Great Merciful Zeus: What If Terry Tate Worked in the RNC’s Offices?

Posted on February 5, 2012 by Kevin DuJan // Cocktail Party GOP, Featured Content, General Stupidity

This “Terry Tate, Office Linebacker” commercial originally aired during the Super Bowl in 2003…introducing the world to a marvelous character that I’m sure many have fantasized about having work in their own offices.

I never picked up on this before now, but the men who get tackled by Terry remind me a lot of the highly-paid (to lose elections) idiot consultants and (terrible at their jobs) strategists the Cocktail Party GOP establishment relies so heavily upon. Watch the videos, and you’ll see their smugness, their nonstop desire to fit-in and be well-liked, and the clownishness with which they conduct themselves.

I’ve been to both DNC and RNC headquarters in DC and can tell you that both parties are full of these kinds of guys — all in their twenties and thirties, behaving like the clowns that Terry tackles for not having covers on their TPS reports.

Since Terry Tate can’t start work at Cocktail Party headquarters to clean that place out…how about channeling a little of his spirit, wherever you live, and start thinking of ways that you can be a sort of work-from-home “Establishment Linebacker” to start socking it to the people who are responsible for pushing another “It’s his turn to be the nominee!” destined-t0-lose candidate towards the Republican nomination this year?

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Tamminator says:

2012/02/05 at 12:48 pm Tamminator(Quote)

OMG that was so funny I was convulsing with laughter. I'm going to do a "Terry Tate" on Tuesday night at my Republican caucus.
Now where are my shoulder pads?

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- Ashter says:
  
  2012/02/05 at 1:32 pm Ashter(Quote)
  
  I'll be at the caucuses on Tuesday night too in an El Paso Couty district. This will be my first one – what are they like?
  
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  - Tamminator says:
    
    2012/02/05 at 10:09 pm Tamminator(Quote)
    
    They're boring.
    Like most Republicans are.
    Light a fire under their asses, my friend!
    
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Amberson says:

2012/02/05 at 1:13 pm Amberson(Quote)

These are freaking hysterical!

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Bowmanave says:

2012/02/05 at 9:38 pm Bowmanave(Quote)

All I know is I can drive up to Gravina Island, Alaska without have to take a ferry.

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VincentJappi says:

2012/02/06 at 2:23 am VincentJappi(Quote)

CREW’s Most Corrupt Report 2006: Beyond DeLay
Rick Santorum on page 207 http://www.crewsmostcorrupt.org/mostcorrupt/entry…

Ann Coulter on 2012 GOP Field: If Christie Doesn't Run, Romney Will be Nominated and Lose to Obama http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo6SOpOE788

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Lombardian says:

2012/02/06 at 11:01 am Lombardian(Quote)

Oh, this was preciously good! If only, if only, if only We had Mr. Tate work for the RNC.

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