Maureen Dowd is a crazy person.

Late at night, we imagine her sneaking into her neighbors’ crawl spaces, with a Ziplock bag full of tapioca pudding, a rusty flashlight, and an old double-cassette recorder in a strange attempt “to capture sleepers’ dreams”.  This is, after all, the woman who hears things…things that are never said…things like “You boy!” whenever people, accurately, call the current president A LIAR.

Damn liar, is more like it.

Nuts, is what Dowd is.

But, is she also a RAAACIST! for calling Dr. Utopia “One-Term Obama” in this latest rambling of hers?

Everyone else on Earth, apparently, is RAAACIST! to the Left, including us, so why isn’t Dowd RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST! too for saying the following about “The Lightbringer”?

* Obama is a disappointment

* Obama is a faux-populist

* Obama is plastic and hidden

Most bizarre of all, Dowd goes where almost no one in the MSM ever goes…and you would totally miss it if you weren’t reading close at the end.

She actually GOES THERE and alludes to the strange relationship Dr. Utopia, a married man, has with Reggie Love, his “6-foot-5 body man”. Dowd did this in a bit about Scott Brown playing basketball with his daughter Ayla.  Well, Obama has two daughters.  The elder of which is more than capable of playing basketball with him, just as Ayla is of playing with her dad.  Why did Dowd note Dr. Utopia would rather be spending time sweaty, in private, playing with Love instead?

Somewhere in the bowels of Man’s Country here in Chicago, we bet guys in towels having a steam are wondering what Dowd was hinting at.

Who are we kidding.  No one reads Maureen Dowd.  And no one in Man’s Country’s talking.

Reggie Love and Dr. Utopia aren’t playing basketball, either.  That’s for damn sure.