What’s the most hideous dress Michelle Obama has worn so far?
(1) Her Wilma Flintstone-Marries-Mr. Coffee-Ragamuffin Inaugural Gown
Designed for a drag queen by Jason Wu, but worn by the new first lady
(2) Her Nursing-Home-Cat-Pee-Bat-Bow Frock
(3) Her Black-Widow-Spider-Election-Night-Halloween-Costume
(4) Her Disheveled-Sloppy-Flying-Around-On-Air-Force-One Outfit
Class vs. Crass
What other terrible outfits worn by our current first lady do you think warrant inclusion in her Hideous Dress Hall of Shame?
April 22, 2010 at 10:06 am
Can’t decide – there are too many choices! This is a personal favorite, for overall ugliness, inappropriateness and evident smugness.
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/6Cbx0_MkLRY/Wreath+Laying+Tomb+Unknowns+Commemorates+Veterans/DdEmF44-Mu6/Michelle+Obama
And this preschooler-made ensemble is unforgettable too:
http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/michelle%20obama%20ugly%20clothes.jpg
April 22, 2010 at 10:17 am
Oh wow, that second one is TERRIBLE. Although the one she wore for Iron Chef is just as hideous.
http://blog.newsok.com/bamsblog/2010/01/02/michelle-obama-to-appear-on-iron-chef-america-sunday/
April 22, 2010 at 11:37 am
It looks like one of the chefs was trying to demonstrate solidarity with her Florida Gator dress by wearing orange crocs with matching socks.
April 22, 2010 at 11:47 am
That one is a real stand-out, even for her.
April 22, 2010 at 11:56 am
Hi Jane:
If the boyz are using “Chicago Rules” like I do in my polls (and they are Chicago boyz), you don’t have to make choices.
vote early, vote often
Smooches,
MOTUS
April 22, 2010 at 4:27 pm
That orange and turquoise disaster (maybe she’s wearing Charlie Crist!) was the one that came to my mind. Thanks for posting the link, Ok Says!
April 23, 2010 at 1:23 am
the boys should have had another option: all of them are hideous :)
April 22, 2010 at 10:20 am
Yup, that second one is my personal winner in the hideous department.
April 22, 2010 at 9:53 pm
Mine too. Damn tough and vigorous competition though.
Ugh.
April 22, 2010 at 11:04 am
The second one looks like she’s wearing a cupcake.
April 22, 2010 at 11:23 am
With TWO cardigans on. Why would you layer two – are you trying to look even bulkier?? (“GASP – oh, she’s so ORIGINAL!”).
April 22, 2010 at 7:00 pm
She tries to put bulk on top to balance the massive bulk on the bottom.
April 22, 2010 at 11:44 am
She wore a bright color at very solemn occasion. She has no class. She sould take some tips from Biden’s wife…..
April 22, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Jane — that pinata look was worn to Westminster Abbey. Such decorum.
April 22, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Yeah, I was embarassed that she was dressed like that in London. Westminster Abbey makes it even more horrific.
April 22, 2010 at 2:40 pm
I had never seen that blue carpet with the gun belt and grunge boots–and are those black leotards she’s wearing with them? Some designer really doesn’t like this woman. Doesn’t the poor dear have a friend who can pull her aside and explain things to her?
April 22, 2010 at 6:05 pm
She wore this at Westminster Abbey? OMG, I thought this was some recent picture taken in Mexico. I as a tourist wouldn’t wear something like that to a holy place, let alone the first lady of America. Sad, very sad.
April 22, 2010 at 10:12 am
you should have an “all of the above”
April 22, 2010 at 10:23 am
Or “any dress that is sleeveless.”
April 22, 2010 at 10:14 am
I’m going with the ‘tomb of the unknown soldier’ one too. Not only is it crass to wear hot turquoise to a ceremony at a cemetery on Veteran’s Day, but the belt fashioned by Goodyear? Oy vey.
April 22, 2010 at 10:52 am
And those boots! Did she ride in on Trigger?
April 22, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Actually, cowboy/girl boots can be quite fetching! At least they have some shape (who can argue with pointed toes and heels?)–these boots have got to be orthopedic. Please note how wide they are in the front.
April 22, 2010 at 10:58 am
Egads. You had to remind us about that one, didn’t you?
Seriously, you’re right. Tacky fashion taste is one thing. Downright disrespect is another. Although–to give the benefit of the doubt–maybe she didn’t MEAN to be disrespectful? Did her mama just fail to bring her up right?
Ugh, you never can tell with that Chicago-Alinsky bunch. They’re so hate-driven it might have been deliberate. Who knows? We may never know. But that in itself is another Alinsky tactic. Keep ‘em guessing so much, you make ‘em crazy.
April 22, 2010 at 11:53 am
She either hates this country or is dumb as a rock (apologies to rocks) or both. I think I’ll go with both.
April 22, 2010 at 12:53 pm
In Chicago thugged out Obama speak, “I betcha you caint tell her dat she aint alladat in her outfits”!!! Translation? I bet you can not tell her that she is not all that in her clothes!
April 22, 2010 at 10:16 am
not to stray too far but a few weeks ago we had a friend stay over from Atlanta who is a HUGE Obama fan…as a rule if you are a guest in the house I dont talk politics…I think it is somewhat base…that being said I give one 3 strikes and then I open my mouth….talking to her was a very eye-opening experience…..Obama could molest a 5 y/o on national tv and these kool-aid drinkers would still defend him….they are really like zombies.
April 22, 2010 at 10:40 am
You let them have all of 3 strikes!?! LOL! My rule is you open the gate in my home and I get my turn to talk.
