Last night, a friend of ours in Florida gave us a call. We put him on speaker phone. After, of course, Panda hung up on him twice while trying to activate the speaker phone (“It’s not my fault these buttons are so damn small and close together”). Welcome to Buzzquarters. So not the Bat-Cave.
This friend was very active in the Utopia Resistance during the primaries and general election, because he worked at University of Chicago’s hospital, had run-ins with Mrs. Utopia, and had followed Dr. Utopia’s career closely. He, like us, had Utopia on the radar since he backstabbed Alice Palmer for the state senate seat in 1996. Just so you know not everyone here in Chicago drank the hopium-laced Kool-Aid.
Well, since the election, this friend went back to his “real life” (what’s that, we ask), and got out of amateur politics. He swore he wouldn’t get back into the game…but then Alexi Giannoulias won the Democrat primary and became the frontrunner for a United States Senate seat.
“We have to stop this guy. He’s scum. He’s a crook, he’s controlled by the mob, and he’s probably the worst human being to come this close to a Senate seat in my lifetime. We have to stop him. You have to ask your readers to work hard and stop him.”
People, Giannoulias is REALLY this bad.
He has no morals.
No scruples.
No sense of decency.
He is the spoiled heir to a family fortune built on criminal ties…the kind of guy who watches “The Untouchables” and laughs his head-off when Capone uses the baseball bat during the dinner party scene.
In many ways, he’s actually worse than Dr. Utopia himself. At least Utopia went through the motions of cloaking himself in mystery to gain access to high office. Giannoulias just lets everything hang out in the open…so smug, he thinks his mob connections are no big deal.
That he is, in fact, untouchable.
We need some great Giannoulias photoshop work, people, to start the anti-Alexi campaign rolling. Our niche is making sure every man, woman, and child in Illinois knows exactly who Giannoulias is, why he should not be in the Senate, and how he is connected to Tony Rezko, the Illinois crime families, and Dr. Utopia himself.
Democrats are in a real bind here.
The more Giannoulias is connected to the president, the more the unsavory Illinois connections they both share make news. This is the stuff the MSM didn’t want to report on in 2008, because it hurts Utopia. But, now that Giannoulias is a candidate for national office, and so much attention is being focused on this race, it’s time to bring everything about Rezko and Chicago corruption back into the headlines again (or, in this case, for the first time ever).
Democrats need to save this Senate seat. Dr. Utopia needs to come to Illinois to campaign for Giannoulias to save his old seat. But, if he comes and campaigns, we think it will hurt Giannoulias and Utopia both.
And, as our friend in Florida encouraged us, we need to do everything we can to bring Giannoulias down.
Who knows who he will take with him.
What art can you make to help?
February 4, 2010 at 7:42 am
Not an artist here, so I’ll make a suggestion. Mind you, I have been up since 4:30 a.m. as I have to be every day under Obamanomics (The Way to Higher Debt, Greater Budget Deficits, and Soaring Unemployment–A Winning Way for America!). This suggestion might not be so funny later in the day.
Anywho . . . here goes: Giannoulias is Italian, right? What do you think of a bowl of spaghetti and meat balls? Each meat ball would have a pic of a crook connected to Giannoulias and/or his family. One meat ball could have the logo of his family’s troubled bank. Then the caption would read something like this: “It takes a lot of balls deny corruption like this.”
February 4, 2010 at 9:01 am
He is Greek. So get your brain engaged for some Greek bashing.
Ever since the Sopranos I am so sick of the Italian bashing. Al Capone was a thug from Chicago but not every Italian agrees with the MAFIA.
EX. Rudy Giuliani took down the “Teflon Don”, John Gotti.
The Sopronos might sell in Hollywood and “The Untouchables” might be cool to the midget ballerina Emanuel but I am not tolerating Italian bashing any longer.
And, yes, I have Italian blood.
Sorry HillBuzz I know that you don’t like when people declare themselves a hyphenated American. However, I refuse to accept the Italian bashing anymore.
Ex. It would not be acceptable to show a bowl of chitlins and show a picture of Rangle, a crook, and Jackson, another shakedown artist etc.
I hope that I have made my point.
Nothing against you qr4j. I will accept your excuse that you got up at 4:30 because from reading your posts I DO like you.
Sorry for the rant.
February 4, 2010 at 11:33 am
hi jrd.
i’ve really thought about your post, b/c i think you bring up some good points.
the thing is, i really believe that the tying in of ‘the sopranos’ is a quick and easy way to connect people with the type of ‘mob tactics’ that we see present today, mainly b/c so many people are familiar with ‘the sopranos’. heck, even if one’s never viewed the show, ya’d have to be living in a bubble not to have HEARD of it and what it’s about.
i don’t think the intent is to attack people of italian heritage, but to attack people with ties to the mob, and they’re using the most popular imagery of mobsters to do this with.
although i do wonder if some cool photoshops could be done with those ruthless guys from the Rush Hour movies. y’know, the chinese mobsters that were all kung fu-ey ‘n stuff.
February 4, 2010 at 11:36 am
Okay . . . sorry . . . I am of German descent. I suppose there aren’t very many sauerkraut jokes out there. Of course, there are always the Hitler comments. Sorry. I am not used to being bashed (unless Hitler comments count) because of my ethnicity. Other reasons? Yes. Being Republican. Being a Christian. Being an evangelical Christian. Being queer. Yes on those. Never on being German. Sorry. Except for the Hitler stuff. But Germans don’t like him either.
February 4, 2010 at 3:05 pm
heh, I am Polish/German/Irish/Swedish with a dash of English and French in there somewhere. I tell more Polish jokes than I’ve heard. Doesn’t faze me a bit. You get a thick skin growing up in Chicago.
