Drudge is running a photo of the Muslim who tried to kill hundreds of Americans this weekend — including scores of children — on Times Square by positioning a car bomb just outside the theater that was showing The Lion King.
His name is Shazad Faisal, an agent of The Religion of Peace — and he looks like someone our current president would TOTALLY date.
Considering this was Obama’s boyfriend in college, and the man he went to Pakistan with in 1981, when Americans were not allowed to travel there under a US Passport:
And actor Kal Penn and the president seem to have broken up, and not on good terms, with Penn spirited away from the White House as quickly as possible recently — after abandoning his acting career to be close to Obama in Washington.
Are we getting closer to figuring out Obama’s “type”?
It’s been our experience that guys tend to date the same person over and over again — generally going for people who remind them of their first crush, or the first person they had a relationship with.
If that’s the case, then we wonder who was the guy Obama first crushed on…and why the White House felt the need to encourage The National Enquirer and The Globe to rev up the old discredited Vera Baker rumors now…to paint the president as a skirt-chasing stud.
There are no coincidences with this White House.
Only questions.
And super-creepy dudes Obama seems to have a major thing for.
May 4, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Well, he does have a reallll purdy mouth.
May 4, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Oh definitely!
He is Barocky’s type!
Don’t you hear those “Dueling Banjos” in the background. And haven’t you noticed that Barry’s complexion is whiter this week?
snark snark (for the humor impaired)
May 4, 2010 at 5:47 pm
a deep throat type?
May 4, 2010 at 6:56 pm
What?
Shades of Nixon??????
May 4, 2010 at 6:58 pm
With this going on, you just know it is not good going on with it!
“Obama gets to keep his BlackBerry” (HEY! ISN’T THAT RACIST????)
“President’s favorite tech tool will be allowed for personal use”
“a pretty small group of people” — some senior staffers and personal friends — will be permitted to have the e-mail address that reaches Obama’s smartphone.
The president has been adamant about continuing to use a BlackBerry, which has Internet and e-mail access, despite concerns that likely have made the National Security Agency as nervous as the Secret Service ….”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28780205/
May 4, 2010 at 7:02 pm
S’more on that…
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13739_3-10159055-46.html
“Insiders are a notoriously difficult security problem to fix, something Obama has likely already learned, after his passport file was read by a contractor working for the State Department.
Thus, as long as President Obama keeps his BlackBerry turned on while he is in China, it is likely that the Chinese government will be closely monitoring his location, as reported by the president’s phone to the Chinese government-owned phone company. The same sort of security issues will likely arise in many other countries.
Due to these security concerns, this blogger would be extremely surprised if the Secret Service permitted the President to use his BlackBerry when on foreign trips.
…the use of a BlackBerry by the president creates a number of very real security headaches that are no doubt keeping several people at the Secret Service awake at night. While the initial focus of the press was on the e-mail and smartphone technology in the president’s phone, the real threats and risks are actually associated with more boring functions of the device.”
May 4, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Okay, I really freaked when I saw his picture. I went on ONE date with a guy named Faisal, who went by the name of “Frank” and he looked just like him. The guy I dated once has to be 40, though, and this guy is supposedly 30.
I even told my daughter, “I think I dated a terrorist.” I whispered it and it sounded eerily like Victoria Jackson’s “There’s a Communist Living in the White House.”
I’m glad that my one-date Faisal was not the same.
May 4, 2010 at 3:04 pm
God help us from this guy!
May 4, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Boyz, I asked before with that very comical photo of Charlie Creamsicle in the pool, but where do you find these images? They are too funny!
The expression on Penn’s face staring up at his boyfriend is priceless. And then O performing some sort of act on that strawberry — what can we call it? Obamalatio?
Mr. Faisal is definitely O’s type, probably he already has his photograph framed in an undisclosed secure location.
May 4, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Expat what pic of Penn staring up at his boyfriend’s ace are you talking about?
Linky linky please!
May 4, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Oh, the pic above, right Expat?
May 4, 2010 at 4:08 pm
The very same — how could anyone see that and not know what sort of relationship it was that the two were involved in?
May 4, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Remember that Kenn was given a “White House” cell phone…or so we are told.
Maybe Kenn was actually given a Blackberry like Obama’s that the NSA, FBI and Secret Service are kept in the dark about all its details…..
Doing the Blackberry would be an easy way for Obama to reach out and “touch” someone that Obama didn’t want the U.S. voters to know about……..
See my post on this at the top of this thread.
May 4, 2010 at 5:44 pm
AmEx, exactly!
