Archive for June, 2010
QUESTION: Do Americans understand just how bad the Obamaspill Disaster really is?
We made the crude illustration above in an attempt to wrap our heads around the Obamaspill Disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, while trying to understand the big picture of what seems to be going on.
One of the sources of information we used was www.TheOilDrum.com, but that site gets very technical for us. It’s been close to two decades since any of us had a geology class, so it takes literally hours for us to pour over all the information over at TheOilDrum. Realizing most Americans don’t have the time to invest in a study like this, we see a real and pressing need to get information about this Obamaspill Disaster out to them in a manageable form.
We have yet to see an illustration explain exactly what is going on, and why this Obamaspill Disaster is much bigger than the Media is letting on. Hence our awkward and amateur attempt above.
Can anyone do better? Please email it to us at HillBuzz@gmail.com if you can and we’ll run it, and try to get it in front of as many eyes as possible.
Also, please correct our understanding of what’s happening if we’re wrong in this, but here’s how things stand as we see them currently:
(1) The problem is not necessarily the hole that the Obama administration approved in the Gulf floor (for which the Obama Administration waived safety permits and other protocols because of BP’s sizable donations to the Obama campaign), but the oil that is now flowing into various layers of rock above where the oil has been trapped for millennia.
(2) Pursuant to the above, BP’s straw is sucking oil up from its contained space, and the oil’s pressure has cracked through the straw at points above the oil’s previous entombment, with the oil now able to penetrate the surface in places far removed from the hole Obama allowed BP to drill.
(3) Now that the oil has access to a new field of movement, hydrodynamics is coming into play with the immense pressure of the ocean and the oil reserves, and the oil is finding multiple points of entry into the saltwater (which could be infinite, considering the loose rock layers the oil is now exposed to).
(4) If the above are all true, then the oil is not going to stop flowing until it’s either gone, or holes can be drilled that suck the oil out of the current “straw” at a point below where the current breeches are occurring. Theoretically, this would then stop the oil from flowing into the layers of loose rock above the layers of rock that contain the oil, since the oil would then no longer be exposed to those breeches, as the relief holes would suck it up before it got there and had the chance to leak out.
We just don’t see how it’s even possible to stop that oil from leaking out, but now is as good a time as any for all of that Hopeychangey unicorn magic to be used to solve one of the problems that we were repeatedly told in 2008 that only an untested community organizer and professional opportunist could solve.
While we wait for this “president” to finish playing golf and hosting Paul McCartney and Beyonce at the White House for cocktail parties, we’ll all have to keep researching what’s going on in the Gulf and finding new ways to make this information accessible to the public at large.
Remember: regular people do not read political websites. Normal people will not spend hours of their lives trying to wade through the jargon and technical materials at sites like OilDrum…which, oddly enough, are meant to be more accessible and understandable than the academic and industry sites studying oil.
It’s a regular person trying to read Daily Variety and understand what’s going on in Hollywood, which would be hopeless…so OilDrum is like Entertainment Weekly, only THAT’S still too hard to grasp…so we need an Obamaspill People magazine take on things.
Quick. Simple. With lots of illustrations.
Chime in with anything you can contribute to this effort…and any ideas you have on how to get this information into the hands and heads of regular Joes and Janes out there, many of whom need to take responsibility for the hopeychangey voting they did in 2008, and where that’s all landed the country now.
A little more on Hillary 2012 delusions
Last night, we went to Sidetracks for Showtunes sing-a-long night, even though none of us can or even attempt to sing. It used to be about going there to watch other people sing, particularly the old-time regulars, as the giant TVs played eclectic clips from a host of movies and Broadway shows, leaning heavily on the side of long-dead divas and over-the-top production numbers. Now, with most of those regulars disappeared in the Obama economy, the new game to play is figuring out what excuse is being used that particular night for the sparse turnout at not just Sidetracks, but every bar in Boystown.
“They’re all saving up for Pride this weekend”, was the dominant guess last night. Apparently, guys intend to blow an unprecedented fortune during Pride, because they’ve either been saving up for it for the last three weeks, or they were out of town at Milwaukee’s Pride last week, or still recuperating from Gay Days at Disney the week before that.
