Archive for November 16th, 2010
Thank you all for helping Bristol Palin…just look at Jennifer Grey's face


Says it all.
Our Bristol is in the finale.
The woman impersonating Jennifer Grey looks pissed.
Scotch on the Rocks is eliminated, and hopefully not allowed to drive herself home.
How do we win this for Bristol?
Here's Hannity talking about Obama being all obsessed and crazy. Is he channeling Gloria Swanson now or what?
How Norma Desmond is Miss Thang Obama seeming these days?
Paranoid.
Delusional.
Roaming the halls in a turban, fanning himself with peacock feathers.
Just another day on Sunset Boulevard Pennsylvania Avenue.
Do you have a roving cupcake van where you live?

Here in Boystown, cupcakes are a big deal.
We even have a roaming cupcake van…like the old ice cream trucks from childhood.
We have three cupcakeries, too. Bakeries that make only gourmet cupcakes.
Phoebe’s Cupcakes is my favorite, on Broadway across from Ping Pong.
They do a pancake cupcake with maple syrup and bacon that’s like something from my imagination yanked into reality, then baked.
And driven around Boystown in a van.
QUESTION: Did anyone watching TV or listening to the radio catch anything about Hannity saying Obama is having a nervous breakdown obsessing over the Clintons and Biden plotting against him?
Sometimes, people send me these cryptic riddles via email that I don’t have the resources to solve. I feel like Bruce Wayne getting texts from the Riddler.
“Hannity said something good today about Obama having a breakdown and that he hates the Clintons and the Clintons and Biden are plotting against him”.
A link to that would have been great.
Even better, what was the “something good” that Hannity said, exactly? Was it just that, exactly, he said the thing about Obama hating the Clintons, the Clintons hating him, and that Biden was now plotting against him.
The only thing I can really imagine Biden doing all day, if he is plotting things, is to plot ways to get into the employees-only storage rooms at Baskin Robbins or Cold Stone Creamery to gorge on as much ice cream as his lactose-hyper-tolerant digestive system can physically hold.
Like this:
Of course the Clintons are plotting against Obama and hate him. Duh.
Clinton supporters have been plotting against him and hate him this whole time too.
Welcome to HillBuzz!
Now, Obama actually has the Clintons, Hillary Democrats, Governor Palin, and even Nancy Pelosi and her minions plotting against him. Maybe Biden, too, if Hannity really said that. But I just can’t imagine Biden spending his day thinking about anything other than rum ripple and double scoops of vanilla piled high atop sugar cones.
Can anyone tell me more about what Hannity said, why he said it, and if you think Obama is really having some kind of a nervous breakdown worried about all those people around him plotting against him?
It’s clear the man is cracking up and has never grown into the presidency the way the Left claimed he would. He realizes he is a failure, and seems to have accepted that he will not get a second term: hence the endless parties in the White House, the nonstop vacations and extravagant “Cleopatra’s procession into Rome” grand tours of India, Asia, Europe, wherever. The Obamas are living high on the hog through January of 2013 and are making the most of every day, spending as much as they can while they can. They know this is a one term, failed presidency.
But, I think his cracking up has to do with his Parkinson’s. From what I have read, people with Parkinson’s crack like this. It’s one of the early stage symptoms. Reading about Michael J. Fox and his behavior on Spin City the last season before he announced he had the disease and would be leaving the show, Obama’s behavior fits EXACTLY with the irritability, difficulty speaking, and tiredness that Fox evidenced.
I don’t think it’s Obama staying up late at night worried about what Hillary Clinton is up to…or what Governor Palin is going to do to him next…or what Nancy Pelosi is now planning for her revenge.
I just think his body is falling apart, and all that cocaine use he admits to back in college, the drug history the media refused to vet him on or discuss in the election, has so damaged his nervous system and ability to function that the effects are being shown now…and are in fact greatly amplified by the rigors of the presidency.
I’m sure Hannity didn’t talk about any of this, but when he was a still a US Senator living in the Obama/Rezko Mansion there were tons of books, printouts, leaflets, and photocopies of material on Parkinson’s all over that house…and it certainly wasn’t out of academic curiosity, since this is the most intellectually incurious president we have had in a great while…despite the Left’s constant assertions he’s “so intelligent”.
Right.
So intelligent he won’t release his college transcripts to prove he was not a D student.
So intelligent he never wrote a single article for the Harvard Law Review as president, despite a requirement to do so, and the fact the academic excellence needed to land that position was deliberately waived for Obama so Harvard could get its first black Law Review president.
So intelligent he never wrote any of the books on race relations or voting rights he accepted advances to publish, and instead had William Ayers ghost write a biography of himself, at age 32, while he camped out in a University of Chicago office and dithered and diddled all day.
So intelligent he later had Jon Favreau write “Audacity of Hope” while he dithered and diddled and did nothing for his constituents in Illinois, where he didn’t bring any audacity or hope to people living in the Southside when he was first a state and then a US Senator.
So intelligent he thinks there are 57 states, Austrian is a language, and that the President of the United States bows to Muslim kings and Japanase Emperors (and, oddly, the mayor of Jacksonville, Florida).
Intelligent, maybe, compared to fellow Leftists.
Do you have any idea at all what Hannity was talking about today?
Is it true Michelle Antoinette Obama would have to wear a hat if she attends Prince William's wedding next summer?

