Here’s the first page of what turns up for “Obama Unicorn Painting” in a Google image search:

H/t LassofTruth for tip.

There appear to be thousands of these paintings (made by mental patients, we think) of a naked Obama astride a unicorn, being rubbed down with oil by a unicorn, and doing things with unicorns that would be grossly inappropriate anywhere but deep within the bowels of Man’s Country in Andersonville.

We kind of like this shirt, actually (but wonder if people would think we were supporting Dr. Utopia if we wore it):

We get the joke, so it’s funny. But would Utopia cultists take it as a positive representation of the naive, effeminate socialist in the Oval Office, the one who promised so very much to so very many, but who has failed so miserably at everything he’s touched?

What think you?