Archive for January, 2010
When someone without a brain in her head points out you have no soul, you've got problems
"I wonder if sandwiches have souls, and what they taste like. Maybe they taste like pickles. I sure like pickles", Claire McCaskill muses.
Claire McCaskill, easily the stupidest, if not most terrible, member of the United States Senate, has announced that John Edwards has no soul.
Apparently, Claire Bear’s been trying to figure out if Edwards has a soul, or not, for some time.
“My head hurts. I was thinking and thinking and thinking on this, and then I decided to use that thingamabobbin the Lady says I can’t pour my coffee on, right Lady?”, McCaskill asked, of the Senate aid sitting outside her plush office.
“It’s a computer Senator. And my name is Jane. Not Lady, not Mommy, not Dame Edna, whoever that is. And, no, you shouldn’t keep pouring coffee on things “to see what happens”. It’s costing taxpayers’ money, like I keep telling you”.
“I hate taxpayers. Never let me conduct my science. What was I saying? Oh, yah, John Edwards soul. I was thinking and thinking and thinking about that, and I decided he has no soul and he is disgusting. People call me a lot of things, and most of the words I don’t understand, but nobody’s even called ME disgusting before, so I thunked up a good one to call Edwards. Ha ha. He’s disgusting. That’ll show him. Hey Lady, is it sandwich time yet? I get to have ANY sandwich I want, ’cause I am the Senator! Voters are so stupid.”
Solicitor in Great Britain Needed: We Believe We Have Enough On TheBigotBasher To Prosecute for Libel
We are 100% certain we have identified the 39-year old man in Birmingham, England who attacked us, called one of us a racist by name, ran his photo in an attempt to prompt physical attacks on him here in Chicago, and libeled and defamed him on his site TheBigotBasher.wordpress.com.
Thanks to the work of many sleuths out there, the dossier we have compiled on this man, when printed out, is now about 30 pages long.
It’s one helluva read, folks.
TheBigotBasher has used multiple aliases in the last two years, on sites like Daily Kos, DemocraticUnderground, Rumproast, Bettycracker, and various dating sites in Europe, as well as Ebay, YouTube, and sites talking about video games and “The Simpsons” cartoons.
His first name is Eamonn.
His last name will soon be Mudd.
All we need now is a solicitor in England who will help us understand what needs to be done to file suit against him for libel in Britain. This will be a learning experience for us, and for all of you out there, because we’ve never even known anyone who’s had to sue someone in a foreign country for libel.
But, as we understand it, TheBigotBasher will have to pay all court and attorneys fees when we win judgment against him. In addition to whatever damages the court awards.
Today is TheBigotBasher’s very last chance to take down every reference to us as a site, and to us as individuals, before we unleash an absolute world of hurt upon him using every available remedy under British law.
And to all the other PUMA Hunters out there, who have been trolling here in the last week, you better believe you will be next just as soon as the dossiers are complete on you, too.
For whatever reason, none of your other victims ever took you to the mat before and you’ve gotten away with these attacks (all inspired by Obama, the Hope and Change candidate, ironically enough), but you are not going to get away with it this time. Whoever is prodding you to do things like this, at the DNC or wherever, is not going to get away with it.
Anyone with a good lead on a British solicitor who will help us, or anyone with a good working knowledge of British law, please chime in on this thread and walk us through how a libel case works in Britain and what, exactly, will happen to a man like “TheBigotBasher” in England when charges are filed against him.
Do you speak crazy? Can you translate what Maureen Dowd is babbling about now?
Maureen Dowd is a crazy person.
Late at night, we imagine her sneaking into her neighbors’ crawl spaces, with a Ziplock bag full of tapioca pudding, a rusty flashlight, and an old double-cassette recorder in a strange attempt “to capture sleepers’ dreams”. This is, after all, the woman who hears things…things that are never said…things like “You boy!” whenever people, accurately, call the current president A LIAR.
Damn liar, is more like it.
Nuts, is what Dowd is.
But, is she also a RAAACIST! for calling Dr. Utopia “One-Term Obama” in this latest rambling of hers?
Everyone else on Earth, apparently, is RAAACIST! to the Left, including us, so why isn’t Dowd RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST! too for saying the following about “The Lightbringer”?
* Obama is a disappointment
* Obama is a faux-populist
* Obama is plastic and hidden
Most bizarre of all, Dowd goes where almost no one in the MSM ever goes…and you would totally miss it if you weren’t reading close at the end.
