First off, nobody and nothing can “make” you do anything in this world.

If you think you “look like a whore”, then maybe you should consider wearing pants when your photo is taken.

Also, stop rolling around on a bed in a former Senator and married man’s shirt, bouncing your daughter’s stuffed animals onto the floor each time your bare butt meets bedspread.

Rielle “Lisa Druck” Hunter is the woman who changed her name because “too many people were making limericks about (me) before” and, apparently, “it’s harder to rhyme “Hunter”, and nobody knows how to pronounce “Rielle”, so no more dirty Irish bar poetry”.

GQ, a magazine, like Vanity Fair, we stopped reading completely once they went 100% in the tank for Dr. Utopia in 2008, has run a photo spread of Druck-Hunter that is truly vile.

On Druck-Hunter’s part.

This is a woman who broke up a marriage — though admittedly one where both husband and wife are terrible people (though the wife, Elizabeth, gets to hold court as martyr-goddess-cancer survivor). She also is complicit in the many acts of fraud Edwards committed on the campaign trail, where he used donor money to fund lavish trips for Druck-Hunter, where she presumably bounced pantsless with stuffed animals, condiment packets from fast food restaurants, assorted items from hotel gift shops, or anything she could get her hands on, really, showcasing her signature moves coast to coast while Edwards was acting as the spoiler Dr. Utopia needed to squeak by with the Democrats’ nomination in 2008.

If not for Edwards, there would be no Golden Age of Hope and Change right now.

If not for Druck-Hunter’s poor decision-making process, there’d be no “bouncing on a bed almost naked with stuffed animals” fodder to ridicule Edwards with today.

You know that old saying about something quacking like a duck being a duck?

It seems appropriate to paraphrase it relating to something bouncing on a bed like a Druck being a whore.

N’est pas?