Archive for February 9th, 2010
Photoshop Challenge: Snow Job and the Seven Dunces
There’s a photo we saw once of a Tea Party protest poster that had Dr. Utopia depicted (in drag) as Snow White (which we’ll call Snow Job), with seven of the worst Democrats in Washington surrounding him, all with riffs on Disney’s seven dwarves.
Nancy Pelosi = Twitchy
Harry Reid = Dingy
Rahm Emanuel = Fishy
Barney Frank = Queeny
Tim Geithner = Cheaty
Claire McCaskill = Dopey
Barbara Boxer = Grumpy
Technically, there doesn’t need to be just Seven Dunces. We can take liberties with that.
Could make some fun images to use going forward when needed.
Anyone up to a stab at it?
Question: Is the Soros plan to put Cass Sunstein on the SCOTUS before November's election?
This is not Cass Sunstein (no matter how much he wishes it was)
We want the next SCOTUS Justice to be Ann Claire Williams, from Chicago. But, we wanted her to be the last SCOTUS Justice. Instead, we got “a wise Latina”, who has yet to show any of the seemingly prerequisite wisdom.
There’s rumors at work that George Soros wants Cass Sunstein, husband of lunatic Samantha Power, and radical Leftist himself, to replace Justices Stevens or Ginsburg before the November elections. It’s widely assumed Democrats will be trounced this fall…so it seems that any effort to install radicals on the Court will have to be done before that shellacking.
What do you know about Cass Sunstein?
What’s an effective strategy for informing the American public about him now, proactively, so that when a SCOTUS vacancy emerges Sunstein won’t even be in the running?
Many people, currently, think Sunstein’s a former member of the Mamas and the Pappas (who apparently survived the apocryphal encounter with a ham sandwich).
How do we communicate how dangerous this man is, and how he should come nowhere near the SCOTUS?
If this is what George Soros really wants…we need to start organizing now to stop it.
Photoshop Challenge: Claire McCaskill edition
Honestly, it’s really rare for us to think anything so funny we giggle about it all day, but the photoship Bijou did for us of Claire McCaskill playing under her desk in her PJs, surrounded by her favorite sammiches and all her trucks and other toys, has us smiling so much today we thought we’d make this a Photoshop Challenge…to see what other images you can create of Claire Bear “Senatoring” in her own unique way.
We’d love to use these for future pieces we do, reporting on what it’s like in McCaskill’s office.
Do you remember the old “Muppet Babies” cartoon? The “Nanny” was never seen…just a set of legs that walked into a room and told the babies to be good. We picture McCaskill’s Chief of Staff, “Jane”, playing a similar role. “That’s enough Tweeting, Senator, and stop putting that letter opener in the light socket, again. What have I told you?” “You tells me eat my sammiches like a good Senator, and I try so hard to be good, but electricity fascinates me. Can I have more sammiches now? I promise be verrrry good!”.
What else do you picture Claire McCaskill doing in her office all day?
What kind of jammies do you think she wears while playing on the carpet?
What’s Claire Bear’s favorite “sammich”?
We have two years to make this woman a complete laughingstock (more so) in her home state of Missouri, to prevent her from winning re-election.
What images can you put together to complement our take on McCaskill that could help in this goal?
Question: What do you know about Chuck DeVore and how can we help him take down Barbara Boxer?
H/t Mizz Jodee
The more we see of Chuck DeVore, the more we like him.
Does this make sense — but he’s actually someone we’d like to be friends with, and not just put into elected office. There are very few politicians we think this way about. Hillary Clinton is one of them. Sarah Palin and Scott Brown are others. We really like DeVore, on a personal level, think he has a great dry sense of humor, and know he will do a good job for California.
Barbra Boxer is not only someone we’d never want to be friends with, but she’s who we would cast as Rita Moreno if we were doing a very low-rent, drag, tribute to Rita Moreno, and no actual drag queens were available for the role..and no one could find a puppet…or a talented cat…so we’d have to settle on Boxer. “Call me Rita Moreno, I worked hard for this title!”. Settle down, Boxer. How hard have you really worked for anything, really?
And why don’t you comb your hair?
What do you think the keys to defeating Boxer in California will be? We know absolutely nothing about the state, aside from the fact that everyone keeps telling us it’s really three states combined: the north, the south, and the cities.