And yes, the Obama Babies would let him do anything, I mean there is NOTHING he can do that they won’t excuse.
Yet they wonder why we compare his following to that of Hilter? (Ovens? What ovens?! It’s a feritlizer plant silly!)
April 22, 2010 at 11:42 am
Yeah, it is really bad. People were like that about Kennedy too, right?
April 22, 2010 at 3:13 pm
No Perries, he had issues that might have been problems for his 1964 election. That’s why he was in Texas in November 1963. His own party was threatening to run a primary – possibly a Southern candidate – because he had so many foreign policy debacles. While we laud his performance during the Cuban Missile Crisis, you have to remember there was a build up to “does this guy know what the blazes he’s doing?”
That crisis was the closest we came to nuclear war and the public was glad that we got through it, but during it there was a lot of complaining that he was bested by No Perries, he had issues that might have been problems for his 1964 election. That’s why he was in Texas in November 1963. His own party was threatening to run a primary – possibly a Southern candidate – because he had so many foreign policy debacles. While we laud his performance during the Cuban Missle Crisis, you have to remember there was a build up to “does this guy know what the blazes he’s doing?”
That crisis was the closest we came to nuclear war and the public was glad that we got through it, but during it there was a lot of complaining that he was bested by No Perries, he had issues that might have been problems for his 1964 election. That’s why he was in Texas in November 1963. His own party was threatening to run a primary – possibly a Southern candidate – because he had so many foreign policy debacles. While we laud his performance during the Cuban Missle Crisis, you have to remember there was a build up to “does this guy know what the blazes he’s doing?”
That crisis was the closest we came to nuclear war and the public was glad that we got through it, but during it there was a lot of complaining that he was bested by Kruschev several times and that he was a No Perries, he had issues that might have been problems for his 1964 election. That’s why he was in Texas in November 1963. His own party was threatening to run a primary – possibly a Southern candidate – because he had so many foreign policy debacles. While we laud his performance during the Cuban Missle Crisis, you have to remember there was a build up to “does this guy know what the blazes he’s doing?”
That crisis was the closest we came to nuclear war and the public was glad that we got through it, but during it there was a lot of complaining that he was bested by Khruschev several times and that he was a neophyte, surrounded by a bunch of egg heads that didn’t know a damn thing about the dangers of the world. The public was angry that the missiles were discovered when they were practically operational.
But then he was assassinated and he became a martyred hero – forever young. Jackie cemented his legacy with her “camelot” references right after his death and a myth was born.
He was not beloved by many in his own party until his death. , surrounded by a bunch of egg heads that didn’t know a damn thing about the dangers of the world. The public was angry that the missles were discovered when they were practically operational.
But then he was assasinated and he became a martyered hero – forever young. Jackie cemented his legacy with her “camelot” references right after his death and a myth was born.
He was not beloved by many in his own party until his death. several times and that he was a neophite, surrounded by a bunch of egg heads that didn’t know a damn thing about the dangers of the world. The public was angry that the missles were discovered when they were practically operational.
But then he was assasinated and he became a martyered hero – forever young. Jackie cemented his legacy with her “camelot” references right after his death and a myth was born.
He was not beloved by many in his own party until his death. several times and that he was a neophite, surrounded by a bunch of egg heads that didn’t know a damn thing about the dangers of the world. The public was angry that the missles were discovered when they were practically operational.
But then he was assasinated and he became a martyered hero – forever young. Jackie cemented his legacy with her “camelot” references right after his death and a myth was born.
He was not beloved by many in his own party until his death.
April 22, 2010 at 3:15 pm
My goodness! I don’t know what happened to my post -
Hopefully, here it is in normal “speak”. Yikes!
No Perries, he had issues that might have been problems for his 1964 election. That’s why he was in Texas in November 1963. His own party was threatening to run a primary – possibly a Southern candidate – because he had so many foreign policy debacles. While we laud his performance during the Cuban Missle Crisis, you have to remember there was a build up to “does this guy know what the blazes he’s doing?”
That crisis was the closest we came to nuclear war and the public was glad that we got through it, but during it there was a lot of complaining that he was bested by Khrushchev several times and that he was a neophyte, surrounded by a bunch of egg heads that didn’t know a damn thing about the dangers of the world. The public was angry that the missles were discovered when they were practically operational.
But then he was assassinated and he became a martyered hero – forever young. Jackie cemented his legacy with her “camelot” references right after his death and a myth was born.
He was not beloved by many in his own party until his death.
April 23, 2010 at 1:27 am
does that include allowing him to get away with murder? Just asking…. especially since there is a dead gay choirmaster in Chicago… and there is the command to kill Alawki (not that I am against this particular man being killed… would be better if his American citizenship is stripped first)
April 22, 2010 at 10:16 am
The coach dress. Hands down. Although I was playing the drinking game on the night of the 2008 election . . . and awoke from my alcohol induced sleep to that hideous black widow dress and wondered how anyone could go out in public in that thing.
The media boasts constantly of her excellent taste. Probably because any criticism would be deemed racist. Meh.
April 22, 2010 at 10:16 am
Couch not coach. Sorry.
April 22, 2010 at 8:27 pm
The media tried to make her out to be the reincarnation of Jackie Kennedy. Jackie would NEVER have been caught wearing what looks like hoochie-mama discount store ghettoliscious rags on her WORST day, even if she were on her hands and knees scrubbing toilets.
April 23, 2010 at 1:28 am
an ugly old bag like her would go out in public…. oops… not very nice… but she is ugly!!
