Archive for January 27th, 2010
UPDATE on today's latest attacks on us at Daily Kos
Daily Kos has been calling us RAAACISTS some more, by playing the game we all know so well after a full seven days of these assaults:
(1) TheBigotBasher, a man in the UK, calls us RAAACISTS on his WordPress blog
(2) WordPress refuses to abide by its TOS policy and remove libelous content like this, even though every day WordPress is notified by us what TheBigotBasher is doing…and under existing law, as we understand it, WordPress will probably join Daily Kos, Democratic Underground, and other sites perpetuating BigotBasher’s libel as co-defendants.
(3) Daily Kos picks up BigotBasher’s libelous attack, and posters there advocate finding us in person, attacking us physically, and much worse.
(4) DU and others then echo whatever Kos is saying, treating it as gospel.
If you think this won’t happen to you some day for speaking out against this current administration and what the Democrat Party we used to know has become — just remember before they came for us, they hunted other PUMAs and came for them. They called the Clintons themselves RAAACISTS. Sarah Palin and John McCain were called RAAACISTS too. Everyone who opposes the Left is a RAAACIST. So, if you didn’t think tonight’s State of the Union Address should be carved into the moon with a sphinx-head of Dr. Utopia himself staring down on us, then you are a RAAACIST too.
We appreciate the support we’re receiving from all of you who recognize these attacks for what they are.
Others who have been attacked by the Left like this have families to think about, or are scared of losing their jobs or whatever. Well, we’re single gay guys without kids. The Left already cost us jobs. While we do believe these people will attempt physical violence against us, and that is in truth the goal of Daily Kos when it runs BigotBasher’s calls to violence, we’re a mix of ex hockey, rugby, water polo, and track and field guys here. So, depending on what we’re up against, we’ve got some chance of making it to another day.
As we keep wondering: if these Leftists were really right. If they REALLY knew best. If The Golden Age of Hope and Change under this president was really so magical, then why do they need to resort to brown shirt tactics to take down anyone who opposes Dr. Utopia?
Why?
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More on all this from Dan Collins over at POWIP
State of the Union Live Thread
Before it even began, the media proclaimed this THE GREATEST STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS EVER!
Unprecedented, even.
Let us be clear.
What do you think?
Chime in with your reactions.
Hope you’re not playing a game where you down a shot every time Dr. Utopia says some variation of “I”, “Me”, or “Mine, Mine, Mine”.
You’ll have alcohol poisoning by the first time Nancy Pelosi rockets up off her chair to start clapping like a trained seal, abused with botox, and dressed like it parked its Delorean outside fresh from a trip from 1985.
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UPDATE: Clearly, we didn’t watch Dr. Utopia drone on tonight. Here’s who we should have been watching instead, in one of our favorite speeches she ever gave — the woman who, mysteriously, deliberately planned a trip overseas so she wouldn’t be in Washington tonight. And, she was not the designated Doomsday survivor, either, which makes things interesting because such a person, lower in the Cabinet rankings, would technically be moot tonight since Hillary was nowhere near the Capitol.
It would be interesting to find out if there was even a Doomsday Survivor designated tonight. Normally, it’s someone like the Secretary of Agriculture or Education, who spends SOTU night in a military base underground somewhere.
What’s interesting is that our friend Wess told us tonight that Clinton, on the Travis Smiley Show, said point blank she would not stay on as Secretary of State any longer than January of 2013, at the longest. There’s been speculation since 2008, when she left the Senate to take this position that she would not stay longer than the 2010 midterm elections, when Democrats will be absolutely decimated at the polls. Clinton, out of politics and on the world stage, does not have to campaign for the likes of Charles Schumer, Babara Boxer, Harry Reid, or any of the other people in the party who betrayed her in 2008. She can let them all fall to their doom.
Hillary has one of the world’s greatest laughs. It’s marvelous. She will probably be laughing a lot come November, and we’ll be joining her no doubt.
And then, who knows what she’ll do.
Give more speeches like this, we hope:
Question: Who will be left to help Haiti once all the Liberals get back to thinking about Oscar season?
We’re just going to answer this question right now: Christians.
Christians will be in Haiti helping rebuild that country, working in deplorable conditions, and, frankly, giving every last bit of themselves to rebuild Port-au-Prince and relieve as much suffering as possible.
