Archive for June 18th, 2010
QUESTION: How low will "president" Obama's approval ratings be by Labor Day?
We’re actually stunned that Rasmussen currently shows our illustrious historic and unprecedented “president” Obama’s approval ratings at 41% now.
Of course, this is all Bush’s fault. But, how long did it take for Bush’s own approval ratings to get down to 41%?
We’re now in the unbelievable realm of possibility where Obama really could be at 39% approval or below by Labor Day, which is STUNNING to us. We didn’t believe this would happen until sometime in 2011…but his incompetent and bizarre handling of the Obamaspill Gulf Disaster has shown Americans just how amateur and foolish he is, proving “hopeychange” and his own particular, patented brand of magic are not proper strategy for handling what the President of the United States is actually supposed to be doing all day in the Oval Office (instead of dreaming about Justin Beiber and planning the next Beyonce or Paul McCartney concert in the White House).
How low do you think Obama will go before Labor Day?
And we’re not talking about a nude limbo contest with Reggie Love and Kal Penn (though, who out there would be surprised if that, too, wasn’t being at least penciled in either before or after the next Beyonce concert?).
Have any of you ever seen the movie The Rocketeer?
Sometimes, things occur to us randomly, but they aren’t fleshed out enough to warrant a full essay unto themselves, but today a few odd bits came together and made us wonder if maybe, just maybe, the mob in New York might spare this country the outrage of seeing a mosque rise near Ground Zero.
In The Rocketeer (an thoroughly underrated Disney movie when Billy Campbell was at his absolute most adorable), there’s a scene where mobsters and Hoover’s G-men join forces and both start firing upon a Nazi zeppelin high over the observatory in Los Angeles.
There was also an article recently in either TIME or Newsweek discussing a book about New York City during WWII, and how the mob kept the docks safe from Nazi saboteurs so the US Navy could use the city as a supply and troop deployment harbor and not worry about any attacks on the war effort.
Mobsters are mobsters, and living in Chicago we all know that well, but they are also very pro-American and love this country just like everyone else. They hate the government, and ignore the law, for fun and profit, but they bleed red, white, and blue.
New York and New Jersey are more mobbed up than Chicago, if that’s at all possible.
Has it struck any of you before that maybe, just maybe, this mega-mosque that Muslims insist on building so near to Ground Zero might not ever actually get built because the construction site for it will keep having all sorts of accidents, problems with the cement, unexplained disappearance of equipment, safety violations, etc?
Here in Chicago, only a very few companies are allowed to do certain things on building sites because of union rules. Muslims might want to build that mega-mosque as an affront to all who died on 9/11, and the idiot bureaucracy in New York and White House might let them get away with their planning, but we find it very hard to imagine the mob allowing that mosque to actually be built. All sorts of things delay construction projects to the point of abandonment all of the time.
If ever there was a time for crime families to get creative and do a solid for the nation they love, it’s starting the moment work begins on that mega-mosque.
Here’s hoping.
QUESTION: Do you know of anyone personally who is such an Obama cultist that if they ever turned on him, you'd know his jig is up?
We’d like you to think long and hard about this, and not identify the person by name here, but let us know if you have anyone in your life who is a die-hard Obama cultist…the kind of person who loves Dr. Utopia so much and buys all of his speechifying garbage that whenever his name is mentioned, their eyes go glassy, they look to the sky, and immediately start muttering “hopeychange!”.
We actually have a few of these guys in our lives here in Boystown, one of whom is considered a community leader and regularly speaks about Dr. Utopia in public like he’s at a revival meeting in the South praising the big J.C. — only, Jesus was born human, of course, and “The Lightbringer” was sent here from the stars, or possibly direct from Heaven itself.
