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I Stop Dead People From Voting

Posted at February 20, 2012 by Kevin DuJan // Action Items, Gold Team - Creativity

UPDATE: Thanks to my boyfriend Justin for the great graphics work on the above.

Start familiarizing yourselves with the content over at www.DefendTheVote.com.  The challenge is to make the technical investigations into Voter Fraud and Irregularities interesting to the public at large so people stop allowing this stuff to happen.  Currently, both political parties condone, encourage, and actively engage in voter fraud (including the dead voting) — and they get away with it because it takes so much effort for most people to understand what’s going on.

My goal is to use the current fascination with zombies in pop culture to turn the tables on The Tolerant Left and the Cocktail Party GOP establishment — and to recruit an army of Vote Defenders coast-to-coast who will do to voter fraud what Buffy and other Slayers did to vampires and other McNasties in Sunnydale.

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ORIGINAL POST:

Just imagine the next time you’re at some function — a cocktail party even — and someone comes up to you and asks, “What do you do?”.

Typically, you’d answer, “I’m an accountant” or “I work in PR” or “I’m a lion tamer”, as the case may be — but think about saying “I stop the dead from voting” from now on.  Sure would lead to a more interesting conversation than discussing the wonders of TPS reports or who you might know in common in the Boise, Idaho pharmaceuticals field. “I stop the dead from voting” would be the most interesting and memorable introduction and/or opening line…particularly if you were, indeed, someone who made it their personal mission to do just that.

I’m trying to work up a great graphic for this but have zero artistic ability.  The above is where I’ve gotten so far, but it needs work — I want it to look like zombies are slouching towards a ballot box, freshly risen from their graves and determined to cast votes in an election to tip the scales one way or the other (as has been happening for far too long in this country).  Maybe the zombies can be holding ballots…and obviously the rough edges need to be cleaned up.  Creating graphics is difficult for me since I don’t know how to Photoshop, but maybe someone out there who has such a talent will feel inspired.

We’re less than nine months away from the most important election in our lifetime. I know the elite, agenda-driven media claims every election is the “most important ever”, but this time it’s true.  Either America will be irreparably “transformed” in Barack Obama’s second term…or he’ll be booted from office before he can do any more damage to our country. I want to do everything possible to ensure that the Tolerant Left — and people like George Soros who fund it — doesn’t succeed in re-electing Obama by using dead people to tip the scales.

You can help.

By becoming someone who stops the dead from voting.

Answering that call…like Buffy did when she became a Slayer…or the Winchester Brothers did when they became Hunters — depending on what generation (or gender) of evil-thwarting, monster ass-kicker you are.

Consider this your invitation to join a Council of Election Watchers — identifying instances of the dead voting across the country, in a coordinated effort to join forces to keep ghouls in their tombs on election day and prevent zombies from stuffing the ballot boxes (on the unholy orders of either party).

I am sick to death of this happening over and over again — with neither party (Republican nor Democrat) ever doing anything about it. It’s just like every TV show that’s ever existed where it’s left up to a ragtag group of ordinary people to band together to defeat the monsters bedeviling the town, because the Cocktail Party-ing establishment doesn’t want to upset its precarious apple cart by addressing the fact that DEAD PEOPLE ARE WALKING AROUND (or are voting!).

How about it?

How about using your individual talents to stop the dead from voting in 2012?

Stay tuned in the next few days for the HOW in terms of getting involved…but I wanted to prime the pump by bringing it to your attention that YOU are the voting dead’s worst nightmare…YOU are the Slayer that will thwart them…YOU are the Hunter who will keep them in their graves in November…YOU are the vote defenders and ghoul busters who will FINALLY — at long last — put a stop to voter fraud from beyond the grave in this country.

It’s your destiny…if, of course, you’ll accept it and start seeing yourself as someone put on this Earth to achieve just that.

Kevin DuJan

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IDEAS NEEDED: Creating A Graphic for “The Voting Dead” Anti-Voter Fraud Effort

Posted at February 14, 2012 by Kevin DuJan // Action Items, Gold Team - Creativity

UPDATE: This is an image from “The Walking Dead” comics.

I’d love to find a font that could create “The Voting Dead” and replace the words “The Walking Dead” in the above.

I’d also love to replace the little boy with the gun (Carl in the comics) with something that symbolized voting…like a good image of a voting booth that people would recognize.

I don’t want to use the actual graphic from the comics as that’s copyrighted material, but parody statues allow leeway in making a point for political purposes.  What would be great is if someone who was an artist could create new zombies that achieve the same effect as this picture…a herd of zombies headed to the ballot box for election day.