In a community where “Mommie Dearest” gets the loudest cheers whenever its clips hit the screen, anything’s normally forgiven as long as it tries hard, and remains sassy and determined the duration of its time in the spotlight…and, in general, reality’s disregarded and never mentioned again if it upsets the narrative gays want to tell. Faye Dunaway is, thus, FABULOUS as Joan Crawford in a film that wasn’t “career-ending”, but camptastically-charming-and-riveting.
What the rest of the world might consider garbage is celebrated here, and what unpleasant conversations need to be had are quite often avoided.
In all the years we’ve lived in Chicago, we’ve never seen people “saving up” and avoiding the bars on Halsted like they have been this last year. These people didn’t suddenly find religion, either, or give up their drinking because their doctors told them to. The reason the bars are so empty is because these guys no longer have the money to go out — and the reason all of you out there should care is because gay men in a big city like chicago are peacocks in the economic coal mine: if their disposable income’s been disposed of in the Obama economy, then Heaven help us all, because we’re in uncharted territory.
With such fewer numbers of people in the bar, it was easier for us to spot people we knew, some of whom we haven’t talked to in a while. Last night, Panda gravitated towards other conspiracy buffs, on his latest tear about a serial killer hunting the fashion world (since he believes the recent deaths of male supermodels Tom Nicon and Ambrose Olsen weren’t suicides, but MURDER). He’ll freely admit his favorite movie in the world is Zoolander, and that he’s long-dreamed of reuniting with Stephanie Powers to launch a revamp of Hart to Hart, with him, a dog, and Stephanie traveling the world proving things like male supermodels were murdered and didn’t kill themselves (where “reuniting” means seeing that woman again in person, after having run into her at a grocery store in California in the mid-90s…when he insisted she was Racquel Welch until she produced her driver’s license to prove otherwise).
One of these conspiracy-prone friends is Wess, whom we adore, but who is a little more crazy than Panda when it comes to this stuff, which is a damn shame because Wess is adorable in a Ryan Phillippe, curly-haired, know-what-you-did-last-summer-up-t0-54 sort of way. He was a good friend during the Hillary 2008 campaign, and ran his own Team Hillary operations parallel (and at times tandem) to our own, but he never recovered emotionally from what the DNC did to Hillary…and starts up about the Denver Convention, Hillary’s delegates, and a rehash of everything the Obama campaign did illegally in 2008 on the Democrat side of the race.
We love Wess to death, but we’ve all stopped having lunch with him, have stopped returning his calls and emails, and have stopped hanging out with him because all he ever wants to talk about is how the Obama campaign stole the nomination from Hillary Clinton and how she should be president today.
We agree with him in this respect, but we just can’t sit around muttering delegate counts and talking about the Denver Convention like we’re Rain Men. If you can visualize Dustin Hoffman going on and on about K-mart underwear and Judge Wapner, you can picture what it’s like to sip a mug of frozen Acai berry something or another listening to Wess repeat the same 2008 grievances for the umpteenth time. It’s a damn shame, too, because we genuinely like Wess. Some people we met during the 2008 campaign are just campaign acquaintances, and we know that’s all they will ever be in our lives, but the vast majority of them are people we consider friends, and would love to have lifelong relationships with, and Wess is definitely one of those people.
But, we refuse to indulge his mutterings and ramblings anymore.
We’ve documented, written about, filmed segments for documentaries on, and have done more than our part regarding everything the DNC did to usurp Hillary Clinton in 2008 and install Dr. Utopia as president. There are some of you out there who’d love nothing more than for us to use this site to repeat all of this on a daily basis, but we’re just not trapped in 2008 the way Wess is. As emotionally devastating as the end result of that campaign remains, life is too short, and there is too much to do before 2012, to run through Denver Convention delegate counts in a bar on a random Monday in June.
Panda’s supermodel serial killer investigation is nuts, but it’s at least topical. If you can’t be sane, strive for relevant.
Which is what, at least, another faction of Hillary supporters out there achieve, though we think they are crazy, too — the guys who insist Hillary is plotting a 2012 challenge to Obama, or will replace Joe Biden as Vice President, or some other nonsense.