Robby’s sister, Ann-Louise, in New York is a former Obama cultist, but she’s now going around the Big Apple telling just about anyone that she “was tricked” by him. The Obamaspill Disaster in the Gulf is what did it for her, oddly enough, because Ann-Louise is concerned Palm Beach is going to be impacted, and she “likes it there”. For the longest time, we wondered if anything would ever get through to this girl, but she really and truly does love the ocean, so when she looked at a map of the Obamaspill, and saw Florida not all that far away, and thought about Palm Beach being on the water, well, it struck her that “this was bad”…and she took the further step to ask one of her ex-boyfriends, a former United States Marine, why “that ship sunk or thing exploded or whatever”. Once it was explained to her that the Obama White House waived safety procedures and ignored Bush-era protocols and allowed BP to cut corners in the Gulf, after BP gave Obama a great deal of money, that’s when Ann-Louise started saying Obama “tricked her”.
“You were right again, but I don’t care, because at least we had a black president so now we can say that,” Ann-Louise told her brother on the phone yesterday, after calling him to talk about the audition she had for Scream 4 (which she won’t be in, so don’t get excited…the only movies she’s ever in are Albanian, and all of twelve people ever see them). ”It doesn’t matter that he’s fucking everything up but he better not let that oil get to Florida, because I don’t really care about Alabama or Mississippi or those people, but I don’t want to stop going to Palm Beach because I’ve almost got that doctor to marry me and then I can live there if I want”.
Don’t even try to follow the logic there, but just be happy SOMETHING caused Ann-Louise to snap out of her Kool-Aid induced culthood.
Do you have any people in your life like Ann-Louise or the guys we know in Boystown who avoid facing the reality that the Obama “presidency” is a complete and utter failure on all levels — and these people are still in love with Dr. Utopia?
Are any long-time cultists snapping out already?
We’d love to hear about these people…and would love for you to keep an eye on them and check in with us every now and again to let us know what they think of Dr. Utopia as the Obamaspill Disaster gets worse, and other disasters no doubt befall the nation with this incompetent buffoon at the helm.
“It’s racist to call him a buffoon, just because he is black,” Ann-Louise has actually said before. ”Because that’s like calling him a chimp or a monkey, and you should know better because they have buffoons at that zoo you took me to in Chicago, and they are gross because they have those big red butts”.
She also, for the record, thought “guerrilla marketing”, which her brother Robby does here in Chicago, was racist because Robby’s “white, and him dressing up like a guerilla in that suit or whatever is making fun of black people when you should find another way to market to them besides that”.
Maybe she’ll end up in Scream 4 after all…just as long as there’s a script supervisor around with a thesaurus, and patience enough to explain how not at all like a dinosaur that is.
IDEA: How to solve the Obamaspill Gulf Disaster — have his cultists head to the Gulf and chant "Hope! Change!" at it in candlelit vigils beneath styrofoam pillars
Here’s another commercial we’d love to see the RNC or Tea Party people run. Please feel to take any of these ideas we ever have and run with them, as we don’t have the capability to do this stuff ourselves, and wish we had access to the equipment, funding, and resources to pull this off. As we think of things, we put it out there, and it’s our intent for those of you out there reading with connections to just run with this.
We’d love to see a commercial made, for both YouTube and TV runs, where the thousands of bleary-eyed, zombified Obama cultists chanting “Hope! Change! O-ba-ma!” are superimposed over images of the Gulf shoreline and Obamaspill Disaster.
They are holding their candles.
They are delivering homage unto their Lightbringer.
The styrofoam columns and faux-Olympian set from Obama’s Denver Convention acceptance speech have returned, and are planted in the waters of the Gulf like a petroleum-slicked Atlantis.
On the shore, toes tickled by rainbow swirling water, the cultists chant:
HOPE!
CHANGE!
O-BA-MA! O-BA-MA! O-BA-MA!
We think the American public needs to be reminded of the insanity of 2008 that got us to where we are today.
Someone needs to establish that intellectual and psychological link between the personality cult of Obama the Media fueled in the campaign, and the man in the Oval Office who was elected because so many were conned into believing his lack of experience or record didn’t matter, because his personal charm and individual magic were enough to overcome anything that he faced in the world’s most important and difficult job.
All those hours they spent chanting to get him elected, all huddled together, like the fools that they are…needs to be remembered by the public at large and exposed for the buffoonery it was.
Can their chants solve this disaster in the Gulf?
Can their hope and change save the day?
Let’s ask the public to think about this…and for the cultists themselves to question what exactly “Hope” and “Change” mean for situations like the one we are faced with now.
