Archive for March 25th, 2010
Question: Could Muslims start using breast implants to crash planes?
We all better hope they never weaponize Falafel the Hutt. A bomb in his mansiere could take out the eastern seaboard.
Drudge linked to this story just now, with speculation that Muslims could start using women with breast implants to crash planes and murder thousands in the future.
The Religion of Peace, showing the only ingenuity and progress it’s made for going on a thousand years now.
We’ve touched on this subject before, and still believe the next wave of attacks Muslims wage on air travel will be Diaper Bombs, where they’ll hide explosives in either diapers themselves, diaper bags, or in the formula bottles taken on board planes with infants in tow. We do not believe for a moment these murderous zealots will think twice about killing small children along with all the other innocents taken out in the name of Allah and, you guessed it, The Religion of Peace.
We also think the article above is wrong in assuming the breast implants will be given to women.
There are a lot of grotesquely obese Muslim men in the world. The House of Saud alone accounts for thousands.
What’s to stop any of those Jabbas from having large amounts of explosives sewn up into their gynecomastia?
Working as a team, two Jabbas packing the heat could fly with an accomplice or two, who possibly has the triggering mechanisms hidden in artificial limbs, a wheelchair, or maybe even the diaper bag/bottle scenario. Once they are all through the airport scanners, they can assemble all of this in a bathroom. Since airport police are concerned only with catching wayward closeted Senators toe-tapping in stalls, they’d seem free to hook the detonators up to the Jabbas and be good to go, ready to board Flight #911 to Terror.
Clearly, we’re never told everything the intelligence and security world knows about what Muslims are up to — but we think there’s a solid reason so many airports are pushing for full-body x-ray scanners…and it’s not because many in the TSA want to catch Jake Gyllenhaal naked whenever he flies anywhere. That’s why WE’RE lobbying for those x-ray scanners at O’Hare and Midway, but it very well could be that Muslims are already working on plastic surgery explosives to start bringing down planes and murdering scores of innocent civilians.
The Religion of Peace.
Stopping at nothing to prove itself an oxymoron since 622AD.
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UPDATE: We forgot to mention in the above that Muslim men are apparently already having explosives sewn into their butts, in what will surely be called “Booty Bombs” and will become the most dangerous weaponization of a derriere since the last chili day at Harpo Studios.
And since Al Queda’s taken up this plastic explosive surgery quest to hide explosives in mounds of flab, all we can say is thank Hera Oprah’s not Muslim. It is probably the nicest thing we will ever say or think about the woman, but for this we are grateful.
Andrew Breitbart takes on the Race Industry: challenges race-baiter (and Steny Hoyer's boyfriend) John Lewis to put up or shut up
The only one shouting inappropriate things that day was John Lewis himself (pictured here holding his boyfriend Steny Hoyer's hand)
Andrew Breitbart has offered a $10,000 reward to anyone who can provide him with video from Sunday March 21st, 2010 that supports disgraced race-baiter (and Steny Hoyer’s boyfriend) John Lewis’ claims he was repeatedly called a “n*****” as he and Steny held hands and waltzed across the Capitol grounds en route to urinate on our Constitution.
Perhaps, at last, the Race Industry has run out of crying wolf free passes.
America at large needs to challenge the Race Industry whenever it claims “n*****” is used and the MSM takes those lies and runs with it.
There were THOUSANDS of people watching John Lewis and Steny Holder hold hands lovingly on Sunday, prancing with Nancy Pelosi to “their historic victory”.
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.
Almost all of them, we bet, had cell phones on them at the very least. 90% of those cells have the capacity to record video images, even if it’s shoddy.
At least 50% of the people there had digital cameras with basic video recording capabilities.
It’s impossible to believe no less than 25% of the people with cameras on them weren’t recording Lewis, Hoyer, and Pelosi’s hand-holding waltz across the grounds. From every shot we’ve seen of this, there are dozens of hands raised in the air holding their cameras. A good many of them MUST have decent audio of the ambient sounds of that waltz.
So, where are all the videos showing the crowd shouting N*****! to justify the Race Industry’s broken record cries of RAAAAAACISM!.
Breitbart’s calling these people out…and calling Steny Hoyer’s boyfriend a liar.
Because John Lewis is a liar.
He is a shameless, disgraced, race-baiting, opportunistic, liar.
