Posts Tagged ‘American Artemis
PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE: The Republican Lost Boys
When we were in Disney World for Gay Days last week, we rode the Peter Pan ride, and were trapped on it for a good fifteen minutes when the thing broke down – leaving us dangling over a little miniature of the island occupied by the Lost Boys. There they were, all huddled together, around a camp fire, and in their woodland animal garb we were inspired to think about the Republican Party’s own Lost Boys, those cucumber-and-mayonnaise-soggy-sandwich eating GOP born losers the Media’s been pushing for the 2012 nomination over Governor Sarah Palin.
Mitt Romney. Tim Pawlenty. John Thune. Bobby Jindal. Jon Huntsman. Mitch Daniels.
We’d love to see these guys depicted, eating their soggy sandwiches, in woodland critter inspired footy-jammies like the Lost Boys above…as we’d also like to start calling them, collectively, the GOP’s “Lost Boys”.
Little boys.
Little wimps.
Characters who can’t get the job done in 2012, with their fumbling, and bumbling, and sandwich-munching.
Governor Palin, on the other hand, will be depicted like Peter Pan in that second picture. Strong, standing tall, decisive, in charge.
American Artemis, superior to these fey bumblers in every way.
What animals should each of the Lost Boys be?
Let’s not use strong animals like the moose, the wolf, the eagle, or the grizzly, because those animals we want reserved for the Governor’s campaign motifs.
Instead, let’s put the Lost Boys into skunk, bunny, beaver, muskrat, squirrel, and other small, scurrying woodland critter jammies.
We could have an awful lot of fun with this…and could conceivably help derail these losing presidential campaigns before they even begin.
Who are the 20 Leftists Sarah Palin is targeting and how can we help her?
American Artemis, practicing what she's going to do to Leftists this fall
Who are the 20 Leftists Sarah Palin’s put a bounty on come November?
Let’s put them on our lists of Leftists we need to identify all major Donors for, and help the Governor take them down by drying up their fundraising efforts.
Add Louise Slaughter, Bart Stupak, and Nancy Pelosi to whomever Palin’s taking down.