We were promised a Lightbringer sent from the stars who would come to the Earth to solve all of our problems. The Nobel Prize Committee affirmed this lunacy by awarding Obama what was supposed to be the planet’s highest honor…and they based their decision on the mere fact he said “Hope” and “Change” a lot and they thought this was a marvelous plan, deserving of an award that was not granted to some of the greatest human beings who have ever lived.
So, Obama’s received so many accolades, and has been crowned by laurels extensively.
He became, to his cult, a demigod.
Now is the time for him and his followers to produce the magic we were promised.
Someone needs to get on television, YouTube, and other visual media and start putting these visuals out there.
We sure would, if we could, but at least we can provide the idea.
Here they go again: what's on the cucumber-and-mayonnaise soggy sandwich menu today? Why, it's Jon Huntsman!
Check this out, because here the Media goes again…trying to push a boring, cucumber-and-mayonnaise, soggy sandwich, Washington Generals Republican to go up against their “Lightbringing” Globetrotter Obama in 2012.
Today it’s Jon Huntsman.
The Media, we honestly believe at this point, has a wheel it spins. On whichever pasty, male, soggy face it lands, some hack then writes a glowing tribute to that particular Republican…to push him to be the GOP’s nominee in 2012. Simultaneously, this stuff is timed with hit pieces on Governor Sarah Palin, calling her polarizing, making up new lies about her, belittling her appearance, or otherwise maligning her.
Beat Palin down, convince fools in the GOP she’s “polarizing and unelectable”, then proffer someone like Huntsman as a Palin alternative…just like the Media did for years with John McCain, so fools higher up in the GOP can say, “See, lookit, we need to run this guy because the press LOVES him. Why, golly, what could go wrong with that, since he gets such great Media coverage. White House, here we come!”.
These people are damn skippy.
We don’t know any other way to put that, because you have also done lost your damn minds if you can’t see through this garbage by now.
The Media wants to run one of the following against Obama in 2012:
(1) Mitt Romney
(2) Tim Pawlenty
(3) John Thune
(4) Jon Huntsman
(5) Mike Huckabee
(6) Newt Gingrich
(7) Bobby Jindal
All of whom would be such a disaster, it would make Bob Dole’s 1996 embarrassment of a hopeless run look like a smart career move in comparison.
We told you about an interesting breakfast we had with a reporter recently, while he was doing a story for CBS about Palin supporters, during which he talked fondly about Mitt Romney and we told him how much we see the Media (that he is part of ) pushing Romney because they don’t want Palin to run in 2012. The reporter didn’t really grasp where we were coming from, because he kept insisting that Democrats on the ground aren’t afraid of the Governor and make fun of her so much. This is indeed true, and if you went to any bar in Chicago and asked the drunks there what they thought, especially here in Boystown, they would say something to the effect that Obama is guaranteed a second term, that the Governor has no chance, and that they’d love to see Obama beat her so easily.
There are reason these guys spend all their time in bars drinking – and it’s because that’s all they are really good for. They hate Governor Palin and make fun of her because Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Anderson Cooper, Tina Fey, and Jon Stewart told them to. Talking to them about politics is like treating Flintstones fans as actual paleontologists.
No, we have never said drunks in gay bars are afraid of Sarah Palin and are trying absolutely everything each day to prevent her from being the 2012 GOP nominee.
HOWEVER, we believe this is what the DNC and Media are doing, together, in collusion, because they know Governor Palin will achieve a 1980 Reagan landslide of a victory over our new Jimmy Carter in Obama. They know it. We know it. The drunks will never see it coming.
HENCE, these consistent pushes for the Seven Dwarves to usurp Palin in 2012, the way the Media endeavored to take the nomination away from Hillary Clinton in 2008.
Past is not predictor, but it’s precedent, and for those of us who lived through this garbage the first time two years ago, we can’t help but do everything we can to warn those of you who weren’t paying attention about what’s happening again.
Governor Jan Brewer is AWESOME. Hey Bobby Jindal, please call her and ask her to teach you how to man up.
Great Merciful Zeus.
