Are You Ready for Silliness Today? Donald Trump and Gloria Allred conduct dueling mid-week press conferences.
I swear, today’s going to be like wandering into the Ink & Paint Club and stumbling upon two cartoon ducks playing dueling pianos.
Donald Trump’s Donald, I guess…because Gloria Allred sure is Daffy.
We now know that all Gloria’s got is some attention-seeking woman who is still bitter about her divorce twenty-five years ago…and she wants the gag order lifted off the divorce so she can talk about how Mitt Romney is her husband’s friend and somehow he helped “screw her over” in the divorce settlement. The woman got a hefty $5 million settlement back in the day (which would be about $13 million in today’s dollars) but blew it all on attorneys’ fees trying to renegotiate the divorce every two years ever since. Oh, and she’s also been living in a $5,000 a month rental unit in the most expensive part of New York City she could find. And, yet, she cries about not having any money left.
It’s still a mystery what The Donald is going to play on his piano for us today, though.
The rumor is that it’s just the divorce papers that Michelle had drawn up in 2000 when she threatened to leave Barack because he was not keeping his part of the deal and making her rich. Remember, she agreed to marry him and be his beard to cover up for him being gay because his promise would be that he’d make a lot of money and take her places in high society. She wanted to be the Senator’s wife…or the Governor’s wife…or First Lady of the United States. After he lost his bid for Bobby Rush’s seat in Congress, Michelle thought she’d married the wrong gay black man and was probably really jealous of Jada Pinkett Smith.
I don’t think the divorce papers have anything in them related to Obama being gay, or describing his Bathhouse Barry antics…but maybe they do. Michelle is unstable and if she did this on her own without Jesse Jackson’s counsel, she might have insisted on being nasty and mean-spirited in those papers. It seems to be her default approach to life. Lawyers will end up putting whatever you want into filings if a client really insists on something, by the way. I’ve gone after a few cyberstalkers that I acquired in the last few years and as a client I essentially said what I wanted in the complaints against these people…and the lawyers then took my rough drafts and just filled in all the legal jargon and put it into the correct format for filing. I bet Michelle did this too, if she really put divorce papers together. She may have been angry enough to put all sorts of personal things in there. People get very emotional when they finally take the steps to sue someone for something.
I don’t know how Trump would have gotten his hands on this, though.
I’m still hoping he does something with Obama’s college transcripts or his applications to Columbia and Harvard where he identified himself as an Indonesian citizen in order to gain admission and financial aid as a foreign student (since he did not have the grades to qualify otherwise and needed this supercharged affirmative action boost to get in). THAT would be interesting.
I guess we’ll know soon what’s going to happen from both of the cartoon ducks who intend to entertain us today.
UPDATE: Ha! It is about the transcripts. Good on Trump.
Trump offered $5 million to a charity of Bathhouse Barry’s choice if he asks Columbia and Harvard to release his college applications and if he also releases his passport records. The deadline for compliance is Halloween.
What would be REALLY fun is if Trump already had the applications and would release them on November 1st if Obama didn’t do it himself. It would be a lot of fun if Trump had a second act to this…because otherwise, why bother with the Halloween deadline?
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