At Sidetracks, while we left Panda with Wess to indulge and encourage each other’s flavor of madness, the rest of us tried to have a nonpolitical night and just enjoy the showtunes and people-watching, but got interrupted by another person we know from the campaign days. This happens a lot when we’re together anywhere we go, as it’s easier for people to identify us, since we were together nonstop during the primaries and general election. So, it’s like MacKenzie Phillips, Valerie Bertinelli, and Bonnie Franklin being forced to sing “This is it” wherever they go as a group, because people associate the three of them, together, with “One Day at a Time”, when separately they could probably always avoid getting sucked into this since most people would never know who they are when they by themselves.
It’s weird, even to us sometimes, but our lives are really not 24/7 politics. We keep up with the news and what’s going on in Washington more than the average person, obviously, and we all write and discuss politics more than anyone else we know, but we don’t engage random people out for a night in political debate or speculation. There’s a time and a place for everything, and that place for us is this site, or specific appearances we make on the radio or at events where we know a political discussion is wanted from us. Because we will always be Hillary guys, though, whenever we are out in Boystown there are people who expect us to not only know everything the Secretary of State is doing, but remain able to channel her voice and predictive future whenever they demand it. Of course, the favorite topic is 2012, and all the Wess-grade conspiracies that involves.
Last night, a very nice man who is a Hillary die-hard, just exasperated us with this stuff.
He insists Hillary will challenge Obama the way Ted Kennedy took on Jimmy Carter, and that it will be an all-out open Civil War in the Democrat Party, with Hillary winning that match-up and then going on to claim the presidency. This is the stuff of fairytales and fantasy, as much as we love this image of Hillary as a warrior queen in a rainbow of pantsuits, giving Obama everything he deserves in the form of mopping the national floor with him. We love the make-believe visuals of this, as much as we love all the Broadway make-believe of showtunes night at Sidetracks, but none of this is real, and none of this will happen.
And this is where we have the unfortunate obligation to be killjoys to people who look at us like we’re telling them there is no Santa Claus. We absolutely hate this, but we just can’t encourage anyone’s delusions when they suck us into this fantasyland.
As much as we would LOVE to see Hillary Clinton take the Democrat Party back from Obama and banish the Liberals forever, it’s just not going to happen. The Democrat Party as we knew it pre-2008 does not exist anymore, and the dust has not yet settled on whatever it has now become. But, the party we knew for all those years, growing up in the Clinton 90s, is no more, and there’s just no will on the Democrat side for a Clinton Restoration back to those centrist days. The Left has won a decades-long war for the soul of the party, and there’s just no way Hillary Clinton or her loyalists are going to take this party back to the center. It’s just not going to happen. If anything, there’s an opportunity for Obama to be usurped and cast aside by someone even CRAZIER than he is, someone even more to the Left, because the Leftists out there don’t think he’s going far enough…but a centrist like Hillary is just not going to be able to muster enough of the Democrat base to do what she’d want to do.
There’s just no going back for Democrats after 2008 and the Obama installation, even if Democrats WANTED to go back. This is now a Leftist, radical party, with a Leftist, radical standard-bearer. It is illogical to believe that in the next two years Hillary Clinton could change that, or could win a national election as a Democrat if she succeeded.
This is something that many of you out there don’t especially want to hear, but we don’t see how it’s possible for Democrats to undo the damage Obama has done to the party, through not only his incompetence as president (which validates all the job-performance concerns Americans have carried about Democrats since Carter) but his abdication of all responsibility to keep the Left in check. He was the radical Left’s candidate, and he’s now their president, and it’s as much a disaster for Democrats as a President Pat Robertson would have been for the Republicans. We keep telling you the Media has no idea what long-term damage the Left has done to the party via the Obama presidency, and it’s because the Media is so in the tank for the Left that it can’t think or report clearly.
But, from our place in the political middle, we see what’s happened and know that a vast swath of the country has woken up to the fact that Democrats, as they exist now, cannot be trusted in government. We’ve still not come to accept this, yet, ourselves, but many people we talk to say this is how it always has been, but the Clinton era just put a better face on Democrats, and allowed more people to trust them and overlook the crazy things they did, because it was all done behind a moderate mask, with moderate verbiage and the Left kept on a short lease.
This is exactly what a Hillary presidency would have been like, with the Clintons maintaining that control over the Left, while always paying close attention to the fact that they could never allow the party’s mask to slip and true nature be revealed.