A prescient drag queen in Boystown at Halloween models what we fully expect Michelle Antoinette Obama to wear to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding in August, 2011.
Many have commented on the fact that protocol dictates Michelle Antoinette Obama be invited to the wedding of Prince William to the lovely Kate Middleton at Westminster Abbey the second week of August next summer.
This parallels then-First Lady Nancy Reagan representing the United States at Prince Charles and Princess Diana’s wedding in 1981, not long after the Reagans moved into the White House.
Many in Britain seem to wear gorgeous hats to functions like this.
That’s no guarantee Michelle Antoinette won’t wear one of her more ridiculous costumes instead, including even possibly the cat-pee-sofa-dress she loves so much (see below).
But, I just think it’s serendipitous that on Halloween a drag queen here in Boystown dressed up as Michelle Antoinette Obama…and wore a giant lacy hat, dolled up all in black, with a giant Klingon war corset.
This is exactly the sort of inappropriate attire Michelle Antoinette would personally choose for such a joyous, storybook occasion.
Ostentatious. Hideous. Clownish. Wholly inappropriate.
It reminds me of Maleficent arriving at the Christening of Princess Aurora in Sleeping Beauty to cast a pall over the event, like a rain cloud sent to drown all the flowers in the glen, then splash mud over everyone, because “they owed her that”.
That’s our belle, Michelle!
Or, as I said, she could just wear this cat-pee-sofa-number again, since she’s now worn it three times (on the campaign trail in 2008, on the Jay Leno Show in 2009, and then in 2010 during the only excursion the Obamas have made to church, despite now living within walking distance of dozens of such buildings in DC):

Will this hideous thing make an appearance at Westminster Abbey in 2011...since she does seem to wear it at least once a year, every year.
How did Bristol Palin do on Dancing with the Stars this week? Why is Bristol still in the competition?
Q: How did Bristol Palin do on Dancing with the Stars this week?
A: Rock-star awesome
Q: Why is Bristol Palin still in the competition?
A: Because she is fantastic…she puts her heart into it…and she is a very relatable young woman doing something extraordinary and challenging her limits with grace, style, and flare.
I really have come to like and admire Bristol Palin very much during her run on Dancing with the Stars.
I always felt for her, coming under the attacks she did from the Left, but also because I had a cousin growing up who got pregnant just shy of high school graduation and had a baby when she was around 18. The same age as both Bristol, and Obama’s mother, the oddly-named “Stanley Dunham”.
My cousin was a good girl, from a good family, who let a boy sweep her away…and then she immediately settled down and took responsibility for her actions…and today’s result is a straight-A, honor-roll, med school bound daughter named Ainsley who is going to become something truly great in this life.
My cousin now has a small, at-home business of her own, has three other kids, and all of them are doing great in school and are terrific contributors to their communities.
So, having a baby at 18, then taking responsibility for it, is nothing to excoriate anyone over.
Yet, the Left crucified Bristol…but weirdly admires “Stanley”, and she pretty much abandoned her son to his grandparents, the Muslim Indonesian school system, and then apparently pedophile Marxist Frank Marshall.
That’s bizarre, but the Left is bizarre, so it’s all fitting.
I truly hope our Bristol makes it into the final three for the finale next week.
I want her to have the thrill of making it to that grand stage, and dancing, dancing, dancing her heart out.
Sometime in the competition Bristol said something that I seriously want to have stitched onto one of those Whitman’s sampler style, old-timey embroideries to hang on the wall. I would put it right up above the computer here at Buzzquarters so I could see it every day. I need the exact quote, which I am sure someone would provide below, but it’s something like:
“Well, they are going to criticize me no matter what I do, so I might as well dance”.
That’s such a great, true concept.
I like saying that to myself too…they are going to criticize me no matter what I do, so I might as well write. I might as well speak out. I might as well keep doing all the things they keep telling me to stop doing, because evidently it’s getting to them or they wouldn’t keep trying to shout me down.
So, thank you, Bristol for that poetic elegance…and your continued elegance on the stage, dancing and dancing right into America’s heart.
You are driving the Left nuts.
As only a Palin can.
And I just adore you for it.
Use this thread to root Bristol on tonight…and also start to strategize what we can do next week to give Bristol the BIGGEST PUSH EVER to see if we can actually win this competition for her, though the odds are truly stacked in favor of the woman claiming to be Jennifer Grey (but looks nothing like her) and that singer from the 90s who killed someone while driving (and is actually named after what she was apparently drinking that night).
ABC clearly wants these two in first and second place, but it would be fun if ABC and the Left didn’t get what they wanted for a change.
AWESOME: Governor Palin signals all gloves will be off regarding Obama's past in 2012 election
Hillary Clinton and John McCain lost to Obama because both were afraid to really hit him hard on his past, his anti-American leanings, and his many connections to Marxists, Islamists, terrorists, the Race Industry, and hatemongers like Jeremiah Wright.
They were both afraid of being called racists for speaking the truth about this man.
They were called racists anyway.
So, keeping the gloves on and tying their own hands was just stupid.
Hillary Clinton and John McCain were stupid.
I love Hillary.
I am grateful for McCain’s service to the country.
But they were stupid not to drag all of Obama’s skeletons out of the closet and expose the reality of who he actually is.
Fear of being called racists allowed the media to manufacture a false facade for Obama they branded and marketed well…then pushed relentlessly on MSNBC and CNN.
Welcome to The Golden Age of Hope and Change.
In the article above, it sure feels like Governor Palin is signaling she will not make Hillary and McCain’s mistakes.
She is going for the jugular.
You betcha.
Run, Sarah, Run!









