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We didn’t catch this, but someone in a comment in another thread said that Brian Williams recently asked Obama where he was really born…or if he was a Muslim…something like that, and apparently it took Dr. Utopia a minute to realize he was being asked about some of his secrets, seeing as how this has been off limits for three years.  He was a little flabbergasted, and then apparently mumbled something stupid, the way he does when there’s no teleprompter feeding him his lines.

Does anyone know if this really happened, and if so, do you have a transcript or link to the footage?

Brian Williams is the sort of “journolist” who would love to ask Obama questions such as “what do you want for breakfast?”, “can I get you another pillow?”, and “was it good for you too?” – so if this shameless shill is asking Obama about things the White House has already told the state media it never wants questioned, then that could be one heck of an interesting development.

Anyone able to clarify this a bit?

We hope a lot of you are waking up to the fact that when Republicans run boring, cucumbers-and-mayonnaise, wimpy, Mittens Romney-grade, soggy sandwich, bland white males against Democrats in many races…these guys always lose. Without giving the incumbent Democrat much of a sweat.

For decades now, the state media, controlled by the Left, has taught Republicans they need to be meek, mousy, fey, and always know their place.  That place, of course, being the losing end of elections that could have been competitive.

Democrats want meek Republicans in office wherever possible, and do their level best to push Romney Republicans for the GOP nominations in as many contests as possible.

Well, in California, Carly Fiorina might not be as Momma Grizzly as we’d like her to be — and we believe she pulls too many punches, and we’d like to see her metaphorically stab Barbara Boxer in the eye and punch her square in the smug face more often — but she’s sure as heck an improvement over the loser men the GOP usually runs in the Golden State.

And, you know what, WONDER OF WONDERS, voters seem to be responding to this…and have embraced Fiorina in ways they never embraced Boxer’s last two stale, boring, dull as dirt, soggy sandwich, Romney Republican challengers.

Conservatives need to stop eating the lotus blossoms and drinking Democrat-provided Kool-Aid…because playing the go-al0ng-to-get-along, be as quiet and unoffensive as possible, game just doesn’t get this country anywhere.

Americans want conservatives to be brassy, ballsy, in your face, loud, unrelenting, and forthright.  They WANT an alternative to Democrats, and that alternative should be patriotic, standing tall, pulling no punches, and unabashedly proud of the fact that they aren’t Liberals, or Democrats-lite.

For years now, the media has been insisting that Americans DON’T like conservatives to be forceful and aggressive…and that Americans wanted Republicans to be “moderate”, read here as Democrat-lite.  That is just not the case folks.  If the media was right, then Boxer would be double digits ahead of Fiorina right now.  The fact the two are practically tied says an awful lot…if conservatives are smart enough to listen.

Democrat-lite Lisa Murkowski just suffered a humiliating primary loss, to a conservative candidate who is not afraid to stand tall and be proud of who he is.

There’s a reason huge crowds gather to support Governor Chris Christie, Governor Jan Brewer, candidate Nikki Haley, Congresswoman Michele Bachmann and Governor Sarah Palin.

All of these people have no fear in being themselves, speaking out, and punching ugly in the face when they see it.

THAT’S what Republicans need to do, coast to coast, ALWAYS.

We’re curious, for California watchers, do you see people in the Golden State waking up to this reality?

How did Fiorina play in last night’s debate, from what you are seeing?

We think Fiorina held her own just fine, but we wish she had pummeled Boxer, and slapped her clean across her smug face with her 18 year record of failure.  Someone is advising Fiorina to hold back and not be a claws-bared Momma Grizzly. It’s probably leftovers from the McCain campaign that Fiorina picked up.  Those are Romney Guys, folks, and they are still being employed as consultants to all sorts of GOP candidates, despite these blue blazered and khaki-pantsed ladder climbers losing election after election doing the same things over and over but expecting different results.

We see in Fiorina that she has the instincts to win, but we wonder if the Romney Guys will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by keeping her too boxed in and refusing to allow her to go for Boxer’s throat, as she should do, and as millions of Americans want to see her do.

Boxer is the establishment that got California into the mess that it’s in.  She should be excoriated for the condition of the Golden State.  She’s a committed acolyte of the Cult of Liberalism and an original Kool-Aid drinker in Obama’s own personality cult.

Boxer is the living embodiment of everything that is wrong with our government, and she is more vulnerable than she has ever been.

Our most sincere hope is that someone close to Fiorina has enough sense to kick whatever McCain leftover advisors she has (and all Romney guys around her) to the curb and listen to any Momma Grizzlies and Alaskans who might be available for consult.

