Archive for April, 2010
Who is the Religion of Peace trying to kill today? Islam declares war on South Park, and a cartoon bear too.
The Prophet Muhammad, center, as depicted by South Park
Islam, the Religion of Peace, has now declared war on South Park and its creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Their crime? Depicting Muhammad as a cartoon bear.
According to the Religion of Peace, death is the punishment for so much as drawing a picture of Muhammad — because, apparently, he was so ugly when alive that the Scientology of the Middle Ages realized how detrimental his image would be to brand-management potential. If you’re going to start a destructive apocalyptic cult bent on world domination and the dhimmihood of the West, then you can’t have someone vomit-inducing plastered on your tee shirts and fatwa-commemorating plates.
Muslims are saying Parker and Stone should “wind up like Theo Van Gogh” for depicting Muhammad in their cartoon. Van Gogh, if you recall, was brutally murdered by the Religion of Peace in the Netherlands for making a movie called “Submission”, about how horrible Muslims are to women. Other Dutchmen were threatened and attacked by “peaceful Muslims” for drawing a political cartoon of Muhammad with a bomb for a turban. Religion of Peace adherent Anwar al-Awlaki has been calling for the assassination of anyone defaming Muhammad, be it on film, in cartoons, or possibly just thinking about how backwards and ruthlessly misogynistic/homophobic/anti-Western Islam is.
Apparently, this means Muslims must still be systematically hunting down the entire cast and production crew of the movie “The Goonies”, as the deformed Fratelli brother Sloth appears to be based, quite accurately, on the only physical depictions of Muhammad carried down through history.
It’s fascinating whenever the Religion of Peace calls for violence against cartoonists, because it reminds us all just why the Left in America is always so quick to jump to Islam’s defense and promote dhimmihood in the West.
Islam and the Left both employ Alinsky’s Methods.
They are, essentially, indistinguishable from one another in their methods, and in the way they personalize attacks on their opponents with laser-like intensity, vowing to completely destroy them for any perceived infractions.
And, like Islam, the Left happens to be at the absolute zenith of its power currently. It’s using everything it’s got to pummel all resistance, because it thinks its finally managed to seize power permanently.
But, both are wrong.
While nations like Britain, France, the Netherlands, and Scandinavian countries have been profoundly stupid for the last several decades, and have allowed Shari’a law to creep into their nations and force dhimmihood upon their people, we believe a reckoning is coming soon. Just as the Left currently controls America, but will be out of power soon enough. And, once removed, it will be generations before the Left can climb its way back.
Islam does not realize the damage it does itself by coming after cartoonists. It makes it hard for even the Left in this country to defend the Religion of Peace when it wants to chop people like Parker and Stone to pieces. Over a cartoon.
The more of this that happens, the more people wake up to just how dangerous, unstable, criminal, and cultish Muslims can be, and just what a complete and total crock that Religion of Peace nonsense truly is.
David "Popcorn" Kernell Trial Watch: Day Three
Obama operative David "Popcorn" Kernell could - and should - go to jail for 50 years.
According to this article over at ABC News, Obama operative David “Popcorn” Kernell could go to prison for 50 years for his assault on Governor Sarah Palin and her family.
Popcorn is the son of Obamacrat Mike “Terrible Father” Kernell, who apparently taught his son everything he knows about right and wrong. Hopefully, voters will do to the father what jurors do to the son when this trial is over. How people could send this man back to elected office is just beyond us.
Here are some new, interesting bits to this trial revealed in the ABC report:
*Bristol Palin has testified about the abuse she suffered from Popcorn, because he found her personal cell phone number after breaking into Palin’s email. Popcorn then published that number to the world, causing Bristol a great deal of inconvenience and disruption, as well as sending vulgar, hateful prank calls her way.
* Popcorn took over Palin’s email account and sent horrific messages to Palin’s friends and family members, posing as the Governor. That’s where the identity theft aspect of this case appears to come in. Popcorn pretended to be Governor Palin, searched through the email addresses on the account, then sent people messages posing as her. The messages he sent were vile, and intended to cause disruptions in the Governor’s life that would take her eyes off the presidential election, thus helping the Kernell’s candidate, Obama the Lightbringer.
* The Palins’ privacy and constitutional rights were violated by Obama operative Kernell. All of their personal messages, emails, and lines of communication were rifled through and exposed for the world to see. This violation was done by a political operative, raised in the home of an elected Democrat official, for the expressed purpose of furthering Obama’s campaign.
