BIZARRE: White House releases statement on breakup of Barack Obama and his boyfriend Reggie Love
We are living in amazingly strange times, friends.
The White House today issued a historic and unprecedented press release — where a male President of the United States has announced his breakup with a male staffer and longtime lover.
In the press release, the term “body man” is used instead of “boyfriend”, “lover”, “paramour”, “special friend”, “f***buddy”, or all sorts of other appropriate vocabulary. But, if you’re someone who hasn’t been in a coma for the last couple of years, you know the real deal.
Barack Obama is more like Elton John than the White House admits in the press release.
Elton John was married — to a woman — for a while a long time ago. The first time he sang “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart”, it was with Kiki Dee. He hid who he really was, and how many guys he’d date, for a very long time; that was for the purposes of his career, no doubt.
And then, finally, when he accomplished everything he wanted to do musically, he came out of the closet and started throwing huge, fabulous parties all over the world with lots of hunks in speedos and sparkle, sparkle, SPARKLE everywhere. You just gotta love that.
It was all RuPaul for sweet Elton from that point forward, possums.
I see a similar Dame Edna-esque future for the current President of the United States, who is still in his Kiki Dee mode with our surly current First Lady as his beard…and guys like Reggie Love and Kal Penn mysteriously booted from the White House every now and then, apparently after Barack Obama tires of giving them kisses.
I have no idea who’ll replace Reggie Love as Obama’s next “bodyman”. Based on his past dating history, Barack Obama seems to favor Pakistani guys like Penn, who was similar to Obama’s boyfriend in college (pictured below), who possessed that exotic look our president loves.
It’s quite clear that in the years ahead Barack Obama will replace Elton John as the reigning, party queen, gay icon. After he leaves the White House and exiles himself in Hawaii come 2013, supposedly to focus on building his presidential library in Honolulu (but, I think, in no small part to scope out the hotties in their board shorts), I bet Barack Obama will nurse his wounds and discover his inner fabulous.
With no political career left to worry about, he can openly be himself. Draped in colorful muumuus, with a retinue of hunky shirtless Secret Service studs around him, Barack Obama will find himself in a new kind of paradise no doubt.
Go ahead and laugh at the idea now, if you want. I remember hearing how some women scoffed at the idea that Elton John was gay back in the day too. “But he’s married!”, “He has a wife!”, “I can’t believe he’s gay!”. Well, believe it, sisters.
The current President of the United States is as gay, or even more gay, as Elton John. It might take ten years or so for him to finally come out and hold court on the circuit party scene, or this might be a case like with Rock Hudson and Liberace where the truth only comes out once Barack Obama has passed on far into the future…but there’s just no reason for guys like Kal Penn and Reggie Love to play the strange roles that they have played in Barack Obama’s life unless they were his boyfriends.
Is Jimi Mistry single?
Somebody get him on the phone…I suspect there’s a job open at the White House for him if he’d want it.
For more on Barack Obama being gay (and the media’s refusal to report on it) listen to this SPECIAL REPORT on The HillBuzz & Mrs. Fox Show!
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Um, who is Jimi Mistry? Just wondering…
He is a hot Indian actor who was in the movie Touch of Pink.
He is totally our president’s type.
I admire your journalistic honesty in going after the Prez. on this. I’m sure there are few people with sharper “gaydar.” Do you believe he had an obligation to let the public know from the start?
Interesting that this story appeared within a few days of your column/radio show outing the Boy King! Let's keep shining the light on ALL of the secrets of Barry (not a Muslim) Soetero Hussein Obama!
The boy Obama had a cross dressing nanny in Indonessia who went on to be a famous gay street mime. His mentor selected by his communist grandfather was Frank Marshall Davis, a bisexual poet and black intellectual who wrote of his perversions and interest in pedopilia. Not a single female has been identified as his girlfriend or date until he met Michelle at age 29. He was a member of the gay bathouse, Mens'Country, in Chicago, along w/ Rahm Emmanuel, the former ballet dancer (find a photo). His Columbia roommate was a very effininate Pakistani fellow…maybe his only true friend at Columbia. The mother of the murdered choir director at Rev Wright's church believes he son's relationship with BHO somehow led to his death. Two of his manservants hhave apparently had gay lifestyle histories, most recently Reggie Love. Maybe he a down-low chief executive!
Could you please send some documentation sources on these details? The more we can document, the better chance we will have of getting Obama out of the White House.
Right now the GOP candidates are focused on knocking each other out of the race, they should be concentrated on the man in the White House right now!
I didn't read or hear the press statement. I just find it odd that a national announcement would be made over a minor WH personnel change. Love wasn't the Chief of Staff.
Same here, and I, too, found it odd that a press statement would be made over a "personal assistant," a/k/a "body man," resigning. That is a sure indication of how important Reggie Love is to Obama, who is not a muslim and is not gay.
I do not anticipate Obama, who is not a Muslim, coming out, however. That would severely curtail the Nobel Peace Prize winner going around the world to Islamic countries on speaking engagements in order to turn world sentiment against the United States.