It’s like the time when Bill Clinton met Monica in the beret. Anybody with a functioning brain cell could tell there was ‘something’ going on between them.
May 4, 2010 at 6:12 pm
I keep wondering about Penn’s phone being stolen in the mugging — and what records (texting, iPhotos, etc.) of an intimate kind it may have harbored.
May 4, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Methinks they shared more than a cigar, or in this case, more than a Community Organizer?
Hey, that reminds me….Whate are the ACORN hoes doing now?
May 4, 2010 at 7:17 pm
I also wonder a bit whether Penn did not on occasion provide another sort of service to O — namely every now and then scoring some white powder for the White House.
May 4, 2010 at 7:34 pm
Is Penn a U.S. citizen?
Natural born or Naturalized?
May 4, 2010 at 7:44 pm
He was born in New Jersey — whether his parents had already become citizens by then I don’t know.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0671980/
May 4, 2010 at 3:08 pm
That is one creepy looking guy (yes, on the right). That said, are those ACTUAL COWBOY BOOTS I see? I can’t believe The One would don Bitter Clinger footwear!
Ok, seriously though, who is creepy-porn-mustache guy?
Also, the look of absolute adoration on Kal Pen’s face in the second picture is both pathetic and kind of sad.
May 4, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Same take here on Kal Penn’s expression.
And I’m very sorry to see it also on Laura Linney’s face. I used to think she was intelligent and DISCERNING (the latter, a quality of which the far Left is devoid).
And yes, I think Dystopia would date the Times Square terrorist. And while we’re at it:
LEAVE NEW YORK CITY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 4, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Yes, who is the creepy porn mustache guy next to cowboy Obama? Were the boots left over from the previous night’s Village People cabaret?
May 4, 2010 at 3:37 pm
I bet that moustache tickled!
May 4, 2010 at 3:52 pm
tickled where?
May 4, 2010 at 3:53 pm
I think that is the buddie he went to karachi with…
May 4, 2010 at 10:52 pm
Supposedly his room mate during his Columbia days.
May 4, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Isn’t it Mohammed Hasan Chandoo, the wealthy Pakistani friend from O’s college days? Look at the body language, heads cocked to the left, their right leg crossing their left, both are looking into the camera. They look in sync to me. Do straight guys sit that close together?
May 4, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Kastew,
Straight guys would rather commit hari-kari than sit like that – let alone sit like that and pose for a picture to immortalize their…….
May 4, 2010 at 5:34 pm
deep abiding affection?
May 4, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Ok, if you want to call it that – don’t dare speak its name!
LOL
May 4, 2010 at 3:16 pm
That is the face of groupie hero-worship first real luv lust.
I feel badly in some ways for Kal. then I think that is part of the price of celebrity. All the pieces of your life on display, the good and the bad and the portions you really really just want to bury from sight forever.
Bitter times for kal indeed.
May 4, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Yeah, he totally looks like a “white, middle aged man.” W. T. F. Nice try MFM. Oh, and he is definitely Barry’s type, he hates America, too.
May 4, 2010 at 4:05 pm
LIE Stream Media
May 4, 2010 at 4:45 pm
M__ F___ M works too.
May 4, 2010 at 7:08 pm
LOL
May 4, 2010 at 3:48 pm
h@ly c@w…
I love you guys….
May 4, 2010 at 3:51 pm
My mother ( who is Korean ) called me today at work to ask me about a woman named vera and her connection to obama…
I was like how did you hear about her—and she said the Korean radios are talking about her and her possible “liason” with obama—and I was like —NO WAY….
So I filled my mother in on why they (the media) was pushing this story ( thanks to hillbuzz I know…) and my mother was like–NO WAY….and here—you brillantly layed out a gorgeous spread of our dear leader….
May 4, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Yeah NYGal,
Just tell your mother we think “Miss Vera” is a guy in drag!
LOL
May 4, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Holy porno stache.
May 4, 2010 at 4:08 pm
I don’t think that’s the guy Obama went to Pakistan with. I think it’s his roommate when he was at Columbia. I saved this picture to my compute a long time ago, because it seems so revealing on several levels–the Muslim connection and the suspicions about his sexuality. I really have a hard time imagining two straight men sitting so close together, let alone allowing themselves to be photographed like that.
May 4, 2010 at 5:52 pm
he went to Pakistan with his room-mate. There were two of them. Of of them is named Chandoo and he is a wealthy banker in NYC and he bankrolled Dr. U in the elections.