She actually GOES THERE and alludes to the strange relationship Dr. Utopia, a married man, has with Reggie Love, his “6-foot-5 body man”. Dowd did this in a bit about Scott Brown playing basketball with his daughter Ayla. Well, Obama has two daughters. The elder of which is more than capable of playing basketball with him, just as Ayla is of playing with her dad. Why did Dowd note Dr. Utopia would rather be spending time sweaty, in private, playing with Love instead?
Somewhere in the bowels of Man’s Country here in Chicago, we bet guys in towels having a steam are wondering what Dowd was hinting at.
Who are we kidding. No one reads Maureen Dowd. And no one in Man’s Country’s talking.
Reggie Love and Dr. Utopia aren’t playing basketball, either. That’s for damn sure.
Question: How can Port-au-Prince be rebuilt?
We’d like to issue a challenge to Liberals, one they failed to live up to in New Orleans: rebuild Port-au-Prince as the Green Utopia you insist is possible.
Dispatch Brad Pitt and his architectural hobby to live in Haiti full time, post-divorce from Angelina, and rebuild the lost homes in sustainable, green glory.
We’re not being snarky with this — we really want to see Libs put their money and time where their Hollywood mouths are this time.
To be honest, we would MUCH rather see them invest the energy to rebuild New Orleans, improve Cleveland, and make places like Gary, Indiana and Detroit livable again, but for some reason they’ve never bothered to do that.
But, with all this attention on Haiti right now, we issue the same challenge we make to the International Olympics Committee whenever they are trying to decide which city will get the next games: WHY NOT, FOR ONCE, DECIDE TO USE MONEY JUDICIOUSLY AND REBUILD A RUINED CITY TO WONDROUS SPLENDOR?
Now that Anthropogenic Global Warming has been debunked, why not focus on remaking Haiti as a wonderland of everything Liberals claim they love and believe in?
It’s put up or shut up time, Libs.
And if you don’t expend every effort to rebuild Port-au-Prince, we’ll know you didn’t do it because you are RAAACIST and didn’t want to help the black people suffering there, with all your Ivy League wisdom, your green technology, and your Whole Foods know-how.
Guaranteed to piss tons of people off today: we now want every last Democrat in elected office to lose in 2010
Only part of this is because of the personal attacks the Left has made on us this week, but another large part of it is something we read over at www.Hillaryis44.com, regarding the need to eject every single Democrat from office in 2010.
It took us a long time to come to this point, but the Liberal-Socialist Democrat party needs to not only be defeated in 2010, it needs to g-damn be EVISCERATED. Every last Democrat needs to be brought down, because we have had all that we are going to take with these nuts.
Saying this could very likely get us killed in a place like Chicago. So be it. The Left has already destroyed one of our ability’s to ever earn a living in this town again. The DNC sanctions these kinds of attacks, if not directly orders them. THAT is what the Democrat Party has become. Breaking Godwin’s Law, we state the obvious and call this Liberal-Fascists what they are: g-damn Nazis.
Oppose them in the slightest, and they will destroy you.
Speak out against them, and they will get you fired from your job and make you unemployable.
Stand up to them, and they’ll ruin your friendships, chase relationships away, and launch full-on war against you.
THAT is what Democrats are all about today.
In the 30+ years we’ve each been alive, the worst a Republican ever did to us was tell us, to our face, we were going to Hell because we like guys. Some added, “I will pray for your illness” when they found out we were gay. We’ve been through most of the states in the South. We grew up in places like Cleveland, Pittsburgh, San Antonio, Rochester, and Milwaukee. We’ve been lectured by Catholics, Protestants, Fundamentalists, and Jews of the Republican persuasion, and never once did these people ever do anything worse to us than saying, “Boys, you ain’t right”.
Democrats, however, have sought to destroy us, working page by page through the Alinsky Playbook.
We know people at the DNC monitor this site.
We know there are very important people who read us. Trust us, that shocks us as much as it might shock some of you. But we know this for a fact.
We are telling Democrats right now that you have destroyed the Democrat Party, perhaps forever. If you alienated lifelong, dyed in the wool Dems like us, you people are toast.
These lunatics really and truly believe that attacking moderate Dems like us who do not agree with the current Administration is an actual, sound, policy move. Great Merciful Zeus, this is coming directly from Donna Brazile we bet. That woman is crazy. During the 2008 primaries, we emailed back and forth with her a few times, and she is as rude and vile as can be. This was the genius behind Gore’s failed 2000 campaign, and the woman who dreamed up Obama 2008. She’s the one who repeatedly said the Democrats do not need moderates, the working class, the blue collar voters, or “average Americans”.
Democrats believe they can exist with just blacks, immigrants, jews, liberals, gays, and the urban elite.
Well, we’re gays who commit today to doing everything we can to bring Democrats down in 2010.
