Archive for November 15th, 2010
Read comments on this Byron York article about Obama not running again in 2012
Something is up.
This all feels like a trial balloon from someone.
Too many JournoLists taking part in this “Obama should not run again” business to not be coordinated.
Just watch: next you will mysteriously start hearing all sorts of stories about Parkinson to get the public more informed about it in advance of Obama’s “LBJ speech”.
AND the University of Hawaii has majorly stepped up efforts to get a rush on the Obama presidential library now that work on that will start in January 2013. University of Chicago abandoned all plans to push for the library once the Olympics bid failed and it was clear Obama would screw Chicago over for Honolulu.
Just watch.
And read comments in the above.
Very interesting.
Join Dick Morris in calling 20 Senators and tell them to ban earmarks
http://www.dickmorris.com/blog/earmark-ban-vote-tuesday-make-your-voice-heard/
The Cocktail Party GOP establishment doesn’t get it.
In other breaking news:
- water is wet
- Jake Gyllenhaal is adorable
- Obama is a disaster
- us Midwesterners are bitter and clingy
That last one is debatable.
Everything else is stone cold fact. Especially for anyone who has seen Jarhead. Hello little Santa hat.
The Cocktail Party, particularly jowelly walking cucumber and mayo sandwich Mitch McConnell, have deluded themselves to believe their same garbage can continue where they make nice and play go-along-to-get-along games with spendthrift Democrats.
No more earmarks, dummies!
The voters gave you one last second chance to prove you are not as corrupt and greedy as Democrats.
Do not blow it.
REUNITED: Kal Penn returning to White House. Tiff with Obama apparently over.
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2010/11/kal_penn_aka_kalpen_modi_retur.html
This is all kinds of strange.
BUT, a lot of male couples go back and forth like this. Even if they fight, and try to move onto other guys, it gets all Annie Proux “I just can’t quit you”.
I swear, Ang Lee needs to film the official Obama White House docudrama.
First Kal Penn is weirdly hired out of the blue to work in the White House despite not having any qualifications or relatable experience.
He was given a made-up, do-nothing job…not VP because that went to Biden…but something like “Deputy Director of Giving Obama Kisses”.
The Director position has been filled by aptly named Reggie Love for some time.
Penn was written off his TV show, House, after moving to DC to be with Obama…the show killed him off, making it appear like he left acting.
Then, bizarrely, Penn and Obama seem to have had a tiff, which I imagine involved a slap fight and hair pulling.
Obama was mad at him for a while.
Mysteriously, Penn then got mugged near the gay bars at DuPont Circle and his cell phone was taken from him…it seems that cell might have had messages or photos Obama wanted.
Then, for several months, report after report came out about Obama being depressed. Even prank calls to Justin Beiber stopped making him giggle.
And now, Penn is coming back to the White House, right when Obama is down on his luck and nursing wounds from his disastrous midterms.
Isn’t this when you are most prone to get back together with your ex-boyfriends?
When you are hurt, broken, and vulnerable?
This is so like the end of Bodyguard and Penn is totally Kevin Costner, only Obama runs down the steps from Air Force One and never flies away.
It actually all is really cute…and hilarious most Americans still believe this man is straight with so obvious a male June/November relationship happening between Penn and Obama.
Looks like Wednesday or Thursday could be interesting
Today I did a pre-interview for that TV spot I mentioned…and I think it went well.
This is how the process works.
First, a staffer contacts you to ser if you are interested in appearing on a topic.
Then, you do a phone pre-interview with a producer so she sees if you can be interesting on the air for a few minutes.
At the end of that call, you start talking about the logistics of when you can go on.
And then you wait and see if a cat playing the piano on YouTube is a bigger deal than you that day.
Which happened to me with CNN once.
I got bumped off Neil Cavuto two days in a row last year when some reporter somewhere yelled at a woman and people got mad about that.
FOX bumped me three weeks in a row this year when I was set to go on and talk about voter fraud…but I always got bumped for people I like, so that was cool.
I think it is just fun being asked. And I really mean that, and not in a Susan Lucci “I have to pretend I like this” way.
I do feel disappointed when the bumping happens, but that’s the nature of news.
I hope I get on this week’s spot… It would be fun for all, because it would be me up against someone I have written about in New York, which is always interesting.
I will let you know details when I am sure it is going to happen.
Perfect TSA cartoon
Why not just fly naked?
Think of all the laundry you wouldn’t have to do when you got back from vacation.
Bristol Palin Dancing with the Stars Watch Party Thread
www.GetCookiesbyKatie.com
Call-in Number: 1-800-868-3407
Please don’t forget to vote for Bristol Palin on Dancing with the Stars tonight.
The call-in number is above.
You also need to vote for her online afterwards…at www.ABC.com on the Dancing with the Stars page.
You can start calling the moment the show starts…and you can call as many times as the phone will let you. After that, use someone else’s phone to call the maximum times on that. Then — and I am not telling you to do this — it would not be a bad thing to randomly knock on neighbors’ doors and use their phones and call, call, call, and then call some more.
Then vote like nuts online with all of your email addresses.
If you haven’t heard, the fact we’ve been all doing this for Bristol has been driving the Left NUTS. People magazine, Huffington Post, and other Lefty sites have all been going bonkers over the fact that Palin supporters have been burning up the phones to keep Bristol in the competition through the finale…despite the judges giving her shockingly low scores to try to eliminate her.
The judges want the woman claiming to be Jennifer Grey (but looks nothing like her) to win, with Scotch-on-the-Rocks as a close second (good thing the consolation prize isn’t a car).
We’d like to see Bristol make it to the final three…which is what this week’s voting is all about.
And then we can think about maybe getting Bristol over the judges’ hurdles to upset the Grey-imposter or Scotch after that.
But, we need to get her to the finale for that to happen…so vote, vote, vote and then vote some more.
For conservatives, enjoy the fun of finally, at last, getting a taste of what it’s like to be a Democrat. You can vote as much as you want. You can vote using all sorts of names. You can vote all day. You can’t get paid to vote, because you aren’t really a Democrat, silly, but you can get as close as you can possibly get without being in a union or taking part in ACORN.
More conservative folk music: aimed at TSA this time
I wish more conservatives wrote folk music…it is so great to take the Left’s tools and use them against them.
This is Megan Fox from the Megan Fox Radio Show letting the TSA have it good.
