Archive for March 5th, 2010
Hatemail of the Day
We’ve noticed that Michelle Malkin, Redstate, Ace of Spades, and others publish some of the vile hatemail that they get every once in a while. Repeatedly, many of you have asked us to do that, too, to give you an idea of exactly how Obama supporters conduct themselves, the kinds of things they say, and who these people are.
Well, here’s one that we got tonight…and it’s mild in terms of what Obama supporters put out there:
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9:08 PM (16 minutes ago)
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Susan Traversy <smtraversy@comcast.net>
Are any of you in New Hampshire? Can someone recommend a good doctor for Susan?
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Update: Here’s more of Susan Traversy’s greatest hits, from a quick Google search. This woman spreads her particular brand of sunshine everywhere:
(1) Complaining about “The Common Man” restaurant:
Overrated
Reviewer: Susan Traversy
- Pros: Food is OK
- Cons: Management & Service are Indifferent
Rating: 2
Posted: 11/04/2009
Concord NH, 03301
Regarding the “taming” of North State Street: The only way traffic is going to slow down anywhere in Concord is to ticket people who are speeding, running red lights, not yielding to pedestrians, etc.
Instead of hiring consultants and engineers, send out traffic officers to ticket these people on a regular basis. The way it stands, a small percentage of bad drivers is being caught and ticketed. Raising fines will punish only the relatively few offenders who are caught and make no difference in…
Hell, instead of hiring “consultants and engineers” or people who know what they are talking about, just turn over traffic enforcement to Susan Traversy herself.
Since she knows everything, and has an opinion on everything, and believes she can run just about everything better than the people who actually run things now, just set Traversy loose and at last we’ll have the utopia the current president promised us.
THAT’S what’s been missing this whole time: the iron will and draconian efficiency of a 52-year-old hatemail writer who empowered herself to speak for the whole state of New Hampshire and ban us from ever working there.
Curses! Our lifelong dream of working in New Hampshire has been foiled!
Question: What outfit do you think will follow Michelle Obama's Jason Wu gown into the Smithsonian, come 2013?
Since the current First Lady FINALLY donated her Jason Wu toilet paper-meets Mr. Coffee-by way of Bedrock inaugural gown (a dress RuPaul, one of Wu’s other celebrity clients, rejected as “too hideous for a drag queen) to the Smithsonian, where it will join other Inaugural Gowns from the past, we wonder what garment will follow Mrs. Utopia’s “outfit” into the First Spouses exhibit.
We kind of think it’s going to look something like this:
Stone Cold Fox
Or, if we really had our way completely, like this:
Big Dawg
The 45th President of the United States will be a woman.
The next First Spouse Inaugural outfit will be from the menswear collection.
There won’t be another Jason Wu “supermarket challenge” outfit added to the Smithsonian First Spouse Inaugural collection for a very, very long time.
The least she could have done was not wear house slippers.
Hottie McAwesome challenges Obama "to do better" – which we translate as "stop lying, quit being a socialist, and for once listen to the American people, you dummy"
Remember, Scott Brown is a Republican from Massachusetts. He was sent to Washington chiefly to stop the Healthcare Rationing bill. We have ever faith that he will do his utmost to see this bill is indeed stopped. His election on January 20th prevented it from becoming law already.
There will be times when Brown must vote the way his constituents want him to on some issues…but, RESOUNDINGLY, the people of Massachusetts, like Americans coast to coast, do not want the trick of Reconciliation used to force this abomination upon us.
So, hooray for Hottie McAwesome. 80% of the time he will do what we want him to in most areas…but we’re confident when it comes to rationing, he’ll be 100% on our same page.
Michelle Obama donates Jason Wu Inaugural Gown…to Smithsonian's Hanna-Barbera exhibit
The newest addition to the "Ugly Hanna-Barbera Costumes Collection" at the Smithsonian
The Smithsonian Institute announced today the current First Lady is donating her Inaugural Gown (the only one she will ever wear) to a new exhibit “of ugly costumes based on old cartoon characters”.
The delay in donating the gown to the Smithsonian was a result of the current First Lady “not wanting to give anything to anybody, for free”. All previous First Ladies have gifted their Inaugural Gowns to the Smithsonian, where women, girls, gay men, little boys with zero interest in sports, and others have marveled at the fine craftsmanship, and occasional monstrous lapses in taste, of the gowns worn by female occupants of the White House.
