For a number of years, a few of us used to do freelance event planning and special projects gigs for the City of Chicago, working out of various city buildings, including the Cultural Center in the Loop (which, inside, looks like the Wizard’s Palace in the Emerald City of Oz…so check it out the next time you’re in our city).
Chicago is a very “Green Police” kind of town, with the Mayor offering carrots and sticks to get every new building constructed with green materials. Some of this stuff we agree with wholeheartedly…like the rooftop gardens the Mayor demands on buildings. We love those. They are gorgeous. They use up rain water. They attract birds and other animals we love. And they decrease the damage done by concrete urban heat islands in cities like Chicago. Love rooftop gardens.
But, we think a lot of the other “Green Police” stuff is just garbage.
Especially when it comes to, well, garbage.
In Chicago, as noted, we worked in at least four different city buildings since 2005. In all of those the SAME THING happened with all the “recycling”: late at night, when all the garbage was taken away, it was dumped into one big dumpster on its way to a landfill. During the daytime, when people were watching, there were “Green Policemen” in all the offices who would scold you for throwing an empty pop can into the trash…and these green shirts would embarrass people in meetings recounting tales of spotting them using styrofoam cups or whatever…but then, at night, the blue “recyclables” garbage and the regular “yucky” garbage was all dumped into the same giant containers by the cleaning staff.
There was only one dumpster outside the building, where all the garbage went to.
So, what was the point in the “green shirts” harassing everyone to separate the recyclables from the regular garbage? It seems like all that haranguing was wasted energy, if all the garbage just ends up in the same place anyway.
Someone once tried to tell us that the garbage, after it was collected from the dumpster, was taken somewhere, magical, where it was separated into recyclable and non-recyclable pieces.
To us, that sounds like “the farm” parents tell their children various pets went to live at, when they got too sick or old. That “farm” might be one exit before the “recycling plant” where all those bags of trash are separated out and neatly recycled so all the Leftists can sleep soundly on their hemp mattresses under their cruelty-free non-down down covers.
February 8, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Love you. Now planning a trip to the farm. LOL
February 8, 2010 at 6:10 pm
see? one more reason to like y’all. you don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater.
yes, AGW is bunk. yes, algore is a ridiculous-bordering-on-evil man who has profited from this scam…
but we haven’t been the best stewards of the gift we have in this planet… and there are concrete steps we can take toward being better stewards while not going back to the beating our laundry clean on rocks at the river.
remember that day sometime last year when they had the “power off” day, or whatever it was?
i had friends who, in protest, because they hate algore and rightly think AGW is bunk, turned on all the lights and all the electrical appliances in their houses. now that’s just silly.
y’all get it… there are some great things we can do to be good stewards…
February 8, 2010 at 6:18 pm
this is absolutely correct. There are things we can do to better manage our planet
February 8, 2010 at 7:22 pm
while not going back to the beating our laundry clean on rocks at the river.
Indiegirl, growing up this is how we do our laundry …us girls in the neighborhood would go to the river usually on saturdays and we would bring some food,almost like a picnic,also a lot of talking while cleaning our clothes. I know to all of you this may sound primitive but this is common especially in the province where rivers are still clean. Life was simple back then.
February 8, 2010 at 6:17 pm
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February 8, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Jonah Goldberg is a frikkin’ Cassandra.
With a laser beam strapped on his head.
February 8, 2010 at 6:28 pm
now i’m curious… what did jonah say about it?
February 8, 2010 at 6:36 pm
I thought this ad was genius. Everyone knows these ads aren’t as focused on selling their product as they are about creating buzz (no pun intended) and getting people to talk around the water cooler. What a great opportunity to have a discussion about what a lack of freedom looks like…kind of ridiculous right?
It was a topic of conversation among some of my FB friends, some of whom got their panties in a wad about it. I reminded them how even if the creators were being serious about how they want the world to be (which I doubt), we can turn it around and use it against them by showing how out-of -hand this is all getting.
And I’m all about being a good steward, but there are ways to do that without taking away from freedoms.
February 8, 2010 at 6:40 pm
part of being a good steward is just being one… not demanding that anyone else do the same.
February 9, 2010 at 11:19 am
Exactly!! I don’t mind recycling, but it is MY choice. The school my children are zoned for actually have an “Earth Patrol” just like their “Safety Patrol” but the Earth Patrol checks the garbage cans, etc. and then leaves nasty notes if something is put in garbage instead of recycling. This is bullying, not educating. If you can truly make the case that recycling helps and things can be re-used to make different items people will do it, but Americans do not tend to respond well to being bullied into it. And don’t say it is to prevent global warming because then you are just being full of it.
February 8, 2010 at 7:11 pm
I’d really like to see the focus group data on that commercial. Is this the first sign that people, despite the non-reporting of the AGW hoax in the US, people just aren’t buying the “we’re killing the earth” bologna? I sure hope so.
It would have been a funny thing to add a green police boat pull up to rescue that Mommy polar bear and her cub and have him be eaten by the polar bear.
So I’m wondering – do I still have to preface my disbelief of AGW when speaking to people about it with “I believe we should be good stewards – but”?
February 8, 2010 at 7:17 pm
I was terribly creeped out by that ad. I freaked when I saw it because I felt like they were making light of all the bad so-called green behavior, which I consider very serious. It reminded me of so many classic sci-fi books, including Fahrenheit 451 and the short story Harrison Bergeron, which has now been made into a really good movie called “2081.”