We’re grateful to Breitbart for telling it like it is.
AND, we’re so sick of this garbage that we’re going to reinstitute our tradition from the 2008 campaign, where every time the Race Industry or the MSM screams RAAACISM! where no racism exists, we’re going to run shots of super hot muscle hunk guys in their underwear, so Internet searches for John Lewis, the Race Industry, Al Sharpton, Henry Gates, Jesse Jackson, Eric Holder, and all the other race-baiters bring up endless pics of smoking hot himbos in their undies.
The black community is notoriously and unapologetically homophobic. The Left, in general, despite its lip service, is also virulently anti-gay, despite guys like Anderson Cooper facing the MSM, which is a de facto propaganda arm of the DNC. So, if these people want to scream RAAACISM!, we’ll address their homophobia by forever associating them with gym bunnies in their jock straps. Something tells us those Democrats working in the West Wing today that were regulars of Man’s Country back when they lived in Chicago sure won’t be complaining.
By the looks of John Lewis’ inexplicably bizarre decision to hold Steny Hoyer’s hand on Sunday, when they weren’t even crossing the street, maybe he won’t complain either.
Trolls on other sites being examined by the New York Times
The trolls bedraggling Harry Knowles are being field-studied by the Gray Lady.
We really like Harry Knowles over at www.Aintitcool.com. For some reason, he’s drawn himself as a space baby in the picture above on his site, but we say more power to him. Maybe he really is a space baby at heart. Unlike Leftists, we don’t impose our will on others. Let Knowles have his space baby dreams.
Joaquin’s from Texas and has spent a lot of time in Austin, where Knowles is based, and says he was a very nice guy on the two or three occasions in which he’s met him (at the Alamo Draft House, where Knowles hosts movie events…and not at some weird space baby convention Joaquin snuck off to). For the uninitiated, AintItCoolNews is a movie/TV site we’ve been following since 1997 or so. The site itself has existed for much longer than that, and like us, its creator just sort of stumbled into it one day. Knowles’ passion is movies, and he has a very interesting backstory, having grown up in a household full of old movie collectors, traveling the country selling posters and rare prints, decades before VHS tapes brought old movies home to everyone.
AintItCool is unapologetically liberal and, in our opinion, sexist and misogynist most of the time. They hate Hillary Clinton. They hate Sarah Palin. Endlessly, the young men who post in comments over there prove their heterosexuality and masculinity by taking nasty swipes at one another, making jokes about rape on a regular basis, and generally throwing their own feces at the walls of their mothers’ basements (and then making her clean it up, after she’s made them some Stouffer’s macaroni and cheese and served it with those little plastic sporks so they don’t hurt themselves).
We follow Hollywood because, unlike Republicans, we realize how much movies, television, and entertainment coverage shape public opinion in the political world. There is no ignoring Hollywood. It must be monitored constantly, even if you don’t like a single thing it puts out. Just because you refuse to see certain movies doesn’t mean millions of others won’t, and be influenced by them.
If you want to have any sort of grasp on what the public is thinking and doing, you need to understand what films are in the pipeline — because the massive budgets of those pictures mean the studios have spent fortunes investing in the market research and consumer analysis to scry into the future and know, to some degree of accuracy, what people will be in the mood to see in the next year or so.
From that, we try to extrapolate what mood people will be in when it comes time to vote. It’s not an exact correlation, but it’s helpful enough that we keep reading movie sites. And, of course, there are many more shots of shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal being awesome over at Knowles’ lair than we can ever find at RealClearPolitics, for whatever reason (RAAACISM!).
Today, AintItCool proved useful for another reason, as an article Knowles posted made us think about trolls on other sites, outside the political realm.
In short, Knowles has hateful, crazed, hobgoblins of his own to contend with, just as we have critters from Daily Kos and DemocraticUnderground who send us endless hate mail and various feces-coated nastygrams. Because he’s not gay, Knowles doesn’t get the charming “die from AIDS, faggots!” broken record we do, just because we don’t agree with the Left, but he’s a large red-headed main with a crazy goatee, so he receives unimaginably cruel remarks about his weight, his marital performance, his looks, you name it.
It’s brutal, and Knowles doesn’t wade into anything 1/10th as controversial as an average day around here — exempt whenever he’s talking about Star Wars or Star Trek, in which case passions ignite and the feces fly. The trolls over there become as riled up about SciFi movies and their merits as Leftists do whenever anyone fails to pay proper homage to their Lightbringer.
