Posts Tagged ‘12 Days of Obamamas
The Twelve Days of Obamamas: Day Eleven
Everyone sing along!
On the Eleventh Day of Obamamas, Oblahblah sent to me…
* Eleven weeks dithering like a fool on Afghanistan
* Ten apologetic bows
* Nine-eleven disrespecting
* Eight pols a’ bilking
* Seven non-existent states
* Six media lapdogs
* Five tax scofflaws
* Four hate-filled slurs
* Three bankrupt coal states
* Two cups of UniTea
And a Unicorn in an ACORN tree!
H/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
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H/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
H/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
H/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
The Seventh Day of Obamamas
Everyone sing along!
On the Seventh Day of Obamamas, ‘The Lightbringer” promised me:
- Seven extra states no one’s ever heard of
- Six tanker trucks full of pudding for Oprah
- Five tax cheating Cabinet Members
- Four unindicted, election-tampering Black Panthers in Philly
- Three coal-producing states put out of business
- Two tubs of purple zombifying Kool-Aid
AND
- A unicorn in an ACORN tree
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For those of you who are too RAAACIST to know this, Obamamas is the new national holiday honoring our current president, Dr. Utopia, The Lightbringer. The motto of Obamamas is not only “Jesus Who?” but “Christmas is RAAACIST And so are all you People” (C.R.A.P. for short).
Obamamas is a total C.R.A.P. holiday – celebrated with a large aluminum Grievance Pole staged in the center of your living room. Upon it, you will display an empty suit honoring Dr. Utopia, the Lightbringer. You will perform various rituals around this pole every hour, on the hour, to prove how not-RAAACIST you all are. Al Sharpton, Henry Gates, and Jesse Jackson are watching, so you best get to it. Obamamas isn’t going to just Obamamas itself.
Anyone who can help photoshop some images to go along with the 12 Days of Obamamas, starting with “A Unicorn in an ACORN tree”, would be much appreciated. The more interesting takes on this the better…it should be a tradition in EVERY household starting this year, so everyone can celebrate all the wonderful things this man is doing to our country.
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Many thanks to Chrissy-the-Hyphenated for the GORGEOUS froggy Obamamas pics, and to Rain for the BEAUTIFUL unicorn in an ACORN tree (which we have a feeling we will be using OFTEN). We are so amazed by people who can make such beautiful art…a talent we do not have at all.
H/t Rain
h/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
H/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
h/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
H/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
The Sixth Day of Obamamas
Everyone sing along!
On the Sixth Day of Obamamas, ‘The Lightbringer” promised me:
- Six tanker trucks full of pudding for Oprah
- Five tax cheating Cabinet Members
- Four unindicted, election-tampering Black Panthers in Philly
- Three coal-producing states put out of business
- Two tubs of purple zombifying Kool-Aid
AND
- A unicorn in an ACORN tree
*******
For those of you who are too RAAACIST to know this, Obamamas is the new national holiday honoring our current president, Dr. Utopia, The Lightbringer. The motto of Obamamas is not only “Jesus Who?” but “Christmas is RAAACIST And so are all you People” (C.R.A.P. for short).
Obamamas is a total C.R.A.P. holiday – celebrated with a large aluminum Grievance Pole staged in the center of your living room. Upon it, you will display an empty suit honoring Dr. Utopia, the Lightbringer. You will perform various rituals around this pole every hour, on the hour, to prove how not-RAAACIST you all are. Al Sharpton, Henry Gates, and Jesse Jackson are watching, so you best get to it. Obamamas isn’t going to just Obamamas itself.
Anyone who can help photoshop some images to go along with the 12 Days of Obamamas, starting with “A Unicorn in an ACORN tree”, would be much appreciated. The more interesting takes on this the better…it should be a tradition in EVERY household starting this year, so everyone can celebrate all the wonderful things this man is doing to our country.
*******
Many thanks to Chrissy-the-Hyphenated for the GORGEOUS froggy Obamamas pics, and to Rain for the BEAUTIFUL unicorn in an ACORN tree (which we have a feeling we will be using OFTEN). We are so amazed by people who can make such beautiful art…a talent we do not have at all.
H/t Rain
h/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
H/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
h/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
H/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
The Fifth Day of Obamamas
Everyone sing along!