I really want to keep this nonpartisan too, because both Democrats and Republicans are complicit in voter fraud and neither party wants this to stop because the permanent political class enjoys having a fraud-riddled system. If you doubt that’s true, then you need to take a look at what happened in Maine on February 11th, 2012 when the Cocktail Party GOP establishment rigged the caucus for a Romney win. They used many of the same tactics that the Obama campaign used in 2008 to rig the Iowa caucus for Barack Obama…so it’s as clear as day that both parties enjoy having caucuses because they are easy to game through fraud.

So, we need a graphic that does not invoke Democrats or Republicans, but instead just focuses on the fact that we have a system in this country that allows the dead to vote in elections.  That should absolutely horrify people.

“The Voting Dead” could be an awareness-raising campaign that draws attention to this.

These are the good guys in “The Walking Dead” TV show.

What I want to communicate to people is that EVERYONE out there has a chance to be a vote-defending hero — and stand tall like one of these good guys — by getting involved to prevent the dead from voting in this country.

Instead of guns and baseball bats, we’d need to symbolize this with other things that help prevent voter fraud.

What can you think of for that?

Video cameras, iPhones, iPads, lap tops, telephones, election statutes, whistles (for whistle-blowing), etc…

I will tell you honestly that my boyfriend Justin is the best live-in, always-available focus group that I’ve ever encountered.  He is the kindest, sweetest, and most gentle person I have ever met.  He’s a Millennial, so he also has the attention span of a gnat…and he’s drawn to video games like a moth to its flame.  When he comes home, I know I have, at most, ten minutes’ of his attention before he sinks in his chair and is lost in Goblin Quest or some other ridiculous online game for the rest of the night.

Whenever I talk about voter fraud, his eyes glaze over — he is mad it happens, but thinks it’s too complicated and confusing to hear about.  It depresses him that things like the Maine Caucus happen, and that Republicans are involved in this stuff too.  So, he wants to lose himself in the video games.

“The Voting Dead” idea held his interest, though.  “Stopping the dead from voting” is an exciting concept for him.  He just talked to me about it for an hour, and would have kept talking if I didn’t take a phone call.  Of course, he’s back to the video games now, but for a full hour he was engaged in the voter fraud stuff and was helping to think of ways to get people’s attention on this.

There’s definitely SOMETHING to this “The Voting Dead” idea…now the trick is fleshing it out.

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ORIGINAL POST:

What images come to mind when you think of voter fraud in this country?

I’m tired of it.  And I’m tired of letting days go by without doing anything about it.

I’m still truly rattled by Whitney Houston’s death this weekend.  You might not understand why, because Whitney was sort of my muse and house diva here in Boystown…if I had a ship, she’d have been the figurehead — other gay guys would choose Madonna or Kylie or Gaga or Cher…but mine was Whitney.  With her passing, I’m thinking about all the things she won’t get to do (like have her big comeback)…and I also think about all the years she lost to drug abuse and the dysfunctional relationship with Bobby Brown.

We’re all only dancing on this world for a short time. Every day really is precious, and there’s no guarantee we’ll have x-number of tomorrows.

I’ve started thinking about what I want my life to mean and what things I really want to accomplish.  I have a little list that’s forming that looks something like:

* be a good partner to Justin

* be a good friend to the people I care about

* burn the Democrat Party to the ground and punish everyone who is responsible for the Obama presidency

* decimate the Cocktail Party GOP establishment and punish everyone who is responsible for the McCain and Romney campaigns (presuming Romney becomes the nominee and loses to Obama like McCain four years ago)

* expose the true extent of voter fraud in this country and force a securing of our electoral system

* eliminate Caucuses and force all states to hold primaries with secure ballots

* enact photo ID check in every state for voting

* take the school system back from the Leftists

* convince fellow gays it’s time to leave the Democrats’ plantation and start voting in our economic best interests

* bring down the Race Industry and make it impossible for the Tolerant Left to ever falsely call anyone a racist again

It’s a tall order, I know.  But if I can do something to make a little progress on any of these things, I’d be so proud and beyond happy — and I’d think I lived a good and full life that made the most of every day I had on the planet.

There’s less than nine months until the next national election — but that’s enough time to raise awareness about voter fraud.  I especially want to expose the fact that the permanent political class in both parties turns a blind eye to dead people voting…and to other hijinks that happen every election.

Zombie movies and TV shows are incredibly popular right now — one way to raise awareness about voter fraud is to tie into that and create images that play into the theme that YOU, too, can combat the zombie hordes by taking part in anti-voter fraud efforts that will keep these ghouls in their tombs on election day (instead of casting ballots for Democrats in places like Chicago).