April 22, 2010 at 10:16 am
That’s like asking, “What do you hate more, beef liver or calf’s liver?”
However…my all-time sentimental favourite has to be the nursing-home cat-pee sofa dress.
Besides its overall ugliness, let’s face it, there aren’t many fashions that can double as furniture.
April 22, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Oh come on. I’m old enough to remember when both the couch and the dress were groovy.
April 22, 2010 at 10:17 am
i wrote in all of them……………her clothes have got to be the ugliest things I have ever seen ………………
She either has no taste in what would look better on her ugly body or somebody is deliberately dressing her to look as bad as possible and then try to sell ‘her fashionista’ trait to the public – ugh ugh ugh…………….sorry – ugly woman, ugly clothes – no puttin’ lipstick on that pig
April 22, 2010 at 10:52 am
Actually, I think she’s a very pretty woman. With the right clothes, she’d be a knockout. Sure, she’s got wide hips (boy, can I sympathize!) but there are easy ways to deal with that. Didn’t her mama teach her anything about that?
You would think that with all the millions our First Couple spends on their various little vanities, they could get a wardrobe person who knows at least as much about how to flatter a figure as I do–and believe me, I ain’t no fashion plate!
April 22, 2010 at 9:58 pm
I think she looks like #17.
http://www.solegends.com/citorc/citorc5villagers.htm
April 22, 2010 at 11:06 am
I almost think there is a game going on of “How ugly can we dress her and STILL have the bleeding lambs swear she’s the second coming of Lily Langtree?”
April 22, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Hillbuzz blogged this once before and I still laugh thinking of the image (IIRC)]of her children choosing one piece of her outfit, an assistant who hates her choosing another and a straight secret service agent choosing a third. All in separate rooms. All in the dark.
April 22, 2010 at 10:18 am
Or her dress for The One’s last State of the Union – but with added demure sleeves and another tacky belt.
http://newsbird.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/ugly-ugly-added-sleeves.jpg
April 22, 2010 at 1:26 pm
That’s a belt? It looks like she swiped a strap from her daughter’s backpack.
April 22, 2010 at 10:22 am
She is a tall woman with a fairly lean body from the waist up – why does she insist on wearing clothing that is too tight and too short on top? It looks like she’s been shopping in the kids department.
April 22, 2010 at 10:33 am
Too tight – like this one?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/02/michelle-obama-the-queen_n_523374.html
You should see the rear view. I couldn’t find the photo, but it ain’t pretty.
April 22, 2010 at 10:52 am
I couldn’t resist seeing what the Huff’n'Puffers commented on that one. Helen Keller could tell that dress didn’t fit her.
April 22, 2010 at 11:04 am
And that dress actually looked quite nice in comparison to most of the other stuff she’s seen in.
April 22, 2010 at 11:13 am
http://view.picapp.com/pictures.photo/editorial/michelle-obama-meets-trade/image/8421187?term=michelle+obama&scomp=mosaic&network=WordPress.com&blog=newsbird.wordpress.com&post=http%3a%2f%2fnewsbird.wordpress.com%2f2010%2f04%2f02%2fmichelle-at-the-office-of-the-united-states-trade-representative%2f&uid=0
The rear view. OMG, it was just too much.
April 22, 2010 at 11:19 am
Thank you Lynn – you deserve a Purple Heart for tracking that one down.
April 22, 2010 at 11:24 am
That rear view photo has been nearly obliterated at picapp.com.
Here it is from michellesmirror.com:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_DawJTCHuL3c/S8noXtHYyLI/AAAAAAAAD8A/WwIbn1VwIvU/big%20butt_thumb%5B4%5D.jpg?imgmax=800
April 22, 2010 at 11:45 am
oh dear lord!
April 22, 2010 at 11:49 am
Luis:
Thanks for sharing the butt-money-shot from my little blog. It’s even scarier full size in the post:
http://www.michellesmirror.com/2010/04/wholly-saturday.html
Hugs,
MOTUS
April 22, 2010 at 1:17 pm
That’s what they call junk in the trunk!
April 22, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Don’t they have any 3 way mirrors in that White House?! Yikes! I can’t help feeling sorry that she hasn’t a friend in that place that will tell her that clothes are too tight, or too loud, or just awful.
April 23, 2010 at 1:08 am
Noooooooooooo!
April 23, 2010 at 7:39 am
“Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go round!”
May 4, 2010 at 4:18 pm
She forgot to wear her Spanx that day. Seriously, WHAT was she thinking?
April 22, 2010 at 10:24 am
I’d add the baby diarrhea green inaugural outfit.
And the leggings and applique top she wore to Westminster Abbey. The top looked like those daisy cut-outs from the ’60s.
April 22, 2010 at 10:46 am
Who could forget?!?! That was beyond hideous. That deserves first (last) place!
April 22, 2010 at 10:27 am
I voted the Air Force One picture. The others could be excused with ‘well she has really, really bad taste but at least she tried’ (bless her heart). The Air Force 1 has no effort at all – its fine for regular folks going to Grandma’s but not someone representing the US.
April 22, 2010 at 10:31 am
I voted AF1 slob also. When you’re crowned Fashion Icon of the World ™ you are never EVER allowed a day off. :D
April 22, 2010 at 10:56 am
Exactly what I was thinking.
April 22, 2010 at 11:25 am
No one I know would ever have gone to Grandma’s looking like that!
April 22, 2010 at 3:23 pm
If I ever showed up at my grandma’s in too tight shorts, hair a mess, looking disheveled, she’d have marched me upstairs and made me put on some ladylike clothing. And that would be for family only.