Part of it is because of what the DNC did to Hillary Clinton in 2008. Part of it is because of the attacks launched on us this week. But, mainly, it’s because Democrats are bad for this country. The party has gone completely insane and is out of touch not only with voters, but with reality itself.
There are no longer any moderate Democrats to speak of.
This was proven by the votes on the Healthcare Rationing bill. All 60 Dems in the Senate voted for a bill they did not read, did not understand, that they tried to ram through passage in the dead of night when no one was looking.
In our opinion, every last one of these people belongs in prison — for treason. Since we can’t make that happen, we will focus instead on defeating as many of them as we can.
As we said yesterday, looking at our resources, and our time schedule, we can commit to driving an effort behind FIVE good Republicans who can defeat bad Democrats in 2010.
One of these races is Michelle Bachmann’s. If you have any contacts with her, let her know a bunch of gay guys in Chicago want to go all-in for her. We want to make her Speaker too. We are willing to do whatever we can to make that happen.
For the other four races we want to get involved in, we want to pick four really good Republicans we believe in who will defeat Democrats that need to be made examples of.
One of those Dems is Barbara Boxer. Whomever runs against her will have our undying daily support.
We want Harry Reid defeated, but that’s going to happen without us, so we are not going to put our effort there. Part of us wants to take down Evan Bayh, just because we are so disappointed in the man for his behavior in the week before Christmas. If ANY Democrat should have stood up and shouted down the madness of this Healthcare Rationing bill, it should have been Bayh. This is a man we like very much, on a personal level. This is a man we’ve had multiple conversations with. This is a man we would have loved to have seen become Vice President under Hillary Clinton.
But, he betrayed this country. All Democrats in the Senate did. And now he disgusts us.
We’re torn on what to do about Bayh. Indiana is so close, we could very easily get involved there. But we admit we have lingering loyalty to Bayh for how steadfast he stood with Clinton two years ago. So, he’s tabled for now.
That means two of our berths are now filled. We will be supporting:
(1) Michelle Bachmann
(2) Whomever is the nominee against Boxer (we hope it is Chuck Devore)
And the other three slots are empty.
The qualifications to earn our support are:
(1) Candidate must love America
(2) Candidate must hate socialism
(3) Candidate must not have supported Cap & Tax, the Healthcare Rationing Bill, or Dr. Utopia in any way
(4) Candidate must embrace the Tea Party movement, which we are a part of
(5) Candidate must not be evil to gays
Republicans, stop talking about gays, period. Across the board. News flash: there will always be gays. No matter how much you try to convince us otherwise, Jake Gyllenhaal is hot, Madonna is cool, and a night at Sidetracks beats just about anything else on Earth. Especially Showtunes night. You can threaten us with fire, brimstone, and the fires of Hell all you want, but we’ll never, ever, not a day in our lives be attracted to women. Nor will we ever wish we were. We drink Pilsners. We adore Lady Gaga. Every drag queen in town knows our first names. We like guys.
Deal with it.
Because we’re here. We’re queer. And we are willing to put ourselves on the front line to take down the Liberals. While Republicans are at their cocktail parties, we are manning phone banks and plotting strategy to take down the corrupt, lunatic, out of control DNC itself.
Reinforcements from the cocktail party, martini in hand, set would be appreciated.
The DNC should take another look at the Daily Kos and DemocraticUnderground to see if they are really getting their money’s worth — because instead of shutting us down, these goblin factories REVVED US UP MORE THAN WE HAVE EVER BEEN REVVED.
These fools took the battle to Boystown. They made things personal. And in 2010, we are going to fight harder than we have ever fought for anything to bring these lunatic socialists down.
Who’s with us?
Wednesday Open Thread: January 27th, 2010
What’s on your mind this Wednesday?
We are mad as Hell and not going to take a whole lot of various crap anymore.
How about you?
What are YOU fired up about?
Time to dish. Don’t spare the Tobasco.
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You know, the one that was practically CANCELED because of THE WORST BLIZZARD EUROPE HAS SEEN since, well, Dr. Utopia worked at Dairy Queen in Hawaii. Ba-dum-dum.
We know, he worked at Baskin Robbins in high school, not Dairy Queen, but sometimes we just can’t resist.
Henry Waxman burned through $2,200/day on his hotel room and food.
Back when we worked in hotels in the 90s, the government rate was $86/night at a decent, upscale chain. Where did Waxman sleep? In Queen Beatrix’s guest room?
Nancy Pelosi, apparently, had Faberge eggs for breakfast every day.
The only saving grace is that no Kennedys made this trip.