What if an anti-voter fraud effort could be crafted to hold the public’s interest the way shows like “The Walking Dead” do?  Sort of a “The Voting Dead”.

There are other issues with voting, too — such as college students voting in two states every election (absentee via their parents’ address and then on their college campuses too), electronic voting machines skewing results using fraud, the political parties “losing” or destroying vote counts during caucuses (as happened this year in Iowa and Maine in efforts to tip those elections to Romney), and Democrats busing homeless people to different polling stations to vote multiple times in the same day (since without a residence, it’s easier to game the system using the homeless than it is just about anyone else, including the dead).

Are you tired of this garbage too?

Brainstorm some attention-getting ideas that could go into a graphic to spread the word about the prevalence of voter fraud…and how ordinary people can become zombie-slaying vote defenders in their spare time.

How awesome would it be the next time you’re at some stuffy function and a jackass asks you, “So, what do you do?” — and you can say, “I stop the dead from voting and keep zombies in their tombs on election day”.

Thoughts?

Kevin DuJan

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Wikipedia Will Go Dark On Wednesday to Protest SOPA/PIPA

Posted at January 16, 2012 by Kevin DuJan // Action Items, Gold Team - Creativity

According to Nikki Finke at DeadlineHollywood, Wikipedia is going dark on Wednesday to protest SOPA/PIPA.

The point is to give people a taste of how much their lives would change if websites they are used to suddenly start disappearing because Eric Holder and the Obama Administration are given the power to obliterate sites they don’t particularly care for.

Anyone in Congress who supports SOPA/PIPA should be defeated.

All the big donors who fund the campaigns of people supporting SOPA/PIPA need to hear from the public.  The most important thing you can ever learn about politics is that elected officials really don’t listen to the public — but they will leap over furniture and push their elderly mothers out of the way to take the call of an irate big donor to their campaigns.

So, the way to get Congresscritters to listen is to start haranguing their large donors.  Finding them takes legwork and familiarity with FEC filings, but I guarantee you that if the public started angrily calling and writing the wealthy people who write the big checks to the people in office supporting SOPA/PIPA, this nonsense will disappear and never be attempted again.

Have you seen a list of the Congresscritters who conceived SOPA/PIPA and pushed it this far?  Every one of those people should lose their seats this fall.  THAT would teach a lesson to Congress in the future that if they attempt censorship of the Internet again they will find their re-election bids “censored” as well.

 

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Question: Are there candy shops or other local stores near you that you could tell about the Operation Gratitude Excess Halloween Candy effort underway?

Posted at October 28, 2011 by Kevin DuJan // Action Items, Gold Team - Creativity

We need some good ideas on how to let your local candy shops and other stores selling Halloween goods know about the Operation Gratitude Excess Halloween Candy effort that’s currently underway.

You can read all about it here.

Operation Gratitude is an organization in Van Nuys, California that’s collecting any excess Halloween candy that people may have and is packing it up to send to our troops overseas in care packages.  Since Halloween is next Monday, there’s sure to be a great deal of candy leftover in stores that people didn’t purchase.

I’d like to think of a way to approach store owners and let them know that they can donate this candy to Operation Gratitude if they don’t want this candy to just sit in remainder bins come November.

I’d also love to think of a way to let parents know about Operation Gratitude so they can have the option of sending off a portion of their children’s Trick or Treating take if they don’t want their kids to keep all the candy they get over the coming weekend.  Some people squirrel bags of Halloween candy away for enjoyment throughout the year, which is a great way to handle that sudden infusion of treats at the end of October.  But other people don’t want to keep that much candy in the house as a temptation…so keeping  a portion for the kids to eat and then sending the rest off to Operation Gratitude might be a great new way to handle this issue.

I think it might be a good idea to make up little palm cards to hand out in your neighborhood (or even drop in Trick or Treaters’ bags with the candy you hand out on Halloween night) with the Operation Gratitude information on it so that people know they can send candy to our troops when Halloween is over.

Palm cards are great to take with you if you’re going for a walk.  It’s really easy to hand these out to people or slip them into people’s mailboxes as you are walking through your neighborhoods. I’m going with my friend Althea this weekend as she takes her kids to a few Halloween events and plan on passing out cards for Operation Gratitude. I’ll post a JPEG of the palm card I create so you can use them too if you’d like.

Can you think of any way to let others on a national level know about the Operation Gratitude Excess Halloween Candy effort?

Wouldn’t it be amazing if you could help trigger a coast to coast flood of candy to benefit our troops once Halloween was over?