To know that you are going to be photographed from every angle, why would you look like that?
April 22, 2010 at 10:31 am
Since when does casual Friday apply to Air Force One?
April 22, 2010 at 10:35 am
A couple of my favorite blogs are dedicated to the FLOTUS Fashion Disasters and stuff like NKFB(tm) (No Kid Fat Behind !):
http://newsbird.wordpress.com/
http://www.michellesmirror.com/
Great fun !
April 22, 2010 at 11:43 am
DeviceVB:
Thank you sooooo much for the nice boost here in the boyzz blog.
Hugs,
MOTUS
April 22, 2010 at 10:44 am
Thanks for the grins, guys. I could NOT stop laughing!!!
April 22, 2010 at 11:05 am
I vote for the hot little number she wore to a posthumous presentation of the Medal of Honor.
April 22, 2010 at 11:34 am
Ah, yes – just what a First Lady should wear to witness the award of our nation’s highest honor.
http://flypaper.bluefly.com/Michelle_Barack_Obama_award_posthumous_medal_of_honor_Bluefly_blog_FlyPaper-400.JPG
April 22, 2010 at 11:51 am
She had quite the attitude going in that pic…trouble in obama-land it looks like.
April 22, 2010 at 1:19 pm
It’s like some of the pics of Madonna and Guy Ritchie before their divorce!
April 22, 2010 at 6:06 pm
There were rumors the marriage was on the rocks before he ran for precedent. I’m sure she sucked it up so she could live in the whitehouse like soros promised them.
April 22, 2010 at 11:06 am
It doesn’t matter what she wears, she has a body like a kangaroo and ZERO class which is why she always looks a hot mess!
April 22, 2010 at 11:27 am
Kangaroo! Yes! I had always leaned toward Al Capp’s schmoos (sp?), but they of course had no long toned arms.
April 22, 2010 at 11:09 am
AF1, what a major slob MO is in that pic. Her Mexico adventure was a hoot too!! Those unbuttoned white too tight pants were a major mistake.The pic of her waving from the plane shows unbuttoned tight pants. LOL
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/15/michelle-obama-in-mexico_n_539091.html
April 22, 2010 at 11:30 am
And just above the unbuttoned pants, showing through the thin grey tee, the reemergence of the oversized donut-shaped cushion belly with the obvious inny belly button. How subtle!
Had we seen that since AF1?
April 22, 2010 at 11:11 am
You need to include that thing she wore to Westminster Abbey.
April 22, 2010 at 11:15 am
Oh yes, the kindergarten pasted on phony flowers in layer after layer. LOL
April 22, 2010 at 11:15 am
MO is going through a “show my ta-tas” phase right now.
Either she wears see-through tops or low-slung numbers.
We all know how “dignified” and “ladylike” that is. ROFL
April 22, 2010 at 11:31 am
I don’t WANT to see her ta-tas. (Or any more of her arms clear up to the top of her shoulders, for that matter)
April 22, 2010 at 11:22 am
I vote for the “Wilma”. Because even though she did not properly accessorize with huge pearls she was trying to look classy and first lady-ish. She didn’t and doesn’t even come close
April 22, 2010 at 11:25 am
Here’s my vote – apparently at her “obesity” lecture:http://www.michellesmirror.com/2010/04/work-of-fashion-forward-is-never-done.html
April 22, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Jean:
Thanks sooo much for the buzzz.
Hugs,
MOTUS
April 22, 2010 at 11:28 am
Jackie Kennedy is weeping in heaven and our living former first ladies smile politely. Wouldn’t you love to know what they all think?
April 22, 2010 at 11:29 am
What makes me crazy about Michelle is that she could be a lovely woman. Why in the world they put her in these dreadful out fits is beyond me.
Michelle is a good argument for mothers to use about beauty being on the inside. She’s a beautiful woman you just can’t tell because she’s always scowling and trying to dress so over the top.
April 22, 2010 at 11:29 am
Wow! Reading this was sort of giggly trip down female-snark lane!! There really is no way to summarize what this woman has done to the formerly dignified post of “First Lady” (which she doesn’t occupy successfully–she’s the First Woman). I don’t believe I’ve ever seen anyone so casually and consistently do damage to the general concept of clothing on people. Man, she is a train wreck.
I will forever remember Jackie Kennedy’s loveliness. I grew up on a dryland farm with no phone and knew that I was always well-dressed in terms of J. C. Penney’s and Mom’s Sewing Machine, and I sure had no self-image issue. We farmkids just always KNEW we looked just fine, thank you very much, in our pedal pushers and saddle shoes. But when I began to see photos of Mrs. Kennedy, oh my. I remembering feeling very quiet inside, just loooooking and looooking, and thinking, “Oh. She’s so pretty.” That lady knew how to WEAR clothing, and the clothing didn’t scream “look at me!”
Again, following my/our comments of yesterday about her daughter: the contrast with her mother is part of what makes Caroline’s current persona such a sad misfit.
April 22, 2010 at 12:04 pm
And unfortunately for Princess Caroline John got his mother’s looks. John was a babe.
April 22, 2010 at 12:52 pm
You are right. She is not the First Lady because she is not a lady in any regard.
April 22, 2010 at 11:34 am
Anything she wore in Copenhagen – or Oslo.
On the European tour, the Alaia too-tight black biker jacket worn over the Goodyear-belted flowered cardigan over the white Big Bow blouse, with Big Bow mashed to give the illusion of ta tas. (Before someone bought her a padded bra.) Worn with too-tight too-long black pants. And photographed with elegant Carla Bruni Sarkozy, beautifully turned out in the simplest perfectly tailored lilac coat and slim slacks.