George Clooney will take his beard back to Italy, or wherever he goes with it (or her, depending on how you want to define that), on his private jet, probably snacking on roast peacock and baby seal, all the while lambasting the rest of the masses for their carbon footprints and general thoughtlessness.
All of the other Hollywood telethon wonders will do likewise, as the ME MEEE MEEEE! Oscar season rolls into town, and Haiti slips from the headlines.
Liberals don’t build things. They don’t get their hands dirty. They just attack people, call them RAAACISTS! when they don’t agree with the Liberal talking points, and then get back into their limousines to ride twelve feet to the red carpet.
More and more we think about the difference between the way we are personally treated by the Left and the Right. To be blunt, neither extreme likes gays all that much. Liberals are smart enough to put on a good face about it in public, but behind closed doors they make their jokes, too, and can be far crueler than you could ever imagine. The Right’s foolish because — and we honestly believe this — conservatives are less prejudiced, reactionary, and hateful than Liberals…but they just don’t know how to do good PR. Maybe it’s because conservatives are largely quiet, on the whole, and tend to mind their own business…so the random zealots who condemn people like us to fire and brimstone and eternal suffering (what, like having to watch MSNBC?) get more airplay.
As we’ve said before, about the worst thing a Republican ever did to us was tell us they were going to pray for us “to get better”, so we would suddenly one day wake up and be all about Ann Hathaway, and not focused on how last-season her Oscar dress is.
Sorry, Ann, neither you nor Michelle Williams are why we watch Brokeback Mountain over and over again. Though, Ang Lee’s cinematography WAS beautiful, it’s all about the Jakey-G, people.
Who did the Liberals in Hollywood give the Oscar to the year Brokeback was up for Best Picture?
That’s right. Crash. A movie noone really cared about then, and doesn’t remember now.
Remind us why Liberals are so much better than Republicans again, for gays, or for anything else. While you’re at it, please explain why Christians are so persecuted by the media, and so maligned day in and day out…and yet these people jump into the fray when people need help.
While Liberals wait in the limousine for the best lighting to step out, for their photo op, to tell the cameras how sad they are about things like Haiti.
And how it’s all Bush’s fault.
When someone without a brain in her head points out you have no soul, you've got problems
"I wonder if sandwiches have souls, and what they taste like. Maybe they taste like pickles. I sure like pickles", Claire McCaskill muses.
Claire McCaskill, easily the stupidest, if not most terrible, member of the United States Senate, has announced that John Edwards has no soul.
Apparently, Claire Bear’s been trying to figure out if Edwards has a soul, or not, for some time.
“My head hurts. I was thinking and thinking and thinking on this, and then I decided to use that thingamabobbin the Lady says I can’t pour my coffee on, right Lady?”, McCaskill asked, of the Senate aid sitting outside her plush office.
“It’s a computer Senator. And my name is Jane. Not Lady, not Mommy, not Dame Edna, whoever that is. And, no, you shouldn’t keep pouring coffee on things “to see what happens”. It’s costing taxpayers’ money, like I keep telling you”.
“I hate taxpayers. Never let me conduct my science. What was I saying? Oh, yah, John Edwards soul. I was thinking and thinking and thinking about that, and I decided he has no soul and he is disgusting. People call me a lot of things, and most of the words I don’t understand, but nobody’s even called ME disgusting before, so I thunked up a good one to call Edwards. Ha ha. He’s disgusting. That’ll show him. Hey Lady, is it sandwich time yet? I get to have ANY sandwich I want, ’cause I am the Senator! Voters are so stupid.”
Solicitor in Great Britain Needed: We Believe We Have Enough On TheBigotBasher To Prosecute for Libel
We are 100% certain we have identified the 39-year old man in Birmingham, England who attacked us, called one of us a racist by name, ran his photo in an attempt to prompt physical attacks on him here in Chicago, and libeled and defamed him on his site TheBigotBasher.wordpress.com.
Thanks to the work of many sleuths out there, the dossier we have compiled on this man, when printed out, is now about 30 pages long.
It’s one helluva read, folks.
TheBigotBasher has used multiple aliases in the last two years, on sites like Daily Kos, DemocraticUnderground, Rumproast, Bettycracker, and various dating sites in Europe, as well as Ebay, YouTube, and sites talking about video games and “The Simpsons” cartoons.
His first name is Eamonn.
His last name will soon be Mudd.