On the Fifth Day of Obamamas, ‘The Lightbringer” promised me:
- Five tax cheating Cabinet Members
- Four unindicted, election-tampering Black Panthers in Philly
- Three coal-producing states put out of business
- Two tubs of purple zombifying Kool-Aid
AND
- A unicorn in an ACORN tree
*******
For those of you who are too RAAACIST to know this, Obamamas is the new national holiday honoring our current president, Dr. Utopia, The Lightbringer. The motto of Obamamas is not only “Jesus Who?” but “Christmas is RAAACIST And so are all you People” (C.R.A.P. for short).
Obamamas is a total C.R.A.P. holiday – celebrated with a large aluminum Grievance Pole staged in the center of your living room. Upon it, you will display an empty suit honoring Dr. Utopia, the Lightbringer. You will perform various rituals around this pole every hour, on the hour, to prove how not-RAAACIST you all are. Al Sharpton, Henry Gates, and Jesse Jackson are watching, so you best get to it. Obamamas isn’t going to just Obamamas itself.
Anyone who can help photoshop some images to go along with the 12 Days of Obamamas, starting with “A Unicorn in an ACORN tree”, would be much appreciated.
The Fourth Day of Obamamas
Everyone sing along!
On the Fourth Day of Obamamas, ‘The Lightbringer” promised me:
- Four unindicted, election-tampering Black Panthers in Philly
- Three coal-producing states put out of business
- Two tubs of purple zombifying Kool-Aid
AND
- A unicorn in an ACORN tree
*******
For those of you who are too RAAACIST to know this, Obamamas is the new national holiday honoring our current president, Dr. Utopia, The Lightbringer. The motto of Obamamas is not only “Jesus Who?” but “Christmas is RAAACIST And so are all you People” (C.R.A.P. for short).
Obamamas is a total C.R.A.P. holiday – celebrated with a large aluminum Grievance Pole staged in the center of your living room. Upon it, you will display an empty suit honoring Dr. Utopia, the Lightbringer. You will perform various rituals around this pole every hour, on the hour, to prove how not-RAAACIST you all are. Al Sharpton, Henry Gates, and Jesse Jackson are watching, so you best get to it. Obamamas isn’t going to just Obamamas itself.
Anyone who can help photoshop some images to go along with the 12 Days of Obamamas, starting with “A Unicorn in an ACORN tree”, would be much appreciated.
The Third Day of Obamamas
Everyone sing along!
On the Third Day of Obamamas, ‘The Lightbringer” promised me:
- Three coal-producing states put out of business
- Two tubs of purple zombifying Kool-Aid
AND
- A unicorn in an ACORN tree
*******
For those of you who are too RAAACIST to know this, Obamamas is the new national holiday honoring our current president, Dr. Utopia, The Lightbringer. The motto of Obamamas is not only “Jesus Who?” but “Christmas is RAAACIST And so are all you People” (C.R.A.P. for short).
Obamamas is a total C.R.A.P. holiday – celebrated with a large aluminum Grievance Pole staged in the center of your living room. Upon it, you will display an empty suit honoring Dr. Utopia, the Lightbringer. You will perform various rituals around this pole every hour, on the hour, to prove how not-RAAACIST you all are. Al Sharpton, Henry Gates, and Jesse Jackson are watching, so you best get to it. Obamamas isn’t going to just Obamamas itself.
Anyone who can help photoshop some images to go along with the 12 Days of Obamamas, starting with “A Unicorn in an ACORN tree”, would be much appreciated.
The First Day of Obamamas
Everyone sing along!
On the First Day of Obamamas, ‘The Lightbringer” promised me:
- A unicorn in an ACORN tree
*******
For those of you who are too RAAACIST to know this, Obamamas is the new national holiday honoring our current president, Dr. Utopia, The Lightbringer. The motto of Obamamas is not only “Jesus Who?” but “Christmas is RAAACIST And so are all you People” (C.R.A.P. for short).
Obamamas is a total C.R.A.P. holiday – celebrated with a large aluminum Grievance Pole staged in the center of your living room. Upon it, you will display an empty suit honoring Dr. Utopia, the Lightbringer. You will perform various rituals around this pole every hour, on the hour, to prove how not-RAAACIST you all are. Al Sharpton, Henry Gates, and Jesse Jackson are watching, so you best get to it. Obamamas isn’t going to just Obamamas itself.
Anyone who can help photoshop some images to go along with the 12 Days of Obamamas, starting with “A Unicorn in an ACORN tree”, would be much appreciated.