I am working on story that was sent to me concerning the "72 virgins" Muslims will receive in Paradise. The video I received stated that those virgins can include young boys. Does anyone else have information on this?
LMBO!!! Kevin you are a true gem. Thank you so much for the laugh. I have a terrible MittensCare headache and your insight into our first closeted, black president just made me feel much better!
You made me laugh, Hillbuzz. Well done.
Did Reggie Love actually get paid to be the President's "bodyman"???? And, if he truly was a fake kind of body guard, doesn't that sort of go against the whole Secret Service idea of protecting the POTUS????
Sigh…
here is a bit of historical information. Elton John married his publicist Renee (cannot remember the surname) when he was in Sydney. The marriage lasted for a very short time.
OMG, Kevin…you have a photo of him from college! I have never seen one, and didn't know they actually existed. This boyfriend does look so exotic to me as he does seedy…in fact he looks like a good hash connection…oops! Sorry for being so given to profiling, it's sort of a reflex sometimes. That they would announce this breakup publicly is bizarre….but then again this IS 2011. Do you suppose Reggie made him go public on this?
I was just telling my friend about this college pic…Seems it keeps "going away" on the interwebs. Bwahahahahhaa! Everyone do a screen shot so we can keep it out there as it gets scrubbed.
I LOVE that Kevin is getting the word out about Mr. Obama, since our MSM didn't seem to care about the "personal" side of the candidate pre-2008. Oh….the timing is delicious! Just as the fakes, gold-diggers, perpetual victim/littigators crawl back under Axelrod's scumball rock after the Herman Cain attack….Some fun REAL info about Barry's love life! Keep spreading the word, everbody! Hmmmm… Wonder if the Wookie is behind this…Just because she signed on to be the beard…it might be more complex than just that. I'm sure Elton's wife hoped it "worked out"…even though she knew. Stay tuned….I think the MSM is going to be punked by cyber-reality.
Amen! I knew he was gay the first time I saw him about four years ago. Most in DC must know this about him. What a sham on the American people. I have told several male co-workers that he is gay. They just laugh, but I tell them when it comes out you will remember me telling you. By the way, Is this the best that the democrat black community could come up with?
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heh heh
Very good. I just LOVE, L O V E that pic of Barry sitting next to his boyfriend. I never before (except in certain circles) saw two men sit so close to each other on a sofa. There were exceptions of course, like the two guys on top of each other in a booth kissing in Greenwich Village, but they were honest of who they were. Well, in that club anyhow.
I remember a coworker taking me to a gay bar in Phoenix. I never before saw such a packed place. Barely room to stand. during the day" one person, at night another. My friend was open, much easier back then in the travel industry.
But you're not kidding. I've teased my friend often, he had TERRIBLE Gaydar. He claimed to take pride in knowing, but he didn't even know about George Michael back then. I did, what was wrong with him? lol
I guess you're right. Mo will get Chicago and Barry will haVe Hawaii. I bet he'll have a room dedicated for pipes and paraphanalia. Will probably call it the Boom Boom Room.
I checked the Wharton School academic calendar. Orientation and first classes are in September only for all MBA programs, and there is no rolling admissions plan. Why does this matter? This begs the question: Why would Reggie Love give up his fat job that he loves in November if he starts his MBA nine months later? He wouldn't. He was forced out by his down low relationship with our president. This is a story that needs to be investigated, confirmed, and told on front pages. But who has the cajones to do it?
Maybe he had something to do with the Kuwata an the lady with the bag of tricks. Just searched V. Jarret and it’s had me all over the place. Reading some crazy stuff. Now I’m her finding out about this Love dude. Never in my born days!!!
Where is the actual press release?
I understand there are two former members of the bath house BO and Rahm used to frequent, who died young and unexpectedly a few days apart. He will do what needs to be done to hold on to control.
Heh, David Frum disparagingly linked to this article in a column about Obama gay rumours and the Fox News “wink” over at the Daily Beast. He’s sort of non-dismissal dismissive about the whole thing.
Now, thanks to the “Streisand Effect”, many more people will see that ambiguously gay college pic of Obama.
I’m surprised Frum did a whole article about Obama gay rumours without even mentioning the late Donald Young, the late Larry Bland, or the late Nate Spencer, all openly gay members of Trinity United Church’s “Down Low Club” whom all died under mysterious circumstances (two involving gunshot wounds) just as Obama’s presidential campaign was shifting into full gear. (Not that I personally believe Obama had anything to do with the murders, just that someone inside the Chicago political machine might have seen silencing Donald Young and the others as politically advantageous to Obama.)
Obama could turn down the nomination this year so Hillary could become president and he could move on to become the Secretary General of the United Nations.
Imagine Obama leading the U.N and Hillary as POTUS.
“Body man” is White House/Secret Service slang for “Personal Assistant to the President” — the role Dule’ Hill portrayed as Charlie Young to Martin Sheen’s Jed Bartlet on THE WEST WING. It means no more than that.
Do you really not know better than that?
Sadly they do not. They really are that brainwashed