Archive for September 28th, 2010
The Word Governor Palin was looking for on Greta tonight was "Cocktail Party"
It’s a Tea Party vs. Cocktail Party battle for the soul of the Republican Party, with conservatives destined to win in the end…if we just define the GOP establishment in a way that regular people can immediately understand, so that people who don’t follow politics that closely can appreciate exactly WHY the establishment needs to be cleaned out by 2012.
The full article is above (read it, then come back here and let’s here your comments)…and we keep repeating this because if the term “Cocktail Party” catches on we think that genie can never be put back into the bottle by the establishment, and these two little words could actually bring down all the Lindsey Grahams, LeNa JaBrowskis, Mike Castles, Olympia Snows, Susan Collinses, and all the rest of the Cocktail Party GOP.
ACTION ITEM: Remake "Liberty Leading the People" to show Governor Palin, Lt. Colonel Allen West, Congressman Michele Bachmann, and others advancing for freedom
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We need to create a 2010 version of this painting — with a fully clothed Governor Palin holding the flag in the center
Surrounding here are:
(1) Lt. Colonel Allen West (who we hope because Vice President Allen “Kick-Ass” West in 2013)
(2) Michele “Speaker of the House” Bachmann
(3) Governor Jan Brewer
(4) Governor Chris Christie
(5) Senator Jim DeMint
(6) Citizen extraordinaire Glenn Beck
(7) Gubernatorial Candidate Nikki Haley
(8) Senate Candidate Christine O’Donnell
(9) Senate Candidate Joe Miller
(10) Senate Candidate Carly Fiorina
(11) Senate Candidate Sharon Angle
(12) The Statue of Liberty, as the personification of America’s spirit
(13) Others you list in this thread
* Replace the dead bodies on the ground with STUFFED ANIMAL DONKEYS…do NOT show Pelosi, Obama, Reid etc. dead like those soldiers…it’s mean-spirited and takes away from the positive imagery we want to push here. No real animals…just stuffed animal donkeys, the plush toy ones, trampled in the mud
* Have the Democrat’s toilet-inspired logo there, trashed though
* Have Obama’s personal logo broken and trampled, and his Hope! Change! posters all muddy and ripped up
* In fact, have POSTERS of the crummy democrats on the ground ripped up and torn, but not the actual people. Stay classy.
* Replace all the guns with either American flags or the US Constitution
This could be a really powerful image, folks.
We could make this viral in the last 35 days of the election to give people a real boost of energy for GOTV.
It kind of reminds us of the old GI Joe cartoon in the 80s where anti-American terror cult COBRA faced the greatest heroes the country had — and those names we have up there sure are heroes for not only standing up to the Left, but to the Cocktail Party GOP establishment as well.
Any artists out there want to take a stab at this and make an image happen?
Behold, pixalated awesomeness!
Are you doing everything you damn well can to make sure that flag’s flying at the top of Lady Liberty’s crown and Obama and the Left are soundly defeated and sent back to whatever everlasting s***hole they came from?
If not, you better double time it, soldier, because we’ve now got just 35 days to decimate these lunatics and absolutely gut the Democrat Party.
We’re all-in on this.
Are you?
Don’t you let a bunch of gay Hillary guys in Boystown work harder for America than you do, Mr. or Ms. Republican You.
Dancing With the Stars Results Show Thread
Does anyone here know if there’s a way to watch ABC’s Dancing with the Stars over the computer streaming?
For people who don’t have a TV and want to watch it.
If someone can get us a link, we’ll live-blog the results, but otherwise please use this thread if you are watching to tell us what’s happening and if they tell us how many votes Bristol Palin got from America. We need to know how many votes she’s getting to determine if Palin supporters are effectively organized and mobilized to keep her in the show as long as possible.
Please chime in as the show airs with anything else you want to say about DWTS.
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UPDATE: Looks like you can watch the show live via PalinTV. Right now, at 612pm CST, they’re playing Wheel of Fortune, which we haven’t seen or thought about in probably 20 years. And Pat and Vanna look exactly the same, which is kind of wonderful because we really like them both.