Boxer needs to be so rattled that she can’t fall asleep at night and spends every waking moment of her day with a case of nonstop, stress-induced, amoebic dysentery.

Republicans need to stop caring about what bad things the media is going to say about them, because the media is always going to say bad things about Republicans.  Conservative candidates should just ignore the media altogether and operate like it doesn’t exist…because what the media says no longer matters to a great many Americans.

Stop pulling punches.

Start hitting the Left in the very heart.

Hold people like Boxer accountable for their failures and make the public see that the Boxers of the Senate are largely responsible for the economic suffering of the nation right now.

No longer play the go-along-to-get-along Romney Republican game.

But, we’re not on the ground in California, so we don’t have the read on all this that we’d like to have.

For those of you out there, or who have become expert at following the state, what do you think?

Can someone who speaks Cantonese (which we think this is) translate the voiceover in this clip?  Some of us have had a little Mandarin, and can pick out a few words here and there, and it’s not good at all for Michelle Antoinette.

The hundreds of thousands of dollars she wasted to take 40 of her closest personal friends on a spare-no-expense excursion to Spain, to eat in royal palaces, play all day on the beach, and live high on the hog while tens of millions of Americans are out of work, deciding which day this week they can afford to eat. No such tough decisions for Michelle Antoinette. It’s champagne wishes and caviar dreams every day, baby.

We’ve said many times before that Michelle Antoinette is the sword of Damocles for this administration.

She is going to do something, at some point in time, that crosses a psychological line with the vast majority of Americans.  It has not happened YET, but the Spanish trip came precariously close.

No, at some point in the future, before they are out of the White House, Michelle Antoinette is going to say or do something that is a perfect embodiment of the contempt the Obamas have for regular Americans.  It’s going to be something she won’t even realize is wrong, but it’s going to go down in history as a “Let them eat cake” total disregard for the suffering of millions…while she parties like it’s 1999 every day she’s in the people’s house.

It’s going to be like that moment at the end of Cruel Intentions, when the Verve Pipe plays, and the spoiled, nasty, hateful little girl who’d hidden behind a carefully manufactured and PR-managed facade was finally exposed for who she really was…and it all just came crashing down around her.

There’s a scene like this in Dangerous Liaisons too, which Cruel Intentions was inspired by.  Glenn Close, as the Marquess, goes to the Opera in all her finery and is loudly booed by everyone there.  No longer do they call her a “fashion icon”.  No longer are they afraid of her, or cater to her in bowed sycophancy.  No, they give her the boos she deserves.

And there is  never any going back to how things used to be for these would-be “royals”.

Just ask HRH Princess Caroline of Kennedy what it feels like for her to walk around today, after being exposed for the clod that she is during her disastrous 2008 power grab for the Senate, compared to what it was like when she still was oooh-ed and aaah-ed over.

It’s a bittersweet symphony indeed.

She celebrated the Jewish Sabbath.

By William Kristol – August 31, 2010

http://weeklystandard.com/blogs/what-palin-did-friday-night

Where was Sarah Palin last Friday night, before coming to Washington to speak at the Glenn Beck gathering Saturday?

She was a guest speaker at a Jewish “Shabbaton”—a Sabbath gathering for prayer, meals, songs, study and conversation—in Hershey, PA. Benyamin Korn’s account of it in the New York Sun is a must read. Here are a few highlights:

By evening, the halls of the Hershey Lodge were filled with the aroma of chulent, the traditional Sabbath stew….My colleague Sheya, director of PalinTV, presented Mrs. Palin with the ArtScroll edition of Perek Shira, a commentary on the song of celebration sung by Jewish women during the exodus from Egypt. Mrs. Palin received the Hebrew volume with obvious delight; she has used the biblical Book of Esther as bedtime reading material for her eight-year-old daughter, Piper. She wants Willow to emulate Esther, Jewish history’s great heroine, who risked everything to save the Jewish people from Haman’s plan for genocide…. On her lapel, she wore a pin showing the American and Israeli flags intertwined…. As we enjoyed our Shabbat meal, we listened to Mrs. Palin’s references to “Judeo-Christian values”—a concept well understood by the deeply religious Christian audience with whom we shared the evening, including more than a few Amish ladies wearing their traditional bonnets….

So evangelical Christian Sarah Palin spent Friday night with (mostly) observant Jews, along with various Christians, including some Amish. Then on Saturday she spoke at a rally hosted by a Mormon who went out of his way in his remarks to refer to the important role of “churches, synagogues and mosques” in American life.

Early Monday morning, as it happened, I received an e-mail from (Catholic convert) Newt Gingrich from Rome, asking for contact information for a (Jewish) scholar whose book on certain (not very religious) enlightenment thinkers he was reading.