We hope Popcorn gets all 50 years at sentencing and spends the rest of his life in prison for what he did. It’s a shame his father Mike can’t go along with him.
Governor Palin herself is expected to testify either today or tomorrow in this case. Apparently, the trial is being held in a very Palin-friendly part of the state. We hope her presence persuades jurors to throw the book at Popcorn.
What are you hearing about the trial today? Anything knew you have learned about all the terrible things Popcorn did? How do you think he will handle prison life?
Thursday Open Thread: April 22nd, 2010
What’s on your minds this Thursday?
What are people talking about in your part of the country?
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Here’s the St. Olaf Glee Club with a little tribute to Betty White, national treasure, and one of our very last surviving Golden Girls.
We adore all the attention Betty’s getting lately, and can’t wait for her to host Saturday Night Live on Mother’s Day — as it will most likely be the first time in 20 years that show has been funny.
She’s also going to be on a TVLand show starting this summer that’s set in, wait for it, wait for it, CLEVELAND. Whoo-hooo! Or, Wahoo, if you’d get the Indians joke. She’ll be playing the landlord of a Forest City house in which Valerie Bertinelli, Wendy Malek, and someone else decide to move into when their flight to New York is canceled. Just go with it. It’s set in Cleveland and stars Betty White. We’re counting the days.
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What do you think will happen with Cap & Tax Legislation?
What do you think will happen to Cap & Tax Legislation?
Will Republicans grow a spine and channel a little Chris Christie and Sarah Palin and take Cap & Tax down, exposing it as the lunacy fueled by the Anthropogenic Cult of Global Warming that it is? Do you think Republicans will, for once, do what the American people want and save our economy from Cap & Tax senseless carbon-tax oppression?
Will Democrats succeed in using procedural tricks while they are still in power to ram this through?
Will the Tea Party Movement do what the MSM here has refused to do and expose Climategate’s findings and show the American people what a Ponzi scheme this carbon tax business is?
Will Democrats try to push this, but fail to make progress before their shellacking in November?
PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE: Joe Biden's Ice Cream Edition
This is our new favorite photo of Joe Biden. It even has Valerie Jarrett lurking behind him, like she’s a tumor poking through his shiny Men’s Warehouse suit.
The only thing that would make it better would be ice cream cones in his hands…because our previous favorite photos are these, where Biden is doing things to ice cream that were previously only before captured on film in Japanese pornographic movies.
Nom, nom, nom.
It's been two years, and we still can't figure out why he needed two ice creams. It's like he's channeling Oprah.
It’s illegal in twelve states what this man is doing to Dairy Queen above.
With summer coming, and Biden not having much else to do, we hope he hits plenty of state fairs and Baskin Robbins and we get more of those nom, nom, nom frozen treat shots. It’s truly the only thing in life this man is good for.
Can someone photoshop some super delicious ice cream into his hands in the super awesome photo at the top?
Maybe add a banner that says “You Scream, They Scream, Biden Screams For Ice Cream!”. Something like that?
Those fists of his just scream cone-ready, no?
HRH Princess Caroline goes shopping on Fifth Avenue "to raise awareness of teachers". Seriously. She really did this. It's not a joke.
Sic Transit Caroline
The continuing, bizarre adventures of HRH Princess Caroline of Kennedy just got a little stranger. Even we didn’t think that was possible. Look at her, it’s John Kerry in drag by way of Jim Henson productions. How much stranger and more spoiled can she get? Though, to be fair, it is a pretty neat trick how she can float the red letters “A” and “P” in the air under her hands like that. Sad she was trying to spell “APPLE”, but lost her train of thought, then just gave up, but that’s New York’s would-be Senator for you. If it’s tough, just quit. Make yourself look as ridiculous as possible. Never have a clear or rational reason for anything. And, if all else fails, SHOP! You’re a Kennedy, dammit! You know?
Princess Caroline’s latest effort, for the people of New York, of course, is shopping on Fifth Avenue “to raise awareness of teachers”.
Today, she was shopping at J. Crew on Fifth Avenue (as Bergdorf-Goodman’s is closed for restocking, after Princess’ annual April 20th “420 Whacki-Tobacki” Shopping Spree), and invited a bunch of local teachers along to, presumably, watch her shop. It didn’t seem to occur to Her Royal Highness that today is a Wednesday, when school in New York is in session, so shouldn’t those teachers have been, like, you know, TEACHING students today instead of shopping with a Kennedy on Fifth Avenue?