May 4, 2010 at 8:40 pm
He went to Pakistan with a friend/maybe roommate from Occidental. This picture is from Columbia and the guy’s name is Siddiq something.
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/01/20/recollections-of-obamas-ex-roommate/
The other Pakistani guy’s name was Hamid or something. He is the head of Pepsico.
May 4, 2010 at 9:51 pm
thanks for correcting me :)
All I know is that the man is very wealthy
May 4, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Mr. Faisal purchased a home and then defaulted on it. Was that intentional? Or is the media going to paint him as a victim of the economy?
He is supposedly talking to authorities. I wonder why? The Christmas day bomber was shut up real fast after getting a lawyer. Why is this guy talking? He is a citizen and has been read his miranda rights. Why did this guy get on a plane after the incident if he was put on a No Fly List? They apprehended him while in flight to the middle east. Holder says we are going to prosecute, prosecute, prosecute when the Ft. Hood massacre was much worse and they are dragging their feet on that one. Also the Christmas bomber was treated with kid gloves and allowed to stop talking even though he is NOT a citizen of this country and therefore could have been questioned indefinitely. Thank goodness a vietnam vet had his eyes open on Saturday evening or else disaster could have happened. My brother had flown into NYC that same day and was planning a stroll to Times Square Saturday evening.
May 4, 2010 at 4:18 pm
That photo of Kal Penn reminds me of that film footage of Bill with Monica in the beret as she hugged him. I was much younger and naive and asked my psychologist mom if she thought the then-rumors were true. “Oh, yeah. Look at her expression.”
It looks the same as Kal’s.
May 4, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Yeah, I would like to see a side-by-side photo display of Obama w/Kal pal and Bill w/Monica just for comparison.
May 4, 2010 at 4:55 pm
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00266/Bill_Clinton_266568a.jpg
May 4, 2010 at 4:56 pm
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/j/_/clinton_portrait_monica.jpg
May 4, 2010 at 9:43 pm
OMFG! Hilarious!
May 4, 2010 at 11:05 pm
All Kal needs is a beret.
May 4, 2010 at 4:18 pm
I did NOT need this image, guys. Seeing Obama on his own makes me feel queasy. The thought of him, er, being with other people is not good for the ol’ stomach.
May 4, 2010 at 9:04 pm
You want queasy? Try some early Obama poetry..
The Poetry of Barack Obama
POP
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his brow;
I’m sure he’s unaware of his
Dark, watery eyes, that
Glance in different directions,
And his slow, unwelcome twitches,
Fail to pass.
I listen, nod,
Listen, open, till I cling to his pale,
Beige T-shirt, yelling,
Yelling in his ears, that hang
With heavy lobes, but he’s still telling
His joke, so I ask why
He’s so unhappy, to which he replies…
But I don’t care anymore, cause
He took too damn long, and from
Under my seat, I pull out the
Mirror I’ve been saving; I’m laughing,
Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face
To mine, as he grows small,
A spot in my brain, something
That may be squeezed out, like a
Watermelon seed between
Two fingers.
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died,
Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shrink, my
Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; ’cause
I see my face, framed within
Pop’s black-framed glasses
And know he’s laughing too.
UNDERGROUND
Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/18/us/politics/18poems.html?_r=2
May 4, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Makes me sick.
May 4, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Yes, When I read that poem once before I felt sure he was talking about the pediphile Frank Davis. I feel sorrow for the boy he was, but I don’t trust the man he is.
May 4, 2010 at 9:44 pm
The word “Pelts” just seems to gross me out, too.
May 4, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Obama’s Pakistani boyfriend reminds me of a skinny Jerry Colona, of 40′s or 50′s movies.
May 4, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Make that Jerry Colonna, from Bob Hope’s 30′s and 40′s radio show and movies.
May 4, 2010 at 4:59 pm
What is the lowdown on the failed actor who got out of the WH?
Is he gay?
May 4, 2010 at 5:55 pm
what do you think? It certainly looks like he is gay and that he was in the WH to be a deep throat…….
May 4, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Shades of Nixon……
May 4, 2010 at 9:52 pm
I was not thinking of Nixonian deep throat… try Linda Lovelace….ROFL
May 4, 2010 at 11:19 pm
You’re bad! :)
May 4, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Look at Obozo’s face in the pic on the sofa. He has that same arrogant look we have all come to know and not love.
May 4, 2010 at 6:10 pm
That’s the first thing I noticed too – his nose in the air and chin jutting up. Like he thinks his s–t comes in ice cream cartons.