Welcome to today’s intolerant, divisive, close-minded, and just plain scary American conservatism.

I was really intrigued by Kevin’s article about why Obama is hiding his birth certificate. I surfed the net and found information that suggests the reason may be something even more damaging than what Kevin suggested. Click to see my slide show:

SLIDE SHOW: Where’s the birth certificate?

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What’s on your minds this Thursday?

What are people talking about in your part of the country?

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Can someone post a link to a site that’s streaming the Fiorina/Boxer debate in California for those of us without televisions who want to watch it?

We’d love to live-blog it if we can.

We’d also love all of you watching it to chime in on this thread with your observations, reactions, and analysis.

The debate is the only one Barbara Boxer would allow, saying, as a SENATOR, she’s earned the right to have no debates, and that this job should just be hers for however long she wants it. The nerve of this woman is staggering.

If this is the only one-on-one Fiorina and Boxer will have, we’d love to catch it, and get your take on it, if we can.

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UPDATE: Looks like the easiest place we’ve found to access this debate is at http://www.therightscoop.com/watch-live-carly-fiorina-debates-barbara-boxer

It starts at 10pm EST/9pm CST/7pm PST

Hope you can watch and share your thoughts on it.

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906pm:  Moderator keeps calling “Carly” by the name “Carla”.  Deliberate?

908pm:  Good moves by Fiorina talking about government strangling small businesses.  Talking about Fed spending increasing and Fed employees increasing, while small businesses are smothered.

909pm: Barbara Boxer saying she is a product of public schools is not a ringing endorsement of public schools.

915pm: So weird that Boxer keeps talking about her record on veterans when she was so disrespectful to a general during a Senate hearing.  She’s doing what Mark Kirk does here in Illinois.  When these people have nothing else to say, they talk about medals and awards they won, and they try to say how good they are to the military.  If these things were true, then you wouldn’t have to keep telling people this.

917pm: An Asian man on video just asked Boxer why she’s been in office three terms and why she doesn’t let someone else have a turn.  Boxer says she can be in the Senate as long as she wants, and she’s going to fight to stay. Then she takes a hit at Fiorina and saying she shipped jobs overseas while making a hundred million dollars.  Boxer seems really petty with this.

920om:  Fiorina brings up fact Boxer has only 4 bills with her name on it in the 18 years she has been in office.  One of them was to name a river, another was to name a courthouse, and then there was some earthquake money back in the 90s.

921pm: A bald man in his living room asks Fiorina about outsourcing jobs when she was at HP.  Fiorina says that she knows what credits the governments in other country give to companies to encourage job growth.  Two year tax holiday for businesses hiring unemployed.  Five year tax holiday for new businesses moving in.  Give incentives to hire American workers that will offset what benefits are had going overseas.  Be number one in the world in terms of R&D.  Fight for private sector jobs.  Washington does not understand how private sector jobs are created.

923pm:  Fiorina ripped up her HP contract and put her pay up for shareholder vote, so every dollar she made was voted on by shareholders…stock outperformed peer index.

924pm:  Boxer speaking: has a sarcastic, swarmy, sing-songy-ness to her voice. She is INCREDIBLY negative and agitated.  Keeps making a fist with her left hand, pumping it up and down.  Don’t want to say what that looks like, but it would be seen in an adult video.

925pm: Woman asks about Boxer insulting the brigadier general for calling her Ma’am.  Formal hearing, and she said she made the call to call General general and that she should be called Senator.  She doesn’t think she didn’t do anything wrong.  She said she called the general and they work together now.

926pm: Fiorina says she is glad Boxer had the sense enough to call to ask if she should apologize.  Shame Boxer is using HP, a California treasure, as a political football. Shame on Boxer.  Talking about Wall Street, when 20 agencies in Washington were asleep at the switch.  Don’t need new bureaucrats because the ones we have don’t do what they are supposed to do.

927pm: Prop-8 question for Fiorina. Marriage is between a man and a woman but supports civil unions for gay/lesbian couples (that’s our position here at HB, incidentally).  Voters were clear on Prop-8.  Whatever your views, you would conclude that voters’ decision should not be overturned by a single judge (our opinion too).  Fiorina supports overturn of DADT in accordance to what the military thinks best (our opinion too).

928pm: Boxer says the only way to get gay rights is for the judge from the bench to say that’s what’s needed. She says that’s why judges are there.  To say things.  Boxer talks like she’s being played by Cheri Oteri on a stale episode of SNL.  Boxer keeps saying we need more government bureaus watching over your shoulders to keep you from making bad decisions.

