RACIST! RACIST RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!
James Clyburn's theme song
Here we go again.
One of the most vile people in Congress, Rep. James Clyburn, is at it again. Like Al Sharpton, he’s woefully unaware their beloved and often-used race card officially expired at 12noon on January 20th, 2009.
Here’s Clyburn’s latest round of race-baiting lunacy, claiming Republican governors who call Obama’s Trillion Dollar Spending Spree out for the wasteful, ill-conceived and irresponsible mess that it is are just RACISTS! RACISTS! RAAAAAAAAAAAACIST! All because they dare to point out the “stimulus” is nothing but a pork-laden waste of American time and treasure.
Representative James Clyburn held a roundtable meeting to discuss how the newly-signed stimulus package will affect South Carolina.
He said not only would it create jobs, but also repair roads and bridges around the state.
Clyburn also had some strong comments for Gov. Mark Sanford on why he thinks he opposed the stimulus.
“The governor of Louisiana expressed opposition. Has the highest African-American population in the country. Governor of Mississippi expressed opposition. The governor of Texas, and the governor of South Carolina. These four governor’s represent states that are in the black belt. I was insulted by that,” Clyburn said. “All of this was a slap in the face of African-Americans. It had nothing to do with Governor Sanford.”
All we can say about this is to point out that Rep. James Clyburn is a rampant, unapologetic, willful HOMOPHOBE.
That’s right. Because Clyburn wants to dump a TRILLION DOLLARS in tax money down the toilet, in projects that will not create the jobs or economic stimulus Obama promises, and because Clyburn attacks anyone who dares stand up to all this waste, we believe Clyburn is a HOMOPHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBE!
What? That doesn’t make any sense?
Well, it makes about as much sense as black people crying RAAAAAAAAAAACISM! all the time.
We want in on this lunacy too, because black people sure make it seem like so much fun, crying and wailing and carrying on like spoiled children. We want in on this too. Ain’t nobody who can carry on like spoiled children better than a bunch of guys in BOYSTOWN.
You see this gorgeous picture we got right here?
Well, we have it on good authority James Clyburn doesn’t like this pic one bit, and doesn’t want it posted in threads bearing his name (not that other Democrats, such as Rahm Emanuel, would complain all that much). Because JAMES CLYBURN IS A HOMOPHOBE!
A HOMOPHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBE! who objects to Speedo-clad hunks’ rights to sun themselves on gorgeous days in his line of sight, just like this:
Well, take that, James Clyburn. You wanton HOMOPHOBE!
And take this too:
Take it, James Clyburn.
Take it all.
Every bit of it.
Every last inch.
Take it like Rahm taught you.
Uncomfortable yet, you vile and disgusting toad of a man and embarrassment to the United States Congress? Because every time you cry RAAAAAACISM! over anything we’re going to write a big post about it, featuring you alongside as many scantily-clad hunks and grade-A gratuitous beefcake as possible — to make you look as ridiculous and deranged as you honestly and truly are.
Because of gerrymandering and the black community’s race-voting, you’ll never leave Congress involuntarily, but maybe we can make Google searches for you as fabulous and beefcake-laden as possible in the future, HOMOPHOBE!
So when you Google “James Clyburn”, maybe some day something like this will pop up first:
Catch!
And we bet you won’t like that….
because you’re a HOMOPHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBE!
You play your tired old race-baiting games, James Clyburn, while we play OURS.
And Mary, ours are FAB-U-LOUS, as you can most definitely already tell.
You shout racist, we shout fabulous. Ready? Okay.
RACIST!
FABULOUS!
RACIST!
FABULOUS!
See how that works?
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Fabulous!
LOL I.Love.You.Guys.!
LOL!
Seriously, how does racist Clyburn reconcile the fact that Gov. Palin and Gov. Otter, who represent Alaska and Idaho, (hardly “black belt” states), also have expressed opposition and apprehension about accepting the funds? Are they racist, too?
Oh silly me, of course they are! To racist Clyburn – let him eat (beef)cake!
as much as I can’t stand Clyburn, I might just have to send him a thank you card for that eye candy. I wonder if he’d appreciate knowing he almost gave me a ‘Prop 8′? – although he’d never get it.
U R the bestest.
I knew today would be a fun day to check back into your blog! Since Clyburn has really been obnoxious and Eric Holder tossed gasoline on the fire yesterday don’t you think you really ought to put up some more photos? Kind of a double-feature response to two knuckleheads?!