Well, Democrats have sure exposed themselves for who they really are…and we believe it’s going to take decades for Americans at large to trust anyone with a (D) after their names again.
Honestly, none of us will ever vote for a Democrat again, aside from Hillary Clinton herself, should she ever run for office in the future. And, honestly, if she’s up against someone in a race who we think would do a better job than her, and would be better for this country, then we’d have to consider the most heartbreaking Sophie’s Choice of all and do what’s right in that instance. A great deal has changed in all of us since the Left took control of the Democrat Party in 2008, and drove us all into the Independents fold.
We keep pointing out that if dyed-in-the-wool partisans like us from back in the day feel this way, and are so disgusted with the Democrat Party, then just imagine how people who considered themselves Independent to begin with must feel. How on Earth do Democrats think they’re going to win national elections going forward, when more people than ever in history consider the Democrat Party to be too liberal? That’s what runs through our minds whenever we read anything in the Media talking about how Obama’s guaranteed a second term, and how there’s no way he’ll be defeated.
Well, Republicans indeed are the Party of Stupid most of the time, and the urge in many of them to nominate Mitt Romney or Tim Pawlenty in 2012 sure seems like they’ll do everything they can to give Obama that second term, but we just don’t see how Americans at large indulge the Media on this one.
Maybe the Media’s counting on the race card working its magic again, like it did in 2008, with people too afraid of being called RAAACISTS to vote against the socialist black man. Well, after four long years of calling themselves unemployed, and perhaps destitute, we don’t think all that many are going to be concerned with whether or not Chrissy Matthews and Keithy Olbermann call them RAAACISTS. They are going to vote out the lunatics in office, and send Democrats packing left and right, and we intend to help purge our government of as many people with (D)s after their names as we can.
We feel a real anger out there, that’s growing, and it’s an anger against Democrats.
NOT, as the Media claims, an anger against incumbents.
No…people are angry at Democrats, for lying to them, for revealing themselves to be the anti-American, anti-capitalism, economy-killing socialists that they may have always been, but we just never looked deeply enough into the party to realize that. Obama broke the spell that’s allowed Democrats to hold national office all these years, and so it’s going to be interesting to see the Media react to this, as they are so enthralled with this man that they have no idea how much he’s ruined the game for all of them.
When guys we run into at Sidetracks want to talk about a Hillary 2012 scenario, they get upset when we tell them the honest truth: there is just no way she could win a general election in 2012, because we do not believe Americans will trust Democrats with national office at that time. That’s putting aside the whole fantasy of her challenging Obama in the first place, since the majority of Democrats don’t want to see Obama challenged by anyone who is not more Leftist than he is. So, if we indulge Wess and his ilk, and we scry into Imaginationland for a scenario where Hillary is running for president again in 2012, we can’t help but imagine her meeting unenthusiastic, depressed crowds on the campaign trail — if not having to endure screeches, shouts, and jeers from people so angry about what’s happened since 2008 that they’ll take that rage out on her (when she has absolutely no responsibility for any of this).
MAYBE Hillary Clinton can use the 2012-2016 period to rebuild the Democrat Party, take it back to the Center, and somehow convince Americans they can trust Democrats again. That’s a very big, all-caps, MAYBE…and that period of time is a political lifetime from now, dependent on far too many variables for us to consider now. But, when pressed, we’d have to say that we just don’t think it’s possible for Americans to convince themselves they can trust Democrats again in that short amount of time.
We’ve yet to see anyone out there in the national Media address this, but Obama was a real game-changer for the Democrat Party, but not in the way he was intended. When he was elected, the Media crowed that Obama had ushered in a Golden Age of perpetual majorities for the Left and that he’d all but driven the GOP to extinction.
The Media is comprised of idiots, because this is a center-right nation that Obama has now pushed more right than center. Consider us here at HillBuzz to be Exhibit A on that. As we keep saying, if Democrat loyalists like US were pushed right and now back the Republican Party more often than not because of the antics, agenda, and behavior of the current administration, then the Democrat Party is in deep, deep trouble…if not a dead party walking without knowing it.