932pm: Fiorina says Boxer is short on achievement.  Boxer is bitterly partisan.  Has only four bills with name on it.  Signature piece of legislation was taken away and given to Kerry because she can’t get bipartisan support because people kind of hate her.  Her bad attitude and meanness prevent her from getting things done.

933pm: Abortion question for Fiorina.  Pro-life because of personal experiences.  Husband’s mother did not abort him even though his mother was told to.  Most important issue is the creation of jobs and getting government under control.  Comfortable with adult stem cell research.  If embryos would be destroyed in any event she has no trouble with research but has trouble if embryos would be created just for research.  Boxer is against human cloning (we’re against that too, especially if someone is trying to clone Boxer).  We need clarity on the rules regarding embryos.

934pm: Moderator calls Fiorina “Carla” again

935pm: Boxer says she is Pro-Choice. She claims Fiorina wants to make women and doctors criminals.  Lying some more.  Boxer is mad that Fiorina says she only passed four bills, so she says that she’s passed “like a hundred” Boxer provisions to bills.  She’s trying to say she does things all day, all evidence to the contrary.

937pm: Boxer asked why Democrats keep blaming Bush for everything, this deep into Obama’s term.  Boxer says that Democrats have moved on.  She’s living in fantasyworld.  Claims that we are not going to solve problems overnight.  Says 2000 workers in California already have jobs because of economic recovery act, and that’s better than nothing.

939pm: Fiorina says small businesses being strangled by government.  Recovery Summer is a bust.  Boxer promised 400,000 jobs with that stimulus.  She keeps voting against balanced budget amendments, keeps increasing debt ceiling, keeps voting against efforts to slow government spending.

940pm: Fiorina asked about global warming. Boxer has been campaigning since 1992 on cutting the military.  Scientists agree that only way to impact global warming is to act globally.  Need national and comprehensive energy bill…that’s not an economy and jobs killer.  Cap & Tax is not the answer.  Need to fund energy R&D.  Need to look at nuclear too.  Cannot put bills in place that punish farming, energy intensive industries.

943pm:  Moderator is CLEARLY helping Boxer and hurting Fiorina.  Keeps interrupting Fiorina and saying she is not answering question.  ”Just say YES or NO,” he says. Very bad moderator.

944pm: Just realize Boxer is wearing one of the old, leftover jumpsuits from Saturday Night Fever, as a weird call-out to John Travolta for some reason.

945pm: Boxer is asked why large farms get more subsidies than small family farms. Boxer says she thought up 300 different things that are grown in California and then told people in the Senate about them. People were impressed.

946pm: Fiorina notes that Boxer keeps voting against death tax relief…and that hurts farmers.  Boxer refuses to help farms get water.  Central Valley struggles with unemployment and needs water while Boxer stands in farms’ way.

948pm: Fiorina asked about people on no-fly list being able to have guns.  Lots of people are on the no-fly list.  Not well managed.  Edward Kennedy was on it, while Christmas Day Bomber was not on it.  Should not be taking constitutional rights away from citizens and giving them to terrorists the way Barbara Boxer does.  Criminals break laws to get guns, so prosecute those people.

950pm: Boxer says that she wants pilots to have guns in airplanes.  She told a rambling story about her watching TV and seeing someone get excited.  Made her look stupid.

951pm: Fiorina says we have loads of laws and criminals break the laws and we keep curtailing citizens to have the rights to defend themselves. Calls Boxer confused, because no-fly list and terrorist watch list are two different things.

952pm: Closing statement:  Fiorina.  Privilege to be here.  Traveled up and down state.  Struck by beauty and spirit of Californians.  People angry, frustrated, fearful.  People who built businesses see them ruined by taxation.  Own government is destroying our livelihood.  40% unemployment in places.  People are afraid for children’s future.  Do not forget us when you get to Washington.  We can turn nation around, can get state on right track, can grow economy and control spending but we must start by changing the people we send to Washington.  I ask for your support. I ask for your vote.  I will fight for the millions of Californians who pay their dues, work hard, abide the law, and want to take the government back, make it listen, and make it work.

954pm: Boxer statement:  This is a clear choice and I am the best because my opponent shipped jobs to China….proud of her time at HP when she stamped made in China made in India on products…clear choice because opponent fights for the wealthy wealthy few the CEOs and billionaires.  I am fighting to make California the hub of new magical clean energy.  Brings up abortion…claims Fiorina would make women into abortion criminals.  Claims 400,000 jobs rely on the coast, and that Fiorina does not care about the coast.  Keeps saying that Fiorina is a CEO and takes things for herself.

NOTE:  This was one of the most amateur hour debates we’ve ever seen.