Our gut instinct is to find a way to lampoon Boxer enough in at least one of these areas, to draw down enough of her support to give DeVore a fighting chance. THAT, coupled with finding some angle to exploit where we can give DeVore a boost in areas that normally wouldn’t be all that friendly to him.
This is kind of our personal niche…and one we’ll stick to going forward. We can’t win a race against Boxer, clearly, but we can be a little push in the right places to make her topple, Martha Coakley-style.
Start brainstorming on what we can do for DeVore, because we think he’ll be the Republican nominee, and he’ll have the best chance of schooling Boxer but good come November.
Question: What do you think of the SCOTUS opening rumors?
What do you think of the rumors Rush Limbaugh and others have been talking about, where Joe Biden or Hillary Clinton could be nominated to the Supreme Court when Justices Stevens and Ginsburg retire, as expected, sometime this year?
The idea of Joe Biden doing anything besides running a Baskin-Robbins (and eating it into oblivion) after his term as Vice President is up in 2013 is ludicrous. There’s a better chance of Biden replacing David Letterman on the Late Show (where we think he would actually do a great job) than becoming a SCOTUS Justice.
The conspiracy theory in all this is that once Biden is out, Dr. Utopia would replace him with Hillary Clinton as VP, thus ostensibly bringing the Jacksonian-Clinton Democrats back into the party. The catch with this is that no matter how much we like Hillary Clinton, we’re not going to support Dr. Utopia or what he is doing to the country. Even if she became his VP, we still wouldn’t vote for him for re-election. We will not vote for Dr. Utopia for President, even if he made one of us, personally, his VP. We just can’t do that to America…he needs to be defeated and the Left needs to be removed from power. Period.
As for Hillary, we just don’t see her wanting or accepting a spot on the Court. There’s a guy we know here in Chicago, who is kind of a dreamboat, who we could listen to go on and on for hours about all manner of nonsense. He’s wrong about everything, but so cute it never matters. Welcome to Boystown. Well, this guy, Drake, insisted in 2008 that Hillary Clinton would be a SCOTUS Justice, before she became Secretary of State. Even though Hillary’s never shown any sort of desire to be a judge. Whatsoever. How long has it been since she practiced law? She’d be great at anything she set out to do, but sitting in a big ugly robe, being quiet most of the time, and only appearing in public at the State of the Union Address is not the best fit for her.
If she chooses to never run for President again, we see Clinton as UN Secretary General, or running for Governor of either New York, Arkansas, or (it’s a stretch) Illinois. She would, in fact, be a fantastic Governor. We wish very much she was running for Governor in New York right now, instead of allowing Andrew Cuomo to force David Paterson out and take that slot for himself.
We don’t see her retiring. As much as she’s looking forward to grandchildren once Chelsea is married later this summer, we don’t think she’ll be taking up knitting or slowing down any, after she resigns as Secretary of State (which we think will happen before the year is out, after the trouncing Democrats take in November).
We hope those midterm elections are so bad, and the collapse of the Democrat Party is so severe, that Dr. Utopia uses his Parkinsons as an excuse not to seek a second term, so Hillary can have the Democrats’ nomination in 2012. The sad truth, though, is that we don’t believe ANY Democrat can win in 2012…because Dr. Utopia, Howard Dean, Donna Brazile, and Rahm Emanuel have so ruined things and alienated too many former party loyalists.
If anyone can save the Democrats, it’s Hillary Clinton…but will she want to save them, after they backstabbed her the way they did?
Democrats could have had 8 years in the White House with her…and possibly spun off Dr. Utopia after that, for at least 12 years in power. Instead, those fools pushed Hillary aside for the effeminate, biracial, socialist bumbled they proclaimed a “Lightbringer”. Whatever the Hell that means.
Idiots.
But, with so many rumors swirling around lately about the future, we’re wondering what you think is going to happen. Can you imagine any scenarios where either Biden or Clinton, or both, end up on the Supreme Court?
Do you think Hillary Clinton would ever end up as Vice President?
Do you think Dr. Utopia will seek a second term?
What think you?