April 22, 2010 at 11:34 am
I’ve seen a picture on HB of her walking the dog in some kind of pajama shorts thing. That was pretty sloppy looking.
I saw Obama wearing some sweat pants and sandals that looked horrendous, and he was carrying a GQ magazine of his OWN picture on the cover.
April 22, 2010 at 12:26 pm
That picture of her walking the dog has to be the one of the worst ten. I mean, she was at the WH for heaven’s sake, she should know that people would take her picture. It would not have taken her any longer to put on something cute than to dress in that horrible outfit. If the dog had to go, couldn’t she at least put on a cute outfit or ask someone to please take him out that was already dressed?
April 22, 2010 at 1:21 pm
That’s more of her I don’t give a damn about what you poor, uncouth, peasant peons think of the Queen B! I’m rich, the FLOTUS and a size 4 dammit!
April 22, 2010 at 2:31 pm
She is a size 4? She sure doesn’t look like it. Maybe her top is a 4. Her bottom has to be a 16.
April 22, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Her foot isn’t even a size 4… I don’t think I see anything on her that could possibly be a size 4!!!
April 22, 2010 at 11:38 am
http://www.awaytoteach.net/drupal/files/images/michelleobamayearbook.jpg
Can’t you just see that evil eye stare in the hallway?
April 22, 2010 at 12:12 pm
That picture shivers me timbers!!! Thanks in advance for the nightmares tonight! :P
April 22, 2010 at 12:55 pm
And her sycophantic fans say she doesn’t treat her hair or wear a wighat.
Suuuuuuuuuure.
April 22, 2010 at 1:23 pm
And her eyebrows were even hostilely arched back then! Why is she so angry? Because she’s homely?
April 22, 2010 at 1:45 pm
So, imagine that mug glaring at you; are YOU going to tell her how to dress?
April 22, 2010 at 11:38 am
Or Moscow in peach with a really bad wighat, courtesy of michellesmirror.com?
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_DawJTCHuL3c/S8noWnbl-PI/AAAAAAAAD74/weuurpX2uXI/232x437_thumb%5B6%5D.jpg?imgmax=800
Or Mexico City from the same source – floral haunches?
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_DawJTCHuL3c/S8YrsvsPb7I/AAAAAAAAD4I/7-kzud2BHPg/dianne%20von%20furstenburg_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800
April 22, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Luis:
Thank you again soooo much.
Double Hugs,
MOTUS
April 22, 2010 at 11:39 am
I hate the Black widow one especially because Mechelle,Zero and the chillins’ all wore red and black which are the first two colors on the black liberation flag. They hate America. I can see it in every thing they do.
April 22, 2010 at 11:39 am
Go to Newsbird and Michelle Obama’s Mirror.
That white pantsuit she wore in Mexico–there is a photo of her waving from AF One and it looks like she was too fat to button her slacks!!!
So, instead of wearing something else, she goes out in public wearing them anyway!
Oh, so dignified and classy and fit (snark snark snark) is MOBama.
April 22, 2010 at 12:15 pm
MichelleIndependent:
I did my best with that one, but it past Lady M’s test: “If it zips, it fits”. Quote attributed to my loyal MOL, srdem65 in a comment here:
http://www.michellesmirror.com/2010/04/oprah-d-oprah-redux.html
Hugs,
MOTUS
April 22, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Michelle O’s rule is “If it zips it fits. If not, wear it anyway!”
April 22, 2010 at 11:41 am
Yesterday she apparently did exercises in front of a group of school kids in a cayenne colored pantsuit that almost fit. But she trashed it with a camisole underneath covered in pink and red sequins. In the daytime. At a school. So low cut that the top of her padded bra showed. Some boys were obviously transfixed.
April 22, 2010 at 12:15 pm
No, no, no. They were obviously transfixed (and just a tad bit envious) because the hair on her chest (henceforth known as her boobstache) was much thicker than theirs!
April 22, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Boobstache!!!!!
OMG! I’m dying here!!!!LOL
April 22, 2010 at 11:46 am
At least the lame stream media isn’t trying to compare her to Jackie O. anymore. Thank god for small favors.
April 22, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Have you read the latest issue of Traveler magazine? She’s Jackie O reincarnate in the white house. It’s really disgusting, I called and canceled my subscription to all Conde Nast publications after that bit of
‘reporting’ You can read it online if you google it. It’s truly nauseating.
April 23, 2010 at 10:16 am
Barfola. If I’d had a subscription i would have canceled it. What suck-ups. SHE WILL NEVER BE LIKE JACKIE…..EVAH!!
April 22, 2010 at 11:47 am
Contrast the cow in the WH with Sarah Palin. Now there’s a great body, after 5 kids no less. She looks great in those heels. If anyone should be inspiring a kid fitness movement in the US, it’s Sarah. Not thunder thighs.
April 22, 2010 at 12:19 pm
True story. My coworker is a die hard liberal so of course, being the conservative that I am, I asked her one day how she felt about Michael…excuse me, Michelle and she actually said with a straight face, “I think she’s beautiful”. And Sarah Palin? Her exact words, “I can’t stand her”. Go figure!
April 22, 2010 at 12:26 pm
I get such a kick out of how happy and how great Sarah always looks. She’s one of those that a straight woman like me actually may approach in public and say, “I just have to tell you, you look so great! You know how to put it together!” (and then I leave, so the poor woman doesn’t think I’m setting her up for something…!)