Princess also invited hand bag designer Kate Spade (sister of unfunny comedian-turned Ellen Degeneres impersonator David Spade), some Muppets from Sesame Street, creepy hairdresser with ugly hair of his own Frederic Fekkai, and the owner of Nobu, which is the restaurant she likes to go to with New York Times Arthur Sulzberger.
“I’m, you know, like Jackie Kennedy’s daughter, and everyone loved her and thought she was so, you know, like, well-spoked and stuff, and graceful, so here I am. Some of you say I’m, like, an embarrassment to myself, my family, and others, but I think I’m kind of a saint in Ralph Lauren. I mean, look at me. Here I am, on a Wednesday, and I’m helping people. I could be shopping, but instead, I am at J. Crew on Fifth Avenue talking about shopping, and teaching teachers how to shop, because, like, they are busy and stuff and don’t know these things because they are teaching kids math. And I, like my mother, father, and uncles, and my little brother, we all believed that math is good, and how are the clerks going to add stuff up to send my accountant the bills if they don’t know math. That’s, you know, why I’m here and stuff. So that kids keep learning math so that I can keep shopping, since we will always need people to work the registers for me. I’m not only a Kennedy, but the last remaining link to Camelot, as I like to, you know, frequently remind you and stuff”.
No explanation was given, by anyone involved, for why this event was held at the J. Crew on Fifth Avenue, or why Princess Caroline, who has never worked a day in her life, is fit to address an assemblage of pigeons, let alone teachers, but apparently whomever the organization really wanted to speak was stuck in traffic somewhere…and finding Princess on Fifth Avenue is about as difficult as locating Waldo on an almost empty page.
“Well, Caroline was there already, like she always is, and she just happened to come into J. Crew to buy some of the too-tight, ugly, sweaters and giant belts Michelle Obama has been setting as a trend, being the trendsetter she is, so we asked Caroline to speak, never knowing how bad she would be and how many times she’d say “Uh” and “You know”. It was like watching her run for the Senate again, only worse because it was in person, and not on the TV where I could use mute”, one of the event organizers remarked. ”She was better than Lindsay Lohan, I guess, and that’s just the luck of the draw with this stuff.”
Unintentionally Funny Headline Over at Redstate About Tops and Bottoms
When we read Erik Erikson’s headline over at Redstate, “The Top’s Getting A Bailout and the Bottom’s Getting a Handout”, we thought this was going to be an article about Charlie Crist and Rahm Emanuel up to, well, something. Where “Handout” was a typo, and we had no idea what a “Bailout” was, but figured it involves Man’s Country, or at least a Friday night in the basement of Jackhammer.
Then we realized neither Crist nor Emanuel are Tops, so we had no idea what Erikson was talking about.
If you get the joke, you’ve been spending too much time with us here in Boystown. If you didn’t get it, you haven’t been reading us enough.
It’s like when Robby’s sister Ann-Louise puts “Watersports” on her resume under “Hobbies”, along with “Cooking”, “Wine Tasting”, “Volunteering”, and “Computers”. Why not just add “Clothing Optional Book Clubs” to that, too? Because we know she’s in one. Apparently, pants preclude full appreciation of Jane Austen.
The headline also reminds us of Brad Ellsworth’s Senate campaign website in Indiana, which uses the “Bear Pride” flag colors, though Ellsworth does not seem to be an actual Bear. He could, however be a Bear in secret, a sleeper Bear, but that’s as likely as him being an ursine, pic-a-nic basket stealing bear wearing a man suit. Maybe he’s that, too. Either way, he’s sure as heck not going to win Evan Bayh’s Senate seat.
Ga-rowwwwwl!
Brad Ellsworth for Senate!
We know Ellsworth is either a Sheriff, was a Sheriff, or guest-starred on the short-lived Suzanne Sommers syndicated comedy in the 80s, “She’s the Sheriff”.
And the Bear Flag colors are also the Sheriff’s colors.
Suzanne Sommers’ colors are pink and teal, because she’s a Spring.
But, still, the campaign’s web design choices are funny to us, because here in Boystown, it all has a second meaning, instantly recognizable to anyone on Halsted.
