Archive for March, 2010
Send a message to the Left: support Dan Benishek against Bart Stupak in Michigan
We really need a good photoshop of this Stupak pic -- with lots of blue eye shadow, fake eye lashes, and bright red whore's lipstick on those DSL of his. If you don't know what "DSL" means, then you haven't spent much time around Bart Stupak.
What wouldn't this slut do for a few bucks and his chance to betray everything he claimed he believed in?
"Have I got a purty mouth or what?" -- former Congressman Bart Stupak
"I love putting on a show and getting attention"
h/t bijou
The more we hear about Dan Benishek, the more we like the man.
He seems like the kind of mild-mannered, decent guy who would have lived in Parma, Ohio near where some of us grew up in Cleveland: a normal, America-loving, hardworking man who does what he says and says what he means and is the polar opposite of people like Bart Stupak.
We want to see Benishek absolutely mop the floor with Stupak — and for Stupak himself to live the rest of his life regretting what he did yesterday.
For us, until yesterday, Ben Nelson of Nebraska was the most despicable man in this country, a slut who smeared lipstick and grease paint all over his face, then rolled onto his back in cheap fishnets for whatever bribe Leftists offered him to vote for the Senate Rationing bill on Christmas Eve. We’ve said before that everyone in Nebraska should consider it their solemn duty to shout “SLUT!” at this man for the rest of his natural life. And, when he dies, instead of monuments to him as a Senator, with schools named after him, VD Clinics and whorehouses in Nevada should be branded “Ben Nelson Bribe Pits”, or something of the like. Because Nebraska doesn’t have whorehouses, legal ones anyway, we’ll have to settle for Nevada — but as long as whorehouses SOMEWHERE are named after Nelson, we’ll be happy.
Bart Stupak is actually worse than Nelson, though. So much worse.
That’s because, number one, Stupak was just playing games this whole time. He always intended to vote for the Rationing Bill, but just wanted to get national attention for being “a holdout”. He craved the limelight and political theater of it all, relishing the spotlight, so that at the last moment he could announce he was voting YES, securing passage of the bill. In his delusions, this fool thought he was Laurence Olivier upon a stage before a packed crowd eager to throw rose petals at him.
Unlike Nelson, who lifted his fanny high into the air for millions of dollars, Stupak isn’t even a high-priced slut.
He did what he did for the equivalent of a five dolla holla.
Apparently, he’s just getting 3/4 of a million dollars for some crappy airports somewhere.
More experienced slut Nelson must giggle every time he puts his lipstick and blue eye shadow on — like one of the more experienced girls at Dolly Parton’s Chicken Ranch laughing at the naivety and foolishness of one of the newbies.
Stupak is stu-PID if he thinks he has any future after this. In our opinion, he needs to join disgraced pig Bill Richardson working the counter at an Arby’s somewhere, in a hair net, asking people if they want curly fries with that, forever explaining why he’s wearing so much makeup. ”Because I’m a slut, that’s why. I was the biggest slut in Congress, until Dan Benishek beat me like a rented mule. Now, I work here, and I try to keep Richardson from eating all the curly fries, while doing my best to be a slut. Because that’s what I am. A slut. So, you want fries with that or what?”.
Dan Benishek already has 15,000+ fans on Facebook.
We’d love all of you to join and support him.
There’s a classic opportunity here to teach the Left what happens to someone like Bart Stupak when he proves himself to be nothing but a cheap, opportunistic, fame-hungry slut.
National ire coast to coast needs to be directed at Stupak — and what better way to do that then to channel all that energy into something positive…like helping his opponent win his seat and cost Stupak his political career for keeps.
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UPDATE: Benishek is on Twitter now – so friend him and follow him. Tell him we said hi.
Question: What do you think the Supreme Court will do with the Healthcare Rationing bill?
Here’s a question we’d love to see a legal mind like Professor Jacobson over at Legal Insurrection tackle — so maybe some of you out there can convince him to address it, as we’ve yet to see a substantive and thorough examination of this anywhere on any site.
What will the Supreme Court do with the Healthcare Rationing bill when challenges to it reach the Court?
A deeper question for us is, in general, whether the SCOTUS strikes down part of a bill, or if one part of a bill is unconstitutional then the whole bill must be scrapped?
Does anyone know the answer to that?
Since we’re not legal experts, we don’t know what SCOTUS will do about the fact that the United States Constitution does not empower Washington to mandate individual citizens must purchase a product — in this case, health insurance — from a private company.
That’s the core of this bill: requiring Americans to buy something, prove they bought it to the IRS, or face stiff penalties collected by the IRS.
