Archive for August 31st, 2010
Is "time to turn a page" some kind of code that even we, in Boystown, don't know about?
Please tell us if it’s just us, but every time we see the current president touch men — especially very nice looking ones, or ones in uniform — he just seems to get this particular look on his face.
Like he’s Liberace at a Chippendales show in Vegas.
Or Charlie Crist on speedo patrol at Island House in Key West.
Or Rahm Emanuel sizing up a fresh batch of male interns.
And the guys Obama touches always seem creeped out, if not outright sick to their stomachs.
It’s just all so very weird.
Why touch his shoulder? Why not shake his hand?
We’ve shaken his hand, when he was running for the Senate, and it was as limp and cold as an old, flopping fish.
So, maybe that’s why he does that weird shoulder rub thing to soldiers, because they’d probably crush his dainty digits in their kung-fu grips.
Whispering “it’s time to turn a page” to these guys is weird, too.
We can’t wait to turn a page ourselves….to a day in 2013 when the person who is president is an actual Commander-in-Chief we can all be proud of.
HillBuzz Radio: Andrea Shea King Show Live Open Thread
We’re on live with Andrea Shea King on her show…now.
So, listen in, and use this thread to comment on what you’re hearing.
We’re going to be talking about:
(1) Being at the Glenn Beck Restoring Honor Rally
(2) The genius political moves Beck made this weekend
(3) Governor Palin’s speech at the rally
(4) What the rally meant to us on a personal level
(5) What we can all do to carry the rally’s spirit forward in the days ahead
It’s a preview of the essays we’re writing on the Restoring Honor rally, so if you listen in, you’ll get a peak into what’s coming out print wise in the days ahead this week.
BREAKING: HRH Princess Caroline of Kennedy telephones Lisa Murkowski to let her know, "You know, it kinda sucks to lose, and stuff, 'specially when your family should have that seat, and stuff, you know"
"I wants it, I wants it, I WANTS IT!"
We’ve just received word from sources in New York that HRH Princess Caroline of Kennedy has telephoned Senator Lisa Murkowski in Alaska.
Well, technically, it was Princess’ much put-upon Slavic maid, Helga, who did the telephoning, while Princess was lounging in a pile of Hermes scarves sprawled out on the marble floor of New York City’s Bergdorf-Goodman’s, holding the silk up to the light, trying in vain to determine which ones she “only had a dozen or so of”. When Helga reached Murkowski, and handed the phone to Princess, the “last remaining earthly link to Camelot” said:
“Okay, so, I’ll have another banker’s dozen of those faberge eggs I love so much, even though I don’t know, you know, why bankers get a special dozen, and I’m richer than them all, and I don’t have a special dozen too, like whatever, but if I did, there’d be eleventy in it. And then I also want some more shiny things to play with, you know, and more jewelry. Michelle Obama, my best friend, tells me never to buy earrings that are less than $600, and I listen to her because she is so fashionable and is now proud of America for the first time, you know, in her life and stuff. Are you getting all this down, Nordstrom’s, or am I talking too fast again?”, Princess asked, her attention drifting to some new Chanel tweeds her highly-evolved shopping senses had detected in the distance.
“No, mine Princess, this is not Nordstrom’s, it’s that Murkowski woman in Alaska, the one you wanted to talk to,” Helga said. The sweat on her brow clear evidence of how afraid she was of interrupting Princess Caroline while she was shopping, like taking a baby seal away from a great white shark off the Farallons. Whole limbs were at risk when these apex predators were deep in the hunt.
“Oh, yah, like, right and stuff. Yah, okay, give me the phone. Hello? Is this that lady I wanted to call? You know, like, I just wanted to say that it’s not right that you don’t, you know, like, keep your family’s seat in the Senate and stuff. Because this TOTALLY happened to us, and we’re the, you know, Kennedys and whatever. That was our seat, and that guy who was in Playgirl or whatever got it, and that’s probably why Barney Frank wasn’t more upset about what happened, even though I was like totally pissed off and stuff until I got back to Bergdorf’s to play with the crystal, you know. Well, anyway, and stuff, I just wanted to tell you that you should be really mad about this and that it’s not right that you don’t get to keep being Senator, like my uncle was Senator for like forever and a day, and like I was almost Senator but then I didn’t want it anymore, so I said that everyone was just stupid-heads and then I went shopping some more, which is where I still am. So, anyway, connect me to Nordstrom’s, will you, because their holiday catalog just came out and I demand one of everything, you know. And stuff. My dad was, like, the president”.