For approximately three months in late 2009, the Inaugural Gown Mrs. Utopia wore went missing. Many suspected showboat Desiree Rogers, a fan of hideous clothing herself, had squirreled the dress away in a vent somewhere, so she could wait until late at night when she could slip into it, unseen, and dance around the empty Green, Blue, and Vermeil Rooms, playing make-believe.
But, a month or so ago, a White House maid discovered the Jason Wu original hanging in the Palm Court, on one of the window frames. “Apparently, someone thought this thing was curtains. It looks like curtains, but uglier, like the kind of overdone, coffee filter-inspired curtains they would have had up in the Victorian days. Maybe someone thought they were Mary Todd Lincoln’s curtains, because she was apparently crazy enough to think this thing was pretty. Well, anyway, I took it down from the window, washed it, and still can’t believe how ugly the thing is, and now it’s going to the Smithsonian, after the Protocol Office practically pulled it out of the First Lady’s hands, with her shouting MINE! MINE! MINE! at the top of her lungs, until she had to leave for another of her “fashion icon” photo shoots, when she lost interest in the dress because there were more hideous dresses for her to try on in another room”.
The Smithsonian is going to add the dress to a collection of terrible frocks designed to look like the outfits Judy Jetson, Penelope Pitstop, Josie & the Pussycats, and other Hanna-Barbera characters wore in all their cartoons. Strangely, most of these dresses were designed by gay men who almost exclusively design for drag queens like RuPaul Charles or transsexuals like Amanda LePore.
“We think these dresses are jokes,” an unnamed Smithsonian source revealed, “because gay men have better taste than this. But, sometimes gay humor is riffing on things we don’t get, so these could be inside jokes that just go over our heads. We’re erring on the side of figuring someday we’ll get the joke, because man alive, these Hanna-Barbera costumes are so ridiculous they should be in the “Cheap Halloween Outfits Sold at Wal-Mart in the Late 20th-Century” exhibit, but, that’s just my opinion on this”.
There’s no word if RuPaul Charles and/or Amanda LePore will take turns modeling Mrs. Utopia’s “stunning fashion icon gown” until a suitable mannequin can be found to permanently suffer the indignity of wearing it for all time in the Smithsonian. Staffers continue their search for a mannequin who’s done enough bad things to warrant such a punishment.
Sarah Smile — revamped by Lloyd Marcus for Sarah Palin
Fun song for a Friday…a revamped “Sarah Smile” in honor of Sarah Palin. Lloyd Marcus, a Palin supporter, did the update.
“She’ll drill for oil and keep taxes low”.
That sure makes us smile.
Way better than the Hall & Oates original.
There are no creepy mustaches whatsoever anywhere to be found.
Class vs. Crass: A History of First Ladies
H/t Chrissy the Hyphenated
Betty Ford became First Lady at a time when the country was dealing with previously unimaginable problems, faith in government was low, and the American spirit had taken a severe beating. She rose to the challenge and became a shining light and model of behavior, despite her immense inner personal struggles, including the battle with the bottle. Her name today is leant to a treatment center where hundreds of thousands of people have gotten the help they need to become better people and live fuller lives.
Michelle Obama became First Lady during a difficult time in the country’s history, as the United States fell into an economic depression and faith in government reached new recent depths. Instead of rising to the occasion and patriotically praising American virtues and raising spirits, she chose to hector Americans as racists, tell them their souls are broken, scold them for being obese (while clearly never looking in a mirror at herself), and spend the majority of her time posing for glamour shots in which she consistently claims she’s “a fashion icon”. Her name has quickly become synonymous with greed, excess, narcissism, and the massive waste of taxpayer money.
Friday Open Thread: Friday March 5th, 2010
What’s on your minds this Friday?
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Do you think Governor Paterson will resign this weekend in New York?
Do you think Rahm Emanuel is trying to force Alexi Giannoulias out as the Illinois Senate nominee so that he can take that for himself?
Do you believe Valerie Jarrett is scheming to become White House Chief of Staff, or is she pretty much doing that job anyway?
What other stories are you following today?
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