Is Donald Trump going to out Barack Obama (for claiming to be an Indonesian citizen to gain foreign student aid and admission in college)?
[ Watch Gloria Allred (pictured above) be trumped tomorrow by "The Donald" as these two self-promoters jockey for media attention mid-news-cycle ]
So, I have to admit I’m intrigued by Donald Trump’s latest stunt…and am actually very grateful to him for it, too — as you should be as well.
Here’s what’s apparently going on:
* Trump caught wind that Gloria Allred was planning a stunt tomorrow; it seems Democrats are sending her out to attack Mitt Romney for counseling a woman to not kill her baby the way she wanted to (this was when Mitt was a pastor in his church, and his role as pastor was in part to counsel women not to kill their babies despite how much fun Democrats made baby-killing seem at their September convention).
* Trump proved how aptly named he is by deciding to trump Allred…this is like going to the aquarium to see a scheduled piranha feeding that has been eclipsed by the sudden appearance of the only great white shark in captivity. Allred is no match for Trump, and nowhere as interesting, and everyone knows it.
* Trump’s claiming he has something explosive to unleash on Bathhouse Barry tomorrow and the clues he’s dropping lead me to believe it’s something to do with Obama’s college records.
I think Trump could have gained access to something in Obama’s Columbia University file through someone who works there. I had a friend who worked in the Bursar’s office when I was in college and I was stunned at how easy it was to gain personal information about people when she was just a sophomore with a work study job. I used to freelance special projects at Northwestern and the University of Chicago here in the city and I was given database access that allowed me to pull up the records of all the alumni, including the private contact info for scores of famous and powerful people. I never abused my privileges but could have easily done so if — for instance — I had applied to the job with the sole purpose of working there until I was able to gain access to wherever some important piece of information was kept.
Could Donald Trump have sent one of his employees undercover to work in the administration building at Columbia University just so that mole could ultimately gain trust and receive access to wherever Barack Obama’s financial aid information would have been stored? Obama has repeatedly said that he and Michelle have only recently paid off their student loans…and I bet if that’s true then his Columbia student file would still exist, as I don’t think these records are destroyed on any rolling basis.
My hunch is that Barack Obama scammed the admissions and financial aid system at both Columbia and then Harvard by applying as an Indonesian citizen, based on the fact that he was legally adopted by Lolo Soetoro in the 1970s when Obama’s mother decided that she wanted her Indonesian husband to be the legal father of her son Barack. That’s when Obama started going by the name Soebarkah, or more informally as “Barry Soetoro”. Remember that Indonesians do not have official last names, so his stepfather’s name was just “Soetoro”. In a quirk unique to Oceanian culture, Indonesians don’t have anything to write in the “last name” space on Western forms and so they just put down any name they have on that line. For a “first name”, they write their nickname that friends call them. It would be like if your name was William and you never had a last name…but when you were filling out a form requiring a first and last name you’d record your name as “Billy William” just so you could fill the Western boxes.
When “Lolo” (his nickname) Soetoro (the name he was given at birth) adopted Barack Obama (his name before the adoption) the boy who’d become the 44th US President had his name legally changed to Soebarkah…but on Western style forms his mother filled it out as “Barry Soetoro” sometimes, because she wanted it to match the name his stepfather used on Western forms.
It’s all complicated and bizarre and hard for a lot of people to process because the Indonesian names look like Klingon to us, but I have friends all over the US who’ve adopted babies and new birth certificates are actually issued that record the children’s new names and note the adoptive parents as the “parents”…with the original document being sealed as if it never existed.
It’s always been my theory that the birth certificate on file for the 44th President in Hawaii actually lists him as “Barry Soetoro” or as “Soebarkah Soetoro” and the parents are recorded as Stanley Ann Dunham and Lolo Soetoro because of Obama’s 1970s Indonesian adoption. There is no record of a name change back to the original “Barack Hussein Obama” for him, so legally he is probably still in the Hawaiian records as either “Barry Soetoro” or “Soebarkah Soetoro”. This is what the birth certificate mystery is really all about; that business of him not being born in Hawaii was a red herring purposefully planted and encouraged by David Axelrod in the leadup to the 2008 presidential campaign to distract from the issue of the adoption and the fact that Obama chose to use his original name instead of the Indonesian one on the books because he wanted a political career as a black man with a Kenyan father and not a boy who was adopted by an Indonesian.
All the mystery has also been used to protect Obama from the fact that he scammed his way into Columbia and Harvard as an Indonesian foreign student…since he seems to have applied to both as “Barry Soetoro” or “Soebarkah Soetoro” and was given grants, scholarships, and federal aid reserved for foreign students. It’s like that the Saudi Royal family’s “charitable arm” at least partly funded Obama’s Ivy League education because he was raised as an Indonesian Muslim and it was the goal of the Saudis since the 1970s to spread Islam in the West by sending Muslims for education in the Ivy League. There was no master plan to use Obama as a sleeper agent or anything so don’t even go there…but that’s only because Obama is actually not very bright and always scored Cs and Ds in college coursework. He passed and graduated because he was a black Indonesian student and the professors wouldn’t flunk him because they wanted to see the black Indonesian student with the weird name succeed. It made them feel good to help him.
It’s clearly a problem for Obama to admit all these years later that he gained admission to the Ivy League and accepted foreign aid under false pretenses. It actually reminds me a lot of the movie Soul Man from the 80s: which was about a white kid who dyed his skin black to get into Harvard Law School. In the case of the current US president, however, we have the situation where a man who was born with one name and acquired a second identity switched back and forth between the two whenever he thought one or the other was more valuable in the moment. The records are all sealed because if they were released then the public would easily see that sometimes Obama was “Barry Soetoro” and at others he was “Soebarkah Soetoro” and then ultimately he became “Barack Hussein Obama” again when he wanted to get into politics and being black was the way to do that.
It’s much more exciting to fantasize about Obama being born of a jackal somewhere and switched at birth or whatever, like it’s a sequel to The Omen that we’re living in, but in reality all the mystery is related to the identity Obama used to gain admission to Columbia and Harvard and the fraud he committed with his financial aid filings (which are actually felonies, though the statutes on them have probably run out).
I rarely tell anyone to do this, but I am really serious about this one: please write the above sentence down somewhere because in the next 10 years I bet SOMEONE will gain access to proof I am right about this one. I’ve actually been tempted over the last few years to move to New York and get any job possible at Columbia…cafeteria, janitor, whatever. And from there eventually try to land a spot working in the financial aid office (which is hard to be hired into if you aren’t a Columbia student or already an employee, so hence the requirement to start in a more menial spot and then work up into the aid office). It might take another year to advance into a position of trust to gain access to the archives that would contain Obama’s file…and it would have to be done on a day when most people in the office were out on holiday or goofing off at a birthday cake party or something…but then copy that file and post it to the world WikiLeaks style and let forensic experts have at it).
Could Trump have pulled off something like this already?
He’s smart enough to have done it. He has the money to have paid a mole to do it. If I can think of things like this, I am sure Donald Trump can too.
Right now, a lot of people are still too terrified of reprisals to make any moves related to exposing Obama’s past…but that’s going to change after he’s out of office. Someday, we’ll know the whole story about him. We’ll all see the lies he told and fraud he committed in applying to college and receiving that foreign student aid.
Perhaps tomorrow Trump will set a little more of this in motion.
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