Honestly, we really have no impulse, desire, will, or sense of obligation to save the Democrats. That die was cast in 2008 at the Rules & Bylaws Committee Meeting in Washington, DC on May 31st of that year. That is the day when the Democrat Party lost all relevance to us, when our loyalty ended to it permanently. We didn’t realize, at the time, what a seminal event that was, but in retrospect that, in our opinion, is the day the DNC shot itself in the head. Everything since then has just been a painful bleed-out. We have no idea when the Media will realize this, but we can’t be the only former Democrat loyalists who feel this way, and who want absolutely nothing to do with the party ever again.
Hillary Clinton coming back onto the political scene won’t change any of this.
A lot of people out there seem to assume it would, because those who remain loyal to Hillary personally are expected to just forget the Obama Golden Age of Hope and Change and come running back to the party as if none of the last few years has happened — and those people are just nuts.
It would be incredibly awkward for us to have to assist a future campaign like that, because we’d have to work to help Democrats win office, and that would be anathema to us since we now believe Democrats are just plain bad for the country. So, to help Hillary Clinton win the presidency, we’d have to help a political party that we believe is actively engaged in activities to undermine and destroy the nation we love.
We just don’t see how we’d be able to do that.
Country first, all others second, Democrats last.
If ever.
When we really think about all of this, it’s a profound tragedy of Greek proportions, really. Those of you who didn’t grow up Democrats might not be able to appreciate this, but it’s very much like a horror novel where someone discovers his family is serial killers or cannibals. On one hand, these people are your family members, and you grew up loving them. On the other hand, they are serial killers and cannibals. Do you support the crazy, evil, dangerous things you now realize they do, because of your previous loyalty to these people, or do you follow your heart and head and get as far away from these monsters as possible?
Then, consider what would happen if your favorite aunt, a blond woman in a pantsuit whom you trust and would do anything for, comes back from living overseas and does not appear to be a serial killer or cannibal as far as you can see (and you’ve seen her up close, know her friends, and believe 100% in her). She tells you everything is okay, and that you should just overlook the serial killer and cannibal nature of the rest of your estranged relations. Do you do it? CAN you do it?
Even with Aunt Hillary in charge, running the show, doing damage control, we just can’t ever trust the Democrats again.
Though we’ve never seen a poll on this, and have never read a study tackling it, we’d bet anything the bulk of Independents out there feel the same way. It’s not just Obama that’s the problem…it’s Carter too, in the sense that many voters have not forgotten the damage HE did to the country either. The Clintons, by not being insane and actively trying to destroy the country, did Democrats an invaluable service as they blunted the public’s post-Carter distaste for those (D)s at the end of someone’s name.
Well, Obama’s brought Carter memories back with a vengeance, and has doubled-down on them. We can’t help thinking everything bad Carter forced people to think about Democrats has now been confirmed, with Obama’s radical Leftist elements added to the mix, and the end result will be a future where Independents as a rule do not trust Democrats with their vote.
How Democrats think they can win national elections as a Leftist party is just beyond us. You can get into the conspiracy theories all you want about Democrats doing this because they are about to take over the Internets, eradicate all resistance, suspend elections and declare martial law, but we won’t go there because none of that craziness is going to happen.
People are getting so mad that if Democrats really do try to do any of those things, we believe Americans will march on Washington with pitchforks, and frankly, we’ll be there amongst them, lighting torches too.
The public is getting madder and madder by the day at this political party, and whether they realize it yet or not, Obama was the worst mistake the DNC could have ever made because through him they themselves were exposed for the serial killers and cannibals they really are. There is just no amount of damage control that can wipe away that image of these Leftist radicals in time to save themselves this Novemeber, in 2012, or even in 2016, 2020, or 2024 potentially.
Who knows what the future holds, but we just don’t have imaginations inventive enough to realistically consider a near future where the next several presidents aren’t Republicans.
Tuesday Open Thread: June 22nd, 2010
What’s on your minds this Tuesday?
What are people talking about in your part of the country?
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This has to be one of our favorite commercials of all time.
We’ve watched this at least 50 times already. Joaquin found it while searching for sunglasses that have video cameras in them, because we want to get a pair of glasses like that so we can record video here in Boystown of the gangs that have been roaming around at night (hopefully finding regular eyeglass frames like this, so that we don’t wear our sunglasses at night in a weird and dangerous Corey Hart tribute). These Motorola glasses have a phone in them, not a video camera, but we bet we could McGyver one if need be.