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UPDATE: If you haven’t already done son, could you please head over to Bristol Palin’s Facebook page and “like” it? We still don’t really understand this social networking stuff, and we frankly think it’s silly, but we know it’s important to a lot of people…and that if we want to keep on top of things we should get with the program. Bristol is at 4,000 or so “fans” at the moment, and we’d like to see her get much, much higher. Can we get her an extra thousand people off HillBuzz? That would be great if we could help her pass another milestone.
Looking over her page, and seeing the things she’s written there, we have to say that we just keep getting more and more impressed with this young lady.
To be honest, we never paid much attention to her before, because she wasn’t running for anything and didn’t take a speaking role during the campaign, so we just saw her as a very nice girl who made an understandable mistake then owned up to it, assumed her responsibilities, and grew into a mighty fine mother and admirable adult (overnight).
But, seeing Bristol on DWTS and reading her Facebook page, she really and truly is a VERY NICE young lady. She’s respectful and kind and full of light and life. You can just tell in the pictures she posts…her personality really comes through, especially in all the silly shots where she’s hamming it up with Mark Ballas or other friends.
She’s totally the kind of girl we remember being friends with back in high school…and for a politician’s daughter she reminds us a lot of Chelsea Clinton, whom we saw a lot of during the 2008 campaign, and who ranks as one of the nicest people we’ve ever met.
You can’t fake nice, folks. You can’t learn to be kind the way you can practice and perfect dance moves. This girl was raised right, and maintained her true nature despite being attacked nonstop for two years. A weaker character would have cracked under that strain. There’s no Megan McCain bitterness. There’s no spoiled Princess Caroline Kennedy entitlement. There’s no Gore girls vapidness.
It’s really refreshing.
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This is so smart, so clever, so Palin.
Seriously.
The Palins are just pitch-perfect with their branding.
THIS is why we love these people so much. They are the first conservatives to actually use humor effectively. They “get it”.
Take the Left’s weapons away from them by stealing their jokes and making them your own.
Repurpose what’s been thrown at you in an attack and go on the offensive with the best the Left could throw at you, transformed into a weapon against it.
The above is from Bristol’s new Facebook fan page…and it’s just spot-on brilliant.
The Democrats will not have any idea how to counteract in 2012. They won’t ever see this coming.
Carl Paladino is like a real-life Bullworth. We think we love this man.
We think we love this man.
Man alive, this is funny stuff.
All of five of you have probably seen the 90s movie Bullworth (which feels like the last movie Warren Beatty was ever in).
It’s the story of a politician who one day decides to stop playing all the games, mincing his words, and being afraid of speaking the truth to the media.
So, he just lets loose, tells it like it is, and voters love it…because THAT is what they have wanted from politicians for YEARS.
Americans are plain-spoken, sassy, smart-aleks by and large. This is who our heroes have always been: people who are sharp, quippy, and tells-it-likes-it-is.
This is a large part of why we instantly liked people like Governor Christie, Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, Governor Jan Brewer, Lt. Colonel Allen West, and Governor Palin, from the moment we first heard any of them speak. They just punch ugly right in the face and don’t hold back.
Can you imagine it — REPUBLICANS standing strong and decking the idiots and hecklers?
Never thought we’d see the day.
Apparently, Joy Behar was running her mouth on The View, saying all sorts of weird and petty things about Paladino, so he shot back at her (and how ridiculous she looks). Here’s what he said, getting a nice jab in there about both Behar’s hairstylist and her hot flashes.
Behar is an unfunny “comedienne” of the Janine Garafalo/Kathy Griffin stripe who sure can dish the disses, but can’t hardly take them. We’re sure when she heard Paladino’s response she wailed and howled, not comprehending a reality where a Republican punches back.
Do you see, conservatives, what sort of malignant legacy the Cocktail Party has built up in this country…where the Left, in the form of talking heads like Behar, is so used to pounding Republicans because the GOP has never hit back.