Let’s see, Eric Holder calling us cowards of racism, the chimp cartoon and clyburn, and that’s just this week! All out racism and race baiting coming from the Dems during the reign of the post racism Presidency?
I asked in the last racism thread if there was a site that is keeping track of all this racism, does anyone know? These guys are taking the lead from the chosen one.
http://www.tnr.com/politics/story.html?id=aa0cd21b-0ff2-4329-88a1-69c6c268b304
http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/10/obama-race-baiting-video-discovered.html
I have lived in urban Texas all my life (which by all accounts is very racially diverse), and have never heard of the term “black belt”. In fact, I know quite more than few people who would find that term racist. I for one am very happy that Gov. Perry opposes it. Texas is not Illinois, California, or D.C. We are very proud of our ability to self-sustain, and although there are millions of Obots here, overall we tend to detest government interferrance (sp?). Too many of our industries, which ALREADY provide millions of jobs to Texans, are going to take a hit because of this porkulus bill.
I used to work for an very well-known, liberal-masked-as-conservative media company, and even the associates there (of whom many hate hate HATED Bush and drank lots of kool-aid and couldn’t wait for the government to pay their gas bill) are finally coming to their senses about what is happening to our country. I can only pray that they have learned their lesson about voting for someone whose only attribute is that they can read from a teleprompter well.
More of this please!
“The governor of Louisiana expressed opposition. Has the highest African-American population in the country. Governor of Mississippi expressed opposition. The governor of Texas, and the governor of South Carolina. These four governor’s represent states that are in the black belt.”
Wait a minute! Hold on!
The black belt?
Does this mean that whenever anybody says something unflattering about Southerners or folk from the Bible belt they are racist?
That is the terrible thing about this administration… do you think that if Palin or Hillary had won, they would scream “SEXIST” every time someone expressed opposition to their legislation on policy grounds?
No, they wouldn’t, because
A: The media jerks would just laugh at them, and
B: They are women of integrity who would never pull that kind of crap
and
C: Even if someone did use sexism against them, they would have just held their gorgeous heads up high and take it all in stride, like the tough broads they are!
WELCOME TO THE OBAMA WINFREY CRAZY BUS
Did anyone see the episode of 30 Rock where Tina Fey dates Wayne Brady, he is unbearably self centered and annoying so she tells him ‘I’m sorry but I’m not interested in dating you anymore’ he screams in the middle of the restaurant, ‘Oh really? I know what it is, it’s because you’re a Raaaaacist, a Raaaacist! She finished her dinner agreeing to go out with him again and made out with him in the cab ride home so he wouldn’t call her racist in public again.
Tina Fey can be annoying with some of her libby agenda on the show but she did support Hillary and the show is hilarious none the less. That episode was very timely during season one … Wayne Brady obviously get’s it. Kudos to both of them.
This kind of race baiting is positively infuriating. These type of intimidation tactics are only going to go on but so long because even the faaaaaar libby’s marijuana lovers will at some point be directly accused of racism and will change their tune. They hide behind calling everyone else a racist except themselves. I think these faaar left libby’s who accuse other people of being racist tell their own story of their own racism.
Same thing when a “straight” guy calls everyone else a “fag” … everyone is a “fag” according to this straight man, he obsesses with talking about gays, always has a joke handy and some venom to spew about how hateful and disgusting “fags” are … when it is his own latent homosexuality he hates.
These faaaaar lefty libs are in for a big surprise because this crazy bus they are riding to nowhere has only a few more miles to go before it crashes. American are tired of being called racists.
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Musician,
Our email is HillBuzz@gmail.com
i am humbled by your awesomeness, hillbuzz. thanks for adding humor and sanity to my day.
FABULOUS!
Best. Post. Evah!
If you guys do not stop posting these pictures, I am not going to be able to convince my husband that I come here for the politics and snark. LOL
I love you HillBuzzers. I owe you all a drink at your Boystown bar of choice. ASAP.
(I’m more of a Matisse fan on Diversey/Clark, myself, but hey.)
You went balls out in this post. The screaming from Clyburn is hella ridiculous, and I’m glad you’re there shouting it from the rooftops.
Lansing Quaker,
If you have sharp eyes, you can spot us at Sidetrack’s on Showtunes nights. We’re all pretty hard to miss.