HRH Princess Caroline uses diamonds like rock salt when it gets icy and snowy out. In a blizzard, that dilettante would have wasted as much as Dr. Utopia did on the “Great Stimulus” that never produced any new jobs or did anything more than burn through taxpayer money like, well, Princess Caroline at Bergdorf’s on All-You-Can-Buy pashmina day. Which, incidentally, is EVERY day for her.
Ridunkulous.
Is it November YET?
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Great Merciful Zeus…have you seen Scott Brown’s old modeling photos?
If this man ever runs for President, we’ll have to stop calling him Hottie McAwesome and start calling him Babebraham Lincoln.
Wowsers.
Question of the Day: Would you want to go all-in for Michelle Bachmann in her re-election race?
In thinking about the races we want to get involved in for November, we realize how much we love Michelle Bachmann.
This is where the trolls all come out and we get new waves of hatemail with heads exploding. Oh, and then this broken record plays, “How can you like Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, AND Michelle Bachmann? You just like to support women! Blah blah gibberish!”.
Listen, we support people who are awesome. Sometimes, they are smokin’ hot and awesome, like Scott Brown. McAwesome, in fact.
If you pay any attention to what we write about and who we support, there’s a common theme running: all of the people we go to bat for love America more than anything in the world.
Hillary.
Palin.
Bachmann.
Brown.
Three of them happen to be Republicans, which says more about Democrats at large than it does about us. The current Democrat officeholders might love something in this world, but it’s not the US of A.
Michelle Bachmann should become Speaker Bachmann in 2011, taking that gavel away from Pelosi but good (or, botox bad, as the case may be for Pelosi. Botox verrrrrrrry bad, Queen Nancy).
What are your thoughts?
Pelosi’s painted a big target on Bachmann.
Liberals painted a big target on us this week.
We’re pumped up and ready to kick butt on all fronts, so thwarting the DNC’s crusade against Bachmann seems like a good use of our energy.
At most, we think we could handle 5 races well. That’s a race for each of us, plus Panda, who has ADD. So, it’s really 4 races and a half, thereabouts.
We thought we’d commit to all Senate races, but we can’t let Bachmann battle the orcs, trolls, and goblins alone.
We. Love. This. Woman.
Who out there wants to help her?
Reinforcements are arriving
Honest to goodness, the people attacking us are in REAL trouble now.
We just got this message from our dear friend Abbey:
I’m on the case. I see all the excrement those trolls have written about you in a Yahoo search. I wanna kick some butt!! My Kevin is NOT evil!! Fill me in and set me loose!!!
We had to share that, since it caused huge cheers to rise up here at Buzzquarters.
Ain’t nobody in their right mind messes with Abbey.
NOBODY.
We don’t even get out of line around her. Abbey means business.
And, we know we said this already a few moments ago, but from the bottom of our hearts, thank you all so much for all your support during this awful time. Every one of you that has written in with kind words and told us how you’ve been praying for us means so much. We read them all aloud to Kevin here, and make him realize that there’s a world of people out there behind him, who will help see this through.
We will take down the people who launched this attack. We will prosecute them. We will find a way to knock all of that, as Abbey put it, excrement off the Internets.
We will, to quote the remarkable and inspiring Abbey again, KICK BUTT.
Bless all of you, seriously. You are amazing. Never in our lives did we think we’d be under such attack…and never in our lives could we have imagined we’d have such reinforcements.
We are blessed and honored and so grateful.
John Edwards could be going to prison soon
“You sure ’nuff got purty hair and a purty mouth, former Senator Edwards. From now on, I’m gonna calls you SALLY”.
According to the last remaining investigative journalism outfit, The National Enquirer, Edwards is also refusing to pay the medical bills for his lovechild, sweet little Frances Quinn Druck Hunter Edwards.
His mistress, whom Elizabeth Edwards knew about but allowed her husband to run for president in 2008 to be a spoiler to benefit Dr. Utopia anyway, has been forced to hire lawyers to get all up in Edwards’ grill for dental care money.
This is the same John Edwards who ran shrieking through the halls of the Beverly Hills Hilton, crying, at 3 in the morning when The Enquirer cornered him on a visit to see his lovechild. Edwards, instead of manning up and admitting what he did, cowered in a bathroom in the basement, shouting “Occupied! Occupied! OCCUPADO!” at the top of his lungs, while burly hotel security men, Duff and Sanchez, came racing to rescue him.
“You are my bodyguard,” was all Edwards could be heard muttering, as he was lifted into the air and carried to the security office in Duff’s arms.