All we need now is a solicitor in England who will help us understand what needs to be done to file suit against him for libel in Britain. This will be a learning experience for us, and for all of you out there, because we’ve never even known anyone who’s had to sue someone in a foreign country for libel.
But, as we understand it, TheBigotBasher will have to pay all court and attorneys fees when we win judgment against him. In addition to whatever damages the court awards.
Today is TheBigotBasher’s very last chance to take down every reference to us as a site, and to us as individuals, before we unleash an absolute world of hurt upon him using every available remedy under British law.
And to all the other PUMA Hunters out there, who have been trolling here in the last week, you better believe you will be next just as soon as the dossiers are complete on you, too.
For whatever reason, none of your other victims ever took you to the mat before and you’ve gotten away with these attacks (all inspired by Obama, the Hope and Change candidate, ironically enough), but you are not going to get away with it this time. Whoever is prodding you to do things like this, at the DNC or wherever, is not going to get away with it.
Anyone with a good lead on a British solicitor who will help us, or anyone with a good working knowledge of British law, please chime in on this thread and walk us through how a libel case works in Britain and what, exactly, will happen to a man like “TheBigotBasher” in England when charges are filed against him.
Do you speak crazy? Can you translate what Maureen Dowd is babbling about now?
Maureen Dowd is a crazy person.
Late at night, we imagine her sneaking into her neighbors’ crawl spaces, with a Ziplock bag full of tapioca pudding, a rusty flashlight, and an old double-cassette recorder in a strange attempt “to capture sleepers’ dreams”. This is, after all, the woman who hears things…things that are never said…things like “You boy!” whenever people, accurately, call the current president A LIAR.
Damn liar, is more like it.
Nuts, is what Dowd is.
But, is she also a RAAACIST! for calling Dr. Utopia “One-Term Obama” in this latest rambling of hers?
Everyone else on Earth, apparently, is RAAACIST! to the Left, including us, so why isn’t Dowd RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST! too for saying the following about “The Lightbringer”?
* Obama is a disappointment
* Obama is a faux-populist
* Obama is plastic and hidden
Most bizarre of all, Dowd goes where almost no one in the MSM ever goes…and you would totally miss it if you weren’t reading close at the end.
She actually GOES THERE and alludes to the strange relationship Dr. Utopia, a married man, has with Reggie Love, his “6-foot-5 body man”. Dowd did this in a bit about Scott Brown playing basketball with his daughter Ayla. Well, Obama has two daughters. The elder of which is more than capable of playing basketball with him, just as Ayla is of playing with her dad. Why did Dowd note Dr. Utopia would rather be spending time sweaty, in private, playing with Love instead?
Somewhere in the bowels of Man’s Country here in Chicago, we bet guys in towels having a steam are wondering what Dowd was hinting at.
Who are we kidding. No one reads Maureen Dowd. And no one in Man’s Country’s talking.
Reggie Love and Dr. Utopia aren’t playing basketball, either. That’s for damn sure.
Question: How can Port-au-Prince be rebuilt?
We’d like to issue a challenge to Liberals, one they failed to live up to in New Orleans: rebuild Port-au-Prince as the Green Utopia you insist is possible.
Dispatch Brad Pitt and his architectural hobby to live in Haiti full time, post-divorce from Angelina, and rebuild the lost homes in sustainable, green glory.
We’re not being snarky with this — we really want to see Libs put their money and time where their Hollywood mouths are this time.
To be honest, we would MUCH rather see them invest the energy to rebuild New Orleans, improve Cleveland, and make places like Gary, Indiana and Detroit livable again, but for some reason they’ve never bothered to do that.
But, with all this attention on Haiti right now, we issue the same challenge we make to the International Olympics Committee whenever they are trying to decide which city will get the next games: WHY NOT, FOR ONCE, DECIDE TO USE MONEY JUDICIOUSLY AND REBUILD A RUINED CITY TO WONDROUS SPLENDOR?
Now that Anthropogenic Global Warming has been debunked, why not focus on remaking Haiti as a wonderland of everything Liberals claim they love and believe in?
It’s put up or shut up time, Libs.
And if you don’t expend every effort to rebuild Port-au-Prince, we’ll know you didn’t do it because you are RAAACIST and didn’t want to help the black people suffering there, with all your Ivy League wisdom, your green technology, and your Whole Foods know-how.