Hillbuzz,
I didn’t agree with you on the Post cartoon, but I agree with you here. This is race baiting, pure and simple. Clyburn is a disgrace.
None on those guys are black, you guys are racist. Do we get some more pictures???
dumb effing moron. He’s trying to use Zero’s campaign tactic , hoping that the ludicrus label will amount to anything other than laughing from the entire country.
Pal, you obviosuly are a sucker but the rest of us are not. All a republican has to say is, we are not in the business of voting our constituents into fiefdom. They spoke, we answered and if you don’t like it, to bad. We work for them, not the pother way around
This boob is not even worth acknowledging come to think of it
I think Eric Holder deserves his very own post too. Or maybe I’m just selfishly hoping for a third day of this fabulousness. Truly, this is better than late night TV…
well, i got half way through the article and soon as the beefcake pics showed up, the rest of it went unread
I don’t care that these guys are gay, A girl can still look
Besides, it’s not as if I had a chance with any of them if they were straight lol
Great article and this guy is a boob, making a horses ass of himself of epic proportion.No one will come to his defense to chime in because it’s just completely round the bend logic, even for a liberal. This is rubber room hands tied to the bed and electroshock therapy talk. Clyburn is a disgrace to the human race, a festering pus filled scab on the ass of life
Stop posting photos of hot gay guys. Please. It’s making me want something I can never have.
Damn.
I’m going to have to take sleeping pills to get those images out of my mind:)
Great post, by the way. I just shot a commercial with a black friend of mine who said that the reason he didn’t get the on-camera part was that the casting people were racist.
Huh?
Yup, that’s the excuse for every failure in life: RACIIIIIIIIST!.
And my friend went to Yale and comes from money.
It never ends.
1000 kisses blown your way. And I swear, it has nothing to do with beefcake. Nothing. At. All. Absolutely nothing…okay, that may have something to do with it. Come on Washington, play that race card!
I just sent Mr. C an email reminding him that the race card expired. Maybe if he hears from enough peeps……..nah fools like him never learn.
But you can send him an email thru his majority whip website.
Speaking of fools, Pelosi received a refresher course from the Pope for misrepresenting the church’s beliefs on when life begins.
How embarrassing that would be for a normal person.
Did you see this? I found the story at NQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWjNcwacHKA&feature=channel_page
PVG Says:
February 19, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Speaking of fools, Pelosi received a refresher course from the Pope for misrepresenting the church’s beliefs on when life begins.
How embarrassing that would be for a normal person.
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Oh yeah. That was almost as good as the pimp-slap I was hoping for. Well, he *is* an old man. Call it a pope-slap. He as much as told her that she’s going to Hell, which anyone with any sense knows already.
HB, why are you discriminating against the straight men and Lesbians here? How about an occasional hot lady from time to time? Hey, it couldn’t hurt, y’know? (I’d suggest a pic of #13 from House, who goes both ways–something for everyone, don’tcha know?)
You know, if the “racist!” thing gets too bad, Hillbuzz might just have to start posting video clips from the “Guys Gone Wild” series.
Hillbuzz,
Thanks for the laughs, the snark and the eye candy. Made my day.
I response to the you tube on Lyn’s post.
In 4 years will they be calling each other “ex-president”?
Oops, is that r.a.c.i.s.t?
Hey — you’ve already made it to the 1st page on a Google search for “James Clyburn” with this entry… it’s in the subset of blog posts, but it is there.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=james+clyburn
Love ya : )
LOL, you really did make the google search HA, HA..
Sharon,
What did you search for that we came up for Clyburn?
Our dream would be for anyone who searches for “James Clyburn” to instead get image after image of bare-chested, barely covered, banana hammocked hunks. Considering how the black community treats gays (bigots, much?), and what they did in California (race-vote for Obama in droves, then race-vote for Prop-8 to stick it to the gays), having Clyburn linked inextricably to beefcake might just drive a strong enough wedge between him and his supporters to possibly allow a challenge for him in the 2010 primary.
We know — it’s a dream…but this is the age of hope, dreams, lemonade, and pixie dust, right?
Is it me? or are they trying to move us backwards?- crazy folk I tell ya..
Mr Holder you Affirmative Action Hack & Race Pimp Coward
Mr Holder,
We’re “cowards” because of events & unfair laws passed by a sold out corrupt gov’t we’ve been SILENCED & CENSORED by an Erosionist Movement. Under the threat of going to jail for hate crimes, racism, racial profiling, & not being Politically Correct we have been Hushed & Frozen out.
