Archive for May 4th, 2010
BREAKING: Jennifer Brunner Loses Democrat Nomination in Ohio. Live Report From Her Camp-PAIN Headquarters
Cold hard reality crashes into all 7 of Jennifer Brunner's paid supporters. Somewhere, Darth Soros is angry. VERY ANGRY.
Dear HillBuzz,
My name is Patricia Melton and I am the President-for-Life of the Mineral City Coffee Club, the foremost Coffee Club of not just central Ohio, or even Tuscarawas County, but the entire state. Everywhere that matters, anyway. Like anybody wants to go to Youngstown that doesn’t have to. Please.
I’m reporting live tonight from the scene of Secretary of Fraud Jennifer Brunner’s ignoble defeat, here in Columbus, Ohio, where all of 12 people have assembled to commiserate with her as she works up the nerve to call up George Soros on the videophone and tell her master how spectacularly she failed in this race. My friends Grace, Annabelle, Helen, Barbara, and I are having a grand time pointing and laughing and telling various Democrats in the ballroom how terrible they are, and how happy we all are that they are losing left and right across the country.
Serves them right.
And speaking of losers, who’s that I see in the corner, sniveling, but Princess Caroline Kennedy, “the last shining rampart of Camelot”. She’s wailing about all of this being “Unfair! Unfair! Unfair!”, and sobbing into her maid Helga’s lacy apron. Grace went over to Princess and asked her what she was crying about, suspecting she was so distraught over her dear friend Brunner’s loss that she made such a fool of herself in public (which wouldn’t be the first time with Princess).
“It’s so unfair! There’s barely a Saks in this whole state, and no one here’s even HEARD of Bergdorf’s. It’s like, uh, you know, I’m visiting dinosaurs or, like, you know, stuff! Unfair! Unfair! UNFAAAAAAAAAAIR!”
Mercy, mercy, mercy. Sweet Caroline’s really put-upon over this, unable to buy a decent fur or tiara until 9am tomorrow, at the earliest, when she’s back in Manhattan and Bergdorf’s opens again. Helen heard Helga telling Princess that maybe if one of Princess’ retainers called the manager of Bergdorfs he’d open the store in the middle of the night for her, the way he routinely does whenever she feels the midnight need to “whirl and twirl through the Hermes department”.
“Would that make you feel better, mine Princess? We can play “Who’s the fairest?” some more, and you will win every time, I swear. Will that make you stand up and stop crying so all the nice people can meet you and revel in your magnificent splendiferousness?”.
“Oh, Helga, you always know how to make me feel better. Do you have any, uh, you know, presents for me in your, uh, like, pockets?”.
“Certainly, mine Princess. But of course!”.
While Princess Caroline was making an ass of herself, as usual, Annabelle huddled behind a potted ficus in another corner of the empty ballroom, listening to Martha Coakley discussing Brunner’s defeat with other Soros accolites.
“Master Soros is not going to be pleased with Jennifer. I do NOT want to be on that videocall to him tonight, that’s for sure. I remember when I made a complete ass of myself and lost the Kennedy Seat in the Senate. Oh, Soros was mad at me that night! He told me I should have had more reporters pushed into the ground, instead of just that one. How many reporters did Brunner shove and push? If it’s less than ten, I bet that’s why she lost. If it’s one thing I’ve learned from how terrible a campaign I ran, it’s that I should have pushed and shoved more.”
Idiot.
Barbara and I discussed this as the other Coffee Club Ladies continued to ferret out more juicy details from this shamble of a party, and we realized Democrats across the board are in complete and total denial. Instead of realizing their losses are due to the simple fact that voters don’t trust or want Democrats in office anymore, because of the insane things they do after being elected, and the fact that Americans at large are waking up to the influence of George Soros on this country, Democrats invent all sorts of crazy excuses for their losses.
Martha Coakley thinks she didn’t have her goons push and shove enough voters.
Princess Caroline believes she should have spent more time in Bergdorfs instead of dodging, like, you know, reporters’ questions and seeming uncomfortable mixing with the general public.
Elsewhere, losing Democrats are turning to the media for all sorts of lies to explain their catastrophic losses.
They think it’s a branding and marketing problem, whereas the public just doesn’t want to buy this bill of goods, no matter how much paint and razzle dazzle’s slapped on it.
And absolutely NOBODY wanted Jennifer Brunner anywhere near the Senate, not after what she did in 2008 to guarantee electoral fraud in the state, all in service to that other Soros-backed candidate, the current president.
Ohioans got Brunner’s number a long time ago.
She’s wandering around the ballroom now, looking desperately for any supporters to thank, but all 7 of the people who backed her campaign had better things to do tonight. They might be at home watching Glee, or making salt-dough models of that Icelandic volcano. So, Brunner’s just asking the cater-waiters to pretend to be her adoring public. She’s staged a rope line, and has the rough dozen staff members line up to shake her hand, then, afterwards, race back to the end of the line to do it again, so she feels like she’s got a sizeable crowd of well-wishers.
A few of them haven’t even bothered to put down their trays of pigs in a blanket or stuffed mushroom caps, and they’re munching off each other’s trays while in line to “meet” Brunner for the eleventyeth time.
It’s all very, very sad.
Or, it would be, if it was happening to anyone but George Soros-backed candidate Jennifer Brunner.
Now, we all just need to make sure she’s booted as Secretary of State, and Soros puppets nationwide are taken down as well.
Check back for updates if anything else interesting happens here, but they just turned off the lights and the hotel staff’s asking everyone to leave the room so they can set it up for a business conference in the morning, so I think that’s it for Brunner and her Senate ambitions.
Patricia Melton
Mineral City, Ohio
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Jennifer Brunner Election Watch Thread
Will George Soros fail today?