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is a new hero for us…she is rockstar AWESOME. Just listen to her in this clip on Greta van Susteren’s show. It includes a wonderful little bit of theater by our champ Hillary Clinton as well (listen to how Clinton talks, and how she parses what she says, talking about what Obama wants and Obama thinks and not what Hillary herself wants or thinks…making news by tipping the hand of what this administration is going to do under Eric Holder’s Justice Department to the state of Arizona…read into the gamesmanship of this as you like, but also notice how great Hillary looked in the interview while she was doing this, because she knew that day she was going to say something that would have the clip replayed over and over and over again…if you have been following this woman as long as we have, you will notice that whenever she plans on sticking it to someone or saying something she wants repeated, she pulls out all the stops and puts time and attention into her appearance, which she doesn’t actually like doing on normal, average days.).
It is absolutely ridiculous for the Left to insist it’s improper to demand identification from people to prove they belong in this country.
It is absurd the Obama Administration refuses to secure our borders and protect the people of Arizona, and instead attacks Governor Brewer for demanding illegal aliens produce their documentation…in a country where American citizens are forced to show their own identification twelve times a day for various reasons.
Governor Brewer needs to be cloned, and her DNA distributed to all Republicans, because we need more Governors like her.
We need current Governors, like Bobby Jindal, to man up and be more like Governor Brewer…and less like Kenneth the Intern from NBC.
We’re aghast at Jindal’s weak and ineffective response to the calamity that’s going to hit Louisiana’s coast line from the Obamaspill Disaster in the Gulf. AGHAST.
Jindal keeps going on TV to whine about the permits he’s filed, and to talk in his soft and demure little voice about how mean the people in Washington are for not allowing him to do what he wants to do to protect the people of Louisiana.
F***ING MAN UP, JINDAL.
F***ING TAKE G-DAMN CHARGE AND DARE THIS WHITE HOUSE TO STOP YOU.
That’s what we want to see happen.
We want this sniveling little tool to grow a pair, and start acting like the females of his party, like Governor Brewer, Governor Palin, and Congresswoman Bachmann.
Jindal’s latest bit of theater is complaining the Coast Guard wouldn’t let him use oil-scooping boats in Louisiana waters.
Here’s what we would do if we were the Governor of a state facing an approaching disaster:
* F*** the federal government. F*** the White House.
* Get on TV three times a day, morning, noon, and night, and tell the people of Louisiana (and the world) just how incompetent this White House is. Tell everyone exactly what needs to be done that day, and tell them all the people in this administration who have tried to stop it from happening. Let the public try to ferret out the reasons WHY the White House wants Louisiana to be deluged in oil…and make sure people have a vested interest in following the hour by hour developments as you show them everything that could be done that day to prevent this disaster from happening. Not only is this a way to mobilize outrage to make things happen, but it will also doom this “president” in the future because a running record will be kept of his administration’s complete and utter failure in this emergency.
* Pursuant to the above, hire a film crew to follow operations 24/7 and record all of this for posterity. The Governor should keep busy non-stop, and have all of this on film…have every conversation on film…record ALL OF IT and show just how ineffective “Hope” and “Change” are at solving a problem.
* Call up every wealthy person in Louisiana and get a pool of cash going to save the state. Have the political fundraisers of both sides of the aisle burn up the lines and visit the rich in person and ask everyone who loves Louisiana to pony up, or move the Hell out once this is done. We can tell you this, if our hometowns and home states were facing destruction, and someone appealed to us to help them survive and fend off disaster, every cent we had would go into that fund. Hell, just TRY to stop us from pitching in everything we’ve got to defend Ohio, Texas, Pennsylvania, or New York. Especially Cleveland. You ever f*** with Cleveland, and you’ll bear witness to an instant mobilization of more spirit than even we ever dreamed was in us. The Governor needs to sound this alarum bell…he needs to raise the clarion call…he needs to send a shockwave of local patriotism and love of state through his people and gather up the financial resources to do whatever it takes to SAVE OUR STATE.
