More Calls for Charlie Crist to Step Aside (so he can focus on that Facts of Life reunion special)
There are renewed and increasing calls for Florida’s orange Governor, Charlie “Mystic Tan” Crist, to step aside and stop embarrassing himself in the Republican Senate primary. As the footage above clearly shows, Crist is so low on fundraising he’s searching through the sofa cushions in the governor’s mansion, hoping to find something to save his career.
Many want him to do the sensible thing and get behind Marco Rubio. Upon hearing this, Crist was understandably titillated, until he realized people were just talking about him backing Rubio in the primary, and not taking him down to the Green Iguana “to see what happens”. It was $1 well drink night, so we forgive Crist the confusion, especially considering the fact that he’s got an awful lot on his mind these days, aside from all the stress of the primary and Senate race.
It’s been years since a Facts of Life TV reunion special. Fans of the show clamor for its return, to continue the further adventures of Blair, Jo, Natalie, and Tootie, now all grown up, under the tutelage of wise Mrs. Garrett.
Because of actress Charlotte Rae’s poor health, all future reunion specials were placed on hold, until a new Mrs. Garrett could be found.
Well, as luck would have it, Florida’s Governor is just the right shade of Mrs. Garrett orange, he loves wearing frumpy dresses, and he sure knows how to screech “TOOTIE!” at the top of his lungs when occasion calls for it.
Governor Crist, Hollywood’s calling…and for once it’s not that drag queen at the Green Iguana, “Hollywood Bouvier” wanting her curling iron back, again, that you promised to return years ago (but you keep insisting was a wedding present).
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Oh oh, Romney already endorsed Rubio finally. I wonder if Romney is giving second thoughts to his endorsement if Crist runs as an independent…Romney don’t want to be seen as endorsing failed candidates… polls show Crist has a slight chance to win as an independent.
Romney is praying to Joseph Smith that Crist stays Republican and gets beat up by Rubio.
Despite the polls that show Crist winning as an independent, I don’t see how. Rubio will get the conservative vote, regardless of the party and traditional Republicans will not vote for an “independent”. They saw what happened to their party when they flirted with Perot. It won’t happen again.
Crist will be seen as a spoiler by the traditionals and will lose support quickly.
Romney knows what he is doing. He helped Brown to win… and if he put his mind to the task he could do the same with Rubio. There is no crime if he does that.
Romney is an opportunist. That man is what is wrong with the GOP. Romney is just like Crist praising Obama and his socialist policies.
LOL!
I knew it! I knew it!
Charlie Crist is actually Mrs. Garrett from the Facts of Life!
LOL
My condolences Mrs. Garrett.
That sex change operation just didn’t go so well did it.
Let’s see…Rubio just got the endorcement of the FL speaker of the house. He stated that he didn’t intend on giving an endorcement until their session was over, but Crist’s actions in the last few weeks just made it impossible to sit back and not call him out.
Then John McCain said he wouldn’t support Crist as an Independant…”I only support Republicans”.
Crist is toast…I don’t see a way out for him of this one.