Just like it’s hilarious Ann-Louise says “Watersports”, when she means “Going on rich people’s boats and drinking their champagne and wearing a life jacket, and sometimes chasing dolphins with a Waverider”.
And it’s funny seeing “Top” and “Bottom” prominently featured on Redstate, where most likely Erikson had no idea how lendable they are to entendre.
SHOCKING: Larry King suggests President Obama should pose for Playgirl
The president is ready for his close-up.
Larry King has made the suggestion that President Barack Obama should pose for Playgirl.
It would, apparently, be a special issue that includes one of those tiny magnifying glasses old people use to do the Jumble. Because they can’t see well, and all the little squiggles are so tiny.
Folks, guys in the locker room of the East Bank Club here in Chicago talk, and Captain Tighty Whities might not want to take Larry King’s advice unless he wants to make a fool of himself. Not that this has ever stopped the current president before. But, Miss Thang shouldn’t be going full-frontal anywhere. If he was rolling on the Southside at “Cominsky Park” the way he claims he loved doing so much (despite not knowing the actual name of the stadium, or any of the Sox players), let’s just say he’d be serving Vienna sausages instead of footlongs (and he’d claim they spoke Austrian, too).
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BREAKING UPDATE: It’s actually not Obama that Larry King wants to see pose nude, but it’s Sarah Palin.
So, any outrage you may have felt over how ridiculous and disgusting King was being can be dismissed now, because it’s a strong female politician (and mother of five) being degraded and sexualized, not an effeminate biracial male one. So, the Left can put down its torches and pitchforks, because everyone knows there’s no limit to the attacks that can be leveled on a woman seeking the highest office in the land — especially not when it serves Liberals’ ongoing quest to destroy absolutely anyone who opposes the will of their Lightbringer.
But, most especially, Sarah Heath Palin, who lives rent-free in the White House’s nightmares.
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UPDATE #2: Because we can’t resist putting this out there, but Larry King is now being divorced for the 8th time.
Meanwhile, the argument against two guys who love each other and want to commit, or two women who want to stay together and spend their lives taking care of each other, is that it would ruin “the sanctity of marriage” and “render marriage a joke”.
So, what do straight people like Larry King do to marriage when they keep divorcing their wives and moving on to younger, fresher, less experienced models?
What does that do to the sanctity of marriage when a wife gets too worldly and smart, and stops putting up with someone like Larry King’s garbage, so he dumps her and soon marries his yoga instructor, Candi, with an “i”, who wants to go shopping so badly she doesn’t mind sleeping next to someone who should rightfully be in a sarcophagus? In a museum.
We bet gay guys would only get married, at most, once in their lives before breaking up and getting divorced. Most lesbians would probably stay together forever and be married only once themselves. It’s impossible to imagine a gay version of Larry King or Elizabeth Taylor ever existing. Well, on drag nights, the latter, maybe. And the former on Halloween, but only if a makeup artist is good enough to capture his goblinesque features grotesquely enough.
If American society allows people like Larry King to make a mockery of marriage, then Americans need to reevaluate just how big of a mockery the gay community could make of the same institution — if given the same spousal rights and allowed to have their own ceremonies, on fabulous roof decks or on decked-out ocean liners or wherever, with almost none of us wanting anything to do with cathedrals or churches of any kind.
Just saying.
And reminding you there are millions of gay men and women who would do just about anything to have the right Larry King so frequently uses — a right he does not seem to deem sacred in the least.
You Are the Resistance: Get in gear and go rogue
Long ago, it became obvious that the American news media, Organizing for America, ACORN, the SEIU, the DNC, and the White House itself were all involved in coordinated efforts to use the Internet to serve the Lightbringer, and malign his opponents.
This was done to great effect against Hillary Clinton and her supporters in 2008, and was done against the McCain/Palin campaign in the general election.
It never stopped, folks, with the focus squarely aimed at Sarah Palin.
We believe, firmly, that Obama’s many operatives include paid cadres of drones (Obots) who sit in cubicles all day cutting and pasting Organizing for America-approved copy into anything they know will be picked up by Yahoo, Google, and other Obama-friendly search engines and sites.
The goal, currently, appears to be the branding of Sarah Palin in the most negative terms possible, so that Republicans will foolishly cast her aside and accept the meme that she cannot be President.
Obama did this to Hillary Clinton in 2008, with his Obots repeatedly telling Democrat primary voters that Hillary “was too polarizing to win a general election” — and that they were racists if they “didn’t want to vote for the black man”. Their bullying and constant repetition won the day in many cases.