Please keep your eye on the Democrat primary results in Ohio today, and post them when you see them.
Jennifer Brunner is the Leftist, Soros-installed Secretary of State in Ohio. She is a devoted high priestess of the Cult of Obama. Voters in Ohio know a vote for her in this primary is a vote of support for the current White House and the Socialist-Democrat majority in the Senate.
If she loses today, and is not selected as the Democrat nominee for the Senate, then it’s more refutation of the current president’s radical agenda.
She was supposed to win this nomination in a cakewalk.
She rigged everything she could, election-wise, to benefit herself, and has employed ACORN, the SEIU, and all the usual suspects in her service.
If that’s not enough to carry her across the finish line in the Democrats’ primary, then anyone with a (D) after their name had better be worried come November.
That includes not just Lee Fisher, the expected winner of the Senate nomination today, but Governor Ted Strickland himself.
Question: Is Shahzad Faisal Barack Obama's type?
Drudge is running a photo of the Muslim who tried to kill hundreds of Americans this weekend — including scores of children — on Times Square by positioning a car bomb just outside the theater that was showing The Lion King.
His name is Shazad Faisal, an agent of The Religion of Peace — and he looks like someone our current president would TOTALLY date.
Considering this was Obama’s boyfriend in college, and the man he went to Pakistan with in 1981, when Americans were not allowed to travel there under a US Passport:
And actor Kal Penn and the president seem to have broken up, and not on good terms, with Penn spirited away from the White House as quickly as possible recently — after abandoning his acting career to be close to Obama in Washington.
Are we getting closer to figuring out Obama’s “type”?
It’s been our experience that guys tend to date the same person over and over again — generally going for people who remind them of their first crush, or the first person they had a relationship with.
If that’s the case, then we wonder who was the guy Obama first crushed on…and why the White House felt the need to encourage The National Enquirer and The Globe to rev up the old discredited Vera Baker rumors now…to paint the president as a skirt-chasing stud.
There are no coincidences with this White House.
Only questions.
And super-creepy dudes Obama seems to have a major thing for.
Question: Are regular Americans starting to wake up to the fact the MSM constantly lies and pushes its own agenda?
Do you think Americans are waking up to the fact the MSM in this country lies and pushes its own agenda?
The MSM fell over backwards trying to claim the terrorist attack this weekend in Times Square was the work of the Tea Party. That’s beyond absurd.
When it was proven that Muslims and the Religion of Peace were, once again, behind an attack on Americans, the MSM seemed beyond disappointed. Contessa Brewer on CNN even went so far as to say she was frustrated that it wasn’t Tea Partiers involved, the way CNN and MSNBC wanted it to be.
It was a rare moment of candor for Brewer. And it proved the MSM in this country is Leftist-controlled and agenda-driven.
They want to apologize for and enable Muslims in all their efforts to kill Americans…and the MSM’s number one goal is to discredit and malign the Tea Party Movement, and all Americans who stand up against this current administration.
Can it be any more obvious?
Obama's Senate pick in Ohio, Jennifer Brunner, spits sour grapes at likely Dem primary winner
George Soros sent her.
Jennifer Brunner, Ohio’s Secretary of State, is a close second as the Most Terrible Woman in the Buckeye State (beat only by Helen Jones-Kelley, the former Director of Ohio’s Department of Job and Family Services, and scourge of Muppets everywhere).
Brunner is one of the eggs hatched by George Soros’ “Secretaries of State Project”, which installed all sorts of lunatics in various states, where they are perched to allow rampant voter fraud by the likes of ACORN and the SEIU to benefit Democrats in state and national elections — a job Brunner pursues with zeal, glee, and vigor.
She’s also pursuing the Democrats’ Senate nomination in Ohio, against Lt. Governor Lee Fischer, and on Sunday pledged she’d throw a tantrum and essentially make raspberry sounds when she loses to Fischer in the election today.
Brunner actually said, out loud, to the media, that she’ll refuse to campaign for Fischer when he becomes the nominee.
“Don’t hafta, ain’t gotta! Get me Soros on the phone. Tell him baby’s not happy!”, Brunner seems to have said, in classic Jennifer Brunner fashion.
It’s stunning, really, until you remember who hatched and installed Brunner, and whom she truly represents.
She’s the Left’s candidate. She was placed in her position to deliver the state for Obama in 2008, and to do everything possible to allow fraudulent voter registrations and other fraud to benefit Democrats when they need it. She’s shameless in her pursuits, and sloppy enough in her execution that we hope Ohio voters are the ones giving her raspberries today.
Let her pout. Let her get Soros on the phone. Let the lot of them go down together.
AND, most importantly, let Republicans keep George Voinovich’s Senate seat in the fall, with a victory for Rob Portman.
BUYCOTT ARIZONA: Is it possible to start purchasing the majority of things you need from Arizona businesses?
We all sat down and thought about things we buy in a month, and with the exception of food, we don’t see any reason we can’t start buying everything we need from the state of Arizona, to support Arizona businesses.
Especially if you are someone who likes shopping online anyway — just start looking a little harder to find Arizona-based businesses that might have what you need. If the price is similar, then go for it.
Maybe you could even haggle a little with the business if you find the cost is more expensive than what you’d find in your own state, but you want to support Arizona, so perhaps you could call the owner up and tell that person how much you want to give them the business. In many cases, if not all, we bet they would match the competitor’s price.
Can you take a few minutes and think of things you could start buying for your families from Arizona?
It might be a great civics lesson for children, too, if they helped you think of creative ways to help support a state that’s taken a step towards actually enforcing the law and doing what it’s supposed to in protecting its citizens.
Imagine that.
A state siding with citizens over special interests and lobbyists.
Buycott, buycott, buycott.
