Obama-Brand Heroin For Sale in New York
Hope! Change! Heroin!
They’re calling it “The Audacity of Dope”, while we think it’s all cutting a little too close to home for the comfort of those in the Kool-Aid Gang.
Sort of like Liza Minnelli coming out with her own line of vodka (Liquid Liza!).
Or Oprah marketing the most-calorie-packed, fattening marshmallows ever invented (Marsh-mo-prahs!).
Police in upstate New York have started seizing heroin stamped with the Obama brand, appealing to his followers who want to get high while toking on hopium (and not bothering to pick up their own litter, like they did in Washington on Wednesday).
We thought his followers would start demanding his name and face on our national currency (“Who was Alexander Hamilton anyway? It’s racist not to put Obama on the ten dollar bill! Benjamen Franklin was a lousy president — the hundred should be “The Obama”!”) — we never dreamed they’d stamp his brand on heroin.
Sure explains a lot, though.
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Of course they found Obama Heroin. Don’t you realize that all of the people who voted for him were high????
this hopium you speak of- they use a bacrack pipe to smoke it?
Can things get much worse? How sad and disgusting.
Yes We Can!
Ask Larry Sinclair. Yes they can. Not only will the crack pipe stay handy…wait till he cruises DC on the DL in that spanking new limo! That ought to impress ‘em.
Obama for the three dollar bill.
A bacrack pipe? Holy crap, now THAT is some funny sh*t!!!! Thanks, glue!
MichL, yay, you got your girl. You must be happy.
Yeah, Three Wickets. I’m very excited about it. I posted earlier under the “In your face Princess Caroline” section. To add to that post, I’ll use some of your words to say that Hillary must be happy because she got her girl. I’ll be here to fight for her election in 2010, and I hope in the mean time she’ll continue to prove that she’s everything we believe she is.
My 27 year old nephew told me he voted for Obama because the guy smokes cigs and does pot and cocaine. He read it in Obama’s book. I said, “What a reason to vote for him!” These young kids don’t know what they are doing.
Liquid Liza??? Marsh-mo-prahs??? You crack me up!!!
I have been rendered speechless by the behaviour of the mind-numbed 0bots many times in the last few months. This beats everything else, at least until tomorrow rolls around. If the consequences weren’t so dire for the country, I’d be ROTFLMAO. This is like a warped sitcom. Funny and tragic all at the same time.
Someone please tell me, is there any evidence that obama has a tendency to swing both ways? Is Sinclair the only evidence available?
Ben Franklin and Alexander Hamilton are both on our currency and neither were Presidents. Hamilton is on the ten dollar bill, and Ben on the hundred. Hopefully the powers that be won’t read HillBuzz as we really don’t want to give anyone the idea of putting Obama’s face on either of those bills. I was in DC and Alexandria Thursday and Friday, and you can’t look anywhere without gazing upon Barack and Michelle Obama on shirts, bags, just about everything. Since the ten is usually the next to the highest denomination in my wallet, the ATM’s twenty being more prevalent (not Ben’s hundred), I would really be upset if Obama was to replace Alex or Ben.
At the risk of appearing ignorant, what is ROTFLMAO?
Why do they need heroin to get high? They’ve got Obama now, doesn’t he fulfill all their needs as well as provide the necessary tingle up their legs?
Fae Says:
January 24, 2009 at 12:07 am
My 27 year old nephew told me he voted for Obama because the guy smokes cigs and does pot and cocaine. He read it in Obama’s book. I said, “What a reason to vote for him!” These young kids don’t know what they are doing.
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Oh Fae — that is both sad, and really not unexpected.
What is wrong with these kids?
If they get rid of Hamilton, who helped federalize currency and instrumental for the founding of the frickin US Mint, and/or Franklin who was Ambassador to France and instrumental during the Revolutionary War and drafting of the Constitution…. then we might as well burn the US flag.
They put 0′s face on it anyway!
PVG (and any others that may not be into text messaging as a competitive sport) here’s the site I use for translations: /www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm
I found it in self-defense – 12 year-old granddaughter. Now it’s bookmarked!
ROTFLMAO =
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
O’Heroin: I see this as pure, naked capitalism. Give the people what they want. Then charge double for it. Tell them it’s for the special hopenchange quality it has.
And if they gripe, mark it down 30%. It’ll seem like a deal.
yes. there were rumors out of NY when he attended Columbia.
Thanks Auntie lib and I R A Darth Aggie for bringing me up to speed.
Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States.
Get over yourselves.
such a sad and bitter place you all live in. i hope i didn’t sound like this during the gw bush administration. this site is like one collective whine. between the whining and collective paranoia about trolls and such, its a wonder you all get out of bed in the morning.
Betty – There wud have been 2 more but they are now dead.