“Take the high road”, GOP consultants always advise.
“You must not be combatative”, the Cocktail Party poohbahs warn.
“If you fight back, you won’t be invited to any good events and the media won’t write nice stories about you,” the elite caution.
All of these people are fools.
DAMN FOOLS.
This is a country that’s put their butts into seats for HOW MANY Rocky movies at this point? Eleventy.
Hell, this is the country where Sylvester Stallone not only had a career…but WON AN OSCAR.
This is the most ass-kicking-est, face-punching-est, die-hard-with-a-vengeance-est, country that’s ever existed.
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If there were still dinosaurs roaming around, Americans would be either riding or eating them, and the bigger ones would have machine guns strapped to them because THAT’S HOW AMERICANS ROLL, BIATCH.
So, why how on Earth the GOP became this effete bunch of whiny, wimpy kids afraid to ever fight back is just beyond us.
Carl Paladino is marvelous. He could seriously become New York state’s Chris Christie. Just imagine in the next few elections if the Tea Party edges out the Cocktail Party and we keep getting candidates like this over the primary hurdles, over the most strenuous objections of the Cocktail Party, and every Republican running for office was a take-no-prisoners, red-meat-eating, punch-you-in-the-face, conservative?
How bizarre is it that a bunch of gay Hillary guys in Boystown are cheerleading all of this?
How weird is it that you read us every day?
Despite all the crazy things the Left has been doing to this country, and the serious national financial jeopardy we are all in, you just really have to laugh.
When’s the last time anyone’s ever said that while watching one of “comedienne” Joy Behar’s “performances”?
Please say a prayer for Jimmy Carter — fell ill today on a flight to Cleveland
This is really a weird coincidence, but the woman quoted in this story, Jacquelin Mayo, the spokesperson for Delta, went to high school with one of us (she’s darling). So fun that she got into PR (we remember her from French and Drama clubs, and she was so nice).
Anyway, Jimmy Carter got sick on a flight to Cleveland today and had to be rushed to MetroHealth Hospital, where several people we know work. He had to cancel an appearance at the Joseph-Beth bookstore in Lyndhurst (that we used to go to all the time…especially when Sebastian was with David, because David’s family lives very nearby, and they’re all terrible, so when visiting Cleveland with him we’d make every excuse possible to go to this mall and spend all day there…AND there’s a Cheesecake Factory there too…it’s one of those malls that’s setup like an imaginary village with all the stores in building that look olde-tymey and magical).
Carter was doing a book tour, for his latest anti-Semitic tripe about how terrible Israel is and how wonderful Muslims are. Some people waiting in line for him to show up thought he actually wrote the book “Carter Beats the Devil”, an autobiographical account of his successful battle against Satan in the 1970s. Those people are stupid, because (1) Carter didn’t write that, (2) he’s not even the “Carter” in that book (it’s really about Noah Wylie), and (3) Carter never beat anyone other than Gerald Ford at anything.
Still, as much as we don’t respect or like the man, former president (small p) Carter is sick, and he’s being treated in our hometown of Cleveland, so please pray he gets better. No matter what you think of ANYONE, never ever wish suffering on them or delight in their illness. You can disagree with people politically all you want and can rail against them for all the evil they have done, but we are all human, are all frail, and are all in need of prayers when our bodies fail us.
We want Jimmy Carter to be in good health and of good cheer so that before he dies he might one day realize the extreme error of his ways and make amends while he has the chance. This is the same wish and prayer we held in our hearts for Ted Kennedy for all those years, hoping he’d admit to murdering Mary Jo Kopechne and plotting against the US government with the Soviets in the late 70s/early 80s. We also hope the current occupants of the White House realize the error of their own ways and apologize to America as often as they’ve apologized FOR America to all the many tyrants of the world.
We heard from friends at MetroHealth that when Carter was admitted he had soiled himself and was extremely embarrassed at the state of his clothes and how he was presented, so today was a very hard day for a man who’s 85 and got sick on that plane.