April 22, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Me to! That is what I love about Sarah, she just radiates inner beauty, peace, sincerity and intelligence, love and charm…all of those qualities that combined together in a person uplifts you and makes you feel better than you did before, just by being in their presence! And that’s just the inside!
Her taste and style are both impeccable, chic, classy and yet still soft and feminine, she’s just AWESOME!
You can see her heart shining straight through and unlike “some people” she just comes across as having such a beautiful spirit. She is absolutely breath taking to me.
April 22, 2010 at 1:04 pm
While also looking utterly sizzling in a black biker jacket (which she wore while campaigning for McCain last month)!
April 22, 2010 at 11:48 am
She was a mess for the Nobel Prize presentation.
The skin tight hot pink dress at the WH Correspondents dinner deserves “honorable mention”.
April 22, 2010 at 11:52 am
Oh, yes. The side view was rump and bump.
Stuffed Sausage of the United States
SSOTUS
April 22, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Oh, dear. I didn’t see it, but the word picture is enough.
April 22, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Someone has to be the sausage in that family.
April 22, 2010 at 11:57 am
Has this been posted? The infamous white spandex suit with other atrocities included.
http://tinyurl.com/2f4waq7
Notice that the jacket is a size 8 with skin-tight sleeves.
Below, in the second pic of MO waving, (standing with her legs wide apart) it appears that the two unbuttoned flaps are showing through her gray top. Tried to pull a fast one, right MO?
Also, notice in the photo of MO in gold dress while sitting next to First Lady of Mexico:
FLOMX is poised and ladylike with legs together while MO is…er… blech!
April 22, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Her (nonexistent) style and (lack of) fashion sense are both absolutely disgusting! I could find better looking clothing at Forever 21 and guess what? Unlike her too tight, tacky clothing, they would actually fit! I bet she spent a pretty penny of US tax dollars on that crap!
April 22, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Don’t overlook her expression in the last of those photographs … she was less than pleased to be getting her hands dirty holding those leaves.
April 22, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Can you find all the mistakes in this outfit?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2343761/posts
April 22, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Two belts with no relationship in to one another…gives a bag lady “gotta wear all my clothes” look.
Skirt in loud print that makes her bottom half look even larger.
Gathered skirt in a stiff fabric, again, making her lower half wider.
No relationship between the sweater and the rest of the ensemble.
Sweater too tight.
Sweater in a color that makes her skin look sallow.
Blouse too floofy for being under a tight sweater.
Shoes too ‘cocktail-ee’ for a rather casual “Shopping at the mall with Mom” look.
No stockings.
April 22, 2010 at 12:32 pm
MO seldom wears stockings, if ever.
She just gets her legs waxed and over-greased like she went to Jiffy Lube.
Very gauche.
April 22, 2010 at 12:49 pm
She probably just uses Barak’s left over vaseline on her legs.
April 22, 2010 at 12:29 pm
OMG!! What the hell is wrong with her! Are there no mirrors in the White House? She must be suffering from the I’m really a size 4 trapped in a size 14 body disorder….just buy some clothes that fit already, sheesh! Everything is too tight! Nothing matches and the metal/plastic/utility belts that are supposed to disguise her paunch only draw more attention to it. She has a HUGE gut, bowed legs, very masculine and wide bottom and super narrow, flat chested top. I just don’t get it.
You would think with all the money you know she’s burning through with her staff of ladies in waiting, she could find SOMEONE put together a halfway decent or at least presentable wardrobe that is actually coordinated and FITS.
April 22, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Hey, wait that reminds me of another contender.
MO was wearing a WWF belt and a gold-colored skirt and sweater outfit of mixed patterns while sitting in a chair.
I think it was a J Crew “ensemble” accented by a triple wide boob belt.
April 22, 2010 at 12:08 pm
What was the line from “Steel Magnolias”?
“These thighs haven’t been outside the house without lycra since I was a teenager.”
Michelle could learn a thing or two…otherwise, it’s like watching two VW Beetles trying to pass each other on a country road.
April 22, 2010 at 12:58 pm
“Drink your juice Shelby”
April 22, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Politico recently had an article about
“Michelle’s Secret Style Weapon” or some nonsense like that.
Turns out that a 28-year-old assistant is picking out these hideous getups.
Secret Style Weapon. Yeah, right.
MO’s killing us with laughter! That’s why it’s a weapon!
ROFL.
Secret. Style. Weapon.
LOLOLOL
April 22, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Blind. Secret. Style. Weapon.
April 22, 2010 at 12:20 pm
I disagree with the premise of trashing the style-challenged Michelle O. Rather, we owe her a debt of gratitude. Just like watching Cops or Jersey Shore can make somebody realize that their life is not so screwed up in comparison to the dirt bags on those shows, millions of woman can now feel better about themselves as they realize they have a better fashion sense than the First Lady.
April 22, 2010 at 1:10 pm
She too in her own unique way is “lifting America’s spirits”!
April 22, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Here’s the WWF belt pic:
http://tinyurl.com/zdsiv1
It looks even “better” when she’s standing! LOL
April 22, 2010 at 12:28 pm
That link didn’t work; try again.
http://tinyurl.com/2u8m73o
WWF wants its belt back!
April 22, 2010 at 12:34 pm
I am going to have to agree that the Klingon War Belt is the signature look for MO.
April 22, 2010 at 12:54 pm
I would rename it the WTF belt!
April 22, 2010 at 12:48 pm
This poll, like ‘Presidenting’ for Barky…was hard!!!
I had, just had, vote for the Black Widow Spider, in African National Colors for the nominiation acceptance. Nothing quite says, from moment one, ‘I hate the US’ like showing up as a predatory archnid, on a dias that should have been all red, white and blue. Something that fit, in navy, or a deep red (with the girls coordinating)…but NOOOOOO…she went all ‘Spidey’ on us.