February 5, 2010 at 1:12 am
Hi JRD,
I live in Australia and I can tell you that the Mafia over here has those Italian roots!!! However, there are other members of the mob due to expansion within the criminal world.
It is just that there are names such as Barbaro that have that mob connection.
On the other hand, the new mob, which consists of bikie gangs in Sydney are of Lebanese origin. It is just that they are not Cosa Nostra.
Then in Melbourne the underground involved in all the turf wars these days have very English names like Williams.
So do not take it to heart about the Italian background. I do not know about anyone else, but I have lots of friends of Italian descent that are not associated with the mob.
February 4, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Italian? that’s an isult to the mafia.
February 4, 2010 at 4:35 pm
The tagline is hysterical, in relation to the meatballs.
I’m a first generation American of Italian descent. I never even got through the first episode of the Sopranos because I didn’t want to relive certain moments of my life. And no, I’m not connected, it’s just that in certain neighborhoods you can’t avoid those “types”.
However I do understand that people can relate to stereotypes and we can have fun with them from time to time. As a very famous (Anglo) entertainer was known to sing:
Che sera, che sera…
(she still can’t hold a candle to Connie Francis.)
February 5, 2010 at 1:15 am
darn, for once I have forgotten the real name of Connie Francis. :(
However, the good news is that by knowing her real name I won a radio competition many years ago… :)
February 5, 2010 at 7:06 am
Concetta Maria Franconero.
February 4, 2010 at 8:48 am
don’t know if this has already been posted, but i think it’s a great ad
February 4, 2010 at 9:18 am
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February 4, 2010 at 9:37 am
Something that incorporates demon sheep, maybe…heh…
February 4, 2010 at 10:08 am
I just read that Andy Martin who ran as a GOP candidate in the Illinois senate race(was he on the ballot?) feels Mark Kirk is a fraud and that his military credentials are exaggerated. He plans to do everything here in Illinois to defeat Mark Kirk.
February 4, 2010 at 2:56 pm
The Illinois GOP have denounced Andy Martin as a legitimate republican. I think most people in Illinois know that he is a kook and will judge him accordingly.
February 4, 2010 at 10:12 am
Hillbuzz guys-since I grew up in Chicago I know about the climate of fear that permeates everything, maybe this will help.
http://jeffersonsrebels.blogspot.com/search/label/deputy
A new website has just been established inviting whistleblowers to report specific illegal, unethical, seedy, or duplicitous activities by our supposed “leaders”. Visit Paul Revere’s Deputies for further details. If you or someone you know has a secret to leak about corrupt government officials, this will be the place for anonymously reporting that information. Spread the word!
February 4, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Great site idea! Bookmarked!!
February 4, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Sorry, no creativity here (at least not in video – now if you need paper mache…).
But I DO love that either way – if Dr. Utopia comes to IL or if he stays away, demonstrating Utopia’s connections to this unsavory guy will finally be brought to light. And if the MSM won’t talk about that they can talk about how his coming to campaign seems to be the kiss of death…
February 4, 2010 at 5:44 pm
At the risk of getting wacked…
“Vote for Alexi G… because Obama needs the muscle.”
February 4, 2010 at 5:46 pm
“Vote for Alexi G… because we haven’t quite finished off this country, yet.”
“We need Alexi like we need another hole in the head!”
February 5, 2010 at 1:18 am
what about “I’ll give you an offer you cannot refuse” ROFL
Horse’s head should look good :)
February 4, 2010 at 5:44 pm
No creativity here either, but maybe you could get Dr. Utopia to campaign for him. That might work!
February 4, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Will be happy to create some artwork, but would need some inspiration. Catchy phrases, good pics, etc. Since this post will probably be off the first page soon, just email me!
February 4, 2010 at 5:58 pm
I’ve been thinking in a different direction.
Is is possible to “innoculate” Kirk against future revelations by releasing negative pictures before the Dems do? Kirk probably wouldn’t be happy about it, but the news would be out – and if it’s really THAT bad, it would give him time to resign and someone else to run. Any chance?
February 4, 2010 at 6:34 pm
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February 4, 2010 at 6:39 pm
I had 2 bottles of hopium-laced kool aid tonight; it’s called beer. You’re referring to hopeium-laced kool aid. That’s called joke’s-on-you. Don’t insult beer!
February 4, 2010 at 9:17 pm
“It’s a myth to think you could believe in Giannoulias”
In the background have all of the gods on Mt. Olympius standing in the background with a “thumbs down”.
February 4, 2010 at 9:19 pm
We had Scott Brown and his truck, and now Lexi with the SUV that he purchased with funds from the College Fund he was overlooking as Treasurer. Perhaps we should point out how much money parents lost in those college funds, or the monies lost at his families bank. He doesn’t make very good financial decisions.
February 4, 2010 at 9:46 pm
Hillbuzz guys, Panda this happens to everybody all the time. We take turns at work. Not to worry-they always call back. The way you wrote it is your usual hyserical. I had a boss who used to disconnect people by dropping the heavy spec books on the buttons. They always called back too.
“Last night, a friend of ours in Florida gave us a call. We put him on speaker phone. After, of course, Panda hung up on him twice while trying to activate the speaker phone (“It’s not my fault these buttons are so damn small and close together”). Welcome to Buzzquarters. So not the Bat-Cave.”
February 4, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Interesting question. Very interesting.
February 5, 2010 at 2:29 am
Random 1 am thoughts:
“Alexi Greekname:
When he’s not banking shots with Obama
(O b-ball pic)
he’s banking for these guys
(untouchables bat scene pic)
and banking on you not caring.
(crowd of angry/disgusted looking people)”
This is likely beyond my meager skills. Run with it if it’s run-with-able. (I’d email you, EricP, but I lack the skillz necessary.)