The IRS itself is not empowered to do any of these things. It is charged with collecting tax revenue for the federal government. It is not the S.S. – it does not have policing powers to control what Americans purchase.
That’s just blatantly unconstitutional.
Even the “wise Latina” Sotomayor must see that. She did go to law school, after all, and we presume she was there the days they talked about the Constitution. Sotomayor is clearly one of Dr. Utopia’s stooges and will vote the way he wants her to, but can even someone as bizarre as she is justify what Democrats have done under the Constitution?
We’d love for someone out there to provide us with a coherent, concise, and convincing argument for HOW the Healthcare Rationing bill is constitutional and HOW precisely the federal government can require the purchasing of any product by the American people.
If Franklin Roosevelt was unable to force Americans to buy war bonds during WWII, and Herbert Hoover was unable to dictate how people spent their money when he needed them to help avert the Great Depression, then we just don’t see how Democrats in 2010 can get away with mandating the purchase of anything.
And, if the SCOTUS would allow this, we wonder where it would stop. What other products will Democrats require you to buy? Makeup. Purses. Soda pop. Jimmy Choo shoes. Martha Stewart paint. What commercial goods made by large Democrat donors will you be required to buy in the future, so long as Democrats can force through those requirements in bogus bills rammed through with their bare majority?
We really need you to weigh in on this one.
HillBuzz gets to see Sarah Palin in May
We just wanted to give a special thanks to everyone who helped us get tickets to see Sarah Palin in May. The lot of us now have seats for her appearance in Rosemont, and we’re already planning how best we can turn the event into a featured report for all of you out there. We hope to make it one of the best pieces we’ve ever written and are so excited to hear Palin speak again — the last time we saw her in person was during the 2008 campaign, so this is a very big deal for us.
Thank you again — and we hope this is the first of many special reports we can do as correspondents bringing the details and experience of a political event home to all of you across the country.
We really think this picture is going to come back to haunt Red Queen Nancy in a big way
Please photoshop this into an indelible image that will forever capture the insanity of what Red Queen Nancy did yesterday.
We think this picture of Nancy Pelosi laughing so gleefully as she marches across the Capitol grounds with a hodge podge of other assembled fools will come back to haunt her, and Democrats in general, in the days, weeks, and months ahead.
We hope she enjoyed that laugh, because she’s not going to find much funny from here on out.
This photo reminds us of others from the past, where someone posed for the camera revealing something about their character he or she came to regret mightily later.
The instant example is Gary Hart on his boat Monkey Business, fooling around with Donna Rice, laughing and smiling and being a disgusting pig.
Red Queen Nancy, giant gavel in hand, her head thrown back, laughing hysterically, in the company of some of the biggest race-baiters and fools this nation has ever produced: it’s just a classic shot of the real Red Queen. So ripe for parody. So useful for strategic use against her.
What we’d LOVE is for someone to photoshop her suit in this shot: she color-coordinated blues with the other fools, but she should have been wearing Marxist red. That would have made this picture perfect.
Red Queen Nancy, on the march to smash the Constitution to bits, having the time of her life.
May this photo accompany her political obituary come November, the way Gary Hart will forever be depicted screwing around on Monkey Business, revealing his own true character as well.
HillBuzz on the Radio: The People Power Hour
We’re guesting on The People Power Hour today, at 4pm EST/3pm CST.
Here’s a link for the show: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/pro-sarah/2010/03/22/the-people-power-hour
We’ll be discussing the Obamacare monstrosity and how it will bankrupt the country, emphasizing how we can all band together to repeal this and run those responsible for it out of Congress in the upcoming elections.
Please listen in and participate in the chat room they have for the show.
Your mission is to drive every Leftist from power, to defund the DNC, and to repeal what was done yesterday.
If you are reading this, then you are the Resistance.
We’ve cleared our schedules for the next two days and are going to hole up here in Buzzquarters to work nonstop on our strategy to defund the DNC and alienate large Democrat Donors from their support for Leftists in office.
It is our mission in life, as of today, to see to it the Democrat Party is sent to the dust heap of history with the Whigs and other extinct political animals whose time on this Earth came to an end. To thunderous applause in the case of Democrats, in our opinion.
Professor Jacobsen over at LegalInsurrection has a good pep talk up today. You should read it.
Then, you should sit down with a cup of coffee, collect your thoughts, and decide what you want to do going forward.