The moderator was a local San Francisco TV personality who kept deliberately calling Fiorina “Carla”….we think on  purpose, because this is the sort of antics we pull around here when we want to belittle someone.

Also, the panel of “journalists” who were all asking questions were hostile to Fiorina…and one of them wore a satin orange blouse that looked like it was part of a Halloween pumpkin costume.  Another woman, with a thick accent, looked like she was falling asleep.  All three of them slouched in their chairs, were disheveled, and could very well have been rescued homeless people who only did this debate because of a promise of free coffee and donuts later (without having to sit through an AA meeting or religious service to get them).

Just our take on it.

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ANALYSIS:

We don’t know Californians AT ALL and none of us here have ever spent much time in that state.  So, in terms of what we think this debate means regarding the election, we just can’t comment with confidence on how Californians will take in what they see…because we don’t know how they think.

Now, we can analyze this based on our perch here in the Midwest, and as guys who live in a big city like Chicago, so MAYBE some of what we respond to will jive with what Californians think.

In approaching this election, Boxer has positioned herself as MORE OF THE SAME. She repeatedly talked about how great of a job she is doing as Senator, and how she would just keep doing more of the same if given a fourth term.  If you think Boxer is doing a good  job, and you like how things are in this country, then you should just re-hire Boxer and keep things going as they are going.

Fiorina (whom we have to admit we like a lot, because we rode a campaign bus with her for a stretch during the early days of Democrats for McCain…before she took a backseat to Lynne Forester de Rothschild in that regard), presented a clear and concise alternative to what’s going on in Washington now.  She repeatedly said that government is killing businesses and government needs to be reined in.  If you are someone unemployed and you don’t think the government is encouraging businesses to hire, or if you are a small business owner or someone who works for one, then you should be receptive to someone who wants to end the things that are keeping the economy from growing.

So, it’s a clear choice between someone who will give MORE OF THE SAME and Fiorina who will DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

We have no idea where Californians are in their thought processes on that matter. We know where they SHOULD be, but we don’t know where their heads actually are.

Fiorina was poised, well-spoken, TOUGH, but relatable and likable.  She chose a great color for television in the blue she wore, so she popped on the screen and commanded attention.  Boxer wore an old Halloween costume from a disco party, in a rumpled gray suit and a white, flared-collar blouse that John Travolta wouldn’t wear around the house. She looked tired, worn-out, and lacked anything fresh or interesting to say.

She was also so negative, constantly trying to attack Fiorina for being a CEO.  She tried to conjure a lot of class warfare nonsense against Fiorina, and to us came off looking very petty and ignorant.  Without CEOs and smart people who make lots of money, there would be no successful companies.  If job creation is your issue, then whom would you rather put in office:  a career politician, tired and worn-out, who helped get us into this mess…or a successful business woman who knows WHY companies outsources workers and has new ideas on how government can back off businesses so they’d start hiring more people.

What choice will Californians make?

We don’t know.

But Fiorina came off as a credible alternative to Boxer, and made a stark contrast for her election.

That was what Fiorina needed to do tonight…and Boxer’s constant attacks, in our opinion, were ineffective in making Fiorina seem like an unacceptable choice.

The loss was Boxer’s, but being California, the state media will no doubt trumpet her instead of the reality that we watched.

What think you?

Apparently, that court-martial under way of a member of the military who won’t obey Obama’s orders as Commander-in-Chief (because he insists Obama is an illegitimate and imposter president, ineligible for office because he is not a natural born citizen) is resulting in serious tension:  because the military must give this man every available avenue to defend himself, and crucial to his defense is the discovery of documents like the birth certificate that prove one way or the other whether Obama really is eligible to be president.

We’ve been saying, since this site was founded, that the real issue with the birth certificate — the reason Obama will not produce it — is that on the certificate it lists his father’s religion as Muslim.

It says this plain as day on the certificate, the way parents’ religion was written on birth certificates, right under their names, all across the country in 1961.  Hawaii was no exception.

The reason this is an issue for Obama is because he’s been claiming his father was an atheist, and not a Muslim.  According to Islam, the son of a Muslim is a Muslim.  If that son denies his faith, he’s a Muslim apostate, and Islam advocates all measure of punishment for being one of those.

Another theory is that on his birth certificate Obama’s father is listed as Frank Marshall, whom some people believe is his biological father.

Hiding the birth certificate and bizarrely refusing to show it has been a cover-up of something written on it.

The single most ingenious thing the Obama campaign did in 2008 was create this “birther” business:  it was David Axelrod’s finest hour, and we sincerely tip our hats to him.  If we wore hats.