The commercial has nothing at all to do with any of this, but it’s hilarious nonetheless and we thought you’d get a much needed giggle from it.
Monday Open Thread: June 21st, 2010
What’s on your minds today?
What are people talking about in your part of the country?
Sunday Open Thread: June 20th, 2010
What’s on your minds this Sunday?
What are people in your part of the country talking about?
What do you think should be the most important stories to cover next week?
Which cucumber-and-mayonnaise soggy sandwich is on the menu today? Why, it's Mitch Daniels!
Seriously.
The Media keeps pushing cucumber-and-mayonnaise soggy sandwich Republicans to be the GOP’s 2012 nominee — all men whom they believe Obama can beat to secure his second term.
There’s a list of these guys who keep getting McCain-level favorable press from the Media, in a bid to delude the more gullible Republicans out there that, “hey, lookit, the Media loves this guys, and they hate Sarah Palin, so we should nominate someone who gets a lot of Media love because there’s no way the Media would turn against these guys in a general election. Just forget about what happened to longtime Media darling John McCain”.
Mitch Daniels might be a nice guy. He might be a decent governor of Indiana.
But when the Media claims his demure demeanor, low-key public appearance, and non-aggressive managerial style are going to be appealing in the 2012 presidential race, then you have to seriously wonder exactly what the authors of these articles are smoking…and what they are up to while smoking it.
Fact: the Media wants the GOP to lose in 2012
Fact: the Media tries to select the GOP’s candidates for them, so that they can pick someone to lose against Obama
Fact: men the Media want the GOP to pick in 2012 are men who will lose to Obama
Fact: if the Media likes a Republican, there is something seriously wrong with him
Do you see through these transparent attempts to shove cucumber-and-mayonnaise soggy sandwiches down the GOP’s throat as clearly as we do?
Saturday Open Thread: June 19th, 2010
What’s on your minds this Saturday?
What are people talking about in your part of the country?
QUESTION: How low will "president" Obama's approval ratings be by Labor Day?
We’re actually stunned that Rasmussen currently shows our illustrious historic and unprecedented “president” Obama’s approval ratings at 41% now.
Of course, this is all Bush’s fault. But, how long did it take for Bush’s own approval ratings to get down to 41%?
We’re now in the unbelievable realm of possibility where Obama really could be at 39% approval or below by Labor Day, which is STUNNING to us. We didn’t believe this would happen until sometime in 2011…but his incompetent and bizarre handling of the Obamaspill Gulf Disaster has shown Americans just how amateur and foolish he is, proving “hopeychange” and his own particular, patented brand of magic are not proper strategy for handling what the President of the United States is actually supposed to be doing all day in the Oval Office (instead of dreaming about Justin Beiber and planning the next Beyonce or Paul McCartney concert in the White House).
How low do you think Obama will go before Labor Day?
And we’re not talking about a nude limbo contest with Reggie Love and Kal Penn (though, who out there would be surprised if that, too, wasn’t being at least penciled in either before or after the next Beyonce concert?).
Have any of you ever seen the movie The Rocketeer?
Sometimes, things occur to us randomly, but they aren’t fleshed out enough to warrant a full essay unto themselves, but today a few odd bits came together and made us wonder if maybe, just maybe, the mob in New York might spare this country the outrage of seeing a mosque rise near Ground Zero.
In The Rocketeer (an thoroughly underrated Disney movie when Billy Campbell was at his absolute most adorable), there’s a scene where mobsters and Hoover’s G-men join forces and both start firing upon a Nazi zeppelin high over the observatory in Los Angeles.
There was also an article recently in either TIME or Newsweek discussing a book about New York City during WWII, and how the mob kept the docks safe from Nazi saboteurs so the US Navy could use the city as a supply and troop deployment harbor and not worry about any attacks on the war effort.
Mobsters are mobsters, and living in Chicago we all know that well, but they are also very pro-American and love this country just like everyone else. They hate the government, and ignore the law, for fun and profit, but they bleed red, white, and blue.
New York and New Jersey are more mobbed up than Chicago, if that’s at all possible.