People get attacked & called bigots & racists for saying simple things as: “You people”, “They” or “Them”.
There’s a double standard in our society, the race pimps get propped up, & “crackers” hushed up. Black racists get free reign & anyone with an opposing view gets destroyed. Black comedians, rappers & such can say the most vile & racists things & not be admonished. If anyone said anything they in turn would be called racists not the original racist. If a white person says anything off color even if it’s a joke they’re demonized & DESTROYED.
This is EQUALITY? Is this what MLK dreamed about?
You, Mr Holder are being racist just in what you say because your “courageous” statments aren’t meant to bring healing & the truth out on this issue but to further shame the whites into further cowardice & submission & give props to blacks. While the black culture continues unabashed with their racist rants, words & messages of hate. I’ll take you seriously when you & other blacks rile against racist blacks & when blacks aknowledge that there are many Blacks that have indeed done very well & are super rich while working in white industries.
America just elected a half-breed that is AT LEAST HALF WHITE & definitly no more more black than white. Some say he’s not even Black but Arab. The Black Racists & their Guilty White supporters persist on calling this half-breed, Black. What’s more racist than ignoring the Contribution that his white half of the family contributed to the new “president”? He’s the product of a white womb & was raised by his white half of the family with little contribution from the black side that actually abondoned him.
Mr. Holder show America that you are “Courageous” & fix this injustice by making sure everyone calls “obama” (may not be his LEGAL name) a half-breed or mixed “president” or at least just “president” with a color blinded no mention of race. That would go a long way to help heal race relations & show us that you’re serious & not just another race pimp.
We didn’t elect the first black president we elected a president or the first mixed president. If he & you were respectable “blacks” you would NEVER allow anyone to Disrespect Your Momma even if she’s the “wrong” color. No self-respecting “black” man would sit in a so called church & allow his Momma to be disrespected for over 20 yrs.
Show some action that doesn’t show your racist roots by correcting the record & giving credit to whites for the race of the “president” & his election win w/ overwhelming support from white voters.
Are you too having difficfulty in knowing his racial make-up because you didn’t see his Birth Certificate either?
Mr. Holder, even if you’re called “Uncle Tom” show us your “race” Courage, you race pimping, race baiting, affirmative action hack Coward.
A very insightful question from another blog:
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/monkeying-around/#comments
“Can we compare Bush to a chimp and then Obama to Bush, or is that too borderline racist?”
Peter,
Brilliant…..well said!
Just when I think the Hunks of HillBuzz can not get funnier or smarter or wittier or more right on, you prove me wrong. And I thank you (and Clyburn) for that!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, WTF is up with black (homophobes!) of Clyburn’s ilk? I just heard some lady host at BET crying the race-card blues on Greta Van Susteran’s show. These a’holes are coming out of the woodwork like roaches in the middle of the night.
And LESBIAN MAFIA, you are RIGHT! Most whites who voted for Omoron ARE RAAACISTS whose votes were used to assuage their guilt.
Hope!
Plus ca change!
“The Black Belt”? What The Hell??
To me, a “black belt” is a martial arts expert. Does that mean if someone calls me a racist I can kick them in the face?
Seriously, I’m a Texan currently living in Illinois, but in the 30 years I lived in Texas, I NEVER heard that term used in reference to black people.
Unless, of course, the black person in question had an actual black belt.
My head hurts.
“We’re all pretty hard to miss.”
Just out of curiosity, how many of you are there? How many buzzers does it take to make a blog?
Jana,
About half as many as we need to do all the things we want to do in a day.
I know I live in the “Bible Belt”; but…..the “black belt?. I am so annoyed , frustrated. First, Michelle says we are ignorant. Next, Obama calls us “bitter clingers”. The Attorney General of the United States Eric Holder says we are a bunch of cowards. Our nation has fought and shed blood for the equality of all people here and abroad. We have openly and profoundly worked through these issues; and continue to do so. How dare they! They all have very heavy, gigantic chips on their shoulders. Me thinks they doth protest too much. I am sorry; but, I am sick of it and I am pissed off!
garlicnosedho! i can’t take it, that name is killing me early in the morning!
That last picture is pretty great. Thanks guys!
“Bless his little split-pea heart.”
walk a mile, then talk…all of you are sick.