Here’s the first page of what turns up for “Obama Unicorn Painting” in a Google image search:

H/t LassofTruth for tip.
There appear to be thousands of these paintings (made by mental patients, we think) of a naked Obama astride a unicorn, being rubbed down with oil by a unicorn, and doing things with unicorns that would be grossly inappropriate anywhere but deep within the bowels of Man’s Country in Andersonville.
We kind of like this shirt, actually (but wonder if people would think we were supporting Dr. Utopia if we wore it):

We get the joke, so it’s funny. But would Utopia cultists take it as a positive representation of the naive, effeminate socialist in the Oval Office, the one who promised so very much to so very many, but who has failed so miserably at everything he’s touched?
What think you?
February 8, 2010 at 8:32 pm
This must be reported to whats that guy Greg on Red eye on the great and horrible fox news. He love Unicorns and this may make him vomit.
LOL
February 8, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Personally I wouldn’t be caught dead in anything Obama funny, snide or however!
February 8, 2010 at 8:40 pm
….
o_O
February 8, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Maybe if it had a good caption that made it obvious you’re NOT supporting him?
February 9, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Caption—
…And the horse you rode in on.
Most people know the first part of that saying. ;-)
February 9, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Scratch the above, just realized it is a unicorn. Doh moment.
February 9, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Carolina, a unicorn is a mythical form of horse. Your caption is very good.
February 8, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Obviously, the Obama/unicorn “artists” are all racists…
February 8, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Obama AND the unicorn?! That is disturbing, if not intended as irony or satire — if they had Obama AS the unicorn, with themselves in the picture, that would make a bit more sense, perhaps as a reflection of desires similar to those immortalized in the famous “La Dame à la licorne” in the Musée Cluny in Paris, especially in the panels “La Vue” and “Le Toucher.”
Or on the face of Claire McCaskill in the photograph taken when they were together aboard the campaign jet.
But to expunge that hideous image, check out the tapestries:
http://www.musee-moyenage.fr/homes/home_id20721_u1l2.htm
http://www.musee-moyenage.fr/homes/home_id20721_u1l2.htm
The details to these two panels are also worth looking at.
February 8, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Sorry, that site isn’t set up so that you can link directly to the works; under the menu Musée on the left you can access les collections, and then via tapisserie et tissus you’ll find them.
February 8, 2010 at 9:11 pm
It just came to me: Obama as the unicorn = Obamacorn. I wonder what an image of that would look like.
February 8, 2010 at 9:00 pm
ewww.
OT – But does anyone know anything about Adam Kinzinger running against Rep. Debbie Halverson? I just saw a post about him at the Green Room at Hot Air – could he be the next “Hottie McAwesome”? I don’t know anything about congresswoman Halverson and whether or not Kinzinger would be a better choice for the district. But check out the photo on Hot Air of him in his USAF flight suit . . . Wow! http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2010/02/07/if-scott-brown-is-getting-them-all-hot-and-bothered-in-dc/
February 8, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Hey! Any guy who pilots Airforce Stratotankers has to be focused! That is a good start.
February 9, 2010 at 7:16 am
Good Ad….and with a minor exception, it was a positive Ad, not a political hatchet job. Looks like Illinois may be coming out of the Capone/Daley Era and putting some quality folk on the ballots. Wish we in PA could say the same.
February 8, 2010 at 11:59 pm
The Boyz did a post about him, I think it was Sat.
He also saved some lady who was being attacked by a guy with a knife and held the guy down until the police came.
February 9, 2010 at 8:10 am
I know he’s hot…
February 8, 2010 at 9:00 pm
I think this is hilarious.
February 8, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Someone has wayyyy too much time on their hands in the asylum.
February 8, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Oh. Good. Lord. Those paintings are just sick. Those artists must have been smokin’ unicorn poop. There is seriously no other explanation.
February 8, 2010 at 9:20 pm
holy man. that is just downright disturbing.
February 8, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Anyone who believes in Unicorns and Fairies is a complete idiot.
Hence, Obama’s election.
Not disturbing to me. Just more evidence of the horrible school system that indoctrinates and graduates these morons.
February 8, 2010 at 9:28 pm
The t-shirt would be ok if you put Sarah’s quote on it, “How’s that Hopey-Changey stuff working out for ‘ya??”
February 9, 2010 at 5:04 am
Yes! I love the t-shirt. Anyone who could see it as a positive representation of Obama must be seriously challenged. But then again, I have never visited Boystown so I don’t fully appreciate the fashion sensibilities there. The Sarah quote would clear up any uncertainty.
February 8, 2010 at 9:30 pm
I agree . . . I find these paintings extremely disturbing.
February 8, 2010 at 9:46 pm
o:=
February 8, 2010 at 9:55 pm
Well Duh-they are trying to make him look like a macho, macho man hence all the phallic symbols. He is still a woos, all unicorn symbols to the contrary.
Sarah can take him with both hands tied behind her back.
