Where has Al Gore disappeared to?
Why isn’t he addressing the daily exposure of new levels of scandal related to Climategate?
Here’a a great read: The Nine Lies of Al Gore.
The author, at Investors.com, particularly hammers Gore’s claims that New York and Washington were going to Atlantis themselves into watery ruins in the next few decades, because Gore was shouting from every street corner that “The oceans are rising! The oceans are rising!”.
Well, it’s been revealed that was just a con. The oceans are not, in fact, rising. ”Scientists” just made that up, because the UN needed the oceans to rise for the carbon tradeoff scam it was running to work. The plan was to redistribute vast amounts of wealth from the West, via “carbon credits”, and put that money into the hands of Third World dictators.
Remember, the majority of the UN is Third World.
It’s becoming increasingly clear the Church of Anthropogenic Global Warming had an agenda much larger than just making its Pope, Gore, and high-priests very wealthy. The goal was to bankrupt western, industrialized economies, loot their treasuries, and send all those riches the Middle East, Africa, and South America. To “redistribute the wealth”.
Why isn’t Al Gore out defending his life’s work if he really and truly believes in Anthropogenic Global Warming?
As his church collapses into ruin, where is the Gore-acle?

February 24, 2010 at 3:13 pm
The Goreacle IS an emotional child and big fat cry baby, so an amber alert seems appropriate.
February 24, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Perhaps Mr. Al-Qoor has taken refuge in Saudi Arabia — the country from where in the past he’s issued such stern tirades against the United States.
February 24, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Also – this is a fantastic article about what a disgrace it is that the MSM is not reporting on Climategate. It’s a powerful article b/c it comes from a progressive website. Even though its author still believes global warming is real, he has the good sense to see there’s significant, dangerous bias causing the MSM to fail at their jobs (and he confesses Climategate has removed the urgency and hysteria behind fixing global warming). Given the source of this article, it’s a great one to show to libs and progressives who need an eye opening.
http://blogs.the-american-interest.com/wrm/2010/02/15/nyt-still-mia-on-climategate-big-boost-for-gop
I still think the Goracle is crying in his boxer briefs, alone, hiding in his basement, going through boxes and boxes of Entemann’s.
February 24, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Me thinks Al Gore is Stuffing Up his Illegal Monetary Gains in Vain Hope they won’t be taken back from him.
February 24, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Wasn’t that Al’s face on the milk cartoons in the grocery store I saw today/
February 24, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Perhaps Al perished in the tsunami that engulfed his palatial Tennessee estate.
February 24, 2010 at 4:11 pm
LOL
February 24, 2010 at 4:04 pm
He’s not missing, though his mind may be:
http://blog.algore.com/2010/02/repower_america_reports_the_fa.html
February 24, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Oh SWEET LORD! He needs some meds. He needs to stop eating crazy for breakfast lunch and dinner. He needs to be put in a home. He needs to get off the crazy train. The man is INSANE!
I just love the extreme weather argument…Before evil man started driving cars, weather was just so calm and placid! For all 4.5 billion years before cars, weather was totally uneventful! In fact, there basically wasn’t weather! It’s man-created, you see. Silly, stupid Holocaust denier. Cars cause bitter cold blizzards AND melt the glaciers, you idiot! It makes perfect sense, it’s a fact, how can you see it, you small-minded lying flat earther!
They’re facts, FACTS I TELL YOU!! FACTS!! MWWWUUUUAAAAHHHHHH!!!
February 24, 2010 at 4:12 pm
You guys are hilarious! Thank God! Otherwise, I think I would loose mah mind!
Is he hiding under a desk somewhere while Sen. Inhofe drags in the evidence he’s been selling snake oil the whole time?
February 24, 2010 at 4:28 pm
The Goreacle strikes me as the type of 60 yr old man who would still refer to his Mom as Mommy.
Ok, very random thought, I know.
February 24, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Kelly – the more I think about your comment, the more I think you’re on to something. The Goreacle probably also refers to his WIFE as Mommy!
February 24, 2010 at 4:41 pm
HA! This made me laugh out loud. You’re SO right. He calls his mom Mommy, and he calls his wife Mommy.
And I bet he sits on both of their laps!
February 24, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Preferable to “Tipper,” which sounds like a
fox terrier.
February 24, 2010 at 4:29 pm
And once again our media is complicit in the scam–this is the biggest story all over Europe now (coupled with the mess with Greece and the Euro)
As Americans we can aid Mr. Gore in his self-inflicted demise–Call Congress and demain the GAO audit all climate change grants. Bernie Madoff’s scam cost investors nearly $50 billion dollars and it’s been estimated that Gore’s scam is not even a fraction of that–can you imagine? In any event Madoff got 150 years for a “lesser” crime. I hope Gore goes down in a big way–he deserves it.
American Thinker has an interesting article on why Gore is lying low. Good read.
February 24, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Both Al Bore and Jimmah “Barking Mad” Carter need to be heavily medicated and locked away from the general population in perpetuity for their own protection because they are both bughouse nuts IMHO! Carter was – until recently – the worst president ever and is a nasty old anti-Semitic dementia ridden poop! And we’ve pretty much analyzed the insanity of the Goreacle here today!
February 24, 2010 at 5:35 pm
AT writer thinks Goracle laying low because of legal advise. RICO lawsuit anyone?!
“Mr. Gore is in hiding today — no longer the “courageous” leader of the AGW movement. Apparently, Planet Earth is “no longer in grave danger” or “needing to be saved,” but Gore could lose all of his ill-gotten assets.
If the victim list grows and criminal intent is proven, Mr. Gore could do serious time. After a much smaller scam, Bernie Madoff got 150 years.”
More here:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/02/al_gore_is_lying_low_for_good.html
February 24, 2010 at 6:52 pm
Thanks God Al Baby posted the facts concerning why the temps are so brutal and an explanation on all the bazaar snow storms, I would be soooo lost without him. Wow what a freaking genius! Moron nutwagon! He’s hiding like sobbing child.
February 24, 2010 at 7:32 pm
I love the headline to this post. . .very witty!!!
Al Gore is undoubtably hiding somewhere until he thinks all of this blows over. . .he started up several business ventures and investment groups, based on future potential of his carbon credit trading models, with LOTS of people’s money — they may want to talk to him as well. I had read somewhere that a number of academia institutions had also invested through 401Ks, pensions, etc. . . but I can no longer source the article.
He will reappear when he thinks it’s safe again — probably with a new scheme like global cooling, pushing anything green, harnessing earth’s core heat for energy. He missed his calling as a used car salesman.
February 25, 2010 at 3:30 am
“He will reappear when he thinks it’s safe again — ”
Like that damned groundhog?
“Al Gore sees his own shadow- six more weeks of Global Warming, err, no, The New Ice Age, err, what we used to call Having Weather or Seasons– ahead!
February 24, 2010 at 7:34 pm
His ass must be in Texas – we’ve had more cold, snow, sleet, crap weather this year than the whole time I’ve lived here. Sigh. Enough!!
February 24, 2010 at 9:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-PI2vCA9ck&feature=player_embedded
Hitler reacts to global warming fraud.
February 25, 2010 at 9:01 pm
Well, on Monday morning he was addressing an IBM software conference in Las Vegas. Talking about Global Warming.
February 26, 2010 at 4:27 pm
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