It’s actually quite legendary in Internet circles just how deranged “talkbackers”, as Knowles calls them, are over at AintItCool. So much so that the New York Times apparently wants to study them to determine why, exactly, these people are so mad — and why they vent that anger in such malicious, childish, and vengeful ways.
It’s surprising the Times shows any interest whatsoever in determined what makes “talkbackers” so unhinged. Clearly, the reporter is not making the connection that the “talkbackers” on AintItCool are Leftists, but Leftists who just don’t spend their time talking about politics. They talk about movies instead, mainly, but if politics does come up, they are 95% Kool-Aid drinking, hopium smoking, card-carrying Obots over there.
The same behavior they evidence on a movie site is the very same behavior they show over at Daily Kos.
Somewhere, in fact, we wonder if there’s a country garden site with a troll or two, wishing AIDS or other calamities on the editors and writers there, because they think azaleas are not getting the homage they deserve, because of RAAACISM! no doubt.
The Times won’t write the story that really needs to be written — namely, what’s wrong with an entire generation of young men that they are so chock full of hate, and vent that fire and brimstone so casually in “talkbacks”?
What drives these guys (and yes, it’s mainly guys who engage in the worst of this garbage, both at AintItCool and here)?
Do they have any idea how they come across?
Will a sizable percentage of them die from strokes and heart attacks, after living their first 18-23 years so consumed with all of that bile?
The New York Times is trying to interview Knowles’ trolls to figure out what makes them tick, but only in reference to a movie site.
The Times won’t connect that bad behavior back to the Left itself, and what its young, male adherents do every day all across the Internets in service to their Lightbringer.
Most bizarre of all, if you go over to AintItCool and read the comments on that thread, you’ll see many of the trolls HATE the New York Times, despite the fact both the Times and the trolls are clearly tools of the Left.
It’s interesting they aren’t buddy-buddy, since both bow before Dr. Utopia and his Golden Age of Hope and Change.
Perhaps those Leftists just hate everything and only want to watch the world burn.
New site feedback: how important is it to you for HillBuzz to load easily onto mobile devices?
Here’s a very specific question as we think about how we want a new site structured: how important is it for HillBuzz to load easily and clearly onto mobile devices like the iPhone, Blackberries, etc.
We are not tech guys, but some of you out there have been kind enough to email us with various ideas, and a question that keeps coming up is how many of you out there read us not on PCs at home, but on some sort of mobile device.
Can as many of you chime in on this as possible to give us some market research here? We have no idea where you are reading us, so we don’t know what to do about the mobile question yet. We know whatever we do needs to be easily accessible via Facebook, Twitter, and other social platforms…but we’d like to know how focused we need to be on making sure a new HillBuzz looks the way we intend it to on PCs, Macs, mobile devices, and whatever else.
We appreciate the technical feedback and help with this question.
Question: Would you be interested in reading a HillBuzz book?
One of the comments we’ve received a lot from many of you in the last two days is “You guys should write a book”.
So, we’d really like your feedback on this point specifically.
Would you read a book about HillBuzz, how we came to be, our adventures on the 2008 Hillary campaign, then our campaigning for McCain/Palin, and everything that we’ve done since The Golden Age of Hope and Change began?
Do you think other people out there who don’t know about us would like to read it?
What sort of things would you like to see in it?
What should we cover?
What stories that we’ve already told you would you like to see us collect into a book?
We’re willing to put the effort into this if you think it’s worthwhile…and if you can help us get a feel for exactly what sort of tome from us you think people would buy.
With your encouragement and support it can happen…but it’s still such a weird concept for us to believe somebody would want to go to Borders and pick up 200 pages of our nonsense and keep flipping the pages cover to cover like that.
We seriously want your honest feedback and ideas. If you want to see this happen, now’s the time to chime in.
Thursday Open Thread: March 25th, 2010
What’s on your minds today?
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We really want to thank everyone again for responding to yesterday’s call for ideas, in terms of what we can improve going forward as we work towards creating a new site with a lot more flexibility for us.
We’re taking notes on everything that was said and are compiling it into a spreadsheet to see what the most common thoughts were. In a nutshell, we’re going to keep doing what we are doing, but enhance things in a way we haven’t been able to.