Axelrod knew people would question why Obama, unlike anyone else who had ever run for president, refused to release his birth certificate.  So, Axelrod, to get people to stop asking about the birth certificate, used Alinsky Methods to attack the questioners.  He invented this fantasy world where asking about the birth certificate meant someone was implying Obama was not born in Hawaii and was not a natural born citizen.  The state media picked up on this immediately, calling these people “Birthers” and equating them with 9/11 “Truthers”.  The lunatic fringe in America.

Of course, passionate people out there, with little sense of the big picture, were only too happy to oblige Axelrod…because in their hearts they know there’s something Obama is hiding, so their brains went directly to where Axelrod led them and they became his lemmings and scapegoats. They start clamoring to see the birth certificate…but for the wrong reason…and took the path Axelrod laid out for them and started hollering about him not being born in Hawaii.

In reality, Obama’s secret — whatever that birth certificate says about his Muslim religion (or, more far-fetched, that Frank Marshall is his real father) — ended up being protected because David Axelrod’s creation of the Birther business rendered anyone asking about the birth certificate into a lunatic that had to be ignored.

It’s the same thing the Left does to its critics by calling its opposition RAAACISTS!

They use these words, these brandings, to make people into pariahs that must be ignored, shut down, and removed from the table.

Meanwhile ,the legitimate issues people were trying to raise are swept aside, as poisoned fruit brought forward by lunatics that are being ignored.

It’s all very brilliant, really.

We believe the birth certificate will ultimately be shown…and that Obama will see the day when whatever’s written on it that he wants to hide so badly is finally shown to the world.

If 25% of the public believes his a Muslim now, seeing the birth certificate will probably drive that number up to 50%.  But, his real problem is, ironically enough, going to be with Islam itself.  They don’t take kindly to apostates…and pressure will grow in Mordor and Snake Mountain for him to admit who he really is, who is father was, and praise Allah directly, instead of the round-about, covert ways he does now.

The other people who will take a huge hit from this will be the state media.  MSNBC in particular sunk everything into protecting Obama from inquiry into his birth certificate.  They remain the largest voice attacking anyone who dares ask about this.  They insist it’s an invasion of privacy for Obama to have to show his birth certificate…yet never address the simple fact that if he only produced the birth certificate, and showed it to Americans, all the mystery surrounding this would vanish and this issue would be resolved.

But he just CAN’T show it…for a reason…and that reason is a six-letter word, written under his father’s name, on his original birth certificate issued in Hawaii in 1961.

MUSLIM.

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HotAir has a piece up right now, talking about how crazy Vanity Fair has become…in that VF has apparently written an insane new piece claiming Governor Palin is going to use 9/11 to announce her presidential run.  That’s just absurd.  On 9/11/10, the Governor will appear with Glenn Beck at an event in Anchorage that’s going to honor the American military and all those murdered in the name of Islam nine years ago.  This event will also be the second in what’s to be a series of appearance and lectures featuring Beck and Palin…a lecture tour that will continue right up until the launch of the Governor’s new TV show, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska”, and the launch of her new book this fall.

The subsequent book tour will run from the fall through the holidays and into the new year.

The book tour will end before the start of February.

On February 6th, 2010 Governor Palin will honor Ronald Reagan in his birthplace of Tampico, Illinois (downstate from Chicago, so you know we’ll all be there) on what would have been President Reagan’s 100th birthday.  It is our most sincere hope that former First Lady Nancy Reagan and the Reagan family is there as well, and they pass the torch of conservativism to Governor Palin (similar, actually, to what the Kennedy family did to candidate Obama in Massachusetts back in 2008).  It will be there, next year, on February 6th, with hopefully Nancy Reagan standing behind her, that Governor Sarah Heath Palin announces her candidacy for the presidency.

It is our mission to make Governor Palin the 45th American president.

It’s clear to us that she is running a presidential campaign now…and that the Romney Republicans in the establishment of the RNC are doing everything they can to stop her, so they can instead install an “it’s his turn” Soggy Sandwich Society member like Mittens Romney himself, or droopy dog Tim Pawlenty, or paste-and-boiled-potatoes Mitch Daniels at the top of the ticket to lose to Dr. Utopia instead.

The Republican establishment, that old cucumber-and-mayonnaise country club cocktail party crowd, fears Governor Palin as much as the Left does.

That’s a good thing, folks, because for America to prosper the establishment needs to crushed…just like the Governor did in Alaska.

Polarize that, Romney guys.