Individuality is so much part of the American character, yet these people are bent on destroying that character, moving everyone into community living arrangements and into uniform behavior.
I thought it was trying to make Audi appear to be ahead of the game by being so green.
February 8, 2010 at 7:20 pm
It’s funny–or perhaps scary–to those of us in the Denver-Boulder metro area too.
February 8, 2010 at 7:21 pm
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February 8, 2010 at 7:26 pm
That was the only Super Bowl ad that made me laugh.
I watched it a couple more times on You Tube, and there are so many subtle things hidden in it. Watch it again. FUUUUNNNNNY.
But the Green Police are coming, people.
It started with the smoking bans, then the transfat bans, then the plastic bag bans, and the next ban may affect you.
It’s called Socialism and Obama LOVES it!
Control the people.
And if they step out of line–WHAM! Throw ‘em in jail!
It’s for the good of Utopia.
February 8, 2010 at 10:05 pm
I have always wondered if the people who are against tobacco smoking, are the same peoplw who want to legalize pot smoking?
February 8, 2010 at 7:37 pm
I do all the green stuff (except for my small SUV) because that is only common sense. But I found the Audi commercial extremely offensive. It reminded me of what our government is becoming and that is frightening. It is not a joke.
February 9, 2010 at 12:28 am
Actually, I felt a little bit creeped out by it too. I told my husband that I couldn’t actually laugh until it got to the very end and the bicycle cop was harassing the other two cops. The rest was just downright scary.
February 8, 2010 at 8:28 pm
I laughed so hard at that commercial and have been singing “The Green Police” all day long.
February 8, 2010 at 9:14 pm
I didn’t like it. But perhaps that’s because of the area where I live (Seattle/Tacoma). I live in a rural area and our local power company sent out boxes of CFLs to everyone who uses their power. Now I think energy efficiency is a GOOD idea, but those things contain mercury and can’t be thrown into the trash. They have to be recycled at special collection points. But how many of them actually WILL BE??
On the really dumb side, Seattle’s former mayor wanted to place a .20 cent tax on EVERY plastic grocery bag used. I think that idea got voted down. Now Seattle is trying to ban spitting in public parks and trails. Who’s going to enforce that? Special “Spit Police”?
February 8, 2010 at 9:27 pm
CFL’s are also damaging to one’s eyesight.
February 9, 2010 at 12:31 am
Forget about not being able to throw them in the trash…Did you know that legally you have to call in a hazmat team and evacuate your house if you break one? (and pay for it!) Then, once it’s clear to return, you have to throw out any bedding or clothin that might have come in contact with the Mercury powder! That’s some crazy stuff right there. I haven’t bought any and don’t plan too, if I can help it.
February 8, 2010 at 9:29 pm
I loved it. Great satire always has an element of truth.
The greens are applauding the ad as supporting their point of view. I don’t know how they can gloss over how absurd it makes the whole green movement look.
By the way, almost all garbage ends up in a land fill somewhere. How far it travels to find a home depends on how stinky it is and how much the disposer is willing to pay.
I had an industrial asbestos abatement project a few years ago worth 3 million. All of the asbestos was double wrapped in heavy plastic bags, put in a special sealed trailer and marked with all sorts of ghoulish symbols indicating instant death if opened. Trailer was driven to Alabama where it was dumped in a municipal landfill and driven over with a bulldozer a few times destroying the bags. Then more garbage was dumped on top. For an extra million we could have dumped it in NY where it originated.
February 9, 2010 at 9:39 am
PT Barnum. There’s a sucker born every minute. Welcome to the Green Police!
February 9, 2010 at 9:57 am
Seriously, this still goes on. I work at the UBS building at 1 N. Wacker and there are Green Police everywhere in my company. Then they get all insulted, like somebody kicked their own dog, when the building puts up LEED-certification signs promoting their adherence to green standards.
Too bad these people don’t even bother to look up what is required to meet a LEED-certification, it has mainly nothing to do with separating the garbage.
I volunteer on our employee-rep organization for the company and I’m not joking this topic of the recycle issue (and how can we enforce the building to separate the garbage better) comes up at EVERY meeting. People’s time is better spent focusing on their actual job.
February 9, 2010 at 10:02 am
1) having worked for a power company, I can only imagine how horribly that ‘day without power (or hour or whatever)’ messed up the forecasting models. You can’t leave it out, but you can’t leave it in, either, from your historical data. *sigh*. But then people think they’re making a ‘statement.’ What they’re REALLY doing is increasing their power bill.
2) Actually, I don’t know about NOW – when people typically separate their garbage, but years ago there WAS a place where the garbage was picked through for recyclables, by actual people. i worked for a garbage company (as a consultant) many moons ago. It was called a dirty MRF (pronounced MURF – the RF stood for recycling facility – I don’t remember what the M stood for). There were also ‘clean’ MRFs, which meant that it was ONLY stuff that is recycled – but that stuff still needs to be separated.
Anyway – this country had HQ in Chicago and the urban legend was that at one of the dirty MRFs one day, (or maybe several times) there was a body that would appear on the conveyor belt.
I’m not saying this STILL happens, this was a long time ago (i.e., the going somewhere to separate) – I think it’s a stretch just because for the most part, trash is separated these days, but seriously – it DOES exist.
February 9, 2010 at 6:29 pm
I’ll never go see Cheap Trick again, they sold out for the Green Police ad! Forget about it! Like those above stated we can be better keepers of the planet but we don’t need to beat people over the head with the religion of planet crap!