* With the help of that item above, the Governor needs to use every last damn cent he has available to him, including everything he can get on a volunteer or lend-lease basis, to SAVE HIS F***ING STATE. This is no time for Jindal’s trademarked, patented, Kenneth the Intern impression. This is not a cucumber-and-mayonnaise sissyfest party with Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, and Cabbage Patch dolls. This is big-time, He-Man, brass balls, ass-kicking time…and Jindal needs to rise to the occasion and become a master of his own universe. The timid mouse needs to ROAR, right licketysplit QUICK. He needs to find it in him to become a superhuman general and marshal every last resource to SAVE HIS F***KING STATE. That’s what’s required of him. Yes, it’s unfair to ask him to become something he has never been, and to exceed all previous expectations of him, but he needs to do this. Or step out of the way and let someone who can take the helm…even if he needs to invite Governor Sarah Palin herself to step in and do it for him. Man up, or get out of the way and let the ‘Cuda take over and GET IT DONE.
* Governor Jindal needs to embarrass the White House and federal government into doing what needs to be done. The easiest way to do this is for Jindal to decide a course of action and stick with it. If the White House tries to stop him, expose this for the world to see and make the White House take the unprecedented step of using the United States Military or some other federal arm to arrest the Governor of Louisiana for trying to SAVE HIS STATE. If Jindal has decided sand islands will save Louisiana, Jindal needs to send out an SOS to all who will listen to get boats and sand and build those islands. Jindal needs to get Governors Barbour and Perry on the phone and ask for every boat they can spare in Mississippi and Texas to head down to Louisiana and help. Jindal needs to set up a way for regular citizens with boats and able bodies to spare to head down to Louisiana and help SAVE THIS STATE. Every last state employee of Louisiana needs to be ordered to drop whatever they are doing and get into emergency mode and stop this oil from hitting Louisiana shores. If the Coast Guard under orders of the White House tries to stop this from happening, then the Coast Guard officers on board those boats need to be confronted with the reality of firing against innocent, unarmed, American citizens trying to save their state. The Coast Guard brass needs to confront the reality of following orders to attack American citizens by order of the White House. Then, Americans needs to confront the reality that the sitting “president” has ordered the military to attack civilians who are trying to SAVE THEIR STATE FROM DISASTER. We think that’s pretty much an impeachable offense, right there, for the Lightbringer.
In short, Bobby Jindal needs to become a big boy now. He needs to man up. He needs to stare the White House down and realize there is no real way for Obama to stop him from saving Louisiana, lest Obama actually appear to be trying to destroy Louisiana. It will most definitely be scary for Jindal to stand up like a man for the first time in his entire life and not cower or be bullied, like usual, and to not appear in public like Kenneth the Intern.
But, honest to goodness, if there was ever a “What would Ronald Reagan do?” moment in life, it’s this right here. This is when Reagan’s “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” speech echoes over and over in our heads, and fuels the passion you read in this lines here. Jindal needs to stand with his back to the ocean, point to it and command, “Mr. Obama, get off your sorry ass and SAVE OUR STATE! Do SOMETHING to stop this oil! Do what I am telling you to do, or get the flying F*** out of my F***ING way as I do it my damn self!”.
Not only is this great political theater, and something that would reverberate against Obama for the rest of his “presidency”, but it would surely shame the White House into not only getting out of Jindal’s way, but into FINALLY marshaling the federal resources to save the Louisiana coastline.
Why Jindal isn’t doing any of this is just beyond us. Maybe he’s stupid. Maybe he’s just too much of a wimp to attempt it. But, we’re running out of patience with this man. We might not be from the South, but we love Louisiana. And we can’t help thinking about the good people there, and knowing how we’d feel if it was Ohio, and Greater Cleveland, in trouble.
Watching the Coast Guard stop efforts to save the state…watching the White House prevent Jindal from doing what needs to be done…watching Democrats sit back while a Republican-voting state is destroyed, perhaps for political reasons.
It just BOILS OUR BLOOD.
And we wish it would conjure some sort of magical transformation in Kenneth the Intern to turn Bobby Jindal into a passable copy of Governors Brewer or Palin just long enough for him to avert disaster in a state we do most surely love.
