We nominate Bart Stupak for that special place in American history reserved for men who abandon all principles, forsake their countries, their Gods, and their values, and do something unimaginably terrible to bring eternal disgrace upon themselves and all their descendants.

Stupak is particularly ignoble because only a fool would believe a presidential Executive Order will prohibit tax dollars from funding abortions.  Executive Orders are not the law.

Stupak and his band of sell-outs always intended to vote for this bill.

Their grandstanding and showboating was all about getting face time in front of all those marvelous cameras.  He wanted to be wined and dined and courted.

Perhaps he had one killer crush on the captains of the football, baseball, and wrestling teams in high school.  Maybe he spent many a sleepless night curled up in his bed dreaming — HOPING — they’d all ask him to the prom, then devoted the entirety of his adult life to finding some opportunity to be fawned over and seduced the way he wanted to be all those years ago.

Who knows what goes through someone like Stupak’s mind — but it sure looks like he did all of this for attention and drama.

“Me? You want to interview ME?  Oh, shucks.  Me?  My oh my. Stupak’s in demand these days.  I’m loving it!” doesn’t seem that far off what we imagine Stupak saying to his staff, loving every last minute of the attention he was lavished.

We really hope every last one of these fakers who claim to be so pro-life are taken to task in a big way once their constituents realize just how much federal money is going to fund abortions when this bill is signed into law.  Millions upon millions of babies will be aborted because of Bart Stupak.

They should, in fact, start naming abortion clinics after him.

Even better…just as Benedict Arnold now stands for “traitor” and “your name is Mudd” is a way of telling someone he’s crossed a line and ruined his reputation, forever more whenever anyone abandons his supposedly rock-solid principles in matters like abortion, he should be called a “Stupak”.

“You stupid Stupak!” should be one of the very worst insults in the future.

May this man and all like him never live March 21st, 2010 down, and may voters hold him accountable until the last of his days for what he has done.