Posts Tagged ‘Bart Stupak
Do unto Bart Stupak what Dan Savage did unto Rick Santorum
Years ago, gay radio personality and webmaster Dan Savage decided to punish then-Senator Rick Santorum for the bile he spewed at the gay community.
So, Savage coined the term “santorum” as the word for a previously unnamed, brown, sheets-staining byproduct of a certain bedroom activity. We know many of you are reading this at breakfast, so that’s as descriptive as we will get. You can Bing “santorum” for more details if you need them, but Savage’s goal was to forever associate the name “Santorum” with the thing he railed against. More or less, it worked, as “santorum” might not be a word you hear all the time in your circles, but we hear it now and again in Boystown, and everyone knows it’s called that because of Senator Rick Santorum.
We need to collectively do the same thing to Bart Stupak.
Our idea, initially, was to coin “stupak” as either a noun or a verb to describe an act of betrayal, Benedict Arnold style.
But, on reflection, we think “stupak” should become a euphemism for “abortion”.
“Stupak Clinics”.
“Teen pregnancies ending in stupaks”.
“Stupaks being performed on millions of the unborn”.
If the conservative/moderate/independent community started using “stupak” to replace the word “abortion”, it would catch on. At least to the degree “santorum” did.
Every day should be a reminder to Bart Stupak what he did, and the principles he betrayed. Whenever he looks his name up on Bing — and we have a feeling he’s the type who Bings himself every day, to see how popular he is and admire goofy pictures of himself looking as ugly as he does, because, wow, is that guy ever ugly — he needs to see clearly how his name will forever be associated with what the Democrats did yesterday, in moving to federally fund abortions.
Even those of us who respect a woman’s right to choose DO NOT WANT the federal government funding abortions. That is not where our federal tax dollars should go.
Stupak’s the man responsible for this funding.
His name is now Mudd in our book.
He’s as vile as any santorum we could ever possibly imagine.
So, let what was done unto Rick Santorum by the Left be done unto Bart Stupak by the rest of America.
Benedict Arnold. Samuel Mudd. Bart Stupak.
We nominate Bart Stupak for that special place in American history reserved for men who abandon all principles, forsake their countries, their Gods, and their values, and do something unimaginably terrible to bring eternal disgrace upon themselves and all their descendants.
Stupak is particularly ignoble because only a fool would believe a presidential Executive Order will prohibit tax dollars from funding abortions. Executive Orders are not the law.
Stupak and his band of sell-outs always intended to vote for this bill.
Their grandstanding and showboating was all about getting face time in front of all those marvelous cameras. He wanted to be wined and dined and courted.
Perhaps he had one killer crush on the captains of the football, baseball, and wrestling teams in high school. Maybe he spent many a sleepless night curled up in his bed dreaming — HOPING — they’d all ask him to the prom, then devoted the entirety of his adult life to finding some opportunity to be fawned over and seduced the way he wanted to be all those years ago.
Who knows what goes through someone like Stupak’s mind — but it sure looks like he did all of this for attention and drama.
“Me? You want to interview ME? Oh, shucks. Me? My oh my. Stupak’s in demand these days. I’m loving it!” doesn’t seem that far off what we imagine Stupak saying to his staff, loving every last minute of the attention he was lavished.
We really hope every last one of these fakers who claim to be so pro-life are taken to task in a big way once their constituents realize just how much federal money is going to fund abortions when this bill is signed into law. Millions upon millions of babies will be aborted because of Bart Stupak.
They should, in fact, start naming abortion clinics after him.
Even better…just as Benedict Arnold now stands for “traitor” and “your name is Mudd” is a way of telling someone he’s crossed a line and ruined his reputation, forever more whenever anyone abandons his supposedly rock-solid principles in matters like abortion, he should be called a “Stupak”.
“You stupid Stupak!” should be one of the very worst insults in the future.
May this man and all like him never live March 21st, 2010 down, and may voters hold him accountable until the last of his days for what he has done.