Please pray for him…for his health…his dignity…and for him to gain wisdom enough to appreciate just how awful he’s been for so many years.
The Most Bizarre Pejorative Used Against Governor Palin: Calling Her A "McGovern"
Here’s a piece I just did for Conservatives4Palin about what has to be the dumbest article I’ve read in a while, where Peter Beinart claims Governor Palin is a “McGovern” for the Republican Party.
Read the whole piece at the link, but here’s where this is crazy:
(1) McGovern was a “McGovern” for the Democrats because he pulled the party far to the Left in a Center-Right country. He, and Carter after him, gave Democrats a bad name for a generation because Americans came to view Democrats as crazy people controlled by anti-American Marxists and Jacksonian Democrats fled the party and became Reagan Democrats until the Clintons emerged in the 90s to pull the party — against its will — to the Center.
(2) The Left hated the Clintons for the above, and vowed to pull the Democrat Party back to the Left…hence Obama…and the 2008 takeover of the DNC by the Left…and the mess we’re all in now.
(3) The country wants to push back across the Center and into the Right to repair the damage the Left has done. Just like it did with Reagan in 1980. Governor Palin has emerged as the woman on the scene ready to take the reins and do this pulling. She is going to take the country where it wants to go…as opposed to McGovern, who pulled the nation in the wrong direction, and destroyed the Democrats for a generation just as Obama’s done in the last two years.
(4) Beinart at The Daily Beast is a Leftist, and he’s actually trying to address the Cocktail Party in the GOP, because he’s attempting to give them a new pejorative for establishment Romney types to use against Governor Palin at cocktail parties. ”Can’t run her. She’s a Republican McGovern! We need to run Mittens! No one hates him. The media loves him. That Palin’s too polarizing! And, she’s a lady, so she has cooties!”
(5) Palin, like Reagan before her, will pull the country in the direction it wants to go — to the Right — and Leftist writers like Beinart are going to howl and wail about it like vampires doused with holy water and garlic.
(6) It’s going to take a generation for Democrats to recover from Obama and what the Left has done. Beinart won’t admit this, because Beinart is a Leftist who thinks this country SHOULD be pulled Left. All of his colleagues in the Old Media agree with him. They wishcast instead of broadcast and write in a fantasy world where all their dreams need to come true. They think the American people are stupid and don’t know what’s best for them. Their only hope of Obama getting a second term is for Republicans to make Mittens Romney the nominee. In 2012, voters want to have a real conservative candidate on the ballot. They do not want Democrat-Lite. In fact, they never wanted Democrat-Lite, that’s why Republicans lose so many elections.
(7) The Cocktail Party GOP establishment needs to be removed from power. This Democrat-Lite stuff needs to stop. Governor Palin, Governor Chris Christie, Lt. Colonel Allen West, Governor Jan Brewer, Gubernatorial Candidate Nikki Haley, Congresswoman Michele Bachmann…THIS is where the GOP needs to go for leadership. No more Mittens. No more Tim Pawlenty. No more Mitch Daniels. No more John Thune. No more squishy RINOS.
I don’t care how many times I have to repeat this or how loudly I have to say it…I am going to keep writing about this on every platform available to me until conservatives out there wake up and listen.
K.D.
GREAT MERCIFUL ZEUS: Elvira wrote to us today
No Sesame Street for you, lady. You could put someone's Elmo out with those things.
This is super, wicked cool.
Do you remember Elvira, from the old TV show? She also made a movie and did beer commercials.
Well, she works for NBC now and is the Director of Something or Another and she sent us an email a few minutes ago because in one of our articles yesterday or the day before she said we used too much of NBC’s content, so she asked us to remove it and just put a link to it instead.
We wrote back and told her we’d do that, and asked her what she was going to be for Halloween, but she hasn’t written back yet.
Maybe that was a dumb question, since she’s Elvira, and is probably going to be Elvira for Halloween.
Every so often someone famous like this writes in and it really does make our day…even if they are sort of mad at us about something.
