As you’re all well aware, Race Cards expire in a week, on January 20th, when this woefully RACIST! nation inaugurates a black president — despite constant cries by people like shameful Congressman James Clyburn that RACISM! RACISM! RACISM! is behind every instance of any black person not getting his or her way.
You damn dirty RACISTS! Give me my earmarks!
With just 6 days left to play his much-loved and oft-used Race Card, Clyburn’s using it to the hilt, now claiming the challenges to earmarks he’s requested stem not from financial prudence, but from, of course, RAAAAAACISM!
The black community needs to do better than this and turn a page on the James Clyburns who represent them so tragically. And the rest of us need to call them out and embarrass them every time they trot this cockamamie nonsense out.
Because Race Cards all expire the moment Obama puts his hand on that Bible, as Michelle stands there, bare shoulders slumped, truly proud of America for the first time in her adult life.
Clyburn said, essentially, that challenges to the Christmas tree of stimulus earmarks that’s emerging from Congress are nothing more than rumblings of plantation owners once again trying to keep those who worked on plantations down. That’s so out of this world crazy and inappropriate we don’t quite know what to say. Besides, of course, RAAAAAAAACIST! RAAAAAAACIST! RAAAAAAAAAACIST!
And you know what that means around here. The only way we can think of to combat false and ridiculous charges of RACISM! RACISM! RACISM! from members of the black community when they don’t get their way on something is to hit back from Boystown with ridiculously gratuitous shots of hot guys in their underwear.
Makes perfect sense.
You want to make everyone uncomfortable by talking about plantations? Fine. But, then we get to make you uncomfortable ogling pairs of expertly packed Speedos. Fair’s fair.
So, take this James Clyburn:
With a little something for all the black voters of California who supported Proposition 8, while also voting for Obama, because it’s so much fun to cry RACISM! all the time, while simultaneously sticking it to us gays:
HOMOPHOBES! BIGOTS! IDIOTS!
The screaming and crying can work both ways, James Clyburn and friends.
We can scream just as loud, in perfect pitch, and in not much more than an umbrella and a smile (and we dare James Clyburn to try to top THAT).
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