February 8, 2010 at 9:59 pm
I SAW SARAH TODAY IN HOUSTON!!!! She spoke at a motivational seminar. IT Was AWESOME……..
this is the second time I have been able to see her in person —————-
February 8, 2010 at 10:18 pm
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February 8, 2010 at 11:35 pm
You’re too subtle, imo. The Dems would buy and wear it with glee. Now if the unicorn were giving Himself the horn, that would send an appropriate message!
February 9, 2010 at 12:05 am
What was even more strange, was that the second page brought up this picture of Sarah Palin…with pancakes on her head????
http://rightwingnews.com/graphics/sarahpalinpancakes.jpg
I’m not really sure what that has to do with Obama Unicorn Painting…or what would inspire someone to paint pancakes on Sarah Palin’s head. Ok, I need to go to bed.
February 9, 2010 at 9:49 am
http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/2010/01/hey-ya-its-martin-luther-king-jr-day.html
Here is the artist of the pancake on Sarah’s head and also on same page an Obama painting. Can’t quite figure out what these guys are up to. I got to this link from a site called Prolife.com or something like that.
February 9, 2010 at 12:27 am
Mommy! What is that man doing to that horse?
February 9, 2010 at 1:02 am
Don’t wear — the Obamabots would think you were one of the!!
If you like the shirt — frame it as art! make a throw pillow out of it! Pajama top, save in archives — for posterity/later profit, use as a panel for an apron.. .or some other fun avant garde project!
February 9, 2010 at 1:03 am
It’s impossible to catch a unicorn by force. The only way to catch a unicorn is for a maiden to go where the unicorns hang out. the unicorn will come to her and lay its head in her lap. Then the hidden hunters ambush and conquer the unicorn, and do what hunters always do with their prey.
February 9, 2010 at 1:21 am
Yes Ace, I see you understand the ways of the unicorn well my friend. I am a unicorn hunter. And this is what I do to them:
http://theantlion.wordpress.com/2010/02/08/the-unicorn-is-dying/
February 9, 2010 at 1:30 am
The Huntress has already been chosen…the Unicorn is already approaching her.
February 9, 2010 at 1:40 am
Um, do I need to be high for this thread?
P.S.: Unicorns bleed rainbows. FYI.
February 9, 2010 at 8:11 am
I thought of a variant for your hilarious image of Obama looking at his, well, true self in that mirror … it should be a unicorn’s head looking back!
February 9, 2010 at 1:24 am
BTW, here’s a particularly good one.
He portrays Obama the Unicorn as conquering Rush Limbaugh who tried to take the Unicorn by force, but instead had his “Golden Microphone” flung into the air while he goes down. And it happens in the sky (airwaves).
But Obama the Unicorn will be conquered by a Maiden with a sweet scent.
February 9, 2010 at 1:25 am
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/120894d1253049913-funny-strange-random-pics-obama-painting6.jpg
February 9, 2010 at 1:33 am
I failed to mention that Limbaugh tried to take Obama “by force” when he attempted to rig the Demo primaries by getting Repubs to vote for Hillary thus hoping to weaken Obama. He failed.
February 9, 2010 at 1:09 am
It looks like something that a four year old girl would love. THAT is what is disturbing. It’s like a whole group of people have thrown away a lifetime of experience in order to play with their Hello Kitty toys.
Ugh.
February 9, 2010 at 1:33 am
Hola gato!
February 9, 2010 at 3:52 am
Okay…help me out here.
Having sex with someone of a different gender is heterosexuality.
Having sex with an animal is bestiality.
Having sex with a mythological Greek creature is…. what exactly?
Besides being brain bleach level disturbing, of course.
February 9, 2010 at 8:12 am
Fantastiality?
February 9, 2010 at 8:15 am
mythosexuality,mythiality? ;)
Whatever it is its disturbing.
February 9, 2010 at 9:57 pm
Perverted.
February 9, 2010 at 9:08 am
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February 9, 2010 at 9:33 am
Those are some disturbing pieces of bad art. Looks like one (the few I could stomach to look at) has Jos.Stalin in it. Are these now hanging in the WH hallway too??
February 9, 2010 at 9:44 am
How have these been able to remain on the net? Were they painted before he ran for president? What is the symbolism behind them? All done by one person? Computer generated? Why would people put him in these types of paintings? Is the artist committed and trying to tell the world something? Hidden messages here? Still don’t know how these got by the OIP (Obama Information Police).
February 9, 2010 at 10:28 am
I didn’t realize you guys didn’t know about these already – creepy, aren’t they? Although I have to admit that the “you are not ugly Betty” one makes me laugh.
I told my mom about these the other day and I think she thought I was making it up.
February 9, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I’m going to attempt to drown the brain cells that remember seeing those images in ethanol. If I do post for a day or two, don’t worry, ’cause I’ll be hung over like a freakin’ hammer.
February 16, 2010 at 12:16 pm
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