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UPDATE: We added the above video because: (1) Bonnie Tyler is awesome in any situation, (2) it’s what plays in our head whenever anyone or anything we love is attacked, and (3) it’s from the most awesomest movie ever, Footloose.
Louisiana is under attack not from the oil, but from the White House, and the current “president” due to his incompetence.
We need Bobby Jindal to either be a hero, or to get out of the way and summon heroes to save the day.
Governor Palin…Governor Brewer…Governor Christie…Congresswoman Bachmann…you heroes listening?
Because WE NEED YOU to kick Jindal in the right gear. Pronto.
IDEA: destroy the Race Industry with clever TV commercials exposing the lunacy of race-baiting
On Wednesday, we went to Sidetracks 28th anniversary party here in Chicago, and ran into a lot of people we never see out in bars anymore, because so many people are unemployed and can’t afford to go out these days (welcome to the “Hope and Change” Obama economy). So, two hours of free open bar and mini-buffets attracted a lot of acquaintances we don’t get to talk to as much as we’d like, and it was nice catching up with them.
As we walked into Glass Bar, the biggest room in Sidetracks, we spotted our good friend Althea, looking GORGEOUS, in a sharp blue and white ruffled Marc Jacobs dress she got at a great consignment shop on Broadway (another economic indicator of the Obama economy: people selling their designer clothes for next to nothing to make any money they can). Althea looks like a younger, prettier, more elegant Grace Jones, with oversized personality to match, so running into her unexpectedly is always pure joy — and a guarantee for a never dull evening. That night, Althea was there with her friend Michel, who is a man, but with a French name that makes people think he’s a foreign woman (or, possibly, a male-dressing lesbian).
Althea describes Michel as her “fop”, which she says stands for “Friend of Princess”, wherein Althea’s the princess and Michel’s the male friend, which Althea claims is her way of making the best of a “fag hag” situation, since no one in our circles likes the term for a straight woman who hangs out with a gay man. ”Fairy’s princess” is a nicer way to put that, but there’s still a sense of pejorative there, in that you are now calling the gay man a “fairy” instead of calling the straight woman a “hag” (in addition to calling the gay dude a “fag”, which is a double pejorative come to think of it). Normally, people put the oddity emphasis on the woman for being out with a gay guy, but Althea’s “fop” reference puts the spotlight on Michel for being her friend, the friend of a princess…a fop.
Which is also an archaic word for the kind of gay guy Michel actually is (slight, into fashion, with a little guy liner thrown in the mix), so we get Althea’s inside joke as much as we dig her killer, always appropriate style (paging Michelle Obama, here’s one of many elegant black women you could learn a thing or eleventy from).
As we were talking to Althea, she told Michel we’d gone to Gay Days at Disney this year for a few projects we were involved in, and Michel told us about his friend Dan who also went, but had a terrible time. Dan’s black, and has been accusing everyone involved with Gay Days of being RAAACISTS, which really took us by surprise because Gay Days was one of the very best times we’ve ever had…and we saw people of all shapes, sizes, stripes and colors having a ridiculously good time in Orlando. Well, Dan’s been going on and on about an incident that happened at the Doubletree host hotel, at one of the pool parties they had, where security removed Dan from the pool area for not having a party wrist band on — but Dan claims this was RAAACIST because he says he saw white people at the party who didn’t have wrist bands on who were not removed. So, Dan’s been calling the NAACP, Rainbow Push, the Human Rights Campaign, and all the usual Liberal suspects over this “outrage” for two full weeks, screaming and yelling about him being discriminated against.
Well, let us tell you this right now, WE all stayed at the host hotel. WE all went to those pool parties, where a color-coded wrist band was needed for entry to all parties (it was a different colored wrist band for every party, with two parties held every day, one in the afternoon and one in the evening). WE saw guys of all colors ejected from the pool and pool deck area for not having the right wrist bands on. Not just black people, but white guys, Gaysians, Mexicans, twinks, bears, wolves, fops, you name it. If you didn’t have your lime green wrist band on during the lime green Friday afternoon pool party, your speedo-covered butt would get hauled out of the crowd by a burly security guard, whether Lady Gaga was playing or not, regardless of your need to dance in the water to said Gaga.