For an honorable mention, can we throw in the ‘Grandma’s kitchen curtains as apron?’ get up? Or ‘Is it wisteria or are those grapes?’ purple and white, florally dress…and the BoobBelt by Goodyear…
April 22, 2010 at 12:55 pm
http://newsbird.wordpress.com/2010/03/17/march-madness-2010/
This one’s pretty good. I love the two shades of green. Or maybe I love that really awesome belt. Actually, I love all the belts; over a cardigan, over a coat, under the breasts. Who knew a belt could be such a fab accessory? But my favorite, favorite, favorite thing about FLOTUS is her facial expressions. It just doesn’t matter the circumstances, she just knows what face to pull. Scowl, dropped jaw, hands flapping around, painted on eyebrows, always appropriate for a well-educated, dignified offical event. Gag.
April 22, 2010 at 12:56 pm
oops, a well-educated person at a dignified…
April 22, 2010 at 1:06 pm
I’m sorry but I am just going to come right out and say it. She is very homely, unattractive and grotesque looking. She looks like a man, has very hard, mean, even hostile looking features and looks like she would rather tear your head off with her hideous underbite and eat you for lunch than actually lower herself to speak to the peasants. Her facial features are very unappealing and actually, quite repulsive. Add to this the fact that she dresses in loud, garish “outfits” with violent looking metallic belts that appear to be concealing a weapon of some sort. She looks bitter, angry, uncomfortable in her own skin and she is just plain ugly.
April 22, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Like the Doctor in “Planet of the Apes”
April 22, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Have any pictures of her actually pregnant shown up? ….. just saying, ya hear rumors and stuff. :)
April 23, 2010 at 10:22 am
She IS a Klingon.
April 22, 2010 at 12:58 pm
She looks really cave mannish in those pics! And the gut again? Oy vey!
April 22, 2010 at 1:02 pm
I think that’s the event where the photog got blamed for a hoo-haa shot because MO had her tight and short skirt jacked up and was sitting in her usual heinous position.
April 22, 2010 at 1:12 pm
And another thing about that picture!
If I ever did shave all of my eyebrows off (which I NEVER WOULD), I hope that I would not draw them back on in like I just got out of prison and had “I’m perpetually pissed off angry arches” carved into my forehead! Couldn’t she draw on on some less angry or threatening eyebrows? Don’t they sell stenciled kits for that? Sheesh!
April 22, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Oh, yes, that was a real humdinger, too!
3 conflicting shades of green and a big plastic belt. That’s so “fashion forward.”
April 22, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Stoned. Or just too many adult beverages for breakfast?
April 22, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Just in case people didn’t see this when I posted it before, there’s a beaut of an old portrait of Michelle in this blogpost (blouse and hairdo both painful to behold). Just scroll down:
http://futuremd.blogspot.com/2009/02/when-they-were-young.html
April 23, 2010 at 10:24 am
Hey Rummy and Cheney were babes!! Hon Mention to Al Gore.
April 22, 2010 at 1:18 pm
I voted for the “cats’ pee dress” as the worst outfit because I don’t really think of the Air Force One attire as an “outfit”-just summer sloppiness of shorts and a shirt.
April 22, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Eyebrows by Sharpie!
April 22, 2010 at 3:34 pm
LOL!
April 22, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Scroll down and you will see the hot pink stuffed sausage atrocity. (courtesy MOTUS and Cripes Suzette)
http://tinyurl.com/25d6qmm
Also, MO conducted herself at the event(it was some type of roast) in her usual “upscale” and “mannerly” way by flexing her muscles and practically banging her fist on the table in response to the jokes.
We all know that’s exactly how Jackie or Princess Diana would have conducted themselves-NOT!!!!
April 22, 2010 at 4:36 pm
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_DawJTCHuL3c/S5FG96WddlI/AAAAAAAADMw/yGvcWZ_-fic/cripes%20suzette%20shot_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800
From michellesmirror.com
April 23, 2010 at 10:36 am
That has got to be one of the worst gut to butt ratios I have ever seen! Why cant she just wear a shaper under her clothes like a normal person?!
April 23, 2010 at 10:36 am
I might add that she looks like a pink sack of potatoes!
April 22, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Where do I start?
Perhaps that white thing she wore in London with the wide multi-colored horizontal rows of lace, daisies, etc on the skirt. She added a wide black and white checked belt with a big magenta plastic buckle, lavendar sweater, and additional yellow sweater. All of this worn over dark gray pants.
good grief!
April 22, 2010 at 8:10 pm
No one ever owned up to designing that flowered thing she wore for her official tour of Westminster Abbey. It defied description, but I read that it was a sheer dress (mini) over a white tank tee, then the layered sweaters over it. And a plastic belt. And the seven league stride – so ladylike.
For her tour of the Browns’s gardens with Sarah Brown, she wore an accordian pleated kaleidoscopic black and white print with the WWF belt over an aqua short-sleeved cardigan she must have borrowed from one of her girls. It was a no-Spanx day (the full skirts give this away), her damaged hair was pulled into a ratty nub of a pony tail, and she appeared to be the hired help, walking about with Mrs. B to see where things should be tidied up.
April 23, 2010 at 10:38 am
She is an eye sore and a national disgrace.