Somewhere in Alaska, soon to be former-Senator Murkowski didn’t much know what happened, in the election, or on that bizarre phone call with “American royalty”…and didn’t realize just how spoiled and insipid Princess Caroline really and truly is…but she shared the “last remaining earthly link to Camelot’s” frustration and peeve at having her “family’s seat” taken away from her.
Like a repossessed toilet from Hyannis Port.
Those voters: no respect for dynastic power these days.
Great Merciful Zeus: Governor Palin's ninja throwing stars have taken down the Murkowski Dynasty
Click to embiggen pure awesomeness
Since Senator Lisa Murkowski does not have ACORN or the Black Panthers, or Organizing for America (we know, this is redundant), on her side, there now seems to officially be no way for her to mathematically overcome the lead of Governor Palin’s chosen Senate candidate, Joe Miller, in Alaska.
That means Governor Palin’s ninja throwing stars have taken down, hopefully for good, the dynastic, establishment, Soggy Sandwich, Romney Republican Murkowski Family.
Great Merciful Zeus.
This means, next year, a whole host of wonderful Palin Republicans, Momma and Poppa Grizzlies, will be taking office…because of the support and backing of Governor Palin.
They are the RNC establishment’s worst nightmares and the boogeymen and women who keep the Left in fetal positions nationwide, whimpering the dark, soiling themselves.
We really wish Governor Palin had stationary like that above, and would send these notecards to people like Lisa Murkowski, Lindsey Graham, the Weird Sisters of Maine, Mark Kirk, Charlie Crist, and other people in the Republican party who are almost as terrible as the Leftist Democrats.
In some ways, these clowns are worse, because at least we always know what a Leftist is going to do, with no surprises. This lot is forever being either blackmailed or flattered by the Left and state media to do what Democrats want them to do…and we’re just sick of it.
Maybe Joe Miller’s win will put a little terror into the hearts of the Soggy Sandwich brigade, especially its chief cucumber-and-mayonnaise gobbler, Mittens Romney…because there is no way under the sun that Mittens could have pulled off something like THIS, taking down the Murkowski Dynasty.
Follow Sarah if you want this country to live.
Get on her bad side at your own peril.
You betcha.
QUESTION: Want to see how WE would like to see the Oval Office redecorated?
Just click below…
POLL: Whose play name is better and more factually accurate?
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H/t The Jane for the inspiration
Approaching 11 million hits here on HillBuzz
Sometime in early September, we’re going to cross the 11 million hits mark at HillBuzz…which is recorded since July of 2008.
If we included the period we were on blogspot, from February 17th (HillBuzz Day, our birthday) to July of 2008, we crossed the milestone some time at the end of July…but we’re only tracking the wordpress period with this current site.
We especially want to thank the uptick in hits we’re getting from a gay site in New York that has been attacking us this week…he knows who he is. You’re sending us thousands of new hits every day each time you do this, and bringing us this much closer to the 11 million mark. Thanks! The record-keeping doesn’t care whether these are supporters’ hits, or trolls, so every time the Left writes something nasty and encourages its people to come here, write hatemail, or generally be as nasty as possible, there’s this slim silver lining to all of it because it just keeps adding to the hit count.
There are professional sites, run off actual newspapers and other dinosaur media outlets, that have been around since 2000 or so that don’t have 11 million hits yet.
Interestingly enough, we pulled the numbers for one of those New York sites attacking us today, and it’s been around since 2005…and we have more hits than they do, despite them being in existence three full years longer than us.
Very interesting stuff, folks.
We seriously pray for wisdom and grace to come to these people…while also wanting to let them know that every time they attack us, every time they direct more traffic to us, every time they throw everything in the kitchen sink at us, it only succeeds in raising our profile, giving us more exposure, and making us stronger and more committed to doing all the things we do that infuriate these trolls in the first place.
They create their own worst enemies and make us a much bigger deal than we would ever have been if not for their attacks.
So, keep it coming, Lefties. And maybe we’ll hit 11 million this week, instead of next as we’re projecting.