Her book tour is the real key to watch, because her publisher is going to pick up the tab for that bus trek through all the important 2012 states.  Governor Palin’s biggest hurdle will be the primaries, because the Romney Republicans are going to do everything they can to put an “it’s his turn” dull-as-dirt loser candidate into the 2012 nomination.  These guys hate women, don’t want to see a female president, and are afraid of Palin taking over the party because she’ll clean house and boot most of these career parasites out into the cold.  She’ll polarize them, but good.  So, she’s a threat to the continued, neverending, gets-us-nowhere cucumber-and-mayonnaise-cocktail-party culture that many Republicans have so grown accustomed to (and fat off of).

That book tour means she won’t have to start spending SarahPAC money on a campaign until her announcement on February 6th, 2011 (Ronald Reagan Day).  This levels the playing field with Mittens, who has all the cash now, but couldn’t draw a crowd at his own family reunion.  The only time, in fact, he was ever mobbed, by anyone, was when he accidentally walked into a Toys ‘R Us a few years ago, looking for a bathroom, and ended up in the Mattel aisle, where dozens of little girls started screaming and crying excitedly…because they thought one of the Ken dolls had come to life.  ”Mommy!  Mommy! Can we buy him?  Can we take him home?  Lookit his hair!  It never moves!  Mommy, lookit!  He’s anatomically incorrect!”.

“Maybe if they put him on sale,” mothers clucked. “Let’s wait a few years for Secretary of the Treasury Mittens.  That one will be worth something”.

As much as we want to see Governor Palin officially in presidential campaign mode — because we want to work for the campaign — it’s not going to happen until February, folks.

Trust us on that.

Though, that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t work hard every day to counter the Romney guys and set the Governor up with an impressive ground team of her own, all ready to go, the moment she makes that announcement in Tampico.

We’d like your help in creating an image of what the Palin Oval Office will look like in 2013.

The terrible job the Obamas did in renovating the current Oval Office (complete with furniture taken from the Jeffersons exhibit at the Smithsonian, including their actual 1970s coffee table) in shades of beige and baby-diaper-fudge-brown makes us yearn to see the red, white, and blue Governor Palin will install in the White House upon her arrival in Washington in 2013.

There’s a site called www.palinaspresident.us that has a mockup of a Palin Oval Office, but it’s trying its best to make fun of her. They include all sorts of items in there meant to mock Palin, but we think the image is still beautiful, just because she’s sitting behind the desk.  The image is filled with all sorts of animation that’s beyond our talents here…and little tidbits and trinkets that the artists used to depict what they imagine a Palin White House would be like.

We’d like to create a similar image, as detailed as possible, but showing what WE think a Palin presidency would be for this country…put into graphic form like this.

Here’s how you can help:

(1) Use this thread to write about the items you want to see included in a picture of Palin’s Oval Office.  Obviously, we want a moose head on the wall and Palin’s grizzly bear rug from her Alaskan Governor’s office in there.  We want pictures of Lil’ Trig and the rest of the Palin bunch…and a miniature snowmachine somewhere on her desk as a nod to Todd.  We hope the Palins get a husky puppy when they move to Washington, and name him/her Rogue, so the pup will be in there playing too.  What else should be in Palin’s Oval?  What color scheme will she use?  Employ your imagination and creativity to the fullest in coming up with these items.

(2) If you are a graphic artist, we’d love your help in CREATING the images listed above, as items that can be moved around in an Oval Office picture we could create.  We’d like images to be layerable…so, cutouts with no white background so that we can save them to our desktop and then use our very limited skills to make the image we want…or have someone make the big image of the Oval Office with Palin at the desk for us.  Email anything you can create to us at HillBuzz@gmail.com

(3) We’re working off a Mac desktop here at Buzzquarters.  We’re sure it has the capability to do some sort of photoshopping…but we have no idea how to do that.  Can you tell us what programs we should be using to create images like the one they have at www.Palinaspresident.us?  We know we aren’t at the skill level to animate an image like they did, but we want to be able to create the non-animated look that they made for that Palin parody.  If we can do things like this ourselves, and not have to rely on asking for help every time we want to make something, we can become a more potent force for 2012 and beyond.  If you tell us what we need to learn, in a way that we can go to a Mac expert or maybe even head down to Columbia College here in Chicago and hire a student as a tutor, then we’ll invest the effort and time to learn these skills.  We’d like to become a one-stop shop for this kind of stuff, and then start cranking it out licketysplit as needed.

We think this will be a valuable branding and promotional tool for Governor Palin’s 2012 presidential campaign…and we plan on using this image whenever we write about her becoming our 45th president.  Pictures carry an instant emotional weight that essays can’t conjure so quickly…so if we can keep combining excellent visuals with well-reasoned and persuasive essays, we can make our contribution to the Governor’s campaign in our own little way from here at Buzzquarters.

