This is all kinds of strange.
BUT, a lot of male couples go back and forth like this. Even if they fight, and try to move onto other guys, it gets all Annie Proux “I just can’t quit you”.
I swear, Ang Lee needs to film the official Obama White House docudrama.
First Kal Penn is weirdly hired out of the blue to work in the White House despite not having any qualifications or relatable experience.
He was given a made-up, do-nothing job…not VP because that went to Biden…but something like “Deputy Director of Giving Obama Kisses”.
The Director position has been filled by aptly named Reggie Love for some time.
Penn was written off his TV show, House, after moving to DC to be with Obama…the show killed him off, making it appear like he left acting.
Then, bizarrely, Penn and Obama seem to have had a tiff, which I imagine involved a slap fight and hair pulling.
Obama was mad at him for a while.
Mysteriously, Penn then got mugged near the gay bars at DuPont Circle and his cell phone was taken from him…it seems that cell might have had messages or photos Obama wanted.
Then, for several months, report after report came out about Obama being depressed. Even prank calls to Justin Beiber stopped making him giggle.
And now, Penn is coming back to the White House, right when Obama is down on his luck and nursing wounds from his disastrous midterms.
Isn’t this when you are most prone to get back together with your ex-boyfriends?
When you are hurt, broken, and vulnerable?
This is so like the end of Bodyguard and Penn is totally Kevin Costner, only Obama runs down the steps from Air Force One and never flies away.
It actually all is really cute…and hilarious most Americans still believe this man is straight with so obvious a male June/November relationship happening between Penn and Obama.
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