Archive for March 22nd, 2010
Question: Whatever happened to the current First Lady's "visit military families" campaign?
"I'm proud of visiting people for the first time in my adult life!"
Today, some comments on another thread reminded us that Michelle Obama once claimed she was starting a campaign “to visit military families” and, we assume, “scowl at them”.
We believe she went to three military bases, all on the east coast, and traveled a total of 800 miles or so “visiting”.
Apparently, few on those bases wanted much to do with her, and she didn’t especially like going, so it appears that whole “visit military families” thing went the way of the organic vegetable garden that doesn’t actually produce edible organic vegetables (since it was so poorly planned and haphazardly executed in soil that’s not anywhere near organic).
Is Mrs. Utopia still doing anything with military families? Does anyone know?
Her latest push for something to do is telling people how fat their kids are, while ignoring not only the fact that she herself has ample junk in her trunk, but that she repeatedly calls her own daughters “chubby” yet takes absolutely no responsibility for her own role in feeding her children and supervising their activities. Before this woman can call any other American out for raising obese children, she needs to reconcile the names she taunts her daughters with the responsibility she bears, as their mother, for whatever shape they are in.
There’s a reason Liz Minnelli isn’t a spokeswoman for temperance and Tom Cruise isn’t the poster boy for heterosexuality.
Practice what you preach (or scowl) before you set off on a big publicity tour to scold other people about that.
And if you start something high profile — like visiting military families — maybe you should do that more than three times, whether people want you to visit or not. And, for crying out loud, please dress appropriately when you sporadically do the things you promised the nation you were going to do while living off their dole and playing “fashion icon”.
Why is Steny Hoyer carrying a purse and holding this man's hand?
Take a look at what's going on in this picture. How bizarre is this?
Are they on their way to Congress, or headed to the Chapel to get married?
"Quick, fool, hold my hand so nobody notices your purse!"
What is George Soros doing there?
Here’s this photo from yesterday again, of Red Queen Nancy Pelosi leading a troop of fools to the Capitol to smash the Constitution to bits.
We wonder what on Earth is going on with Steny Hoyer in this shot.
Why is he carrying his purse to the Capitol?
What marvelous things could he have inside that bag of tricks?
Why is he holding the hand of the man next to him, who we think could be John Lewis, or another of Congress’ stable of race-baiting Leftists?
Do Hoyer and Lewis hold hands and go for walks outside often?
Carrying purses?
What gives?
The Red Queen Nancy Pelosi laughing at the assault on the Constitution
H/t Seapea
The Red Queen Nancy Pelosi, holding her Constitution-smashing gavel, laughing all the way.
John Boehner's first speech as Speaker of the House
Our choice for the next Speaker is Michelle Bachmann. We are committed to finding a way to make her Speaker, as we believe, honestly and truly, that Bachmann has been touched by greatness and is destined to be one of the heroes of this Republic that saves this nation. She would make an excellent Speaker.
But, Republicans seem determined to make John Boehner the replacement to Red Queen Nancy Pelosi.
Last night, Boehner proved he could do a very admirable job as Speaker.
In fact, history will probably record the above as his first speech as Speaker of the House.
America is going to give Democrats a loud vote of no confidence. If Boehner steps up to the plate and leads the way he spoke last night, he’ll assume the role of Rightful Speaker, while Red Queen Nancy continues her madness on the sidelines, trying to do as much damage as she can, until Speaker Boehner (or, if we do have our way, Speaker Bachmann) replaces her.
Another head of the ACORN hydra folds — but don't think for a minute it's not reforming elsewhere
"We've had enough of this garbage" from ACORN
We’re all children of the 80s here.
Guys who grew up watching Thundercats, Transformers, He-Man, G.I. Joe, Jem, and other cartoons where the villains always came up with some new plot to commit various forms of evil, were beaten back by the (usually underpants-clad) heros, only to be allowed to run off before the end credits to plot more nefariousness for another day.
In one memorable episode of Jem, we remember the character Shana, when faced with the eleventyeth attack upon the Holograms by rival, malicious band The Misfits, shouted, “I’ve had enough of this garbage!”.
That’s how we feel about ACORN…and the simple fact that Republicans have continuously allowed this criminal enterprise to slink away, reform, rebuild, rename, and get up to its old tricks again every time it’s come under attack.
ACORN pretends to be disbanded, but will just reappear tomorrow as NROCA — like in a bad cartoon where terrorist organization COBRA thinks so little of its adversaries that it structures itself as “a legitimate business” named the ARBOC Corporation.
Seriously, are you kidding us?
We thought this was ridiculous 25 years ago when we saw it on morning TV.
We think it’s absurd today, as adults, that no one seems committed to figuring out exactly what ACORN is up to, how it keeps reforming, where its funding comes from, and how each of its many heads, tails, claws, and mouths can be sliced and diced until the criminal organization it most certainly is has been taken down completely.
Even Al Capone’s ingenious, inventive, and resilient criminal network was taken down — eventually — no matter how many times it tried to reform.
It’s a big project, but here at Buzzquarters we’re going to take the pictures down from one of the apartment’s walls. We’re going to use index cards to try to piece together what ACORN is, as of today, what branches are operating under what names, and make it a mission of ours to determine who is funding all of these various heads and what their end game is.
We bet all roads will lead back to usual suspects like George Soros, but who knows what pattern will emerge when we actually, physically, chart all of this out.
As we continue to find ways to improve this site and move us forward, we want a redesigned HillBuzz to make it easier to tackle projects like this, and solve mysteries like ACORN and its ambitions, structure, reorganization, and funding.
We want, with your help, to be part of the force that takes these criminals and terrorists down once and for all — doing the job the GOP doesn’t seem capable of doing.