Has it struck any of you before that maybe, just maybe, this mega-mosque that Muslims insist on building so near to Ground Zero might not ever actually get built because the construction site for it will keep having all sorts of accidents, problems with the cement, unexplained disappearance of equipment, safety violations, etc?
Here in Chicago, only a very few companies are allowed to do certain things on building sites because of union rules. Muslims might want to build that mega-mosque as an affront to all who died on 9/11, and the idiot bureaucracy in New York and White House might let them get away with their planning, but we find it very hard to imagine the mob allowing that mosque to actually be built. All sorts of things delay construction projects to the point of abandonment all of the time.
If ever there was a time for crime families to get creative and do a solid for the nation they love, it’s starting the moment work begins on that mega-mosque.
Here’s hoping.
QUESTION: Do you know of anyone personally who is such an Obama cultist that if they ever turned on him, you'd know his jig is up?
We’d like you to think long and hard about this, and not identify the person by name here, but let us know if you have anyone in your life who is a die-hard Obama cultist…the kind of person who loves Dr. Utopia so much and buys all of his speechifying garbage that whenever his name is mentioned, their eyes go glassy, they look to the sky, and immediately start muttering “hopeychange!”.
We actually have a few of these guys in our lives here in Boystown, one of whom is considered a community leader and regularly speaks about Dr. Utopia in public like he’s at a revival meeting in the South praising the big J.C. — only, Jesus was born human, of course, and “The Lightbringer” was sent here from the stars, or possibly direct from Heaven itself.
Robby’s sister, Ann-Louise, in New York is a former Obama cultist, but she’s now going around the Big Apple telling just about anyone that she “was tricked” by him. The Obamaspill Disaster in the Gulf is what did it for her, oddly enough, because Ann-Louise is concerned Palm Beach is going to be impacted, and she “likes it there”. For the longest time, we wondered if anything would ever get through to this girl, but she really and truly does love the ocean, so when she looked at a map of the Obamaspill, and saw Florida not all that far away, and thought about Palm Beach being on the water, well, it struck her that “this was bad”…and she took the further step to ask one of her ex-boyfriends, a former United States Marine, why “that ship sunk or thing exploded or whatever”. Once it was explained to her that the Obama White House waived safety procedures and ignored Bush-era protocols and allowed BP to cut corners in the Gulf, after BP gave Obama a great deal of money, that’s when Ann-Louise started saying Obama “tricked her”.
“You were right again, but I don’t care, because at least we had a black president so now we can say that,” Ann-Louise told her brother on the phone yesterday, after calling him to talk about the audition she had for Scream 4 (which she won’t be in, so don’t get excited…the only movies she’s ever in are Albanian, and all of twelve people ever see them). ”It doesn’t matter that he’s fucking everything up but he better not let that oil get to Florida, because I don’t really care about Alabama or Mississippi or those people, but I don’t want to stop going to Palm Beach because I’ve almost got that doctor to marry me and then I can live there if I want”.
Don’t even try to follow the logic there, but just be happy SOMETHING caused Ann-Louise to snap out of her Kool-Aid induced culthood.
Do you have any people in your life like Ann-Louise or the guys we know in Boystown who avoid facing the reality that the Obama “presidency” is a complete and utter failure on all levels — and these people are still in love with Dr. Utopia?
Are any long-time cultists snapping out already?
We’d love to hear about these people…and would love for you to keep an eye on them and check in with us every now and again to let us know what they think of Dr. Utopia as the Obamaspill Disaster gets worse, and other disasters no doubt befall the nation with this incompetent buffoon at the helm.
“It’s racist to call him a buffoon, just because he is black,” Ann-Louise has actually said before. ”Because that’s like calling him a chimp or a monkey, and you should know better because they have buffoons at that zoo you took me to in Chicago, and they are gross because they have those big red butts”.
She also, for the record, thought “guerrilla marketing”, which her brother Robby does here in Chicago, was racist because Robby’s “white, and him dressing up like a guerilla in that suit or whatever is making fun of black people when you should find another way to market to them besides that”.
Maybe she’ll end up in Scream 4 after all…just as long as there’s a script supervisor around with a thesaurus, and patience enough to explain how not at all like a dinosaur that is.
