MISSION: to find a photo of the gold champagne towers featured at Obama’s “Beyonce & Jay Z” mega-party last night
UPDATE: Well, file this one under “lickety split”. Thanks Daily Mail for coming through for us!
That tower of golden bottles cost $105,000. This is twice the median income for an American family under Obama’s rule (which has shrunk to just $51,000 or so).
Apparently, the Obama campaign has banned photos of the decadent, “Night at Versailles” gold champagne towers that prominently decorated his party last night — featuring Beyonce & Jay Z (who is some sort of rapper).
He knows the visuals would not be good if anyone saw how opulent that ballroom was decorated.
I know someone who went to that event snapped pictures before Obama arrived. I used to be an event planner here in Chicago. I took pics of every event I staged, for professional and personal reasons. I was often really proud of events I planned and seating arrangements or displays I designed and I’d keep them for my professional portfolio (or would want to brag to friends that “I did this!”). SOMEONE who setup those golden towers of bubbly champagne took a picture of the room.
Also, as Prince Harry’s naked Las Vegas romp attests, in the age of cellphones and tiny digital cameras people take all sorts of pictures where they aren’t supposed to. Someone has this on his or her cell phone. The thing is, though, that people who’d pony up the obscene amounts of cash to party with Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Obama would never want to do anything they’d think would harm Obama…so they’d never hand over the pics. There might, however, be someone who worked the event who’d SELL their snaps if wealthy people like the Koch Brothers would put a Larry Flynt-style bounty on the pictures.
Offer a generous reward for the pictures of the golden champagne towers of “Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Obama”. I think $100,000 would nab those pictures. Someone working a catering job in New York would probably make $40,000/year if he or she was lucky. Handing them $100,000 for some pics would set them up for a year or two…which would be more than enough time to find another catering gig if they were busted for releasing the pics.
Anyone have the Koch Brothers or some wealthy conservative friends who’d be interested in fishing for these pictures of absolute, hardcore decadence?
Let’s keep our eyes peeled on the gossip sites like TMZ, the National Enquirer, PerezHilton, etc. Despite most of these people being Left politically, the are all attention whores and if they’d get the pics somehow they’d run them just to be FIRST! in doing so.
The pics are out there…the mission is just to find them.
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