RAAACISM ALERT! Oprah only comes in at #10 in new list of worst celebrity flatulance.
This is indeed RAACISM in its worst, most vile form.
Oprah Winfrey only came in 10th – TENTH – on a list recognizing achievement in an area she’s worked so hard for, and seemingly mastered, the majority of her adult life: celebrity flatulence.
Tenth?
TENTH??
OPRAH???
This is more shocking than Chicago falling flat on its face with the IOC after Dr. and Mrs. Utopia gave long droning speeches about how much they wanted to have the Olympics near where they used to live, so that all the crooks they know in that neighborhood could make a fortune in real estate.
Maybe they didn’t cop to that last part, but it was there, hanging in the air silently, like one of Oprah’s own ripest zingers.
TENTH?
“Well, of course, that’s just RAAACISM!,” said the Rev. Al Sharpton when reached for comment outside yet another restaurant chain he’s trying to shakedown for donations to his diversity consulting firm. “Oprah should have won just as sure as Beyonce should have won and as sure as there should be Black Castle restaurants, and that’s why I’m here tonight, and that’s why Kanye should have one an Ignoble Prize too! Damn, dirty RAAACISTS everywhere!”
Rumor has it the Congressional Black Caucus is already meeting to declare Oprah the real winner of the celebrity flatulence listing…which would, sadly, be the most logical and worthwhile thing the CBC has done in a great while.
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Makes ya wonder how bad #1 was, huh.
Oh wait! It was President Obama, right? It was the Nobel Prize for Flatulence?
Maybe it’s time to measure the greenhouse gases that exit? LOL!
Well, here’s where Oprah was today, at the Texas State Fair in Dallas.
Wonder if she sampled all the fair foods, including this year’s “Most Creative”: Fried Butter. (We do go for the Fletchers Corny Dogs.)
http://www.dallasnews.com/video/dallasnews/hp/index.html?nvid=406309&shu=1
OH NO!
FRIED BUTTERS!!!!!!!!
I actually read about fried butters – it sounded pretty good.
Ahahahahha…thanks for dessert. It is about time.
Oh yeah, forgot to sign out…the happy racist.
If I lived in Chicago I’d be carrying a butane lighter around with me just trying to catch Oprah ready to let one rip!
Remember Fanny and Alexandria?
Ok Butters…that is one hellacious visual.
It’d be a blast!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you could weld a pipeline to her thighs and capture all that Oprah gas and divert it to go to good use like warming homes for the poor and supplying camping cooking canisters we could probably forego offshore drilling for natural gas for another 20 or 30 years.
LOL. Funny, but too much work. We could just make her bend over in front of a row of wind turbines. Oh. And then we could power every solar panel in the country off the glow of Obama; The Lightbringer.
You mean like to Obama’s Slum Lord and bosum buddy Rezko and his unheated in the middle of a Chicago winter slum tenaments?