May 4, 2010 at 9:36 pm
ROTFL!! That’s a new one for me!! I must be sure to pop that one on the boss tomorrow….LOL!!
May 4, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Me, too! I had never heard it, but I bet it will cross my lips, tomorrow. The quote, not ice cream :)
May 4, 2010 at 9:53 pm
that is an interesting variation…
I just call him a fart sniffer
May 4, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Thanks, boyz. This post and the replies made me laugh, and I needed a laugh. Not that the subject of terrorism is funny at all, but Obama’s secret crushes are. I agree with the poster who said straight guys don’t tend to sit like that.
May 4, 2010 at 5:24 pm
a question..after all these exposes here nd elsewhere about nobamas “dual personality”..do we think he is aware of the furor over his sex partners?
May 4, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Straight guys would not sit cozy on the sofa like that.
They would move the other stuff out of the way and put a little distance.
May 4, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Not even “cultural differences” can explain that pic Michelle……….
May 4, 2010 at 10:13 pm
Yeah, I immediately noticed how closely they’re sitting. Too close to be straight.
May 4, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Couple thingz, Boyz.
I think its time for you to change the site to BuzzBoyz. We’ve all kind of moved past the Hillary thing.
Second, riddle me this: Beiber don’t look a lick like any of these crushes.
What gives?
Palin/Bachmann 2012!
May 4, 2010 at 6:17 pm
A certain schizophrenic rift in O’s personality has been evident for some time … so perhaps each side has its own type.
If Beiber is favored by that side, who else might O’s other eye fall upon? Popped Kernell perhaps?
May 4, 2010 at 6:33 pm
I LOVE ‘BuzzBoyz’, and agree about the Hillary thing.
IMHO, doing what they did for Hillary put them on the path for which they were intended, which is a much broader, deeper purpose. They have already contributed so much, not the least of which was Senator Hottie McAwesome.
Wouldn’t it be just deliciously ironic if our very own Boyz were instrumental in taking BO down, by outing him on their gay blog?
May 4, 2010 at 11:09 pm
I like Buzzguyz better. They’ve outgrown the boyz name as someone said the other day.
May 5, 2010 at 7:23 am
Just commented. And post went to who-knows-where.
No Buzzboyz. BuzzGuyz like. Or BuzzMenz. or BuzzOn or BuzzOff.
Ok. let’s see if this goes on.
May 4, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Oh, my sainted aunt! That picture on the sofa is dy-no-mite!
You Buzzers are right. The Present and his porn star buddy are sitting that close on purpose. If you look at the sofa there are two seat cushions, and the ‘skirt’ is divided in the centre at the front of the sofa, which means the two of them are occupying less than HALF of the thing. Their bodies are practically touching, ferpetesake.
Ewwwwww. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
And, I agree that Shahzad Faisal IS BO’s type.
Nice work, Boyz!! This is getting verrrrry interesting.
May 4, 2010 at 6:30 pm
I will be the first to admit that I have absolutely NO gay-dar. So, I pose this questions to the males on this forum: would two heterosexual men ever sit that close on a couch in that post AND be willing to be photographed like that?
May 4, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Only if high on some very good ganja. Straight guys tend to keep a little space between themselves, something to do with the ‘fight or flight’ thing I suppose.
May 4, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Looking at the picture, I would have to say that the use of illicit drugs could explain much.
May 4, 2010 at 7:07 pm
BTW there is a funny pic of Obama here..
http://weaselzippers.us/2010/05/04/classy-obama-uses-derogatory-sexual-term-teabaggers-to-describe-conservative-patriots/#more-31575
May 4, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Pretty much not, unless they were trying to make a mock gay picture and, in that case, it would be something very flagrant.
So, in answer to your question, in a “relaxed” photo, no.
May 5, 2010 at 7:26 am
The younger generation around seventeen to twenty-two are very comfortable with each other and give macho hugs to each other and sit close like this to share cell phone images and texts. But back then….no way!!!!!
May 4, 2010 at 7:36 pm
I have been lurking here for quite a while (great site Boyz!). There is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY that two straight males would sit together like this–much less allow themselves to be photographed. I fully agree with a previous commenter that a straight male would rather commit hari-kari than sit touching another male.
May 4, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Btw, Barry looks like a putz in the photo of him eating a strawberry.
Fiddling while Rome burns.
Loser!
May 4, 2010 at 7:51 pm
The Art Of the ObaMan Hug – You Tube …an instructional video with a lot of help from those droll Brits.
May 5, 2010 at 7:34 am
Funny. Made me realize how little affection we see between Muchelle and O. Yet, all this other hugging makes him seem very affectionate and a people person.