The guards didn’t care if you were color-blind either. If you had a red band on and it was the green party, you got the boot until you could come back with the right band for the party. No exceptions.
In fact, they even kicked Panda out at one point, because instead of coming with us to Epcot (which he says is boring, because it’s “a museum inside a golf ball”) on the last Sunday of Gay Days, he lounged by the pool all day, and overstayed the afternoon party into the evening one (without the orange requisite night time wrist band). So, after 6pm when the afternoon’s wrist band expired, security approached Panda, and for a fleeting terrified minute he thought it was some psychic-related pre-emptive sting regarding the towels and blanket he planned to steal from the hotel when we left the next day (“because they were so soft, even on parts of (me) that are sunburned”). Instead, security just told him he needed the right wrist band to be there, so he had to go back to his room and get it.
Which, Panda did, with his usual flair, but without any sort of scene or incident. He didn’t start wailing that he was discriminated against because he is Gaysian, or because he’s chubby, or because he was wearing a fedora and sunglasses and what some of us likened to the muumuus Imelda Marcos herself favored. Panda just got off his lounge chair, told anyone who would listen he’d be right back, had a little Nebraska guy in his tiny pink Speedo hold his mimosa for him, and went back to the room to get his correct wrist band.
So, why didn’t Dan do that?
Because Dan’s one of the black people in this country who try desperately to make absolutely everything that happens to them be about their race, in hopes of either getting attention from it, or getting something for free.
As we probed Michel for more information on the “travesty” that befell this Dan character at Gay Days, we found out that, yes, indeed, Dan was demanding a refund of his hotel bill because he was discriminated against by Doubletree. It turns out Dan’s unemployed and should not have really gone to Gay Days, because Dan could not afford it, and now Dan is faced with a credit card bill that Dan does not want. So, Dan being a black man with no shame or decency has decided to invent RAAACISM! as an excuse to look for something for free, cause a scene, and burden Doubletree, Gay Days, and all sorts of other people with warrantless accusations that waste time and further make the Henry Gates wing of the black community look absolutely ridiculous for continuing the meme that everything bad that happens to blacks is because of RAAACISM.
Althea thought Dan was full of it, and told Michel so.
“Did Dan have the right wrist band on?,” Althea asked, and Michel said “no”.
“Then Dan should have been thrown out and told to get the right wrist band, case closed. Dan should worry about Dan, not what other people are doing, and whether or not he thinks other people are being told to follow the rules too, because Dan can’t see everything that’s going on and Dan is paranoid and delusional ot make assumptions Dan has no way of proving.”
We don’t know Dan, but we’d love to get Dan and Althea in a room together, because there’s nobody that can set a fool straight better than her (or, possibly, Mr. T., but Althea works without his pity).
We’d also love to see the Tea Party and grassroots efforts out there in America deal a death blow to the Race Industry in this country and get people talking about these ridiculous charges of RAAACISM lobbed whenever either black people want something for free, or when the Left wants to attack someone on the right for something unwarranted. The Left has used false accusations of RAAACISM for years to take down opponents — it’s the nuclear option the Left lets fly with reckless abandon, targeting people on a personal level and maligning them as RAAACISTS because it’s difficult-to-impossible for anyone targeted to ever prove they aren’t what they are being accused of.
The Obama campaign in 2008 used this as a very effective and favorite weapon, accusing just about everyone who opposed “The Lightbringer” of being a damn, dirty, RAAACIST. The Clintons were racists. All Hillary Clinton’s supporters were racists. Geraldine Ferraro was racist. John McCain was racist. Sarah Palin was racist. All Republicans were racists. All Clinton primary voters were racists. All McCain general election voters were racists. America is racist.
And, yet, a black man is “president”, with all of this racism just running so rampant.
Amazing, isn’t it?
We’ve reached a juncture in our nation’s history where the Race Industry needs to be shut down. For good. As so many good, decent, worthwhile businesses go under in the Obama economy, why not bankrupt the Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson/Henry Gates gravy train while we’re at it?
Listening to Michel recount Dan’s saga of imagined woe and discrimination, we flashed on a way to do just this — by recreating Dan’s life of imaginary RAAACISM on film, and carving it into little YouTube commercials calling the Race Industry out on what it truly is.