The MSM will be in full-on masturbatory congratulations mode, heralding the Lightbringer as a golden god sent from the stars who has achieved “something historic and unprecedented” yesterday. This is the same circle-jerk these buffoons have patented since Dr. Utopia announced his run for president in 2007. You should be used to it by now. It will continue until November 2012, at which time it will Sybill itself into the MSM’s next personality: morose sadness and despair, with endless mourning over Dr. Utopia’s defeat.
You have a choice between three things:
(1) Being a depressed little Eeyore like the MSM wants you to be
(2) Completely ignoring politics for the rest of your life and no longer following the news
(3) Finding your niche to fight back against the Left and help bring down the DNC once and for all
We know exactly what we want to do and how we want to do it: we want to focus on cutting off the DNC’s revenue stream, exposing all the bribes and corruption Democrats have engaged in for the last two years, and seeing to it that ACORN, the SEIU, the Race Industry, and other Democrat thugs are eliminated. Permanently.
It’s going to be tough, folks.
It’s going to take sacrifice. Less trips to the movies. Fewer nights out. No more watching DVDs or goofing off.
The Left declared war on America yesterday. America needs to fight back against the Left. They’ve gone too far this time…so far that the DNC itself should not be allowed to exist going forward. The only way to make that happen is to defund them, expose them, and eliminate their thugs and allies.
In short, use Alinsky Methods on the people who invented them.
See how they like it.
Do unto Bart Stupak what Dan Savage did unto Rick Santorum
Years ago, gay radio personality and webmaster Dan Savage decided to punish then-Senator Rick Santorum for the bile he spewed at the gay community.
So, Savage coined the term “santorum” as the word for a previously unnamed, brown, sheets-staining byproduct of a certain bedroom activity. We know many of you are reading this at breakfast, so that’s as descriptive as we will get. You can Bing “santorum” for more details if you need them, but Savage’s goal was to forever associate the name “Santorum” with the thing he railed against. More or less, it worked, as “santorum” might not be a word you hear all the time in your circles, but we hear it now and again in Boystown, and everyone knows it’s called that because of Senator Rick Santorum.
We need to collectively do the same thing to Bart Stupak.
Our idea, initially, was to coin “stupak” as either a noun or a verb to describe an act of betrayal, Benedict Arnold style.
But, on reflection, we think “stupak” should become a euphemism for “abortion”.
“Stupak Clinics”.
“Teen pregnancies ending in stupaks”.
“Stupaks being performed on millions of the unborn”.
If the conservative/moderate/independent community started using “stupak” to replace the word “abortion”, it would catch on. At least to the degree “santorum” did.
Every day should be a reminder to Bart Stupak what he did, and the principles he betrayed. Whenever he looks his name up on Bing — and we have a feeling he’s the type who Bings himself every day, to see how popular he is and admire goofy pictures of himself looking as ugly as he does, because, wow, is that guy ever ugly — he needs to see clearly how his name will forever be associated with what the Democrats did yesterday, in moving to federally fund abortions.
Even those of us who respect a woman’s right to choose DO NOT WANT the federal government funding abortions. That is not where our federal tax dollars should go.
Stupak’s the man responsible for this funding.
His name is now Mudd in our book.
He’s as vile as any santorum we could ever possibly imagine.
So, let what was done unto Rick Santorum by the Left be done unto Bart Stupak by the rest of America.
Winning the lottery, then losing everything
Today, as we think about what Leftists shoved through Congress yesterday, and how giddy the Red Queen Nancy Pelosi seemed carrying that giant gavel across the Capitol grounds on her way to pound the Constitution to pulp, we’re reminded of growing up in Cleveland and watching so many people obsess over winning the lottery.
Some of us here had parents who talked about nothing else, it seemed, other than winning the lottery…or the church raffle…or the March Madness pool…or the Super Bowl tontine…whatever. Every week, there was something to gamble away money they didn’t have on, with the insane hope that all of their problems would be solved IF ONLY THEY WON.
Well, in grade school, one of our classmates’ father won a jackpot from the Ohio Lottery.
We never were clear on how much it was, but by Cleveland standards it was sizable — large enough for the guy to pull his kid out of our little Catholic school and move way out into the suburbs, into a big McMansion he had built and decorated with as many expensive toys as possible. By the time sixth grade started, we’d lost all track of the kid, seeing as he now attended a very expensive prep school deep in the woods in a much fancier part of town.
By the time we started high school, we heard things didn’t end up working out so well for that lottery-winning family.
Turns out the man who built the big McMansion didn’t realize he had to pay property taxes on it every year. Since he quit his job when he won the jackpot that was supposed to solve all his problems, it didn’t occur to him that he’d need an income other than the lottery winnings to pay things like his taxes, or to prepare him for the day when he’d burned through all the cash he was given in that lump sum from the state.
