A guy with a bald spot that big does not sell so many tee shirts

The media’s very careful in how they photograph Dr. Utopia.

He’s never snapped from behind, and he’s rarely ever seen in right profile.

We always wondered what was being hidden in the behind shots — and now that’s clear, it’s his giant bald spot.

The embargo on shots of him in right profile are to hide the bizarre scar he has running from the back of his head on the right side all the way up to his crown. This appears to be from either a massive head injury or a brain operation years ago:

What is that scar from?

Maybe whatever caused the scar is the reason this man needs a TelePrompTer to address a bunch of sixth graders:

Can you imagine how much George W. Bush would have been lampooned had he done this?