Just imagine if there were little videos of a black man walking around Chicago, claiming everything that happened to him was because of racism.
* It starts to rain and he has forgot his umbrella, but others walking passed him remembered theirs, so of course this is RAAACISM!
* It’s lunchtime, and people are lined up to buy their hotdogs from the vendor on the corner. Dan wants a hotdog, but pulls out his wallet and has no money, so he shouts RAAACISM! because he didn’t remember to get money for his lunch.
* The El train is pulling into a station and is packed with people. Only a few that were standing on the platform are able to board the train, leaving Dan and lots of others waiting for the next train. Dan screams RAAACISM! because he did not get there early enough to beat rush hour traffic.
* Dan’s in line for a movie that’s sold-out, but when he gets to the ticket taker, he has no ticket, and screams RAAACISM when he’s not allowed inside.
In the Alinksy Handbook, the greatest weapon of all is ridicule.
For whatever reason, Americans have always been afraid of taking on the Race Industry head-on, and have allowed Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson/Henry Gates and their ilk to make great sums of money by shaking down corporate America and inventing all manner of Dan-grade false accusations of RAAACISM for their personal enjoyment and profit. The black community has been wailing and crying about RAAACISM, unfoundedly and illegitimately so, for the last three decades, when the only real racism we see happening in this country is at the ballot box…where blacks race-vote for candidates based on skin color, and race-vote against gays every chance they get (like we saw with Prop-8 in California, which succeeded because of black Democrat support, no matter what lies the Left wants to tell you about Mormons).
The problem, of course, is that if you dare to talk about any of this, you will be targeted by the Left and called a RAAACIST, as that’s the only thing the Left knows how to do. The Alinsky Method does not have a defense written out to protect the use of the race-card or to defend race-baiting, because it’s assumed these weapons are counter-attack proof.
There has never been a move from the right or middle to counter the Left on these grounds, and to take away their most effective and favorite weapon, so we believe the Left is defenseless in this area.
The critical weakness they face is ridicule…if Americans start to see people like Dan as the childish, delusional charlatans they are…people who use false claims of RAAACISM to try to get things for free or as attempts to blame their own failings and shortcomings on the nebulous villain of “RAAACISM!”…then the Sharpton/Jackson/Gates industry will suffer a major blow to its credibility, and ability to inflict the damage they do on a regular basis.
Andrew Breitbart really started the ball rolling with this, by calling out the Race Industry in March over its false claims that unidentified and undocumented racial slurs were thrown at black members of Congress as they walked with Nancy Pelosi on March 20th across the Capitol Grounds to sign the Obamacare bill. James Clyburne, John Lewis, and the other shameful race-hucksters in the Congressional Black Caucus all wailed and rolled around on the floor having seizures screaming RAAACISM!…but no racial epithets were actually hurled at anyone. Despite having hundreds of cameras trained on this event, and Breitbart offering an enormous reward for footage verifying the Race Industry’s claims, no one has ever come forward to back up the CBC’s claims of RAAACISM that day.
Breitbart had the guts to — FINALY — call these clowns and lying frauds out for what they really are, and they slinked away and backed down when they realized they were — AT LAST — being forced to put up or shut up.
We think Breitbart’s spirit needs to go further, and wish there was a group out there that could hire actors, writers, and videographers to produce the “Dan” videos we described above…and really start to communicate to Americans that it is, in fact, okay to call these hucksters out. The Race Industry is nothing but a pack of shameless bullies inventing these race scandals to turn a profit. People like Dan follow the Sharpton/Jackson/Gates example in their own lives, and use RAAACISM as their get-out-0f-jail card for almost every situation in which they find themselves wrong, embarrassed, short on funds, or desiring something for free.
That really needs to stop.
It’s going to take guts to stop it.
And, we believe, it’s going to take creative ridicule and an orchestrated grassroots effort to take the Race Industry down once and for all.
Can you even begin to imagine how toothless and lost the Left would be without its go-to weapon, and the control over the black community this cudgel has always allowed Democrats to maintain?
Think about it.