And all of you can help us, with your own ideas, your own photoshopping skills, and your assistance creating a curriculum for us in terms of the graphics skills we need to learn.

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UPDATE:

We especially want to hear from people who study art.

People who study history.

We’d like to include very subtle, subliminal items in this image that would illustrate connections to American history, culture, and values that the Governor believes in and represents.

Just like in old paintings where the artists included lots of small details that were symbolic to those learned enough to understand and appreciate them.  To someone without insight, they’d just see a gorgeous painting with a bowl of fruit and some feathers, for instance.  Someone more educated would know they were pomegranates and peacock feathers.  On a deeper level, a person would know those were symbols of Hera, and would see the painting as a depiction of female strength, motherhood, and a wife’s role as the force of strength in a family.  See how that works?

What sort of items could be used, with minute detail, to convey this sort of thing in a Palin Oval Office image?

Let’s get deeply creative, subtle, and subliminal.

Does anyone know what happened to the site www.Michellesmirror.com?

Today, when we try to access it, it goes to a generic place-holding page.  Yesterday, it went to the site for MOTUS…a site that lampoons the lush lifestyle of our current “fashion icon” First Spouse, Michelle Antoinette.

Was the site attacked?

Did it move to a new address?

Please advise.

The site is a daily, relentless, assault on the inappropriate and irresponsible behavior of Michelle Antoinette, especially her ridiculously insensitive and unprecedented spending of taxpayer money.  We have no doubt the site makes many enemies in the current East Wing, so we wonder if something fishy is going on with the site’s disappearance.

Hope it’s back soon.

What’s on your minds this Wednesday?

Do us a huge favor and look around the Internets (that series of pipes and tubes, and dump trucks) and tell us what the Left is saying about the Restoring Honor rally.  We know it won’t be pleasant, but it’s good to know what the crazies are saying and see just how infuriated they are.

The madder they seem, the more impact the rally made.

In particular, what’s Al Sharpton and the rest of the Race Industry saying?  They were the biggest losers on Saturday.  Technically, they are giant losers every day they wake up and get out of bed, but Saturday in particular Sharpton seemed to realize that his race-baiting niche industry is close to collapse. In 10 years, we bet the Race Industry as we know it won’t exist, and people like Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Henry Gates, Spike Lee, and other race-baiters won’t be given the platforms they’ve enjoyed for far too long, profiting from creating divisions amongst Americans and stoking racial tension by inventing all manner of imagined grievances.

How furious is Sharpton today that his counter-rally was a complete bust, even with the illegal push from Secretary of Education Arne Duncan ordering federal employees to attend the Sharpton rally of dozens?

What think you?

As I understand it, in-coming presidents choose their Oval Office furniture and art during the transition and these are emplaced during the inauguration ceremonies. However, redoing the paint, curtains, upholstery and each administration’s signature oval rug is not done for about 18 months, during which time the president uses the predecessor’s decor and, often the First Lady, works with a designer on the Oval’s new look.

The exception was Jimmy Carter, who moved into the office not too long after it had been remodeled for Ford. Carter decided not to redecorate, which makes that flowery rug possibly the only one used by three administrations. (Reagan used it at the beginning of his.)

Another bit of much sadder trivia … JFK’s custom remodel was being done while he was in Dallas. He never saw it and, if I understood the museum site correctly, the blood red rug was removed before Jacqueline got back to the White House, surely a kindness to her from the staff. I confess, I got the shivers when I saw that rug and read when it was emplaced. Who could forget the president’s blood on her pink suit? The red rug was put back down for Johnson to use until he could get his own — in pale blue — made and installed.

For all photos … click to embiggen.

Please tell us if it’s just us, but every time we see the current president touch men — especially very nice looking ones, or ones in uniform — he just seems to get this particular look on his face.

Like he’s Liberace at a Chippendales show in Vegas.

Or Charlie Crist on speedo patrol at Island House in Key West.

Or Rahm Emanuel sizing up a fresh batch of male interns.

And the guys Obama touches always seem creeped out, if not outright sick to their stomachs.

It’s just all so very weird.

Why touch his shoulder?  Why not shake his  hand?

We’ve shaken his hand, when he was running for the Senate, and it was as limp and cold as an old, flopping fish.

So, maybe that’s why he does that weird shoulder rub thing to soldiers, because they’d probably crush his dainty digits in their kung-fu grips.

Whispering “it’s time to turn a page” to these guys is weird, too.

We can’t wait to turn a page ourselves….to a day in 2013 when the person who is president is an actual Commander-in-Chief we can all be proud of.

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