What stinks? Is it me?

Did you know the Charybdis of Lake Michigan put on an Oscar special?

Apparently, neither did the rest of America.

Oprah’s Oscar Extravaganza of Oprah and Oscar came in dead last in the Nielsen ratings.  A special on paint drying techniques and a documentary on keeping Playdoh fresh by wrapping it in moist paper towels creamed Charybdis.

Roughly 12 people, in fact, watched the special:  11 of whom are Harpo Studios employees and are contractually required to suffer such abuse.  The other poor soul was a man injured in a skiing accident in Vail, Colorado, where he broke all his arms and legs.  Between shift changes, one of the nurses left his TV turned to the station where Charybdis’ special came on, and no matter how many times he pushed the call button with his tongue, frantically, he couldn’t get the second shift to come in and change the channel for him.  Apparently, all the nurses were in a staff meeting, so they couldn’t answer his calls for help until they were done talking about efficiency, patient care, and Total Quality Management.

It appears the man is now suing the hospital, for gross patient neglect and abuse.  We hope he gets millions.  No one on Earth should have to suffer though Oprah against his will.

Last place?

Isn’t Oprah supposed to be not only a gluttonous sea demon plaguing the shores of Lake Michigan, but also “the most popular talk show host in the history of this or any other planet”, according to the MSM at least.

Hope!

Change!

Perhaps people are catching on to the fact that Oprah bears a lot of responsibility for what we’ve got in the White House now.