with Democrats in the future. That file on him means the DNC will own him, and like with Eric Massa, Crist will be protected, with “Sweet Charlotte” an open secret, until such time as he crosses his DNC masters and has to be destroyed by them.
The reason Republicans don’t out and expose Crist is a bit more complicated.
It seems that Republicans are afraid of exposing Crist because treading anywhere near a gay scandal is just something they don’t want to do, ever. It’s why, seemingly, there’s a disproportionate number of closeted Republican men either in Congress, or running for it, with little effort made by Republicans to say, “Wait a minute. Don’t we think it’s a bad idea to set ourselves up for future embarrassments with this guy?”
There’s a weird dichotomy at play in the RNC with gay politicians.
The GOP seems to make it hard for gay men to be open about who they are. They seem afraid the RNC won’t help them fundraise, won’t back them in races, and won’t give them support if they are gay, so these guys hide it, and in some cases go to ridiculous, Rock Hudson lengths to “prove” how straight they are. See: Charlie Crist’s FABULOUS wedding, and the Peoria Congressman who keeps posing shirtless, poolside, with busty “babes” to show how much he loves being surrounded by such large mammaries. These guys fool no one. Except themselves. And, possibly, the RNC — because why else would they keep engaging in these painful charades?
So, on one hand the GOP seems to create an environment that encourages gay guys to be quiet and pretend to be straight, at all costs.
Then, once these guys are in office, the GOP seems to give them carte blanche to be as bizarre as they want to be, because the GOP does not want more gay scandals, so the GOP keeps pretending these men are really straight, no matter how many times they dress up as “Sweet Charlotte”.
Men like Crist know the GOP will never take them down, no matter what they do.
It does not seem likely the Republicans would ever out and humiliate one of their own like the DNC did to Eric Massa.
So, here’s what happens: men like Larry Craig, and Charlie Crist, entrenched in the GOP, realize they can do whatever they please, and be as gross as they want, since their party will never take them to task. The Democrats, on the other side of the aisle, are excellent at opposition research, and know everything the gay Republicans are up to…and they will then use this to blackmail these men.
There is a shocking (to no one) correlation between the amount of dirt the DNC has in a file on someone and the number of times that closeted man throws his vote to Democrats…on issues like Cap & Tax, for instance. Since there’s no fear of the GOP coming down on them for anything, the men continue to engage in whatever fetishes they have, building a bigger and bigger file in Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid’s offices…and the longer they stay in office, the more often they are blackmailed into voting against the GOP and their constituents’ own best interests, because the DNC effectively forces them to heel, lest they be Eric Massa-ed.
The only thing that will ever stop this is if the GOP grew a pair and threw men like Charlie Crist to the wolves.
Absolutely everything about the Green Iguana should be document-dumped to the voting public, so that there’s no way possible for him to run as an Independent and be taken seriously. Every dollar that goes to his fool’s quest to split the vote in this Senate race is a dollar that could be going to helping Marco Rubio win that seat.
While we are not big Rubio supporters, because there’s just something about him we don’t trust, we need every Republican possible to win in the fall. Rubio’s going to win the Republican nomination, and he needs all the help he can get to win the Senate race in the fall. Socialist-Democrats should NOT be allowed to prop Charlie Crist up in this race as a spoiler.
Crist’s political future should be completely destroyed, and he should be utterly removed from the elected office scene. He cannot be trusted, he is a liar and a slimeball, and he’s ORANGE.
ORANGE.
Someone who dresses up as a poor man’s Charlotte Rae impersonator, and lies about it, BADLY, is too much of a risk to put into an office where it’s far, far, FAR too easy for the likes of Pelosi and Reid to blackmail his orange, leathery hide into doing whatever they want him to do.
It’s time to take the sequined gloves off, folks.
We urge the GOP to do to Crist what Rome did to Carthage, and not just beat him in this race, but completely annihilate, humiliate, and expose him for who he really is.
We are gay men in Boystown who think closeted politicians are a great danger to this nation, and that Charlie Crist is more dangerous than most, for the simple fact that absolutely no good can possibly come from allowing him to continue in this Senate race.
At best, he’ll just split the vote with Rubio and cost Republicans the election outright. At worst, he’ll win the race, as an “Independent”, but will be beholden to the DNC anyway because of the blackmail operation they’ll run on him.
The GOP has been reluctant to take him down, and it’s not seemingly in their nature to be proactive about problems like this, but if there was ever a time for Republicans to grow a spine and take care of business, it’s here and now, with sweet, sweet Charlotte.