I really love this program, and love the idea of making it a Halloween tradition every year going forward. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, but I just did not feel like dressing up as anything this year and am not inclined to go to any Halloween parties or anything…but I feel this Operation Gratitude effort is a fun way for be to do something Halloween-y in a whole new way.

What think you?

Kevin DuJan

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Gold Team Action Item: Create Tea Party Hand Signals

Posted at October 14, 2011 by Kathleen Gee // Action Items, Gold Team - Creativity

Yesterday, Tamminator shared a truly hilarious video rundown of Hippy Hand Signals used by Pee Party Pro-Testers in Portland. (See below for a refresher.)

Gold Team, your mission for today is to come up with a list of Tea Party Hand Signals we Tea Party patriots can use to communicate with Pee Party Pro-Testers.

Ideally, we’ll get the list together and someone video-oriented can record these for us.

I’ll start us off:

Hand Signal: Mime typing on a keyboard
Meaning: Put Down the Doobie and Get A Damn Job

Kathleen Gee

A member of The American Resistance, Kathleen is a freelance journalist and marketing copywriter who specializes in creating fundraising and direct mail campaigns for conservative and libertarian candidates and non-profit organizations.

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If you are reading this, you are the Resistance. And your greatest mission is to Defend the Vote.

Posted at October 2, 2011 by Kevin DuJan // Action Items, Gold Team - Creativity

If you are reading this you are the Resistance.

It’s a gorgeous Sunday in the fall and you’re reading about politics.  You clearly love this country and are appalled by all the Left has done since the beginning of the Obama presidency to harm America. You know something must be done to defeat the Left once and for all…but you’re frustrated the Cocktail Party GOP establishment is forever terrified of really challenging the Left on anything.

You’ve heard stories about the dead voting in Chicago for decades…probably longer than you’ve even been alive. You know cartoon characters and other imaginary beings voted in Ohio in the 2008 election, and of course they voted for Obama. You may have seen Gigi Gaston’s documentary on voter fraud, We Will Not Be Silenced 2008. You know voter fraud happens every election in this country, and you are well aware it is enabled and fostered by George Soros and his Secretaries of State Project.

I am sure, like me, you’ve felt overwhelmed and helpless…and you’ve been exasperated by the fact that the Republican Party at large has never seemed to have any interest whatsoever in stopping voter fraud…either because the GOP is so scared of being called RAAACIST by the media for demanding strict oversight of the ballot box or because the Cocktail Party likes keeping its options open in relation to fraud in case it ever wants to start stealing elections itself.

Recently, I met a woman named Sharon Meroni who I believe is going to be in the history books alongside Upton Sinclair as Harriet Beecher Stowe…as a quiet, unassuming person whose work led to massive reform in this country. I have no idea what I can do to help her, but I’m going to schedule time every day to start figuring that out and to start getting involved with her organization, DEFEND THE VOTE.

I want to become a Vote Defender and I hope in short time the Illinois Board of Elections will know me well, since I intend to join Meroni’s quest to eliminate voter fraud in the most corrupt state in the union.

Starting in the most fraud-riddled city in the country: Chicago.

I urge you to start following Defend the Vote every day and to join me in becoming both a Vote Defender and an expert on the elections process.

I came to the realization in 2008, after witnessing the thuggery and intimidation tactics the Obama campaign used to commit massive fraud in that election — which the permanent political class on both sides of the aisle knew about, but did nothing about –, that neither political party would ever address voter fraud from the top down.

It’s not a sexy issue. The reading required to become expert on the subject is dry, challenging, and quite boring to most people. The project is inherently frustrating and extremely time-consuming…and the political parties on both sides will fight reform tooth and nail.

The only way voter fraud is going to be eliminated in this country is for people to work at the grassroots level to expose this corruption and the mechanisms of fraud and create an environment where both parties will be forced to end decades of ballot tampering and election gaming so that Americans can believe in the fairness and integrity of our elections again.

I want my life to be about three things:

1. Defeating the Left

2. Decimating the Cocktail Party GOP establishment

3. Defending the Vote

I don’t know what I can do, just yet, or how I can best help, but today I’m going to start the legwork to find out.

I’m going to document what I learn, and the progress I make, here on HillBuzz.org so others in the Resistance can follow along and learn with me…and teach me what you know too.

I am starting at square one in terms of my knowledge about how, exactly, voter fraud happens in this country and who both orchestrates and allows it. I know it’s happening, because I saw Obama surrogates and acolytes engage in it, but I’ve never understood how they got away with it and why it seems every election the same problems keep happening, but are never resolved…since most people never worry about voter fraud until a few weeks before elections when it might already be too late to do anything about the fraud the Left has planned that year.

