The media’s very careful in how they photograph Dr. Utopia.
He’s never snapped from behind, and he’s rarely ever seen in right profile.
We always wondered what was being hidden in the behind shots — and now that’s clear, it’s his giant bald spot.
The embargo on shots of him in right profile are to hide the bizarre scar he has running from the back of his head on the right side all the way up to his crown. This appears to be from either a massive head injury or a brain operation years ago:
Maybe whatever caused the scar is the reason this man needs a TelePrompTer to address a bunch of sixth graders:

Can you imagine how much George W. Bush would have been lampooned had he done this?


January 26, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Could the scar be from where they implanted “the chip” /snark (but I did see The Manchurian Candidate)
January 26, 2010 at 9:55 pm
LOL Denise, that was my thought exactly!!!!!!!!
January 26, 2010 at 3:30 pm
This is a hilarious post about that photo:
http://dctrawler.dailycaller.com/2010/01/25/president-obama-spends-some-quality-time-with-his-favorite-person/
January 26, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Oh, those are brilliant! Thanks, jana, for the link!
January 26, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Did you see what slublog did with that?
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/297431.php
lol . . .
Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Who’s the greatest one of all?
Narcissus would be proud
(And we Malfoys know a thing or two about Naricissism. . .)
January 26, 2010 at 3:35 pm
The huge scar is probably the reason that BO refused to release his full medical records during the campaign. McCain and Sarah were hounded by the press into releasing their entire medical history. All that BO released was a brief note stating his height, weight and blood pressure. And the press didn’t have any questions as to why a supposedly healthy man refused to release any specific details.
January 26, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Yes, you are right. Were GWB to have used a teleprompter for a class of sixth-graders, he’d be the butt of so many jokes.
Why, pray tell, does one need a teleprompter in this situation? Why? He’s standing on a circle-shaped rug. Is there significance there?
January 26, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Ahh…cognitive frames…aren’t they fantastic?
It’s actually becoming more and more amusing to see how people try to claim he’s an intellectual powerhouse.
January 26, 2010 at 4:46 pm
You’d think all he would need for a small gathering would be some note cards…
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk312/ScreamingEagleMom/totus.jpg
January 26, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Scary isn’t it? The man relies on teleprompter to speak to 6th graders. The embargoes on photographs tells me much about the man – he’s vain, and he has much to hide.
January 27, 2010 at 12:20 am
My son is a 6th grader. He had the best comment about this when we heard about it on the radio, he said “I’m only 11 and I have to talk to a class of 6th graders for 5 minutes wihout a teleprompter all the time, it’s called an oral report!!
January 26, 2010 at 3:41 pm
That scar is the result of the computer chip was put in his head. We know obama was not born in the U.S. Could he be from another planet? He certainly behaves as though he is.
January 26, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Isn’t there a Muslim holiday where they cut their heads with knives? Pamela Gellar over at Atlas Shrugs covers this every year. It’s brutal. and it’s done to even small children and babies.
That’s gotta leave a scar.
Just saying….
January 26, 2010 at 4:34 pm
That knife thing is a Shia practice and most Kenyans are Sunni, so I doubt it.
January 26, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Here is Pamela’s post:
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2009/12/ashoura-respect-it.html
January 26, 2010 at 11:36 pm
Oh, GROSS!
Graphic image alert!!
January 27, 2010 at 12:09 am
Sorry about that, I guess I should have warned everybody about the pictures.
January 26, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Yes,there is a Muslim thing called Ramazon, were they cut their heads with chains until they start bledding,they do that for their leader yet to come (Mohammad))
The story is too long.
January 26, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Maybe Michelle went after him with an axe.
January 26, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Teleprompter? W has been lampooned for finishing reading a story to children after the attacks on the WTC, as opposed to leaving to do whatever it is the truthers think Presidents are capable of doing in the minutes immediately following a massive terrorist attack.
January 26, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Aw, that’s just the slot Soros uses to insert his data disc for downloading…
http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp314/pauly_cy/barack20head20slot20OPT.gif
January 26, 2010 at 4:57 pm
All Presidents get a physical annually. Results have always been released way back to Reagan that I remember.
Barky’s been in office over one year and no reports of any physical yet.
How can the media be this complicit?
No school records or medical records and they don’t even question it. Something is wrong with this picture.
January 26, 2010 at 6:04 pm
It would usually be around his bday….thatls when Bush always had his. August. Right?
January 26, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Thats a ‘zipper’ scar from Man’s Country.
January 26, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Isn’t that the region where the neural-net processor goes?
January 26, 2010 at 7:04 pm
What hasn’t been talked about in the Teleprompter photo is that those 3 black things on the floor in front of him are monitor speakers. These are so he can hear himself talk. The cords you see taped to the floor are running to a sound board somewhere in the vicinity so the sound man can turn up the monitors in case the 6th graders get too out of control cheering U’s speech.
This is the first photo I’ve seen that includes the monitor speakers. The ego of this man is out of control.
January 26, 2010 at 7:05 pm
I think SNL has to do a skit on this. How about Dr. U speaking to his children about their report cards. Monitor speakers, teleprompters and the girls sitting on the floor about 5 feet away.
January 26, 2010 at 8:36 pm
LOL!!!
January 26, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Long time ago i was reading an article in Australian on line that said,Michelle O said to someone, that He has two personalities and sometimes he can’t even spread butter on a piece of bread and his hands are shaking.
January 26, 2010 at 9:19 pm
…..and she doesn’t?
January 26, 2010 at 11:39 pm
Whoa, Nahid. That’s really getting into creepy territory.
What the hell is going ON with that dude?
It’s really starting to look suspicious. Too many secrets.
January 27, 2010 at 3:56 pm
… and just think, he’s got the secret codes to LAUNCHHHHHHHHHH THE BIG ONE’S ….as in nukes folks
January 27, 2010 at 5:29 am
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January 27, 2010 at 9:58 am
KGB Cyborg.
January 27, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Could this be a clue to who is actual father might be …. hey, I don’t want to sound like a birther but as long as it’s vaulted away I guess I can speculate.
January 27, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Can’t help it.
Luke. I am your father. Help me take off this mask.
January 29, 2010 at 8:12 pm
Controlled by Grandiose Malignant Narcissism, Obama Is A Very Sick And Dangerous Man… Could Very Well Be The Greatest Individual Threat To World Well Being Ever !!!