May 4, 2010 at 7:54 pm
I think this is one of the most hysterical posts I have read in almost two pathetic, sad years of watching the train wreck known as Obama and the Corruptocrat Party. LMAO.
May 4, 2010 at 8:00 pm
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May 4, 2010 at 8:01 pm
No doubt about it! He’s definitely his type! I’m telling you I was warned about this guy…
May 4, 2010 at 9:46 pm
Obama and Faisal Together
I’m sure someone can do a better job since I don’t know photoshop, but I was inspired by this thread.
May 5, 2010 at 7:38 am
Now look at your picture but cover up the lower portion of both faces. Eerily familial. These two faces are at least part the same nationality, if not related. Now put Valerie Jarret on the couch with them and look and all upper faces together and compare.
Guess I have too much time on my hands this morning!
May 4, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Any idea who took the picture of O and his boy-pal?
I read that a 1983 graduate of Columbia, PolySci major, claims he doesn’t remember seeing Obama in school, ever. And that he’s asked all the PolySci alumni of that class, and no one else remembers him either. Anyone else know anything about this?
May 4, 2010 at 10:03 pm
The photo of Obama and Chandoo was taken at Occidental College by I don’t know who. Chandoo was Obama’s sugar daddy and bought him clothes etc. They lived together in a big house and threw huge parties. When Chandoo graduated Obama’s lifestyle went downhill. Obama went to Columbia where, you’re right, no one ever saw him.
May 4, 2010 at 10:41 pm
It’s not Chandoo. It’s Sohale Siddiqi (also Hal Siddiqi).
May 4, 2010 at 10:42 pm
In the photo, that is. THe rest of your story is right :)
May 4, 2010 at 10:50 pm
You’re right. I got confused. I’ve never seen a photo of Chandoo.
May 4, 2010 at 11:03 pm
I’ve never seen a photo of Chandoo, either. I was just reading that he is a self-employed financial something-or-other in NY. Even Siddiqi supports O, though. He is the only one to support the story that he was at Columbia, at the time. Siddiqi was an illegal, at the time, though, and didn’t go to school. That doesn’t necessarily prove that O went, either.
http://tinyurl.com/4xq9ak
May 4, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Guyz, you ask if Faisal is O’s type. And you mention that in your experience guys tend to date the same person over and over again…
So who was his first crush? Does anyone know what his step father looked like? His name was Lolo Soetoro and this is the only photo I’ve ever seen of him.
http://www.theage.com.au/ftimages/2008/02/05/1202090401332.html
May 4, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Saw your article cross-posted at Weasel Zippers — excellent!
Also, WZ just posted a story saying the Times Square Bomber IS a registered Demoncrat. . .so he definitely is Utopia’s type in many ways.
BTW — I agree with previous comments aout the Kenn pic reminding them of Monica (in beret) greeting the Prez.
DO you think this relationship is really going to be leaked?? or is some reporter holding the smoking gun for a future book deal . . .this is starting to get really interesting — a political Soap Opera that could be entitled “All the President’s Men and Boys”
May 4, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Faisal is the unibrow-er!
May 5, 2010 at 12:20 am
Hilarious!!! Way to go, nomobama!
May 4, 2010 at 11:12 pm
So then, “Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay” is probably like p0rn to Barry? Ewwww.
May 4, 2010 at 11:28 pm
Looking at the picture of Faisal, I would think him not gay. My gaydar
senses that Kal Penn is gay, as is the other man sitting on the sofa with Obama.
I’m speculating here, but how much Kal Penn and Obama were caught doing something together, maybe even by Meechelle, or possibly a
reporter or pbotographer, and Kal was instructed to leave DC quietly to save Obama’s hide. Or maybe Kal found out about another dude that Obama was playing with, and the shit hit the fan. That could explain
why Kal was accosted in DC, and not by a mugger as reported, but by someone sent as a warning to Penn to keep his mouth shut.
May 5, 2010 at 12:35 am
“Can you feel the looooove, tonight?”
LOL!
May 5, 2010 at 12:45 am
No one in their right mind would look at that couch picture and say,” There is the future President of America”…God Help us all.
May 5, 2010 at 10:06 am
I just noticed that the sofa that Barry and his boyfriend are sitting on looks an awful lot like Michelle’s cat pee sofa dress!
May 5, 2010 at 11:36 am
So, wait. Do you think that’s why Kal Penn was robbed of his cell phone, recently? B/C he had Obama’s blackberry number on it?
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