Maybe what was needed all along was a coalition like ours, of moderates, conservatives, and independents to take on something like this that Republicans on a party level won’t touch for whatever reason — and which Democrats, of course, are loathe to do anything about because ACORN is an arm of the DNC, whether 90% of Democrats want to admit that enough.
Well, quoting our cartoon friend Shana, we’ve had enough of this garbage.
We don’t know HOW we’ll do it, but we’re committing to solving the ACORN problem, and working hard on it as a long-term investigative project of ours. Maybe we should do a weekly column on it, every Sunday, and commit to working hard each week gathering as much as we can find on ACORN, then reporting to you what we have learned so that collectively we can keep compiling this information to the point where we uncover enough so that something actionable forms out of the emerging patterns.
Maybe, together, we can do all the yeoman’s work the GOP won’t do…and we can deliver to them the ammunition they and law enforcement needs to shut down every head of this hydra once and for all.
Even the most resilient of all the cartoon villains got canceled eventually.
What happened to Mumm-ra, the Decepticons, Skeletor, COBRA, and The Misfits needs to happen to ACORN in all its forms too.
Who are the Marxists in this neighborhood? In this neighborhood. In this neigh-bor-hood.
We need your help to identify all the people in this photo, as we think it’s going to become an important tool for the Resistance.
Left to right, it looks like we can spot:
(1) Steny Hoyer carrying his purse and holding race-baiting pig John Lewis’ hand
(2) George Soros (small head)
(3) Race-baiting pig John Lewis
(4) Red Queen Nancy Pelosi
(5) Frankenstein (behind Pelosi, in place of her Jabberberrywocky no doubt)
(6) Part of Dennis Kucinich, maybe
(7) Big fat white-haired Marxist
Can you identify these people?
Even the ones that are just partial shots of their heads, ears, etc.?
What we’d love to make is one of those photos that has outlines numbered to correspond with who these people are — like in dinosaur books or whatever that tell kids which species of critter they are looking at.
Americans need to know who all the critters in this picture are so come November they can join dinosaurs, under glass, in a museum somewhere, near the dodo birds and the Whigs, where all Leftists belong.
Send a message to the Left: support Dan Benishek against Bart Stupak in Michigan
We really need a good photoshop of this Stupak pic -- with lots of blue eye shadow, fake eye lashes, and bright red whore's lipstick on those DSL of his. If you don't know what "DSL" means, then you haven't spent much time around Bart Stupak.
What wouldn't this slut do for a few bucks and his chance to betray everything he claimed he believed in?
"Have I got a purty mouth or what?" -- former Congressman Bart Stupak
"I love putting on a show and getting attention"
h/t bijou
The more we hear about Dan Benishek, the more we like the man.
He seems like the kind of mild-mannered, decent guy who would have lived in Parma, Ohio near where some of us grew up in Cleveland: a normal, America-loving, hardworking man who does what he says and says what he means and is the polar opposite of people like Bart Stupak.
We want to see Benishek absolutely mop the floor with Stupak — and for Stupak himself to live the rest of his life regretting what he did yesterday.
For us, until yesterday, Ben Nelson of Nebraska was the most despicable man in this country, a slut who smeared lipstick and grease paint all over his face, then rolled onto his back in cheap fishnets for whatever bribe Leftists offered him to vote for the Senate Rationing bill on Christmas Eve. We’ve said before that everyone in Nebraska should consider it their solemn duty to shout “SLUT!” at this man for the rest of his natural life. And, when he dies, instead of monuments to him as a Senator, with schools named after him, VD Clinics and whorehouses in Nevada should be branded “Ben Nelson Bribe Pits”, or something of the like. Because Nebraska doesn’t have whorehouses, legal ones anyway, we’ll have to settle for Nevada — but as long as whorehouses SOMEWHERE are named after Nelson, we’ll be happy.
Bart Stupak is actually worse than Nelson, though. So much worse.
That’s because, number one, Stupak was just playing games this whole time. He always intended to vote for the Rationing Bill, but just wanted to get national attention for being “a holdout”. He craved the limelight and political theater of it all, relishing the spotlight, so that at the last moment he could announce he was voting YES, securing passage of the bill. In his delusions, this fool thought he was Laurence Olivier upon a stage before a packed crowd eager to throw rose petals at him.
Unlike Nelson, who lifted his fanny high into the air for millions of dollars, Stupak isn’t even a high-priced slut.
He did what he did for the equivalent of a five dolla holla.
Apparently, he’s just getting 3/4 of a million dollars for some crappy airports somewhere.
More experienced slut Nelson must giggle every time he puts his lipstick and blue eye shadow on — like one of the more experienced girls at Dolly Parton’s Chicken Ranch laughing at the naivety and foolishness of one of the newbies.
Stupak is stu-PID if he thinks he has any future after this. In our opinion, he needs to join disgraced pig Bill Richardson working the counter at an Arby’s somewhere, in a hair net, asking people if they want curly fries with that, forever explaining why he’s wearing so much makeup. ”Because I’m a slut, that’s why. I was the biggest slut in Congress, until Dan Benishek beat me like a rented mule. Now, I work here, and I try to keep Richardson from eating all the curly fries, while doing my best to be a slut. Because that’s what I am. A slut. So, you want fries with that or what?”.
Dan Benishek already has 15,000+ fans on Facebook.
We’d love all of you to join and support him.
There’s a classic opportunity here to teach the Left what happens to someone like Bart Stupak when he proves himself to be nothing but a cheap, opportunistic, fame-hungry slut.
National ire coast to coast needs to be directed at Stupak — and what better way to do that then to channel all that energy into something positive…like helping his opponent win his seat and cost Stupak his political career for keeps.
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UPDATE: Benishek is on Twitter now – so friend him and follow him. Tell him we said hi.