Aren’t you tired of this garbage?

I spent the majority of this year in and out of the hospital, so sick I thought I was going to die at times. When I was at my sickest, and I most wanted to just give up and slip away, I honestly thought about the 2012 elections and I asked God to let me hang on just long enough to do SOMETHING that would have some kind of impact, something that could make life more difficult for the Left and contribute in my own way to removing the Leftists and Cocktail Party establishment types in our government from power.

Ever since I heard about what Sharon Meroni has been doing here in Chicago, I’ve wanted to get involved somehow…and this morning at early mass it just hit me, in an overpowering and forceful way, that I need to personally start educating myself about what Defend the Vote is doing and become a VOTE DEFENDER myself.

And in doing so, I need to share my journey with all of YOU so that YOU can be part of this too…and figure out how you can get others to make defending the vote and combating voter fraud a part of their daily lives as well.

Sometimes, it feels like forever since I did anything right, or accomplished something that truly matters. I don’t want to squander this second chance at life that God granted me, or to waste the opportunity I have in front of me now that I’m finally well enough to really commit to a major project like this.

But, I really and truly believe what Sharon Meroni is starting here in Chicago will eventually be replicated coast to coast…and in a few years, voter fraud will be eliminated in this country because the American Resistance will see to it that is most certainly eliminated. Once and for all, with neither Democrats nor Republicans ever able to tamper with votes EVER AGAIN.

I want to be part of this…and I ask you to consider accepting the mission to become a Vote Defender too.

What do you think you can do in your own circle of influence, using YOUR unique talents, to take a step towards eliminating voter fraud in America this week?

Do you think we could all join together in creating Defend the Vote Sundays where we can check back in here together to see what we’ve accomplished and how much we’ve learned, and strategize for what to do next as Vote Defenders?

Who out there can help me stay focused and help me understand what people need to know to become Vote Defenders and how we can all make use of everyone’s unique talents to Defend the Vote coast to coast?

If you are reading this, you are the Resistance…and your assistance is most assuredly required.

Checkout: Defend the Vote today

Kevin DuJan

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Dear Attack Watch, Please refute our insistence that Obama got all Ds and Fs in college…by releasing his transcripts to prove us wrong. Thank you.

Posted at September 15, 2011 by Kevin DuJan // Action Items, Gold Team - Creativity, Hillbuzz, The Left, Weaknesses

Dear Attack Watch,

I am reporting myself and all of my friends here at HillBuzz.org, and in fact almost everyone I know, down to various neighborhood small animals, because all of us firmly believe Barack Obama received all Ds and Fs in college (with — possibly — an A in Islamic Studies somewhere along the way).

Attack Watch needs to take immediate action and refute our assessment by releasing Obama’s college and law school transcripts, which have thus far been mysteriously encased in carbonite and buried deep under ground in a secure and undisclosed location.

Clearly, Attack Watch, you see the public’s dilemma here:  if Obama really didn’t get all Ds and Fs in college, as I believe he earned, then why not just release the transcripts and show everyone how wonderfully he did in school?

If you’re afraid of making everyone jealous with this proof that Obama is so very, very smart, I think the public can handle it. The jealousy will wear off in a day or two, I think, and the public will then be so inspired by Obama’s academic achievements that lines at public libraries will be longer than those at the unemployment offices during the Obama presidency.

Maybe it’s not his bad grades (all Ds and Fs, I’m pretty sure) that Obama’s been hiding all of these years.  Perhaps his transcripts are vaulted-up somewhere because Obama’s been using different names and passports throughout his life, whenever his Indonesian passport (and adopted name of Soetoro Soebakh) would have gained him more financial aid or scholarships — or even admission, period — to various institutions like Occidental College, Columbia, or Harvard Law School.

Could that be why his transcripts are so diligently hidden?  Because the names he used at these three schools would not matchup?

Attack Watch, you are like Sarah Michelle Geller walking into a casting office and assuming the role of Buffy from Kristy Swanson in the mid-90s: a fresh and inspiring surprise setting forth on an epic quest of righteousness.

I’m confident everyone like me who believes Obama scored all Ds and Fs in college will be relieved to finally know the truth once you’ve produced Obama’s complete and un-redacted transcripts for public viewing — as it’s implied  you will do in your neverending quest to dispatch all “misperceptions” about the deliberately mysterious man Oprah dubbed “The One” and in whose services you now labor.

Can’t wait to see the transcripts to know how wrong I really am about Obama!

 

Kevin DuJan

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