Jacksonian Democrats are Reagan Democrats are Hillary Democrats are Palin Democrats
Read this article in The Weekly Standard by Jonathan V. Last, “Clinton Voters Jump Ship”.
It says a lot of what we’ve been telling you since 2008: the Democrat Party under Howard Dean and Donna Brazile thought they could push the Jacksonian (Clinton) Democrats out of the party and still be able to hold power.
That’s clearly not the case.
We are a living example of that.
For our friends who’ve known us for most of our lives, it’s still surreal to them that we not only voted for McCain/Palin in 2008, but that we ran Democrats for McCain efforts here in Illinois, and we continue to support Sarah Palin and other Republicans we like going forward. Prior to 2008, all of this would have been unthinkable. We were Democrat Party loyalists who never had so much as a Republican friend. And now, because of how the DNC behaved in 2008, the Democrat Party as it exists today sickens us.
We are doing everything we can, in fact, to destroy it. We want to see every current Democrat in the Senate booted from office at the first available opportunity. We are already laying the groundwork for how we can be a part of the Palin 2012 campaign to oust Dr. Utopia from the White House.
Democrats, after their behavior in 2008 towards Hillary Clinton and what they have done since Dr. Utopia took office, deserve to be out of power for 30 years.
WE ARE DYED-IN-THE-WOOL FORMER PARTY LOYALISTS SAYING THIS.
You might take this for granted if you come here every day and are used to us ripping into Democrat leaders…but, like we said, prior to 2008 our ire would have been turned exclusively toward Republicans.
The DNC’s behavior flipped us. The Utopia campaign, and how it treated Hillary Democrats opened our eyes. Articles about Jacksonian Democrats, like the one above, really make us think about where we fit into something much, much larger than ourselves.
It does not appear the DNC or White House have any idea what’s happening, but there’s very solid grounds to believe the Democrat Party has been destroyed. We cannot count the number of former partisans we know who want nothing to do with Democrats ever again, not after Dr. Utopia and his Hopey-Change Gang, and the way they’ve treated Jacksonians.
For years, the MSM has claimed the GOP was on the path towards oblivion, becoming just a regional, Southern, religious party.
In fact, it’s Democrats who are so decimated…they are becoming a black, urban elite, fresh out of college party.
An argument could be made that Democrats, with the Healthcare Rationing push, have now lost elderly voters. They may also, to some extent, be losing gay voters (because it’s obvious Dr. Utopia only pays lip service to the LGBTQ community). The great hope for the DNC is ramming through amnesty to create new Democrat voters out of illegal immigrants…but it seems Hispanics have no loyalty to any party, really, and become increasingly conservative as they start to do better the longer they are established here.
The Clintons are the only thing keeping us in the Democrat Party at this point. If not for President and Secretary Clinton, and whatever they have planned for the future, we’d be Independents.
According to the article above by Last, it appears there are millions of people like us, who might have some cultural or nostalgic reason for remaining nominally Democrat, but who’ve become so disgusted by the party’s lurch to the socialist Left that blind-party voting for us is history.
Tuesday Open Thread: February 9th, 2010
If you live near a Denny’s, go there today for a FREE Grand Slam breakfast.
This is an awesome thing Denny’s does once in a while.
So, take advantage of it.
Today you really CAN have a FREE breakfast.
How awesome is that?
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What’s on your minds this Tuesday?
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Hey, have you ever wanted to be more like Claire McCaskill? Go on Twitter and friend us:
We’re still not all that sure what Twitter is or why it’s good, but apparently sammiches are involved somehow…hence McCaskill’s thrall with it.
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Maybe this is just something we’d notice in Boystown, but most of the chickens in the Denny’s ad above are drag-kings.
The male “chicken” is a rooster, which looks very little like a chicken. (“That’s ’cause it looks like a rooster!”. Thank you, Claire McCaskill).
The chickens in the Denny’s clip are all, thus, female.
So, a female president is in the Oval Office, with female Secret Service agents (though, for some reason, they’re all wearing ties).
Drag Kings wear ties. Some are even quite fond of ties.
Some White House Chiefs of Staff were cross-dressing ballerinas in New York, many years ago.
It’s kind of cool Denny’s tied everything together like this, in an ad about chickens screaming, and the first Drag King female president.
How progressive are they?
