No TV dinners or coupon clipping for these two.

You’d think the current president lives in Boystown.  Or, at least wants to. For all SORTS of reasons.

It’s party all the time in this White House. While tens of millions are without jobs, don’t have enough money to keep dinner on the table every night, and are going without the basics, it’s a twirling, whirling, “Night at Versailles”, every night, in the People’s House these days.

Last night, the theme was “Hollywood Glamour”, with Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks brought in to entertain Dr. Utopia and his “fashion icon” wife.

“Entertain me!  I need to be entertained!  This lack of entertainment vexes me!  I am terribly, terribly vexed!”, the president shouted from the middle of rows of plush red velvet seats in the White House screening room.

Spielberg, dressed up as E.T., was forced to recreate various scenes from his many films, his voice grown hoarse from repeatedly roaring like a T. Rex from Jurassic Park.

“Sounds just like Oprah when she’s hungry!,” the First Lady hooted, throwing popcorn into the air and all over the carpet, because she thinks that looks pretty and also loves the fact other people have to clean her mess up.  “I’m proud of that dinosaur for the first time in my adult life!”.

Hanks was told to re-enact movies he wasn’t actually even in, like the underwear scene from Risky Business, the “Let’s Hear It For the Boy” dance montage from Footloose, and the end of Ferris Buehler where Matthew Broderick ran through the backyards of a suburban Chicago neighborhood, jumping over fences, trying to beat his parents back home.

“That s*** is funny.  I am entertained!,” the president guffawed, despite aides repeatedly trying to tell him Hanks wasn’t even in any of those movies. “Who cares. Don’t get all wee-weed up. All those old white guys look the same. MORE ENTERTAINMENT, NOW!”.

Apparently, tomorrow night’s theme will be “Bedrock and Roll”, where random celebrities will be forced to dress up as characters from “The Flintstones” so the First Lady can wear her coffee filter, Hanna-Barbera inspired Inaugural Gown one more time before she “has to give it to that museum even though (she) doesn’t want to and hates giving people anything”.

What Recession?

Restraint and setting a good example?

What’s that?

MORE ENTERTAINMENT NOW!