Kind of sort of like this:
Thank You All For Your Support
We wanted to take another moment to thank all of you for your support as we continue to sleuth the identities of TheBigotBasher and those at Rumproast.com, Bettycracker, Stupidpumas, Daily Kos, DemocraticUnderground and other altars to Dr. Utopia who engaged in a coordinated personal hit job on us this week.
Clearly, this has been the center of our attention, as we try to expunge these attacks everywhere we can — so that our livelihood, future employment opportunties, personal relationships, emotional health, and other vital interests are not permanently adversely impacted by the libelous slurs made against us on the personal level by Obama supporters.
Welcome to Hope and Change, people. They’ve done this to us, and they’ll probably do it to you at some point in the future, since calling innocent people RAAACISTS! is what they do. They are one-trick goblins. But, they are not going to get away with it this time.
As soon as we realized TheBigotBasher attacked us, we turned to our dear friend and big sis Cynthia Yockey, as she is one of the most informed and knowledgeable people we know. We asked her what to do, and told her we were scared, because almost as soon as the attacks hit, we started losing freelance jobs we counted on for the next month. “Don’t worry, this has happened to people before because this is what the Left does to those who don’t agree with them. The Left just calls them racists and tries to ruin their lives. But, if you are willing to put yourself out there and fight, then I’ll sound the alarm that we all need to stick together and fight back when attacks on people like you, Stacey McCain, Tammy Bruce, and others happen”.
Cynthia was such a good friend. We owe her so much.
She instantly put us in touch with others who have been attacked by the Left like this, with false accusations of racism posted at obscure Leftist Obama-worship sites and then distributed with ruthless efficiency by Daily Kos and DemocraticUnderground.
Behind the scenes this week, we’ve been pouring through countless articles on libel that have been sent to us, as well as learning everything we can about the activities of Rumproast, TheBigotBasher, Snarkopolitan, Daily Kos, StupidPumas, and DemocraticUnderground. There are so many clues to tie together, and so many horrible things these people have collectively done to PUMAs, in particular, that we’ve been overwhelmed.
So, we appreciate all the help you have also given us in sorting out these clues and getting closer every day to establishing an airtight libel case against every Leftist who attacked us. Every single person spreading that racist charge against us will be a co-defendent in the action that’s to come. If you are reading this, and you posted our names or photos ANYWHERE, you best take that down immediately, or you’ll end up on the defendents list too.
Homos ain’t playing, folks. We mean business.
Were grateful to everyone out there who has taken this opportunity to hit back against the Left in support of us. Here are just a few of you that we’re so grateful to, with thanks to Cynthia for compiling this supporters’ list for us.
We swear, if ever the Left attacks any of these people, we’ll come to their aid in Justice League style lickety-split as well. If we stick together, we will defeat the Left. If we don’t support one another, the Left will destroy us all one by one.
- Instapundit, aka Prof. Glenn Reynolds
- Michelle Malkin, who knows what these attacks are like due to her courage as a pioneer in calling out racial grievance mongering: “You know you are getting to these Kossacks and Moveon.org-anisms when they start coming after you”
- Prof. William Jacobson of Legal Insurrection, for making this a “Post of the Day”
- Dear Little Miss Attila, Cynthia’s fairy blog mother and a staunch friend of Hill Buzz: “Go Help the Guys at Hill Buzz”
- Sissy Willis of SISU — she and Prof. Jacobson were the first two bloggers who went to work using social media to support the candidacy of Scott Brown in Massachusetts — read this awesome post on using social media
- Kathy Shaidle, another fearless opponent of the enslaving and bullying tactics of identity politics — who is paid by the amount of traffic she gets (hint, hint): “Hey, stop me if you’ve heard this one!”
- Gay Patriot: “Stand with Hill Buzz”
- Conservatives4Palin: “Stand up for Hill Buzz”
- Shakey Pete’s Shootin’ Shack — blogroll and bookmark and subscribe to this blog, Cynthia REALLY recommends it: “A Friend is Attacked, Unfairly”
- Dan Riehl of Riehl World View has an excellent post with a link to Stacy McCain: “Hill Buzz versus whomever.” Charges like this are tried periodically on Stacy. When it happened in September 2009, I was one of the first to stand up for Stacy, which is how I learned that we really can make tactics like these feel like spitting into the wind for the Left — soon they were whining about how many bloggers were vouching for him!
- Life in 3D: “Smear Merchants”
- Moose and Squirrel: “Driving the snakes out of Washington”
- Irons in the Fire: “Just a Few Things to Note This Morning”
- Death by a 1,000 Paper Cuts: “Hill Buzz threatened by Kos and Dummie Underground”
- iChannel (a news aggregator)
- And all the re-tweets on Topsy.com.