April 22, 2010 at 1:43 pm
It was a close one between the sloppy shorts and “other” since the cut-out flowers costume worn to Westminster Abbey was soooo godawful. I do think that the good bye shot on her recent Mexican trip was just classic. Pants too tight to zip all the way up, let alone button; so MO pulls that grey top down and wears ‘em anyway along with a jacket that doesn’t match and is also too tight. Such class will be difficult to top, but I have faith in this FLOTUS. I can hardly wait. . .
April 22, 2010 at 1:55 pm
It is sad this lady doesn’t know how to present herself in a dignified manner. Instead she looks like a crack whore that’s excited that she just got her latest fix. Very sad, a first lady signifies grace, elegance, & taste, not mean, arrogant, and hideous.
April 22, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Let’s not forget the gold dress (made of foil swiped from the chocolates) topped with a cardigan in a ‘go-from-day-to-night’ attempt gone horribly wrong.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/10/michelle-obama-oslo-photo_n_386923.html?slidenumber=%2FG8VAYmpsgo%3D&&&&slideshow
April 22, 2010 at 3:40 pm
That was just hideous…more upholstery fabric.
It’s so thick it can’t even wrinkle!
You can see where it just got bent into giant chunks when she sat down.
Also, whoever made it didn’t even bother to line up the fabric properly. Where two pieces are joined at the seam running up by her left leg, you can see the difference in the nap.
Very sloppy inferior workmanship.
Not that anything could ‘save’ this rag.
April 22, 2010 at 8:14 pm
And the Alice-fell-through-the-rabbit-hole-into-Wonderland pumpkin gold shiny backless dirndl with crinoline underskirt that she wore the night whe and Oprah went to the opening of the Olympic meeting in Copenhagen. Someone had said “opera house!” so she really tarted herself up. All the other women one could see in the assemblage were in business clothes. She looked absurdly over- and inappropriately dressed.
April 23, 2010 at 10:40 am
I’ve seen softer, more feminine and much better looking drag queens/trannys. Maybe she could hire one of them to help with her wardrobe… I’m thinking Barack could even give her a referral to one he *recommends*!
April 22, 2010 at 2:27 pm
My eyes hurt.
April 22, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Lane Bryant should send her a catalog and some coupons.
April 22, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Even a gunny sack would be an improvement if it were in her size
April 22, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Newsbird has a collection of MObama’s greatest hits:
http://tinyurl.com/2dck5ue
April 22, 2010 at 2:45 pm
What the heck is up with the belts, bows and belts with bows and belts??? Wouldn’t it be easier for her to just put on a gosh darn girdle under her clothes and rein in that gut in a more inconspicuous manner? If she needs a new stylist my 2 year old niece is available and can start immediately! Sheesh!
April 22, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Who cares about the clothes? It’s that thing wearing them!
April 22, 2010 at 3:07 pm
You, my friend, are the winner. So true.
April 22, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Not Stimulated: Michelle Obama’s Personal Clothing Designer Went Out of Business
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/20858/dr-phils-islamo-pandering-continues/
April 22, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Oops wrong link – should have been http://www.debbieschlussel.com/20637/not-stimulated-michelle-obamas-personal-clothing-designer-goes-out-of-business/
for “Michelle Obama’s Personal Clothing Designer Went Out of Business”
Sorry.
April 22, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Good Lord, how can you choose?
April 22, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Does she even KNOW how to sit in a ladylike manner? Just saw a report on NBC where she’s talking to a group of kids, wearing trousers {thank God} but sitting with her knees ~ 3 feet apart – IN JEANS, I feel ‘inappropriate’ if I have an ankle over a knee ……………….
Semper Fi’
DM
April 22, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Found it!
The worst one of all!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/09/article-1191620-0546B41C000005DC-616_306x605.jpg
April 22, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Yup. That’s the sheer mini over white tank tee, etc., etc., described up the thread. The designer prefers anonymity.
April 23, 2010 at 10:42 am
Her thighs look like they are going to burst the seam of her jeans any second in that pic
April 23, 2010 at 11:24 am
lol,,,Kathy’
OMG– just when you think it can’t get any worse,,,
What a Frump’ I’ll tell-Ya. If anyone in her inner circle had any real loyalty to Michelle’ they would tell her just how crappy she really looks.
lol,,, Who in the hell is FLOTUS stylist’s anyways, but then I’m thinking– who cares at this point, she deserves to be the poster girl for what “not to wear” when you are the First Frump effa’ in the White House…!
April 22, 2010 at 10:14 pm
Oh my God. That Spider Kid costume kills me every time I see it. I don’t know why but it just floors me.
April 22, 2010 at 10:57 pm
I’ve finally figured it out. She’s hard of listening (not hearing) and when she asks her keepers how an outfit looks they all say sheesh and she hears chic.
April 23, 2010 at 10:54 am
Walter, close…but no cigar.
What they’re actually saying is ‘Sheeeeet!’ LOL!
(Sorry…couldn’t resist.)
April 23, 2010 at 11:48 am
Perhaps one of these days she’ll surprise us all — or not — and don a burkha.
April 23, 2010 at 12:35 pm
UPDATE: it’s not the worst i’ve seen (but it’s bad and very non-first lady)
MOTUS has the doofus-duo headed of to a multi-gillion dollar date:
http://www.michellesmirror.com/2010/04/weekend-warriors.html
even better, she’s (MOTUS) got a “SNARKY” comment contest going on…some deliciously snarky nominees
http://www.michellesmirror.com/2010/04/when-snarks-attack-5.html
and you can vote as many times as you want “Chicago Rules”
April 23, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Wow! She really puts the ass in class with that look!
April 24, 2010 at 5:18 am
The First Bow Wow found my grandma’s missing bedspread! Didn’t know she could sew.