Essentially, they’ve never stopped using this playbook, but rather turned the page and directed their fire at Palin.
The Left has always counted on the laziness and Eeyorism of its opponents. Leftists are 20% of the country, tops, but they currently control the nation — because moderates, conservatives, and independents didn’t effectively resist them in 2008. Really, we can go back much further, because America slept while the Left took over the news media, turning it into a wing of the Democrat Party. With the DNC taken over by the Leftist coup of 2008, this means communication, opinion, and information is being controlled and manipulated squarely by the Left, to further Leftist purposes.
We need to resist this.
Here’s one idea on how to do that, and it involves taking out your copy of Going Rogue and going rogue with it yourself.
* Yahoo Answers is being manipulated by Obots
* Example: If you search Yahoo Answers for the answer to “What were Sarah Palin’s colleges?”, the answer that comes up was clearly written by an Obot drone. It’s a vile attack on Palin, written by a troll named “Fred M”, who started posting on February 1st, and has 80 questions that he’s posted and answered since then. All of them are anti-Palin Q&As. All of them further the meme that Palin is too polarizing and unfit to be POTUS. It is a clear and deliberate Obama preemptive assault on the one Republican we believe is sure to defeat him in 2012.
* Palin supporters need to register on Yahoo Answers — as any character you want to be, just as “Fred M” is not a real person, but an Obot construct — and start posting questions about Governor Palin there, providing answers from Going Rogue. Cite the page numbers from the book, and essentially just proceed page by page asking a question and providing the answer so that Yahoo Answers gets balanced with pro-Palin information.
* Just imagine if 50 people out there posted a Palin question every day, and provided a pro-Palin answer to it. 50 x 30 = 1500 pro-Palin hits in Yahoo a month. Now, imagine if 100 or 1000 people started doing this. Once you get into a rhythm, it’s not hard to do, and can actually be fun.
* Essentially, it would turn Yahoo Answers into a Sarah Palin Going Rogue study guide. With accurate information about the Governor to counter the Left’s hate and lies.
If we want to defeat the Left, we need to observe what they are doing and counter it.
We need to be the Scoobies that research, write, organize, and counterbalance the Left at every turn…so that Governor Palin can do her thing, crack some skulls, and go rogue herself on the national level, with her support team mitigating Obama’s primary weapon against her: misinformation.
It’s hard work.
None of it will be fun.
We wish we had realized this needed to be done for Hillary Clinton, but we didn’t have a website back in 2006 and didn’t see any of this coming.
So, every day, we continue to warn Palin supporters what the Left is up to, so what was done to Hillary cannot be done to Palin.
Every day we all need to do something to thwart the Left.
If only 20% of the country is Leftist, and if we can just mobilize enough moderates, conservatives, and independents to counterbalance the Left’s daily activities, these radicals will be quickly drowned out by the American Resistance.
Be pro-Sarah in all that you do, not anti-Obama. Operate from a place filled with love for your country, not hatred of the Left. Oppose the Left at every turn and fight to take back this country using your God-given smarts, but do not be overcome by the emotion and insanity of the Left.
If we work hard, every day, we will win. They will lose. They’ll howl and wail and gnash their teeth and rip their clothes, while the rest of us pave the way for President Palin to restore this country to strength, solvency, and greatness.
Who’s with us?
David "Popcorn" Kernell Trial Watch Open Thread
Proud poppa of Popcorn.
Obama operative David “Popcorn” Kernell’s trial continues today — he’s charged with cyber crimes, identity theft, and plotting to derail the 2008 Republican presidential campaign, all in service to his Lightbringer. Kernell’s the son of notorious Tennessee state rep Mike Kernell, another self-proclaimed “Obamacrat”. What a coincidence. Regrettably, only the son stands a chance of going to jail, but considering how rampantly corrupt Democrats have become in the Golden Age of Hope and Change, a future family reunion for Popcorn and his pop might not be out of the realm of possibility.
Here’s hoping Lady Justice is a mamma grizzly who refuses to let Obama operatives get away with malicious computer attacks and theft in the name of Dr. Utopia.
An example should be made of Popcorn…and he should be the first of many “Obamacrats” prosecuted for their flagrant violations of the law.
What are the latest trial developments that you are reading?
Who’s on the witness stand today?
Any news on when Governor Palin will testify against her attacker?