What we’d like to do is find a way to bring all of you into Buzzquarters with us, and give you more of a sense of what our little world here in Boystown is like, and how exciting some of the adventures can be, especially when we’re researching something we think is important.
We promise we won’t get too fancy or cluttered. But we are going to build into a new site a prominent ACTION ITEMS board, right at the top, where we can all work on important projects together each day. Everything else will pretty much be the same, except we’d like to fall into the habit of posting one column a day we’ll feature, that we’d love to see syndicated on other sites, in newspapers, and magazines…the way Michelle Malkin and others do. She has her fun items, her laughs, and all the reactions to news the way we do…but she’s evolved a step beyond us with her daily syndicated column. That’s a major challenge for us, but we’d like to see that happen. People like Michelle Malkin, Tammy Bruce, and Nikke Finke over at Deadline Hollywood are the bloggers we most admire — because everything they do is done with their own trademark flare and style. And their content output is just so incredible.
We’d like to be the gay, moderate, male version of all that. We know it will take a lot of work, but hopefully you will continue to offer your ideas and help us improve…and, as always, help us reach a larger audience.
Today we’re going to be on The People Power Hour radio show again, which will be fun. If you like hearing us on the radio and would like to see us do more shows, we’d love it if you’d contact radio programs and tell them you want to hear us on their shows. Particularly as we move into daily syndication-worthy columns…we’d have something to talk about every day right there that would almost always be based on whatever’s going on in the news that day…so we’d be daily ready-made guests.
There are a lot of other fun things we have in our wish book for the new site…with a lot more tales of Boystown and some arm-twisting from Robby to get his mother Pattymelt to write in more often as well. We’d like to do a weekly Boystown piece, and have a weekly update from Mineral City too — longer pieces that would run on Saturday and Sunday for entertainment and information, with a little mystery and adventure thrown in. There are so many adventures that happen each week here in Boystown and Mineral City that we think it could be a fun experience to update the latest once a week from both us HillBoyz and the Mineral City Coffee Club.
We really love hearing from all of you, so please keep chiming in. Remember, we get an awful lot of hatemail every day from the Left telling us how much they want us to get AIDS and die and informing us of all the evil things they want to do to us — so hearing from nice people out there with constructive ideas is a major blessing. You will never know how much one kind word from one of you out there makes up for 10 attacks from Daily Kos or DemocraticUnderground. We might not be able to write back to everyone, but we love the ideas and tips, and it’s amazing having tens of thousands of eyes out there watching everything that’s going on, like Hera’s mighty Argus and his peacock progeny. Ever vigilant, never sleeping, constantly in touch. It’s so much cooler than the Ghost-to-Ghost network the Three Investigators used in the mystery books we loved as kids, because we have the wonders of the Internets (that series of pipes and tubes) at our disposal, while Alfred Hitchcock’s detective crew had walkie talkies and pay phones. We’ve come a long way, baby.
We get to be Five Investigators (well, Four, plus a Panda), with top-shelf research and observational help that seemingly never sleeps, and chimes in from every state in this amazing country, with Australia, France, Ireland, Israel, India, Canada, Germany, Great Britain, Iceland, and Mexico too. There are hundreds of things the MSM refuses to cover that Americans need to know about. Perhaps, with your help, we can do the job the Pulitzer Prize winning Ivy League set no longer deigns to do.
It’s amazing what this little Chicago campaign site evolved into with your support, and we are very grateful for everything.
Trust us when we say we appreciate fully the opportunity we have in front of us to put all of this to use to save America from the Left and its socialist takeover. That’s why we believe we exist, and rest assure we won’t shirk that duty. If someone or something out there really is calling us, we think we’re answering that call as best we can.
Thank you so much again. If you continue to support us, we’ll promise to work hard every day for you and this country.
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Oh, also, it’s embarrass Sebastian time again. He has a blind date tonight set up by that matchmaker friend of ours — with someone who is not a dancer, model, actor, musician, or stripper, but a responsible, age-appropriate, early 30s professional. The kind of guy we want Sebastian to date. Instead of 24 year old barbacks named Jacobi who dance in burlesque shows. So, here’s wishing Bast good luck with Clint…and kind of hoping he never makes it this deep into the thread to see that we told you about the date. He kind of hates when we do that. Whoops.
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