In the end, the guy had to sell off most of the expensive things he bought, at a big loss. His son never liked the prep school, didn’t do well there, and ended up having problems with alcohol and drugs after he was forced into Cleveland Public high school when his dad no longer had tuition money. The lottery winner’s wife left him after the roller coaster to bankruptcy the lottery winnings sent them on.
Broke, the man who thought the lottery would solve all his problems ended up having to move in with his elderly mother, in a cramped two bedroom shack of a house in a deteriorating Cleveland neighborhood, worse off than where he was in life before his “big win”.
That’s a pretty common story, in terms of what happens to lottery winners, from what we understand.
It’s also exactly what we think is going to happen to the Democrat Party in the months and years ahead.
Yesterday was it for us in terms of Democrats.
We have actively worked against the Democrat Party since May 31st, 2008 when it was clear to us at the Rules & Bylaws Committee Meeting that the party had been hijacked by far-left whackadoodles, and that the DNC was taken over by a radical coup. That’s when the Democrat Party stopped being the Democrat Party we grew up with and knew.
But, up until yesterday, we believed there was a chance we could take back the party from the Left and restore it to a moderate/centrist orbit, where we think the party belongs. This is a right of center nation. We’re conservative Democrats. Centrists. Our political bearings formed in the mid-90s, when the Clintons took the Democrats to the middle and kept them there with the help of the DLC for a good 15 years.
It was decided in 2008, by Howard Dean, Donna Brazile, and others in the DNC and Congress, to push moderates, conservatives, and centrists out of the party and shift Democrats to the far left. While we hoped, through hard work and the consequences of electoral defeat in the upcoming contests, that the Democrats could be brought back to the center, today we realize they are just like that lottery winner from our childhood.
Yesterday, Democrats think they hit the jackpot — they finally got that monster of a bill passed, chock full of all sorts of unconstitutional, illegal, oppressive, socialist measures. They popped the champagne and shook their fannies all over Washington, we’re sure.
Here in Chicago, we soberly realized there is no place in the Democrat Party for moderates, conservatives, or centrists. The Democrat Party is a Leftist party only now. If there were moderates and conservatives truly on the blue side of the aisle, they would never have allowed a bill like that to be passed. This was not how healthcare reform should have been done — with all the bribes, the unconstitutional mandates, the overreach of federal authority, and the Orwellian elevation of the Health & Human Services Secretary into an arbitrator of life and death for millions of Americans.
We don’t see how a center-right nation embraces Democrats after this…not when Democrats have proven themselves to be so reckless, so Marxist, so un-American.
We also don’t see how the party can ever be brought back from the Left now.
There is just no going back possible.
After all the spending sprees are over, and all the champagne runs out, perhaps Democrats will realize their folly — just like that man who won the lottery but ended up losing everything because of it. There was no going back for him, either. He had a decent, normal life with a good job and a stable family — and he threw that all away when he thought he hit it rich and was thrust into the decadent Big Time, where he had everything his heart desired at the moment…except the good sense to realize getting everything he wanted in that moment was going to cost him everything he had in the end.
Democrats might think they won their big lottery yesterday…but we believe they’re going to lose everything, and will probably not exist as a major political party 10 years from now as a result.
Monday Open Thread: March 22nd, 2010
What’s on your minds this Monday?
Target Bart Stupak's major Donors starting tomorrow
We’re making Bart Stupak the next target in our project to identify the wealthy individuals and law firms that keep funding bad Democrats.
He and Louise Slaughter will be our test cases — where we work together as a group to identify all their major campaign contributors, and direct the public’s ire at the rich men and women on the Left who keep writing checks to send people like Slaughter and Stupak to Washington to do their bidding.
If these people wish to exercise their right of free speech by way of funding these Leftists’ campaigns, then we the people should exercise our own free speech by letting these large Democrat Donors know exactly what we think of their campaign contributions.
And for the law firms, we need to let all of their clients know what we think of those firms enabling people like Bart Stupak to go to Washington.
The more pressure is put on Dem Donors, the less checks they will write to the DNC and bad Democrats. It’s a surefire way to cripple people like Stupak, and other bad Democrats, and help retire them in the next elections.
Start compiling Stupak’s large donors on this thread.
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Here’s the Facebook page for Dan Benishek (R), running against Bart Stupak for Congress.
He seems like a nice man.
Let’s hope the nation rallies behind him to give him everything he needs to kick Stupak’s sorry can nine ways to Sunday in November.
